#the rat in a subway theme. the mystery of everything.

[trans-phone-eater]

I miss the atmosphere of vanilla rain world.

[sonjaohno]

An Unupsettable People

Manhattan is an island roughly half the size of Walt Disney World, the theme park in Orlando, FL, but with a population 1.6 million—a population density of 27,346 per km2. And this is not counting all the people who live in New York City’s other boroughs but work, shop, go out, and generally mingle with people on Manhattan on a daily basis. It also excludes the tourists, whose number was at its pre-pandemic record high in 2019, when 66.6 million people visited the city of New York, which, for most of them, meant Manhattan. To give my lovely readers an idea of what this means, Berlin has a population density of 4,193 per km2, Helsinki 2,986 per km2, and Turku, where I was born, has a population density of 765 people per every km2—a luxurious 1.3 m2 for every person, which is enough for every Turku inhabitant to take to the streets and spin a hula wheel at the same time. Saying that Manhattan is “densely populated” therefore doesn’t quite capture the sheer denseness of this island. If every Manhattanite took to the streets simultaneously—some crawling up from the city’s subterranean dimensions, some descending from its skyscraping heights—there’d be no hula hooping: there’d be 27 people crammed to every square meter. That’s 27 people standing on each other’s shoulders, like this:

Understandably, given this density, the people who live on Manhattan have had to develop a very high tolerance for each other. It is, generally speaking, nearly impossible to behave publicly in a manner that upsets a New Yorker. They are, in a word, unupsettable. This is true to a mind-boggling degree that would be comical, if it wasn’t also so, well, damn upsetting: Every time I take the subway for more than a few stops, eventually a person will appear who is raving about the end of the world, picking up fights with random strangers, shadow boxing, or just threatening to kill everyone and everything in sight. Now, a person with a normal unsettability level will unavoidably be upset, whether because she is worried for her own safety (I’ve never seen a situation escalate to actual violence but the threat of it is palpable—and very upsetting), or because, as a human being, she feels terrible that so many people have nowhere to go but the subway when they feel this desperate, this upset. I’d never go on the subway if I felt like that. I’d probably go to my mum’s. The (mostly homeless) people (of color) who have fits on the subway presumably don’t have mums to go to, or friends with actual homes, or anywhere, really, aside from the street. That they are “upset”—a word that doesn’t quite cover what they must be feeling—is the inevitable consequence of them having nowhere to go in a city this dense. That those of us who do have places to go are not upset, or not more upset—this is the mystery.

The second, much less upsetting but still somewhat upsetting, thing that fails to upset New Yorkers is rats. Interestingly, there are actually fewer rats in New York than I had assumed: The official Rat Information Portal ran by the city health administrator, NYC Health, estimates a population of 2 million rats, across the five boroughs (so not only on Manhattan—if it were, the rats would outnumber people). There’s neighborhoods with more rats and there’s neighborhoods with fewer rats. In my limited experience, Harlem is among those neighborhoods worst afflicted by the rat problem, and the more affluent a neighborhood (and the whiter its human population), the fewer the rats. I was sitting at a bar on Frederick Douglass Boulevard and tried counting the rats climbing in and out of the terrace construction to explore the contents of garbage bags which, unwisely but unavoidably given the density issue described above, are left to the street overnight for collection. Before, I had been sitting on said terrace myself but I found the proximity to the rats just too upsetting—not the sight of them but the smell: Before seeing a rat, I’d start smelling it. I won’t describe the smell to you in detail, but you can count on me that it’s enough to upset anyone’s stomach.

Still, despite such majorly and minorly upsetting things, Manhattan is turning out to be a pretty magical place. Not least because of its 1.6 million inhabitants, who, despite their unupsettability, are some of the most hilarious, warm-hearted people I’ve ever come across. Yesterday walking through central park, a little girl playing with her friends takes off her top and screams “I’m sweating like a potato in a plastic bag!!!” She’s clearly upset by her body’s failed cooling system—nobody else blinks an eye.

Here's a picture I took when walking out of the park on Fifth Avenue. I wish I was better at taking photos.

[guldenboy-blog]

IMPORTANT PLZ READ!!!!!!!!1111!!1!!!!1!!

Everyone talks about the star wars or marvel expanded universe. but what about the most important The disney channel live action sitcom universe this is a shared Canon and confirmed shared universe of most disney channel shows (including cory in the house and wizards of waverly place.) here is a list to SCIENTIFICALLY P R O V E THAT THIS IS THE BEST SHARED UNIVERSE OF THEM ALL.TV series ( (Edit:Oh and also spiderman is there I'm preety sure the crossover with jessie wasn't canon but whatevs) That's So Raven Cory in the House The Suite Life of Zack and Cody The Suite Life on Deck Hannah Montana Wizards of Waverly Place Aaron Stone Zeke and Luther I'm In The Band Good Luck Charlie Pair of Kings Shake It Up Peter Punk A.N.T. Farm Kickin' It Jessie Bunkd Austin & Ally Lab Rats Violetta Liv and Maddie Best Friends Whenever Mighty Med Kirby Buckets Dog with a Blog Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors KC Undercover Boy Meets World Girl Meets World Clueless Perfect Strangers Family Matters Full House Fuller House Gilligan's Island Girlfriends The Game Hangin' with Mr. Cooper The Hughleys Meego Moesha The Parkers Sabrina the Teenage Witch Step by Step Teen Angel You Wish

List of crossvers: Does not include cameo characters:Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star New Year[edit] Main article: Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star New Year Austin & Ally and Jessie crossover in a New Year's hour-long special episode combining both shows titled Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star New Year! It aired December 7, 2012.[4] In the episode, Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez travel to Times Square where Austin is booked to perform on New Year's Eve. When they can't get through New York City's crowded streets, Jessie comes up with a plan to get them to the stage and to ultimately have Austin record one of her songs.

Charlie Shakes It Up[edit] Main article: List of Good Luck Charlie episodes Charlie Shakes It Up is a special episode of Good Luck Charlie which features crossover appearances from CeCe, Rocky, Flynn, Deuce and Gary Wilde of Shake It Up. The crossover aired on June 5, 2011.[5][6] In the episode, Teddy, Amy, and Charlie visit Chicago and are accidentally taken to the set of Shake It Up Chicago, where they are mistaken for a pair of dancers known as the Duncan sisters who are set to appear on the show. Meanwhile, back in Denver, PJ and Gabe hold a yard sale, while Bob becomes obsessed with a TV show.

Take This Job and Love It[edit] Main article: Hannah Montana (season 2) In Take This Job and Love It, Roxy becomes a bodyguard for the President of the United States (John D'Aquino's character in Cory in the House). Miley convinces Roxy to take the job, but realizes that Roxy is the best bodyguard ever. She goes to get her back and ends up disguising herself as Lola and is mistaken for the professional dog whisperer. She succeeds after being forced to eat dog food.

Weasels on Deck[edit] Main article: List of I'm in the Band episodes I'm in the Band features crossover appearances from Zack, Cody and Mr. Moseby of The Suite Life on Deck in the episode, "Weasels on Deck", which aired on October 11, 2010. The episode featured the titular band, Iron Weasel, trying to get a gig on the S.S. Tipton with the help of Zack and Cody.

The Manny with the Golden Bear[edit] Main article: List of Special Agent Oso episodes Special Agent Oso had a crossover with Handy Manny titled "The Manny with the Golden Bear". The episode is the very first Disney Junior crossover. In the episode, Handy Manny (with his tools) and Special Agent Oso help fix the flat tire on a bike for a young boy, then they help teach the boy how to ride it.

Good Luck Jessie: NYC Christmas[edit] In the crossover special of Good Luck Charlie and Jessie, Good Luck Jessie: NYC Christmas, Teddy and PJ fly to New York City for a university tour, but a snow storm prevents them from returning home in time for Christmas. After stumbling upon Jessie on the subway, the Duncan siblings partake in a Ross family holiday like none other. Back in Denver, Bob takes the Duncan kids to meet Santa, but Gabe is not in the holiday spirit. The crossover special aired on November 29, 2013.[7]

Halloween Night at the Museum[edit] Main article: List of Ultimate Spider-Man episodes The Ultimate Spider-Man episode "Halloween Night at the Museum" features crossover appearances of the animated versions of the cast of Jessie. The episode premiered on October 10, 2014 on Disney Channel.[8]

Jessie's Aloha-holidays with Parker and Joey[edit] Jessie's Aloha-holidays with Parker and Joey is a one-hour special episode of Jessie which features crossover appearances from Parker and Joey, two characters from Liv and Maddie. It also features an appearance from Maia Mitchell. Jessie's Aloha-holidays with Parker and Joey aired on November 28, 2014.[9]

Karate Kid-tastrophe[edit] Jessie featured Phill Lewis as Mr. Moseby, hailing from the Suite Life franchise.

Lab Rats vs. Mighty Med[edit] Lab Rats vs. Mighty Med is a special crossover episode of the two Disney XD series Lab Rats and Mighty Med. It aired on July 22, 2015. Lab Rats vs. Mighty Med drew a little under 1.25 million total viewers and was the third highest-rate original scripted cable TV series telecast for that week.[10]

In this crossover special, Donald Davenport and Chase create an invention, but Davenport tries to sell it without consulting Chase. In retaliation, Chase then unknowingly sells it to archvillain The Incapacitator who uses it for his evil plans. Meanwhile, Kaz and Oliver sneak into the Bionic Academy while trying to track down The Incapacitator. Chase gets hurt when they all try to stop The Incapacitator, but Kaz and Oliver transport Chase to Mighty Med Hospital in an attempt to save him. Meanwhile, Adam, Bree, Oliver and Skylar work together to try to find The Incapacitator and defeat him once and for all.

Multiple series crossovers[edit]

That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana[edit] Main article: That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana is a crossover special among the Disney Channel Original Series That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, and Hannah Montana. The crossover, which aired as a 90-minute special consisting of episodes of the three series respectively, premiered on July 28, 2006.[11][12]

Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana[edit] Main article: Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana Wizards on Deck With Hannah Montana is a crossover between the Disney Channel Original Series Wizards of Waverly Place, The Suite Life on Deck, and Hannah Montana. The crossover, which aired as successive episodes of the three series, premiered on July 17, 2009, and was highly watched, drawing 9.3 million viewers and breaking several ratings records at the time.[13][14]

Monstober Spooktacular Weekend[edit] On October 2 and 4, 2015, seven Disney Channel series featured crossover appearances with each other. The crossover appearances took place among Jessie, Girl Meets World, I Didn't Do It, K.C. Undercover, Best Friends Whenever, Austin & Ally, and Liv and Maddie. The unifying theme for the crossover appearances was a haunted house attraction that was part of New York City's Central Park Spooktacular celebration; it also involved the same mysterious masked character appearing on each of the programs. The crossovers involved two characters from each show appearing at the Central Park Spooktacular with the characters of the show that they were appearing on.[15]

Dale Davis[edit] Dale Davis, a character from Zeke & Luther, appeared in the Kickin' It episode "Wax On, Wax Off" as well as "An Ice Girl For Boomer" which is an episode of Pair of Kings.

Laughy Cat[edit] Principal Mitchell from Kirby Buckets has a cat named Laughy Cat. In Lab Rats episode "Bionic Dog", Bree was watching Laughy Cat, and in Mighty Med episode "Wallace & Clyde: A Grand Day Out", there was a Laughy Cat T-shirt.

Clutch[edit] Clutch has appeared in Lab Rats: Elite Force, Kirby Buckets, and Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything. In Lab Rats: Elite Force, he was an Olympian and Oliver's hero. In Kirby Buckets, he was one of Kirby's drawings. In Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything, he was a video game character. Share so everyone on Earth noes.