#the problem is that I have gone on 1-3 dates with half the gay/bi/queer women in Portland
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After several weeks of working with my bike education co-teacher, I realized that I did not, in fact, just meet her this year, and that we actually went on a single date in 2019 and then never contacted each other again. I did not realize it was her until I did, because her hair is different now. My hair is the same. I have no idea if she remembers/recognizes me, and I will never mention it. I hope she doesn’t either.
#it's fine because I'm not attracted to her#EXCEPT her massive cyclist/soccer player quads#every time I see her I'm like#your quads sir#in my head#but anyway it's very funny if we are now just both pretending that we never met before this year while both knowing better#too late to say anything!#the problem is that I have gone on 1-3 dates with half the gay/bi/queer women in Portland#in a few summers of Dating Around Looking For Love#and so now everywhere I go I see someone I have been on 1-3 dates with
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