#the raja is shart attack

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Context: a friend of mine recently played through FFC for the first time, and quickly realized that all of her problems could be solved with this one, simple trick.

Raja Vice? What's that?

[dragonrajafanfiction]

Hot Boyz of Dragon Raja Otome Game Day 3

Day 3: Chime had perished in an attack by Dragon Dead Slaves and Chisei had left to bury him and wanted no further contact with you. Finger appears to be falling hard, but he wasn’t allowed into a meeting where the attack was being discussed. As a member of the Lionheart Club, your intent is to help unravel the mystery behind the Dead Slave Attack at Cassell College.

You’re given a sound recording from deep under the ice of Antarctica. It sounded like wind, a whistling or a wheezing before fading to a rumble. Some wondered if it was the dragon’s breath but you think it could be...

Johann +1 (Finger +10 Johann +4 Caesar +1)

They all turned to look at you. They were intent and serious, like whatever came out of your mouth could be the key to unlocking the mystery!

“...something else.” You stammer.

Susie blinks at you. “Like what?”

“It could be a soul skill or some other gaseous emission from the dragon...” Johann Chu nodded.

Susie turned her eyes to Johann Chu not willing to say what everyone’s conclusions jumped to. Dragon Farts.

“In order to mutate into dragon forms, a normal creature has to be exposed to dragon flesh and blood. Should that flesh and blood become aerosolized, the exact nature of the emission isn’t important, but the force of it and size of the individual particles.”

Oh if only Finger were here to witness Johann Chu suggesting that a dragon let out a massive shart and mutated a team of Cassell scientists.

“This is understood by epidemiologist who study things like viruses. If a virus requires droplets to be transmitted, the smaller the droplets the farther it can travel and the longer it could hang in the air. Fine particles of ash are known to be dangerous to planes far from their volcanic source.”

“If the dragon had somehow decayed in a condition where it had literally turned to dust, any amount of wind could disperse its mutagenic properties in a wide area.”

Susie nodded. “Antarctica is the continent with the most resources when it comes to wind.”

Lancelot added. “And they mentioned that there was bad weather when they were returning.”

“A windborne dragon. This could be a serious situation...” Johann Chu looked at Schneider, his expression grave. 

“Have you come up with something?” Schneider asked.

“Yes. I believe that the mutations could have been triggered by particles of the dragon’s body. The survivor could be contaminated on her clothes, shoes or hair. We will need to take samples to determine this and everyone who came in contact with her or her things will need to be quarantined for observation.”

There was a tense cold silence in the room. The researchers had been wandering about on campus for at least twelve hours before they mutated!

Schneider barked. “EVA, quickly. Find everyone who was in contact with the survivors from the-”

“Sir, another dead slave has emerged at Cassell and is heading straight for the Ice Cellar.”

“Dammit! It’s an outbreak!” A professor yells.

There’s a sudden crashing noise just outside of the room! 

“There’s also another coming towards this room.” EVA said.

“Quick have the students evacuated to their dorms!” The large wooden door you came in through was suddenly shut with a thick metal seal that locked everyone inside. Outside, you could hear the sound of a ferocious roaring and loud banging.

Johann is looking at you. “Are you frightened?”

A. yes.

B. No.

C. Worry about Finger