#the priest or exorcist guy that got possessed I don’t really remember

[crescentrivers]

Characters who are religious in eldritch horror stories I feel so bad for you

I don’t mean cultists that worship the horrors (though they can be tragic in some stories), I mean the people who just have religions that people practice irl

There’s something so tragic about praying to a god that either doesn’t exist, wont help you, or to one you don’t want to hear you at all

[therealvinelle]

What if Bella got possessed by a demon in Twilight? Like pretty standard, The Exorcist type of stuff.

A lot of you anons should just head on to Ao3 instead of my inbox because whereever you went with this fic idea, I’m sure it’d be delightful. Lulzy, but an absolute delight.

Since you say Twilight, I’ll just set the timeline to the beginning of the series, when Bella has just arrived in Forks. She got possessed just before leaving, as Renée wanted to try an ouija board.

So, for the purposes of this ask, demons are real within the Twilight universe. They have to be very few and far in between, though, since humans don’t know about them and they presumably don’t care about following the Volturi law.

Bella is Reagan and the demon Pazuzu has taken up residence within her.

As happened in The Exorcist, this isn’t very noticeable at first. Bella starts saying some messed up things, yes, enough so that the other kids at school avoid her and the teachers give Charlie a call, but she’s not running down the stairs like a spider. Charlie is worried about her behavior and calls Renée about this, but he’s not dialing up any priests just yet.

Well, Bella gets worse.

Edward, for the record, was interested in this delicious smelling girl with the mystery box brain up until she started spouting profanities in the hallways at other students. Not being able to read her mind, he assumes Bella Swan is just like that. There’s no challenge, no reward, nothing to keeping her alive, his only real reason for not eating her at this point is Carlisle. Though his sheer distaste at that vulgar human who dares to tempt him so makes him resistent to drinking her blood, just out of spite. She’s not his perfect damsel with the delicious blood, and that ruins a lot of the appeal. Not all, mind, because that blood is still delicious.

Though it does help when she’s pulled out of school. Edward can pretend vulgar hamburger doesn’t exist, even as he ruffles through her wardrobe for sweaters to huff.

Back to Charlie, whose daughter is now running down the stairs like the spider.

He sends her to every shrink he can afford, has all the doctors in Forks look at her, and none of them give him an answer he can believe. He’s at his wit’s end.

And this affliction, whatever it is, that’s affecting Bella, it doesn’t seem natural, not human. She speaks in tongues, sexually assaults herself (yes, this happens in the movie), growls and hisses like an animal, in every way acts like- well, whatever it is, Charlie’s ability to deny that this his daughter’s affliction is supernatural in origin is growing thin.

But none of the shrinks can help him with that, and Charlie is a “lapsed Lutheran”, so I doubt priests is something he’ll consider all that seriously. He needs occult help, yes, but from someone who will actually help Bella.

His mind turns towards Carlisle Cullen and his children, and how Billy reacted when they moved into town.

Charlie laughed off his friends’ fears then, thought it was ridiculous to believe the Cullens could ever be anything but human. He dismissed their unusual looks as just that, unusual looks, their too-good-to-be-true cover story as them being that wonderful, and was quite happy about it.

That was then, now his daughter is fast becoming proof that the occult is indeed real.

And Dr. Cullen is so very kind, excellent in his work as a doctor and above all knowledgeable.

Say that Billy was right, that these guys aren’t as human as they appear. Well, that makes them the only people in the world, in Charlie’s world anyhow, who might be able to help.

Which is how Carlisle has the town chief walk into his office, tell him his daughter is possessed by a demon, and that Carlisle has to come over and have a look at her.

Now, as I think demons would be extremely rare, we’ll allow that Carlisle with all likelihood hasn’t seen any of these before. Quite the contrary, he was once a man who persecuted women suspected of witchcraft. He understands Charlie a little too well, but is also not touching this exorcism quest with a ten-foot pole.

Except, the chief seems convinced that Carlisle himself isn’t entirely human.

What would a human doctor do?

Carlisle really has no choice here but to come with Charlie. Besides, no matter how one looks at it what Charlie said about Bella is highly disturbing, the girl obviously needs medical attention.

So Carlisle has a look at Bella, and his “ahahaha we’re all human in here” smile quickly stiffens as he finds that whatever’s going on with Bella, it is indeed not human. She’s spitting green goo, talking Latin backwards, inhumanly strong, impersonating Carlisle’s father, and depending on how closely we follow Pazuzu’s actions in The Exorcist she may have killed a man. There’s scars on her body spelling out pleas for help.

It becomes clear to Carlisle that this girl really does need an exorcism. Or something, anyway, this is terrifying new territory for him.

But he has neither any clue nor the authority to perform an exorcism, and he lacks the network to get his hands on a human priest who’ll do this. More, even if humans could help (and considering how misinformed they are about vampires, the odds of that are extremely slim), involving more humans than have already been pulled into this would not make the Volturi happy.

There’s really only one place to go where someone will have the resources to help this suffering human, and that’s Volterra.

There’s a risk that demons are like immortal children and Aro will kill her on the spot, but Carlisle, still spooked from father Cullen’s voice coming out of this 17-year-old girl in the 21st century, has no other recourse.

So he tells Charlie he’s taking Bella somewhere Charlie can’t follow, and it’s likely they’ll never see each other again, even if Bella is saved. Charlie is devastated, but the promise that his daughter could get better means he can’t refuse. Just the fact that Carlisle isn’t entirely human yet benign makes him the best help Charlie is able to get her.

Carlisle takes Bella to Volterra, where Aro puts on his best Max von Sydow impression and says “Ah, demons... I’ve seen this once before, in the memories of a merchant from Ur...”

Knowing Aro while not knowing the lore of The Exorcist well enough to know what to do about a demon possession if you don’t have a Catholic priest on hand, I imagine Aro dresses up in whatever it is that Sumerian priests wore thousands of years ago (he always told Caius those bedazzled costumes would come in handy someday, and look who was right! VINDICATION) and tricks Pazuzu into possessing one of the humans Heidi brought in instead. This human is promptly killed. Ta-da, Aro smiles to Carlisle, he solved the problem!

Bella wakes up surrounded by insanely beautiful people in an underground palace in Italy and remembers nothing. Carlisle gets the honor of explaining to this human girl that she was possessed by a demon, Charlie asked Carlisle to fix it, and now the nice man who makes jingling noises whenever he moves because he’s dressed head to toe in gold wants her to be a different kind of demon because he can’t read her mind.

Bella caught maybe half of that.

Carlisle refuses to elaborate on the “possessed by a demon” part. No, Bella, you did nothing embarrassing, no one thought you were weird. We hardly noticed you were possessed at all!

But he was serious about that last part, Aro noticed she has a special ability so he’d like for her to become a vampire.

Bella, still, overwhelmed, makes a phone call to Charlie explaining nothing at all but assuring him that the demon is gone. She is then made a vampire.

Edward arrives too late to the party, so late that the party is in fact over, as he didn’t believe Carlisle when he said hamburger was possessed by a demon. Now it turns out that the disgusting, vulgar girl was in fact a delicate flower and a damsel in distress this whole time. Except, now she’s a vampire. Woe! Theirs is a love that never bloomed.

Bella has no idea who this guy is, and asks Renata to make him go away.

[atopearth]

Fate/hollow ataraxia Part 5 - The End is Here but the Memories Remain (Final Phase)

How very amusing that Bazett knew Kotomine, and that they kinda found a kindred spirit in each other haha, how very unexpected. LMAO at the harbour becoming some kind of fishing party🤣 I legit died when I realised Gilgamesh had fishing rods made out of gold, he's so extra, it's hilarious🤣 Gilgamesh taking care of kids is probably the last thing I would expect considering how he was in FSN but omg hahahaha. HAHAHA, I thought Archer's fishing rod was normal, but to think it was an auto-motion reeling one?! LOL, Lancer must be sick of their crap😂😂 I can't stop laughing at how Archer recognised how "special" Gilgamesh's rod was and called it the legendary whatever reference it is hahahah. I rofled when Lancer had tears in his eyes asking for his paradise back 😂😂 The poor guy just wanted to fish in peace hahaha. 

Is this really all Caren's role will be? Just someone who gets so affected by people possessed by demons that she exhibits similar symptoms to being possessed when near them? Anyway, I'm glad we get a little recap of Caster's life because I just remember it being sad, but now with the refresh, knowing that she was cursed by a goddess to blindly fall in love with someone that made her steal her country's treasure and escape with him, and to know that she killed her brother who tried to pursue and save her made me just so so sad. Especially when this man just kept using her and basically made her his killing machine to become king of his country. Even though she didn't directly kill the king, she was complicit, and then finally waking up from the curse after that must have been so terrifying... At least with the curse, her "love" would have made everything "make sense", but waking up and realising and then having to really feel the repercussion of all her actions must have destroyed her. Considering that Kuzuki decided to marry Caster, it's obvious that he "loves" her despite him being unable to really show such emotions towards their relationship, so it's nice to see his perspective! I guess I'm not surprised that he was raised as a killer, but it is quite saddening for him to think that he trained 20 years for one mission to kill someone and then be forced to off himself after, only to realise that he trained so many years for basically nothing because the target was so easy to kill. I can see how ironically meaningless that would be, and I would feel dissatisfied to end my life in such an anticlimactic way like that. I'm glad that Kuzuki and Caster's first meeting was one that shook and affected both their lives. I feel so bad for Caster, but I knew that the reason she didn't care for trying to get out of this never-ending four day situation was because of Kuzuki. She just wants to spend as much time as she can with him peacefully, knowing that their happy days would end terribly once time actually flows again...

Caren's life sounds so terrible... Ever since she got taken in by the priest, she's been basically "imprisoned" by the church to live for them. She says she doesn't mind following the exorcist and doing the work that she does, but that's because she's never gotten the choice to do anything else or even see anything else in this world, so I'm kinda glad talking with Shirou has been helping her expand her world. Caren is actually pretty funny though, I really like her, she's so cute and fun, especially when she has fun with her banter with Shirou. I definitely like her more than Bazett tbh lol. Anyway, interesting to find out that the reason why these four days are constantly repeating is because the person causing it only survived until the fourth day of their respective Holy Grail War, and so they don't know what happened after the fourth day and can't reproduce something they never experienced. Also interesting to see Bazett react so strongly towards learning of Kotomine's death🤔 Omg!! We finally get to see Angra Mainyu's sprite! He looks very similar to Shirou though? The face mainly🤔 He's hot though. Kinda feel bad for Bazett that she's finally realised she and Avenger are the ones making this "Holy Grail War" continue endlessly. Omg...so Kotomine used Bazett "choosing" her as a Master for the war, but then he killed her before she could even participate.. Her last desire before her death, her desire to not want to die reached Avenger and he "helped" her as well as himself "survive" huh? I'm not too well-versed with the grail and stuff anymore considering how long it's been since I played FSN and how many breaks I took for this game, so it's interesting that this is possible I guess haha.

Lmaooo at Sakura in her murderous form after Shirou and Shinji looked at her "diary". Honestly though, her diary is scary🤣🤣🤣 LOL, Rin in a box is certainly something I never knew I needed. I loved how Shirou opened it, saw her and then closed the lid lmaooo. Rin not having any contacts on her phone because she doesn't know how to use it is so funny but so sad at the same time hahaha, she brings a whole new level to not being tech savvy lol. Lmaooo at the parallel world Rin who is obsessed with Shirou🤣 Magical Ruby (the kaleidostick that looks like Cardcaptor Sakura's wand) is so funny, I love how the wings move depending on what she's trying to express or do, like lmaoo at one of the wings folded in a laughing ohohoho position when the stick laughs🤣🤣 I feel so bad for Rin that she got brainwashed and started acting like a magical girl and Issei and Mitsuzuri saw her in that costume lmaooo. Her dead eyes🤣 I died when Shirou said, doesn't she need to go to the toilet now that they're out of the box🤣🤣🤣

Lmaoo at Rin's first meeting with Luvia, gotta agree that from Rin's perspective, Luvia was definitely the one in the wrong and I can see why Rin hates her. Well, colour me surprised to be as shocked as Shirou to find out Saber had been married before. It's sad though, I feel sorry for her wife. Saber had to pretend to be a man, so there was no way for her to be honest with her wife and properly give the love her wife would have wanted, as well as a family, so yeah, just imagining both their pain was sad. 

Ohh danggg, Rider's elder sisters are so cute, and are seen as goddesses, no wonder why Rider always feels so inadequate and wants to be cute, it's because her sisters are immortal and are eternally young, and Rider was supposed to be the same, but something went wrong, and her immortality is imperfect and that's why she's "older" and could grow taller. Honestly, I'm glad for Rider that she's not being bullied by her sisters anymore and is being taken care of  here lol. On the other hand, Rider being scared of Illya because she's small and cute like her sisters is pretty funny. 

LMAO at the whole backstory they gave Saber's strand of hair on top of her head, I am dead, she needed to protect it from other kings and it became a symbol of her kingdom's prestige🤣🤣 Oh and Shirou imagining a chibi Saber on a chibi lion is hilarious😂😂 Rin and Shirou teaming up to touch Saber's strand of hair, and then Saber summoning Excalibur was so funny🤣 Saber changing into Saber Alter, Rin and Shirou getting scared, and then Shirou crying when Saber said his cooking sucked, I just can't😂😂😂😂 Saber Alter in a fancy dress munching on a hamburger is hilarious🤣 Awww Caster learning how to make nikujaga from Shirou is the sweetest, especially when Shirou said if she treated cooking just like making potions, she would be a pro, but she wants to be like Sakura and make food for Kuzuki with all her love in it instead of thinking of it as an experiment, and I just thought that was really heartwarming. Lmaoo at them having to hide that Caster is here, as usual though, Saber is the easiest to bribe as long as there's food😂 Saber holding a saucepan is so funny😂 Saber immediately leaving the saucepan and the kitchen she swore to protect for the souvenirs Rin brought back makes me roll in laughter🤣 especially with Saber and Shirou's telepathic communication discussing the idea of making Saber more stew for distracting Rin away from Caster and the kitchen. Oh and lmaooo at Rin thinking Caster on the floor was rubbish and kept poking her with her foot 🤣🤣🤣

It's sad to think that Lancer was reluctant before to do anything in regards to Bazett because he was actually her former Servant. I think the way Bazett reacted to seeing Lancer, and then the way they killed each other was...really saddening. I honestly felt bad for Lancer. And my heart broke for Bazett when she was dying as she remembered the earring he gave back to her, and how happy they both looked when she first summoned him as her Servant. Everything about it was so heartbreaking. It seems like Avenger is also sick of everything and is noticing the limits to this "eternity" and wants Shirou to finally end it. The event where Rider becomes a "monster" was quite saddening. But I really liked knowing more about her elder sisters and how much they actually loved her. It was expected since they willingly left to be "banished" to the Shapeless Isle with Rider, but seeing them also have had the same wish of just wanting to spend ordinary days together as sisters forever was sweet in its own way. It was also nice to see that Rider is so protective of Sakura because she wants (and believes) Sakura to not become a monster like she is and thinks that she can still turn back. LMAO at little Gilgamesh coming on to Saegusa saying he wished for her to be his Master🤣 Awww he likes Saegusa and wants to take care of her, that's so cuteee! Anyway, I guess Gil is kinda right. Sometimes you don't necessarily fall "out" of love with someone, but instead, your hatred for them has just exceeded your love for them, so it's basically you just hate them more than you love them instead of you "not loving them anymore".

Awww, Rider and Shirou on a date is so cute!! Lmao at Tiger Dojo and Fate/Zero being movie options🤣 I would totally watch Tiger Dojo if it starred Taiga🤣 OMG I died at the movie intro with Taiga and Illya drilling or whatever and sparks come out🤣🤣 OMG, Sakura the plush is so cute but scary lmao. HAHAHA, the full length Rin and Saber dolls, I died at the Rin one wearing sunnies🤣🤣 LMAO did the writers literally take these Rin and Saber dolls around places in Japan and take photos of them just to put it as a "movie" in this game HAHAHA, I am dead. Especially that limited edition Illya doll that you're forced to take, it's so cute lmao. Okay, Illya the plush in a tank is easily the best thing about this movie hahahahah. I'm so glad Shirou decided to take Rider to the clothing stores after all! I've been looking forward to this! I love how he kept saying she would look good in anything, and then he even held her hand and dragged her to the store. It was soooo adorable! I need a Rider route😭😭😭 HAHAHA, I love how Rider is teasing Shirou by telling the store clerk that he's her boyfriend, and she's finding something that will make him call her cute🤣🤣 It's so funny how flustered Shirou is, and how much fun Rider is having. Hahahaha, I love how Rider dragged Shirou to the lingerie section😂😂 I would have loved to see what kind of bra she would get. Rider in lace would be niceeeee🤣 I'm so sad we didn't actually get to see Rider in different clothes😭😭 I wanted to see a sexy Rider, a cute Rider and other types like that!! I mean, I have to admit that when I first watched the FSN anime and Rider appeared, I was instantly smitten with her because she was hot, like dang, the long and beautiful purple hair and that dress with a chain?!? I died at her beauty as a teen or whatever I was lmao. Actually, I'm an adult, and I am still in awe of her beauty so...🤣 Omgggg, Rider kissing him on the forehead???🥺🥺🥺

Ooh okay, I was confused so I had to Google and realise that Avenger was the one who was summoned in the Third Holy Grail War and died on the fourth day, and that's why the recreation of the war stops on the fourth day, because he's the one fulfilling Bazett's wish for the Holy Grail War to continue, but since he doesn't know anything beyond the fourth day, it stops and repeats these four days. Bazett is Lancer's Master in the Fifth Holy Grail War who was betrayed and "killed" by Kotomine Kirei, but for this game, Avenger "saves" her and fulfills her wish, and that's why we have the repetitive four days. Anyway, I knew there was something to do with Avenger and Shirou's appearances that were exactly the same but different colours, but I didn't expect him to have been basically Shirou this whole time, because he is "nothingness", so he can only exist by living as the shell of someone else, but as Illya said, he's undoubtedly a fake, but he is also very real and is "himself". Now I don't know how to feel about everything! I loved all the character interactions "Shirou" had with everyone in here, so knowing that it was all Avenger, and the fact that he will be forgotten even though they all spent so much time and bonded together even if he is a "fake Shirou" makes me sad for him.

Anyway, let me just say, I did not expect a sex scene between Caren and Angra Mainyu, like what😮 I mean, I guess it was nice, but also really out of nowhere lol! Let's just say...I had to close the game straight away because I was playing it with people around lolll! Anyway, at least Caren is there to kinda send him off, since he doesn't feel like his interactions were really deep or real enough to say goodbye to anyone, since the only person he really interacted with as "himself" was Caren. Rin and Archer fighting together is always my favourite thing to see because of their dynamic, so I'm really happy to see that they get the screentime they deserve! Kuzuki being so affectionate with Caster and saying he will follow her will and decision in fending off these monsters was so sweet. I love the newfound strength and resolve Sakura possesses, and I love how Rider trusts in her and relies on her to an extent now, it's really nice to see their growth. Illya and Berserker just breaking stuff is always fun to see. On the other hand, kid Gilgamesh helping them out is so cool and fun! It's actually hilarious how the kid him is so much more mature than adult him lol. I really like the Rider & Sakura fighting CG, but dang, the adult Gilgamesh one is pretty hot too.

I guess it's kinda funny and interesting that a part of the reason why Avenger had decided to end things is because the Shirou persona influenced him into thinking and wanting to do the "right thing", even though a part of him really does want to just continue this eternity with Bazett. So, the real Caren found the real Bazett that Avenger saved because she her wish was to not die, and the reason Avenger is ending all this is because Bazett's body has a limit, and if Caren hadn't found her, these four day cycles would have ended randomly because her body wouldn't have survived. So in the end, Bazett had a real body huh? Then it's sad that Bazett has a future but Avenger doesn't. Will Bazett even get to remember him? Seeing their relationship the same as usual as they parted was saddening but also nice I guess. I'm still sad though. Lmaooo at real world event where Rin starts complaining about how food in London sucks, and she starts taking it out on Saber because she's English🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lolll at them all trying to feed Shirou🤣 I definitely hold a grudge for Illya on the fact that she never got a proper route, she totally deserves one🥲😭 HAHAHA, Sakura scaring Rin away from saying anything or trying stuff with Shirou by calling her "onee-chan" is hilarious. Legit died when Saber was telling her story about her being a little sister nursed by her step-brother Kay when she was sick, and how he made a wooden carving of a dying lion so she wouldn't be haunted by a healthy one that could eat her or something lol. And then when Rin laughed her lungs out and said she should make a dying cat or pig for Sakura, and when she asked Sakura what she would want, Sakura's response was a dying nee-san aka Rin and I died🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sakura is so scary but funny🤣 Illya is definitely my favourite pick for the king of "younger sisters" even though I'm pretty sure she's older than Shirou lol. Anyway, Caster following Kuzuki is hilarious. I love how nuts and happy she was dancing around the mall when Shirou called her Kuzuki Medea hahahaha. On the other hand, Lancer in a waiter uniform is prettyyyy hot. Lancer and kid Gilgamesh having ice cream together is such a hilarious scene lolll. Anyway, I never realised I missed the Rider and Sakura threesome eclipse scene and dang, wow LOL. Rider being more honest about being into Shirou, and Sakura being supportive of that in this supposed imagination of Rider's was niceeeee. I have to admit that I love Rider the most in F/HA and this sex scene with Shirou and her was definitely the highlight of the eclipse scenes like omggggg those CGs with Rider? 10/10 hot. I'm so glad they gave Rider a chance to be with Shirou🥲

Anyway, I missed more scenes than I thought and had to Google what was the last scene I was missing in order to access the Bazett sequel eclipse scene🥲🥲 It's the one where you have to go school on day one and into the after school events, since it doesn't show new on the main screen with the other events🥲 Bazett telling Shirou to call her Bazett like he does usually was hilarious because it's supposed to be their first time meeting, and yet they're so familiar with each other lolll. Rin being annoyed, Sakura being angry, and Saber being confused was cute hahaha. LMAO at Caren and Bazett dressing Shirou up as Avenger with all the "tattoos" and stuff. Gotta admit though, Shirou as Avenger looks sooo good, I love it lmao.

Overall Review

Overall, I really enjoyed F/HA and I would totally read it again. Honestly, the only negatives I have towards it is the length, but even then, I wouldn’t really want to cut most of it short because the slice of life kinda scenes is basically what makes it so good lol. The overarching story with Avenger and Bazett was bittersweet and I quite liked it even though some things were difficult to follow (my fault mainly because I took so many breaks lol) due to the focus changing between the SoL and the main story, and I really wanted a happy ending for Avenger but I guess it is what it is and it couldn’t be helped. Anyway, the highlight of this VN is definitely the characters. I can’t express how much more I came to love Sakura here and how much growth her character had gone through to become who she is, and she is still growing as a person here, and I really loved it. I actually think I like Saber and Sakura equally now haha. Rin and Rider are on the top for me because dang, Rider is so great here, she’s not only cute, but she’s so funny with her interactions with “Shirou”, it was the bestttt. Lancer fishing is something I can read all day because of how everyone loves to destroy his peace and quiet, and kid Gilgamesh is the adult him I never knew I needed. Saegusa and them were a nice touch and I liked their scenes. Caren could have had more screentime because she’s quite forgettable to me lol. Avenger was definitely a favourite so it makes me sad to see everything end like this, but I am glad that he found something he wanted to protect with his own will. Anyway, basically, if you go into this VN expecting 80% SoL and 20% story, you’ll love it, well actually, I didn’t really expect it but I loved it anyway hahaha! The character development for everyone that felt like they lacked it in the original FSN such as Caster and Rider is so well-developed as characters here that I feel like I want to read FSN again to see if you can feel those qualities they have in the original haha. It’s so good, I wouldn’t mind reading more of all this SoL, I mean stuff like Caster going grocery shopping, Saber eating anything she sees etc is such a highlight to read whenever I had the chance to that I honestly wish there was more. Definitely a solid 8/10 for me! I miss Rider and them so much T_T

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I did not see this 5 years ago, though apparently I did

Hi there! So, in the light of the recent Ao no Exorcist chapters and Katou having a solid grasp on her timeline after all, my brain shocked itself enough to produce some serotonin and I decided I’m gonna diverge from my own principles and post this. Brain producing serotonin should be encouraged. Buckle up, everyone bothering to read: this timeline breakdown/fan theory emerged in 2012, when a bored AnE-fan pieced together a few of the plot reveals we’re starting to see now.

Spoiler warning for The End of the Beginning! Though strictly speaking they’re a timeline framework I developed in order to write TEotB, which means they’re gonna drop very soon via the flashback! So it probably isn’t as mind-blowing as it was to me... BUT I DON’T CARE I’ve been waiting 6 years for the content we’re getting right now, 6 years I’ve been on the edge of my seat for this misfit clone dork to finally tell his story and AAAAAH

This is basically a full-body search of the Kyoto arc chapters, 'cause that was the only bit of the past we had back when I started writing. To this day that’s the part of the manga I have the best grasp on. x’D But all those hours paid off, good gods they paid off! This is long. Bear with me, ‘kay? Old-time AnE-fans remember that it was commonly thought the twins were born on Blue Night, much due to the anime: Kyoto Arc said it wasn’t. If you looked carefully, you could figure out that Blue Night was in fact the time of the twins’ conception, not their birth. Though to be absolutely sure, I plotted out the timeline three times and dug up records from a weather station in Kyoto to see if there would have been snow at that time of year in the early to mid 90′s because that’s how goddamn obsessed I am. And if you did figure out that the twins were conceived on Blue Night, you were inevitably sucked into an even more obsessive downward spiral into crazy fan madness because that meant Fujimoto Shiro was sent to steal Kurikara to “kill some kids” before those kids existed even on an embryonic stage.

My original estimate was that the stage had taken 24 years to set up, based on the info in Kyoto Arc, but with Mephisto’s recent director’s cut of how he ghost wrote history that number bumps up to 36 years or potentially even longer.

For reference, the timeline I put together for TEotB plus the fresh dates from the flashback arc: 1977: Mephisto pressures Shiro into promising him a free wish because extorting a kid that’s struggling for his life is an ok move 1984: Satan fails possession for the first time because whoa so many limbs at once 1989: the Myou Dha is struck by disease 1993: Satan figures out how to properly possess someone, that’s Rin’s unrelenting never-give-up attitude right there 1994: after a nine year learning curve on just staying in a body Satan has three PhD’s and ditches school after one year of education - guess possessing a body really is a difficult thing to pull off huh 1995: Shiro unwillingly becoming the caretaker of orphans: part I 1996: not yet confirmed but Saburota’s first meeting with Lucifer/Asylum is probably now Also 1996: Satan returns to Section 13 with a reclamation claim on that crap body they sold him 1996-1997 (somewhere around New Year’s, I estimate): Shiro, who was an Upper First Class exorcist at the time, cures Myou Dha and oh is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to return to your boss after a successful mission? 1997 (probably mid-to-late March): Blue Night sucked for everyone, but at least Shiro and Tatsuma got promotions - yay 1997: Shiro unwillingly becoming the caretaker of orphans: part II 2003: when you’re a cursed, massacred and financially broke sect like Myou Dha, there’s few options but to join the Order of the True Cross to stay afloat 2005: Saburota recruits Mamushi to spy by raising suspicions against Mephisto ‘cause really, that ain’t hard 2013: a giant pile of shit appears in Kyoto and unleashes destruction on its surroundings and for once it isn’t Mephisto

The manga and the timeline are pretty self-explanatory so what I wanna stress here is what happened 24 years ago, in 1989, ‘cause that’s something Katou hasn’t touched upon yet and it’s really fun except for those involved. In 1989, a disease starts plaguing Myou Dha and the symptoms are identical to what you get from exposure to the miasma from the Impure King’s Eyes. It seems to be a very local problem, as we don’t hear of any epidemic in the rest of Kyoto. Did the seal on the Right Eye spring a leak? Nope. Because the Eye wasn’t there.

We haven’t seen the shrivelled up bit of IK cause any trouble - not saying it couldn’t, but it seemed like that one hadn’t been active much for the past 150 years and it had been constantly monitored by the High Priest. I cross-referenced with the dates given in the new flashbacks but the outbreak doesn’t coincide with any boost of demonic activity related to Satan’s progress. So? The disease in Kyoto is its own separate disaster, and it’s most likely engineered. Let’s work our way back from the present to see how Mephisto set up this stage~ Mephisto knew of Saburota’s plan to unleash IK, and was all cool with that ‘cause hey, good opportunity to test Rin’s flame, build some team spirit, power up Bon, etc. For that reason he decided to move the Right Eye from his own keep to Myou Dha’s: if Saburota had been able to steal both of them from True Cross he wouldn’t have needed the pit stop at the Kyoto Office. He would have revived IK straight away, and even Mephisto couldn’t have motivated sending a bunch of kids into that chaos. So, move the Eye to a secret strategic location in Kyoto and force Saburota into jumping through a couple of extra hoops to get it. The Eye was moved in 2003 or thereabouts: this coincides with Myou Dha joining the Order, and makes perfect sense. The relic has ties to their sect, and it’s kinda fair to give them something back since Meph indefinitely borrowed their main relic, and now that they’re part of the Order and all - yada yada, smoke screens. Mephisto gave them the relic to set Saburota up, but not until he had the means to also give Saburota a trail to follow. Our fav Uncle Goat approached Mamushi, his student, in 2005 and recruited her to get the Right Eye. He probably thought he was cleverly working around Mephisto’s attempt to prevent theft, but if we think about it: who gave Saburota the opportunity to manipulate her in the first place? It is much easier to get your hands on an impressionable young Myou Dha kid if the Myou Dha kids attend the school where Saburota teaches. But why would they? When their families are very competent exorcists on their own and they’re used to keeping to themselves and...

Keeping to yourself is only an option so long as you can survive by yourself, and from 1989 on Myou Dha couldn’t. But Granpa Suguro, being as stubborn as he is, has refused any modern/outside help for 7 bloody years. This disease is weird for several reasons. Its localised spread, for one; its similarity with the Eye mashou when there is no Eye present; the way it vanishes and is never heard of again after Shiro’s visit; the suspiciously good timing. We now know Mephisto is aware of the future to a certain extent - we saw that confirmed when he set Shiro up with that promise. That was the last doubt removed from my theory about the Kyoto disease, so here we are. Satan hadn’t even manifested with a consciousness yet but Mephisto had his sights on Kurikara and Myou Dha’s cooperation in 1989. He is a man of sophistication, so he takes the “if the mountain won’t come to Muhammad, Muhammad must come to the mountain“ approach: he used the Eyes to orchestrate an outbreak that would force the sect to reach out to True Cross - the biggest, most knowledgeable exorcist organisation around - for aid. Because the alternative would be to smash in there and outright steal the sword and nobody would send their kids to your organisation after that. But it didn‘t work. Granpa Suguro refused to follow script and so the years went by, Satan gained consciousness, grew intelligent, grew bored, oops there goes the Asylum ceiling, jfc Suguro how many more have to die before you just play along like a good boy...? In the end Mephisto had to deploy Plan B: screw it, theft it is. If Muhammad won’t go to the goddamn mountain I’m gonna drop the mountain right on Muhammad’s stubborn head.

Of course this means fucking things up for Shiro, ‘cause that’s just how these things go when you’re running a tight deadline getting the Antichrist(s) a birthday present. Also it’s fun.

This frame says everything, really. xD Come now, how would you expect these people to trust you, and develop a friendly attitude to the Order, if you barge in there on your black-ops mission like a humanoid battleship, grab their relic and ditch the scene? Bad PR, very bad PR. Buuut if you’re injured enough that you can’t make that immediate escape, and you just happen to know how to cure this very specific disease that never flares up again, which you can contract from only 2 items in the world, of which both are owned by the snake-tongued sass ball you are enslaved by work for...? What a fortunate coincidence, what a golden opportunity to create some debt gratitude and-

Nevermind... 

I headcanon that if Granpa Suguro hadn’t died on Blue Night, Mephisto would have set him on fire personally for being such a roadblock to his plans. After Blue Night Myou Dha was decimated, bankrupt, thought by the population to be cursed - what is a poor sect to do? Who could possibly help? Oh wait wasn‘t there some guy a while back, y’know, that exorcist dude who came crashing in and saved the lives of our families and friends? He seemed to know what he was doing, think we could ask him? So the take-away from this is If not for that disease, if not for Mephisto’s misinformation and Shiro’s break-in, Myou Dha would never have joined True Cross. The Right Eye would never have been kept in Kyoto, there had been no Myou Dha kids at the Academy for Saburota to recruit, and the cram school kids would never have been in Kyoto to fight the Impure King. And also that Mephisto is a fabulous bastard and a pure joy to write! ☆

[ragtag-writer]

WIP Extracts: Prophecy Prawns

Hello, I’m not dead!

I thought I’d shove a quick thing I pieced together on here, just to keep it up and running until I can truly get around to it. University really be like that, huh!

Like I said, I kinda threw this together from some of the bits and pieces I had laying around in my files, so it’s not a masterpiece just yet, haha! If you have any feedback or questions don’t hesitate to let me know!

Lawrence hadn’t expected much trouble being a fishmonger. All he wanted to do was give people their kippers and try not to think about how much he was disappointing his parents. However, his boss had rather skipped the lesson on what to do if the king prawns started declaring themselves Prophets of Armageddon to the Sunday morning customers.

The day had started perfectly normally, with him gutting out the latest shipment of haddock from Lowport, handing Mrs Jones her weekly order of cod and setting up the front stall. It had all started when he had gotten himself into the back room and was attempting to remove the head from a particularly unwieldy salmon.

“AND LOW, TERRIBLE PAIN SHALL SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND!”

Lawrence jolted up from his stool as a booming voice echoed from the front parlour. He hurriedly stepped back from his desk and shoved through the beaded curtains to see Mrs Alderton frozen in the middle of the room.

Lawrence shuffled his way past the counters as he watched the elderly lady looking back at him in shock.

“Mrs Alderton, we’ve talked about this kind of thing not being allowed in the shop anymo-“

“IT IS NIGH, THE END, THE GREAT WINTER IS UPON US,”

Lawrence paused looking down at the lady next to him

“That wasn’t you...was it?” He asked slowly

The lady shook her head with a scowl played across her lips

“This is demons, I bet it is, can’t even go and buy your groceries without em being all over the place,” She muttered, pulling out a small vial. The same one she waved at the bakers two streets down because she thought there were trolls hiding in the bread baskets. He couldn’t blame her, the apprentices they had hired recently really were shocking.

“You know I’m right! Bet it those things from last Thursday like I said it’d be!”

“Mrs Alderton, for the last time those were scallops not demon eggs,” He sighed, wiping his hands down his apron

“Now, can I get you anything? We have a great offer on sea bass at the mome-,”

“THE DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED FOR US ALL, REPENT, REPENT!”

Lawrence froze as the voice boomed once again from behind him, filling the room. Mrs Aldertone reached into her purse again, pulling out a large hairpin.

“Oh they aren’t taking me today! Come on you bastards!” She yelled out into the room, waving her hairpin around erratically,

“There watching us! I can feel it! Demons I say, demons!” She spat out at the ceiling,

Lawrence could feel it too. Eyes, all beadily trained on the back of his neck. He slowly turned and looked downwards at the cabinet before him.

They stared up at him expectantly

Lawrence gulped, rubbing the back of his neck

“YOU SEE US, BUTCHER,”

He nodded, terror seizing him

“H-hello, can I help you?”

The eyes didn’t stray from him

“WE LIVE AGAIN.”

“I can see that yes,” He laughed awkwardly as Mrs Aldertone swang her purse towards him, clattering the back of his head

“OW!” He yelled, wincing and drawing away from her furious stare

“Didn’t they teach you not to talk to strangers!” She shouted

“I gutted them this morning, I think that makes us at least acquaintances!” Lawrence said indignantly “and what do you have in there a brick!” He winced

She looked at him haughtily

“A priest is needed here boy, and exorcists, demonologists, investigators!” She muttered, hurrying towards the door, tossing the small vial to him

“Distract them until I get back here!” She called out, the door slamming behind her. So much for not talking to demons

He turned back to the cabinet

“WE LIVE AGAIN.” They stated

He nodded

“Uh, yes, um, lovely weather for it?” He said shakily, tentatively backing away from the cases.

“WE REQUIRE WATER,”

Lawrence nodded hastily

“Yes, yes that would be for the best wouldn’t it,” He stammered, turning and facing the shop. A fishmonger, whilst very good at keeping fish around, wasn’t so much in the business of keeping them alive.

Eventually he managed to grab a bucket from under the counter that he usually deposited fish innards into. Running to the tap he hastily filled it up and placed it in front of the cabinet,

He hesitated slightly before dashing into the back room, grabbing a box of salt that his boss had bought to make the salt lines by the window after the second incident. Running back into the main room he began to tip the salt into the bucket. From what Lawrence could remember of his year 7 biology class, he was pretty sure shrimp were salt water based. Pretty sure.

“If I unlock this, you’re not going to smite me or something are you?” He said suspiciously, hand hovering over the handle to the cabinet.

“WE ARE MEARLY THE CRIERS OF WHAT IS TO PASS,”

Laurence hummed

“Do criers bite or anything?”

“WE DO NOT CURRENTLY POSSES TEETH,”

He shrugged, flipping the handle and pushing the casing up,

“I mean you’ve got to be talking with something right?”

The prawns seemed to process this for a second

“WE ARE NOT…FAMILIAR WITH THIS MODE OF COMMUNICATION,”

Lawrence finally was looking at the prawns huddled together into the ice that he had rested them on not a few hours earlier.

“You guys talk to each other? How come I’ve never heard you before?”

“BEING DEAD HAS A TENDANCY TO MAKE ONE LOSE THEIR VOICE.”

Lawrence winced

“Ok, I guess, but how are you speaking English?” He said reaching into the cabinet. One of the prawns scuttled forward and onto his hand. The rest of the watched cautiously from the ice. Gently moving his hand back, he lifted them out of the cabinet.

“WE ARE MERELY CHANNELING OUR TRUTHS INTO THE UNIVERSE, IT HAS NO BARRIER OF LANGUAGE.” It blinked from the palm of his hand.

Laurence scoffed

“Yeah? Tell that to my French teacher,” He muttered darkly, placing the prawn into the bucket

“Better?” He asked

“MUCH, THANK YOU,”

“No problem. Do you always have to yell like that?” Lawrence questioned, placing his arm back into the cabinet, the rest of the prawns hastily scrambling onto his arm, as he deposited 5 more into the bucket.

“WE FEEL IT HELPS PUNCTUATE OUR WARNINGS,”

“Yes, but it is rather loud isn’t it?”

“Sorry. It’s rather hard being taken seriously these days, it helps get the message across,”

“Which is?”

“THE ARMAGEDDON IS NIGH, YOUR GODS STAND UNWATCHING. THEY ARE COMING.”

“Huh” Laurence looked down at the bucket

“So, what happened to you guys then? The last time I looked at you, you were all very dead,”

He thought he had made sure of that.

“We are…unsure. We can only see what is yet to pass. We have been modified for purpose,”

Lawrence nodded, sitting himself down in front of the bucket. He rubbed his head slightly, leaning back against the counter. It made sense. From what he could remember, prawns couldn’t walk on land. He couldn’t exactly sell them in this state either, he wasn’t sure what the food standards laws said about demonic possessions but it at the very least fell under cross contamination.

He sighed. Mrs Aldertone had probably gotten her hands on a priest or the like by now. The last time this had happened his boss was very clear on how expensive an exorcism is and how the next one would be coming out of his pay check if he let it happen again.

The prawns looked at him curiously as he stood up

“Well, I suppose I should be letting you guys get on your way then, starting the apocalypse and such,”

“We are merely predicting it’s forthco-“

He waved a hand dismissively

“Whatever, listen, you should really be getting going, there’s a very God fearing woman about to get back here and I hear she’s got an extremely good paella recipe-“

“The human digestive tract is not strong enough to hinder u-“

“Well I don’t care! I don’t get paid enough to deal with demons this regularly! Do you know what minimum wage is? Rent? Do you know how difficult it is to get the money together for a deposit with Balthazar sticking his head out of my freezer twice a week!” He grumbled, grabbing the handle of the bucket

“We are not demons, we ar-“

“I said I didn’t care! Look, there’s a tropical fish store just down the street, I’m sure they’ll take you if you wave your claws in sync or something.”

He tugged the bucket into the backroom, the prawns clicking in protest

“WE SHALL NOT BE TREATED AS MERE PETS” They yelled back as the bucket sloshed water onto the floor. A few pincers reached over the edge of the bucket, snipping at his hands

Lawrence yelped, stumbling back

“Paella it is!” He growled, rolling up his sleeves, reaching towards bucket.

A small ding rang out from the front of the store, and he and the bucket froze.

“Hello? Is anyone here?” A female voice called from the front room.

Laurence sighed. It looked like this would have to wait. Putting on his best customer service face, he left the bucket of flailing pincers on the ground and hurried out to the front desk.

As he pushed through the beaded curtain, he was met with the face of a young woman scanning the front room. She wore a thick green winter coat, a woollen hat with stands of brown hair peeking out over her forehead, and a large brown leather satchel slung over her shoulder.

He smiled at her graciously, stepping behind the counter

“Good morning! Can I help you today? We have a great offer on sea bass this week!” He rattled off, smile twitching slightly

The woman smiled back, waving her hand

“Oh no I’m fine, I heard a woman on the street mentioning demons at the fishmongers, could I speak to them please?” She said brightly, rummaging around in her satchel and pulling out a flashy green notepad

Lawrence gritted his teeth to keep his smile in place as he mentally cursed Mrs Aldertone.

“I’m so sorry, it would go against several workplace policies of supernatural-“

“I’ll pay you,” She countered, holding up an envelope

Waving his arm back he ushered her behind him

“Right this way Miss,”

[preevelynn-blog]

ManyVids Interview

Tell us about your cult:

I am the High Priestess of the Cult of Yith. We are a cult that is dedicated to learning all there is about consensual sexual perversion and deviancy. We accept every kind of gender identity and expression and sexuality.  The main goal of our cult is to collectively have as many different kinds of sex and orgasms as possible for the sake of knowledge. We only condone fully consensual sexual interactions and fully condemn any kind of nonconsensual sexual act. The Yithians collect data on all the different kinds of sexual activities that our cult members are a part of and they add it to their grand libraries that hold knowledge from infinite places and times.

The Yithians are a species of highly evolved extraterrestrial (and sometimes terrestrial) beings who can  swap their consciousness with individual creatures through not only space, but also time. A Yithian living on prehistoric planet earth could potentially swap bodies with Genghis Khan, or Abraham Lincoln, or a random person living in the year 2045. They can swap their consciousness with creatures and beings from anywhere in the universe at any time. This is how I first came into contact with them. They must have taken control of my body in the past because I now exist in strange dreams that involve them. I understand that all they seek is knowledge and I’ve always seen knowledge as power, so I’ve created the Cult of Yith to use my own talents as a sexual deviant to help the Yithians gain knowledge about human sexuality. It’s very convoluted, I know. The bottom line is that if you join the Cult of Yith and you have interesting, fun, consensual, and unique sex eventually when the Yithians come back to Earth and claim their rightful place as rulers of the planet, we will be given the role of librarian in their grand libraries for our contributions. Plus your life will just be better with a religion that fully supports your odd kinks.

What role does music play in your life?

Music plays many different roles in my life. The biggest role music plays in my life is that of a way for me to communicate. Music is also a friend, an enemy, a religion, and many more things. I am almost always listening to music unless I am sleeping and I create music every single day. It has a near constant presence in my life. I create music for all the porn that I make. It may not be very good, but it’s something I made and that makes me proud. My favorite art has always been art that is provocative and socially conscious. I think in American society right now we need to be pushing for sex work to be more protected, socially and legally, and music is a great medium to do that. Music can be a wrapper for a message that makes a message an easier pill for humanity to swallow. I love to make music that focuses on and is influenced by sex work, intersectional feminism, and the rights of genderqueer people while theatrically wrapping it all up in a recognizable package, such as the imagery of a religion or cult. *hint hint nudge nudge* Music, and all art forms that I indulge in, are a way for me to unapologetically say what I want to say.

What do you see as the major issues facing the LGBTQ+ community in adult entertainment?

I think one of the most glaring issues faced by LGBTQ+ people in adult entertainment is the remaining stigma around trans and gay performers and the silence of many cis industry members about this topic. Performers and managers steer away from gay and trans people for a lot of different reasons and some of these reasons are direct reflections of a past that’s already been thoroughly gutted and exposed as idiotic and queerphobic. There are some very stark differences between how cis and trans performers in the adult entertainment industry are treated. For example, segregation between cis and trans women is alive and well on MyFreeCams to the extent that MyFreeCams doesn’t allow trans women to perform on their site even though they are supposedly a “women only” cam site. In their rules and wiki there is a lot of trans exclusionary language. On their wiki it says “Natural-born women” only and on their official site rules they say nothing about disallowing trans women, but they do say “No men.” So if a trans woman can get through the background check (Which I did because they don’t ask for a picture of your genitals) and gets banned from the site, what rule did she break? It’s pretty safe to assume she only broke the “No men” rule even though she isn’t a man. MyFreeCams won’t address the issue at all and when I got banned from their site my account was deleted, they took all the money I had earned during my show, and I never got a response as to “why” I was banned. Their silence protects them.

This is a really important issue because MyFreeCams is probably the biggest cam site in the world and they sponsor so many huge events and conventions related to sex work. So you’ll have safe spaces and events for MyFreeCams models that are essentially spaces and events for women, but trans women are excluded. MyFreeCams is a huge part of the industry and they should treat all women equally, we should demand better from the large companies that represent the different aspects of sex work. Just a reminder to all cis models on MyFreeCams, 40-50% of your hard earned money is going to supporting this behavior. I understand you might not have the privilege to leave, but that’s not stopping you from emailing MyFreeCams asking why trans women aren’t allowed, or from putting them on blast on social media. On other issues too, we should not be silent. When MyFreeCams is transphobic we need our cis allies to call them out and be loud because they don’t care about what trans people think. If you’re an ally and your manager is being homophobic don’t be silent, call them out. Homophobes and transphobes don’t care about queer people, they will mostly only listen to other cisgender straight people. Power structures are torn down from the top, not the bottom. Please help.

What are your favorite fetishes? Are there any you got into thanks to making content? Any you keep for your private life and don’t film?

I think my favorite fetish is blasphemy targeted at Roman Catholicism. I got into blasphemy from doing private shows for ministers and active church goers who wanted me to really dig into their religion and basically replace their God with myself. I was raised Roman Catholic and I find the King James version of the bible to be very problematic and anti-queer, so I revel in the opportunity to tackle something that often puts me down. Whenever I do one of these shows I often start by detailing to my submissive the passages in the bible that condemn me as a trans woman, specifically the ones in deuteronomy, and explaining how their God wanted me to be in league with the devil by creating me this way. Then I will go on and explain how Satan and I are converting God’s own angels and humans against him by helping them to see the light of sexual deviancy. Then we do all kinds of naughty things in MY name instead of God’s name.

I find it refreshing and empowering to fight against something much more powerful than myself that actively oppresses me and people like me. The Catholic church is one such force and I revel in the opportunity to not only voice my opinions about the Christian mythos, but also to get someone who is a part of it to realize how anti-trans their own book can be. It is beneficial and positive for both me and the submissive and every single submissive I’ve done a blasphemy show with has returned more times than I can remember for the same experience.

Who are your: musical heroes, adult entertainment heroes, and political heroes, and why?

I don’t really have many heroes. I think some of my biggest influences when it comes to music and porn are Marilyn Manson and Natalie Mars. Marilyn Manson’s provocative style just really makes my inner goth girl squeal, and I think Natalie Mars is just so gosh darned physically talented. I wish I could take the things in my butt she does.

What is the most heartwarming thing you’ve ever seen?

That scene at the end of the Witch where the girl talks to the goat.

What is the most annoying question that people ask you?

It’s not a question, but I hate when guys want to talk about how they are straight, but they would still fuck me. Like, yeah… duh… if you were gay you would probably want to fuck a man?

What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of?

Ariana Grande

What sexual fantasy would you like to make a reality through making an adult vid?

I would love to recreate the exorcism scene from the Exorcist, but instead of Regan and two male priests I’ll be possessed and two sexy female nuns will fuck the devil out of me.

Say something to your fans:

I appreciate you all and if you respect and support me I respect and support you. <3

Fast 10:

The Best Topping/Ice Cream Combination Is:

Spaghettieis from Germany

One piece of entertainment I wish I could erase from my mind so that I could experience it for the first time again is:

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

If I could have an orgy with anyone on Earth it would be the following people:

Marilyn Manson (1994 version), Katie Marovich from CollegeHumor, and Peter Steele (Also 1994 version).

If you wanted to talk dirty to me you should say:

Describe giving me oral sex and then cuddling me.

The sexiest outfit I own is:

A lace bodysuit that one of my biggest supporters of the name Ser_Koopa bought me!

This sex toy I love and this sex toy I dislike:

I love my fleshlight and I’m not a fan of plastic prostate massagers.

If I could time travel I’d visit this era:

1994 for the metal or some time in the future when I’m not living way below the poverty line and I’m comfortable.

The best way to start the day is:

Yoga!

One thing I wish I knew more about is:

Stocks and investments

The one major sex tip I have for people is:

Communicate. It’s always a good idea to ask someone if they are ok during a sexual experience.

[theoneandonlysaucymo]

He Needs You More Part 1

Paring: Alpha!Dean x Omega! Reader

Words: 7,155 (OOPS)

Warnings: No smut yet thats next time, Slight mention of other character death,

A/N: For @dr-dean ABO Birthday/Song challenge. I’ve been itching to write it and ive been pondering this idea for a while and well I saw the song list and bamn it fit so perfectly! THIS GOT LONG AF I CANT WRITE PWP I LOVE MY PLOTS TOO MUCH. That being said I am sorry this is late school has been kicking me hard but I’m working on part two now! Song comes later this is just setting things up. 

Tags: (If you would like to be tagged let me know. tagging a few abo blogs to): @hymnofthevalkyries @mylittlefandomfanfictions @feelmyroarrrr @kittenofdoomage @angryschnauzer

“WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING!” You shouted opening the door in the old abandoned house. The five teenagers bolted their fear evident coursing through their pores as they bolted out the back entrance and through broken windows. You sighed out frustrated, so they had been the ones summoning these demons, not that they knew what they were doing. You looked down at the books and notes, these kids clearly had no idea what they were messing with. You moved picking up the items and right as you reached to snuff out the lines a man appeared in the center with a white light. You reached for your gun but this guy was slightly quicker knocking it from your hand but you were ready a silver knife in the other. You had it at his throat and pinned him quickly to the wall looking straight into his eyes. Your expression turned to a bit shocked as green eyes stared back at you, that wasn’t the shocking part as his scent filled your nose. Alpha. “Who the hell are you?! Demon?” You snarled as the silver knife cut into his skin but he didn’t flinch.

           “Look lady I ain’t no demon but I came here looking for one,” The man said before he looked at you funny. You let up on him but still were suspicious and only when you saw the trickle of blood on his neck did you pull away. You shoved him back and fully erased a line on the drawn symbol on the ground. He wasn’t a demon the blade that was at his neck was made by the hands of priests and from blessed steel so if a demon that should’ve burned him. You looked at the symbol then it struck you.

“You aren’t from here are you?” You asked his scent overwhelming you but you were trying to keep it together.

“What gave that away?” He smirked his hand reaching up to whip the blood from his neck.

“Your scent….it reeks of alpha…” You said looking at him picking up the last of the books. You saw a blank and confused stare from the man and you looked down at the symbol on the floor and flipped through the book.

“I'm a what?” He almost spat out not sure he heard you correctly.

“You have no idea what I’m talking about do you?” You said shocked as it was a portal spell, he was never supposed to be here at all. A cellphone started ringing and the man fumbled for it.

“Hello?” He asked cautiously. “Wait I actually get signal here? Yea….yea Sam I’m fine…let me call you back later, got some chick here talking about me being an alpha or something.” He hung up the phone and looked at you. “Where exactly am I?” He asked.

“Not sure what to say other than earth, specifically North Carolina…but I guess an alternate reality from yours since you had no idea what an alpha is,” You said shifting a bit uncomfortably before changing the subject. “If you’re looking for the black demon they originally released its dead,” You said shuffling through the book, you found the page you wanted quickly reading the passage.

“You sure? He had an accomplice,” The man said as you fumbled for your phone showing him a few images of the demons before you killed them.

“Both dead, those idiot teenagers had no idea what they were doing, thinking they were summoning some hot chick when all they got were demons, caught them before they could try it again but I guess this is where you can travel back and forth. We can try to recreate this but it can’t be so close together, time rifts could happen, so looks like you’re crashing here for a few days,” You said looking at him as you took your phone out and snapped a few pictures of the drawings on the floor. The man hadn’t said a word to you but you could see the wheel moving in his head.

“So you a hunter?” He said finally. You nodded retrieving your gun putting the safety back on and putting it in its holster.

“If you mean I go around killing these things then yea, here we usually use the term exorcist,” You said pondering your options with him. It was going to be a very long few days at this rate; you might be able to get away with using it in three or four days. “I guess you can stay with me till that time…don’t need you wandering around you’ll raise too much attention,” You added pulling out your car keys.

“Attention? Listen sweetheart I can fade into the shadows no problem and ill just wait around till my brother does the spell again,” He said.

“Names Y/N, Not sweetheart, and I highly doubt that you’re gonna attract omegas from all over the state if we don’t get you hidden,” You said walking out of the house. You waited for him to follow and he soon appeared from the house, hands in his pocket as you watched him.

“Safe to say I know nothing about this world…this alpha omega thing or not guess I better not turn down help,” He said. “Names Dean Winchester,” he said extending out his hand. You smiled and shook it but could not shake how odd you were feeling.

“Get in thankfully these idiots did this not too far from where I live,” You said opening the doors to your mustang. Dean looked over your car, black with silver embellishing’s, and tan interior, this was looking a bit to eerily like his life as he sat on the passenger’s side. The hum of the older motor unsettled him slightly but he said nothing as you pulled away. No music was played as you focused on the road and trying to ignore him, but his scent was tainting your car, worse yet you weren’t minding it.

“So what is this whole alpha omega thing…like everyone is a werewolf or something?” Dean asked.

“No not quite, they took the names maybe from packs I guess,” You started as you turned onto a main highway. “Look everyone here is born either an alpha, an omega, or a beta. Alphas for some reason have died out, either killed or just not being born anymore, I'm not really sure which for sure” You started.

“And yet demons appear as alphas?” Dean asked

“That or angels, male female doesn’t matter anything supernatural it seems appears as an alpha….so makes my job easy…but you….you shouldn’t be here,” You stated again you voice sounding a bit bitter. “You’re going to throw off the balance and have demons coming from all over the place,” You added as you were gunning it now to get back. You couldn’t stand to watch another person die let alone another alpha.

“Look I’m sorry for being a bother but that demon was bad news we couldn’t let it just get away it was possessing a child where I was from,” Dean said as he looked out the window then he felt like this was a weird game of déjà vu. You pulled into a garage that looked strangely like the bunkers garage and parked where he usually parked Baby. He looked around and you watched him curious as he got out of the car, he looked like he was seeing ghosts as he followed you inside. You set your things down on the kitchen table and looked at him as his green eyes looked you angry. “Is this some kind of game?!” He shouted.

“Game? This is where I-?” You asked a bit shocked.

“Live Yea this is exactly where I live too,” Dean said same time as you. You followed him and he pointed out every single place in this including the dungeon. He moved to the bedrooms and opened the door to your sister’s room before you could stop him. “This….is...was mine…” He paused looking around as the room looked similar to his but the colors were different and furnishings were less masculine and simple. Biggest difference this room looked unlived in a fine layer of dust coated the furniture and the room smelled a bit musty.

“If you would please leave this room alone,” You said pulling him away and shutting the door. You looked away then realized you would have to explain. “That was my sister’s room, can pick any other room except this one and the one down the hall since you know your way around,” You said turning and heading for your room.

“And that’s Sam’s room,” Dean sighed out softly his eyes looking down the hall shocked. Your door shut and he was left in the hallway alone. He opened the door to your sisters room and stepped inside, why was all this so much like his life. He looked at the bookcase, you two kept better photos than he and Sam ever did as he looked through the frames. If Dean and Sam had taken pictures, they probably would’ve looked similar to this. He saw you in graduation gowns then acceptance letters to college before a picture with you and another girl in front of a dorm. The photos quickly changed and he saw a much more tired you, happy as you smiled with the same girl from earlier, but tired.

“You don’t listen either,” You sighed out from the doorway as you watched Dean sitting on your sister’s bed looking at photos.

“What happened?” Dean asked as you moved and sat next to him. He handed you a photo and you smiled, you remembered that night at the bar after a tough hunt. You wanted nothing more than to just curl up into bed but not her, no she wanted to celebrate and you could never so no.

“Demon possessed her,” You said softly your fingers tracing over her face as you whipped a layer of dust off. “I couldn’t find a cure, not one in time anyways she had done too much killed to many,” You said leaving it at that. It was you that pulled the trigger and you would regret that for the rest of your life.

“This can’t be happening,” Dean said you turned looking at him. “Why is it you and her are living the exact same life I am?!” He said annoyed. You shrugged.

“Probably not all the same but bits and pieces Sam still has you so it’s not exact,” You said standing and putting the picture back on the bookshelf. You let out a sigh and looked at him, “She too was an alpha she hid her scent with drugs but demons can just tell, my theory is they are eliminating the alphas making humans more susceptible to them, particularly omegas who are also dying out or disappearing either one,” You said.

“So you’ve explained this alpha beta omega thing sort of what is it really?” Dean asked.

“It’s just some genetic thing god thought would be funny to put on people, betas I guess are just like your world just normal people omegas are as well so long as an alpha isn’t around,” You added trying to think of how to word this. “Alphas are plain what their name sake says they were top dogs, could make a whole room look there way, picture the high school all-star jocks if you will, just what the name implies they could turn heads. Omegas can either act like alphas and command attention, but also they can be shy and meek it’s kinda hard to say we don’t really fit any certain standard,” You thought about it. You were more on the beta alpha side of the spectrum but you had meet much more shy omegas.

“Is that it? Just a personality thing?” Dean pressed as you could feel he was getting a bit agitated about something.

“No…your anatomy changes too, Alphas can smell what everyone is and typically they attract more to Omegas and vice versa, not to say they can’t be attracted to betas. I guess the biggest thing is the obvious anatomy does change. Omegas are like super fertile but only at certain times we call it not surprisingly heats,” You stated. "But the heats only happen in Omegas, alphas it’s called rutt sometimes they line up with each other sometimes they don’t,” You stated as you excused yourself to grab an anatomy book from the library. “Pretty much the two were designed to have lots of kids….guess when he first made us we weren’t reproducing fast enough. The rest of the anatomy changes you can look up,” You said handing him the book. You certainly did not want to be thinking about the alpha male anatomy changes he was already here and his scent overpowering. Dean had been quiet this whole time, his face a bit mixed of shock and curiosity but took the book a little hesitant to look through it. “Right I’ll leave you to that, you know the way around just don’t mess anything up in here ok?” You asked softly. Dean looked at the book but didn’t open it

“Is that why you smell so good?” He asked almost hesitantly.

“Heat? No its cause I’m an omega and you’re an alpha it’s just pure biology on that,” You smiled at him before leaving the room. You headed to your room and clenched at your stomach, this was such a bad idea and you needed to get him home as fast as possible before you went into heat or he went into a rutt….and you had a feeling the latter would happen first.

You awoke the next morning to the smell of bacon and shrugged the sleep from your eyes. You moved to grab for your gun before remembering you had a visitor and groaned as you moved to put on clothes. It was too early to be up for you but would be rude to sleep all day. You washed your face and tried to look a bit more presentable and wake up before you headed to the kitchen.

“Hey morning….you had some stuff so…I’d thought I’d make breakfast? Or I guess brunch,” Dean said as you headed straight for the coffee. The warm beverage in hand you looked around

“This looks good,” You smiled as he started to plate things. Eggs, bacon, pancakes you were actually looking forward to this.

“Didn’t know what you liked but this seemed safe,” Dean said setting a plate in front of you before sitting at the other end of the table. You two ate in relative silence, it wasn’t weird you thought you were still trying to wake up as you finished and offered to wash dishes. Dishes washed you sat back down with another cup of coffee. “So….like guys are just ok here smelling people and having weird muscles?” Dean finally asked as you spit your coffee. That was so not, what you were expecting this early.

“I…ummm… like I said alphas are pretty much extinct now but no…it…it’s just something we all just kinda know as kids on top of bird and the bees in general, not…really weird for us. Your type has almost gone into like a fairy tale myth for people,” You said getting a napkin and cleaning up the spilt coffee. You looked over at him, “Seriously I wasn’t kidding when I said there are no alphas, the biology text books may talk about them but honestly they are gone and omegas are starting to head the same way, and girls can be alphas too,” You added as it wasn’t just guys that got special anatomy. He went to ask but then got a bit of a shocked and horrified face, “I’ll just let you ponder that for a while Winchester, if you look in that book it did explain,” You laughed as you headed into the library. His scent was becoming a bit too intoxicating as you shuffled around what looked like an herb cabinet. You quickly found some suppressants, checking the date you took them, no need for you to even think about going into heat with him around. Pills taken you moved around searching for portal spells, there had to be some way to send him back faster.

“So…..is there a plan?” Dean asked.

“Not really, you can’t leave this bunker period,” You said finding a few books.

“What that’s not even fair-“

“You don’t get it when I say there is literally zero, read my lips ZERO alphas you will literally be like walking meat on a stick and god forbid you run into an omega in heat…..” You grumbled as you looked over and he was kinda smirking. “No like cat in heat all over you annoying…and don’t even think about fucking someone, if you slip up and go and bond with them…..heaven help you heartless bastard,” You said frustrated.

“Whoa wait what bond?” Dean asked.

“Did you even read that anatomy book?” you sighed out.

“Well open a book and I just get put to sleep soo….” He said scratching at his neck. You sighed out

“So during the whole sex thing, yes there’s the sex but you can also claim that person forming a bond with them. Corny I didn’t make the rules, but you bite an area on the neck that is typically more appealing and you can claim them,” You said looking at him as he just had a shocked face. “Exactly so just keep it in your pants, you claim someone you have to be with them fairly frequently or risk them practically dying from heats that you awaken in them, since you’re an alpha and all, I doubt you would find a beta to be with,” You said going back to your book. The room fell silent as you sensed him processing everything.

“What kinda world is this?” he said almost horrified as you couldn’t help but laugh.

“Exactly now you see why all this is dying out, won’t be much left of it soon,” You added. “It’s always weird to talk about so thankfully we have a few more generations and it will be gone and I guess well be like your world,” You shrugged.

“Ok that’s enough history and anatomy for today,” Dean shifted uncomfortably and headed towards the bedrooms. You snickered and immersed yourself in research. You hardly noticed the time passes as you tried to find anything to speed up his stay here but came up short. You rested your head on the table stretching out your back and closing your eyes. It didn’t take long, the grandfather clock in here ticking back and forth lulled you to sleep.

It was late and a midnight snack drove Dean from his room he glanced into the library then stopped. That was the strangest position he had ever seen someone sleep in.

“Y/N,” He said gently nudging your shoulder but you didn’t move a muscle breathing softly on your arms. Well he couldn’t leave you like this you would wake up sore. He moved and gently picked you up, your scent hit him hard as he paused what he was doing and took a moment. So that smell was you, and gods you smelled amazing. He couldn’t name a certain smell over another a mix of many things but it was just you and it somehow smelled like home, it was warm and comforting. He shook his head and moved to your room gently setting you in your bed and covering you up. He sat on the edge for a while his hand on your shoulder, for some reason he just couldn’t pull away. He moved a strand of your hair out of your face corner of your mouth turned up in a small smile. When you did smile, your eyes had lit up but he could see you didn’t smile much anymore and that pained him, this could’ve been Sam’s life. He went to stand when your arm darted out and grabbed hold of his arm in an almost death grip. He looked back to your once peaceful looking face and now it was tense frowning. This was a bad idea, a very bad idea, he even knew that but you weren’t letting go of him. “Alright, alright princess you win,” Dean sighed out giving in or lose his arm and possibly wake you. You had let his hand go, but Dean doubt he would’ve made it out the door without you waking up. Dean walked around the bed behind you and moved under the covers as he stared up at the ceiling. Your breathing was soft and peaceful as being near you was apparently enough. Dean let out a small sigh and closed his eyes, your bed was actually pretty comfortable best part was it smelled like you calming his mind as he started to fade into sleep. Your body shifted almost the same time his did as you two just natural curled into each other. Your head moved in the crook of his neck, his head rested softly on yours, arms and legs intertwining as you each breathed in each other scents.

When you awoke that morning, you felt surprisingly well. You hated waking up always tired no matter how long you slept but another exorcism always called. Today you didn’t want to get out of bed for another reason, you were extremely comfortable and that was a bit odd feeling. Your eyes slowly fluttered open before closing again, you were just too warm and comfortable to wake up yet. You tried again with a bit more success your body senses functioning now as you felt someone was next to you, someone had their arms and legs around you protectively. You wanted to react you wanted to panic but your body was still asleep, still allowing you to relax, whoever it was your instincts trusted who ever this was. This time your mind won out as you took in a breath and jerked away suddenly as it was Dean.

“What what’s wrong!” He bolted away as well somehow knowing where you kept a gun as he looked around. Even half asleep, his body reacted to protecting you before his mind caught up not seeing any danger.

“GET OUT!” You shouted at him, you did not need to be around him, it was only a matter of time before something happened and he did not need to even think about being tied down here.

“Alright, alright I’m going!” Dean said as he quickly got up and headed for the door he went to leave and you both hesitated. “Look I wasn’t trying anything funny,” He said softly as he turned and looked back at you. “You just fell asleep in a weird position in the library I couldn’t leave you like that, so brought you back here and you kinda grabbed my arm and wouldn’t let go until I stayed,” Dean sighed out looking back at you. You sat in your bed and didn’t say anything, god his scent was everywhere now, you just wanted him to come back into this bed and sleep with you properly as you shook that thought. Dean turned to leave

“Dean?!” You called out wanting to shout it but instead spoke softly.

“Yea princess?” He said. You wanted to smack him for that nickname but at the same time, you liked it.

“Do you want French toast for breakfast or brunch whatever time it is?” You said and his smile about melted all your control.

“Sure,” he smiled heading back to his room. You laid back into the sheets and instinctively moved and hugged his pillow your nose inhaling before you quickly jumped out of bed. Cold shower that’s what you needed….as well as suppressants again.

Breakfast wasn’t as awkward as you thought it would be, you two held a decent conversation about how you got started in all this madness and were pulled back in. It was simple enough you loved school so decided to try a normal life, but even in school the demons and monsters were never too far from your mind. Then you got a call your sister was missing while looking for the demon that killed your parents and that terrified you, you quit school and quickly found her and never looked back.

“It wasn’t all sunshine obviously,” You said taking the dishes and washing them. “We also learned in order to have my sister and I our parents made a deal both their souls for 18 years and two kids, my sister came 9 months later I came four years later,” You said setting the dishes back where they were. “But throughout our life they kept training us, dad would go off on weird trips, mom would stay behind show us how to shoot, what kills werewolves, demons, ghosts, you name it, it was certainly a weird education on top of all the other things we had to learn,” You paused. “Then 18 years later we both came home from school with that bastard standing over their bodies and we never looked back. I had to at least finish high school our Aunt wouldn’t let us out any other way she always knew what we were up to,” You smiled. “So yea…that’s how we started, you probably much the same somehow?” You asked. Dean nodded more or less you couldn’t really tell as he sat quietly. You nodded and headed into the library to try and do more researching.

It was maybe an hour or so you heard the TV in the small living area turn on and that was about all your self-control could take. You physically needed to be near him and besides none of these books were helpful you were just going to have to wait out the next two days. You put back two more suppressant pills before heading into the living space and plopped down on the couch next to him your knees touching.

“Anything?” He asked

“Nope so few days here then we can get you back home, not really into breaking any time rifts” You smiled. It somehow felt like a fake smile and saying the words back and home together was painful. Dean seemed to shift nervously and you both went silent just watching TV. The hours ticked by both of you just sitting watching whatever came on, and both of you knew you weren’t paying much attention to what was on as you talked. About everything, bad hunts, some sibling things, if things were different, it felt odd to talk to someone again like this. Sure, you had other hunter friends but that was all business, you couldn’t get some of them to have a decent conversation about music or cars to save their life. Even with strangers, which he still was but you opened up like it was nothing, like he had been in your life for ages now not a few days. You got up after a while to make food again. You would have to make a trip to town tomorrow, not just cause he was here but you just needed food in general, that was going to be tough.

“Decide yet?” You jumped hearing him right next to you forgetting you had someone here yet again.

“Uh…no…wait yes sorry just need to go into town tomorrow,” You said as you pulled out some meat and set about making burgers.

“Soooo does that mean I get to see your town?” he grinned grabbing a beer.

“Nope means you get to stay right here,” You grinned back. “Seriously you will be walking around like a beacon to everyone unmated it’s not the people I worry about, you can fight them off it’s who knows what creatures,” You said shaping the meat then putting it on the pan washing your hands. “Werewolf, vampire, shifters, and worst of all demons,” You added turning as you crossed your arms to look at him. “And yes I know you probably could take them but they probably work differently here-“

“Different?” Dean asked sitting at the table watching you.

“So myths tell how demons work alone why you only see one name right? I'm assuming that’s how your world works.”

“Yea that’s how it is for us there are certain groups of demons but for the most part they work alone,” Dean said

“Right well here they don’t they work in groups, moving in groups and planning in larger groups, this is why we think Alphas are going extinct these demons are purposely targeting them and eliminating them or using them for meat suits,” You said turning as you flipped the burgers over. You started grabbing a few other things from the fridge; it wouldn’t be a fancy meal but a meal. “They use it to their advantage easily preying on what omegas that are out there and that’s typically who ends up in the paper with some tragic strange accident or just vanishes,” your back was to him as you went about warming the buns.

“So….how do you fight them then?” Dean asked

“Quickly, you have to become the literal hunter take them out one at a time from the group from the shadows, barging in does no good you easily get overwhelmed. No you have to have a plan to take one out at a time and before that one falls your onto the next,” You added serving up the food. You were a bit shocked at yourself for just opening up like this but he had to stay safe. If your lives truly were paralleled then he had to get back to his brother. You had no life here, your life was simple cases close to you then hiding in this safe house, doing what you could to get by. Dating was about impossible no one else could be messed up in your life or die because of you, and you didn’t care for any of the other exorcists you worked for, better to just be alone. Dean sat quietly before he finally looked up,

“Is that how your sister died?” He asked and you about dropped your beer on the table quickly grabbing it.

“Kinda….” You said getting quiet, “She…she went on a hunt alone not super abnormal we did it time to time supposed to be an easy one…next thing I knew I get a call from a mutual saying she was hunting down her own friends. Drove as fast as I could only to see black eyes, and her laughing in my face leaving with a pack of demons. Tracking her down wasn’t fun…that took forever but she slipped up and I managed to get her but by then…she had killed too many exorcists, humans, demons you name it that thing used her abilities for its own purpose. We can’t exorcise demons nothing we have found works without killing the person,” You said suddenly not hungry in the slightest as you stood up and started to clean. “I was going to just keep her locked up forever but somehow that went to hell in a handbasket, she got out…..and well… at least it was me and not someone else at the end,” you said leaving it at that.

“Y/N I’m sorry…..” Dean sighed out

“I got her back in the end once that asshole left her but it was too late, exactly how the Demons wanted it, break us up for good, and they won here I am giant safe house just for one,” You sighed out before getting back to cleaning. You heard Dean stand you felt him moving closer to you, “Don’t…..Dean none of this has anything to do with you, yes our lives are similar but I’m sure in some other time it’s the exact same story,” You said turning as you held your arms out. “None of it is anyone’s fault, Never had the best of luck but I had her while I could we knew something was going to happen sooner or later she may have been the last alpha left so target on her back,” You added moving away from him. Dean seemed to move tracking her with his eyes, “I'm fine, right now I think it be best if we turned in,” You added heading for your room. Dean didn’t seem to get the message, “Alone….right now you are responding to more than just feeling sorry for me and that won’t end well for either of us,” You added shutting your door and locking it tight. You wanted to let him in, god knows he smelled so good right now but he had his brother to get back to, he didn’t need to slip up and be stuck here. Least of all you, you were happy alone it was just easier that way.            

Dean wanted to go into your room, he stood by the door leaning onto it staring at the all too familiar pattern, but he seemed to snap out of it as he backed away. What had just happened? One minute he was standing in the kitchen, he was angry at her story he could piece together what happened but at the same time he felt like he needed to comfort you then his body just moved for you. He couldn’t stop himself not till you closed the door, then it was like a swift slap to the face as he headed for his room, well he was heading that way but stopped at her sister’s room. All made sense now, why so much dust was in this room, you never opened it, never looked at these happy memories. You were still not over any of this having to kill your own sister. Sam could’ve very well ended up like this, had they not found those tapes. Dean stood heading into the extra storeroom digging, looking for that file and tape. He had to have pulled that whole room apart but nothing…it wasn’t here why was that erased from your story line, it didn’t make sense. Dean eventually relented heading off to his own room for sleep, didn’t mean he wasn’t thinking about it when he laid down in the bed.

You awoke early the next morning, no smell of coffee or bacon to wake you this time. Last night had been tough, one night sleeping next to someone you shouldn’t have been so attached but you were. You tossed and turned before letting exhaustion just take you in the end. You stretched your body under the warm covers before your feet touched the cold floor. Throwing on clothes, you fixed your hair and headed out into the kitchen. Quiet as could be when you entered, few papers out in the library Dean must’ve been looking for something last night. You fixed some coffee and it was you this time that started what was left of the bacon and the rest of the eggs. It didn’t take too long after the bacon was starting to cook before you heard a door open and footsteps down the hall. “Morning,” You said as you busied away with fixing breakfast. You got a small grunt from him in response as he got himself a cup of coffee and you could only smile at him. Food was done a few minutes later as you slid a plate in front of him that waking him up a bit more as he ate. You sat next to him eating your breakfast as well. It was early in the afternoon just turning noon when you started cooking and had planned it that way so hopefully not as may people would be out when you shopped. “So I only need a few things from the store just promise you won’t wander away, I know you’re not five and can take care of yourself but just trust me on this.” You sighed out looking at him, last thing you needed was to wander around town trying to find him. It wouldn’t be hard to find him but she didn’t want to have to deal with who else she would find with him.

“Scouts honor no wandering off,” Dean smiled as he stood to grab the plates but you beat him to it.

“I'm ready whenever you are so let me do this while you get what you need,” You added starting to clean everything back up again. As you finished the plates, setting them to dry Dean was ready pulling on his jacket and following after you into the garage. He almost opened the wrong door on your black car but he quickly realized it wasn’t his beloved impala and moved into the passenger’s side. You drove down a few backroads the leaves changing to their beautiful reds, yellows, and oranges on this fall day. The town was small maximum of maybe five stoplights handful of stores all owned locally but a few big named stores as well. “Not much but no one thinks to look for exorcists here,” you added pulling up to a grocery store. This one was smaller but had everything you needed, very few parking places along the road which thankfully were fairly empty. You moved to speak with Dean when he beat you to it,

“Don’t wander off stay close…got it,” Dean smirked.

“Actually I was going to ask if you wanted anything but ok,” You teased getting out of the car, as you had drilled it into him to not wander away but hadn’t asked if he needed anything.

“Oh….uhh no just beer…and pie I assume they have pie here at least?” Dean asked as his face looked like it would be crushed if they didn’t.

“We have pie Dean don’t worry about that,” You laughed at him shutting the door and walking in with him. You walked into the store and immediately what people were in here were looking at Dean a little surprised. You just grinned, he didn’t believe you,  you knew he hadn’t but now it was all coming together as you grabbed a small shopping basket and headed up and down the aisles for what you needed. Dean followed behind you saw he was at least happy to see this was normal but you did catch him looking around as a few people were starting trying to not be obvious but they were.

“Uhhhh Y/N,” Dean said slowly walking back to you as you grabbed a few cans of soup.

“Yes Dean, all omegas all following you around,” You laughed knowing exactly what he was going to ask. “I warned you, 0 alphas,” you added as you moved your hand to grab his arm and drag him with you. It was enough for the others to get he was with you in a nice way.

“So this is just weird can I just say that now?” Dean added staying close to you. “Why did god do this for this world,” he added all you could do was laugh.

“No idea only reason I got is we weren’t populating fast enough then we mutated to betas later on and now everyone else is just dying off since we are sufficiently populated,” She added as she was just about finished with what she needed and headed grabbing a six pack of beer for Dean. “Now pie….what?” You said as he was just staring at you.

“How are you not acting like them? If alphas have that big of an impact on omegas even without the weird hormone thing,” He asked as you just shook your head at him.

“Have you also forgotten I used to live with an alpha? Most have never seen one let alone one that wasn’t mated off…I donno I mean you do affect me but guess I can just have better self-control?” You said shrugging slightly.

“Oh so I do affect you?” he smirked moving in closer. You weren’t going to back away this time as you looked up at those green eyes.

“Yes I am still an omega I’m going to react to you happy? Now let’s get your pie before we get some unwanted company,” You teased shaking your head. You let him pick which one he wanted, not that you ate them often your sister was more obsessed with other baked goods than pie. Pie picked out you headed up the counter to pay Dean just grinning as he stayed closer to you than before getting in the way some as you kept backing into him. You couldn’t help but look at him humoring him as it was keeping everyone fully away now. Here anyways, you knew if he stepped foot in a bar there were far more aggressive omega types there. Groceries purchased you put them in the trunk of your car and Dean once again seemed to be attached to your hip now as he leaned against you slightly when you bent over to put them in.

“So what exactly do I do to you?” He asked finally you shutting your trunk and he was leaning with his arms crossed. God his smile was gorgeous, his green eyes looking at you mischievously. Well that reminded you of something else you forgot,

“How about you wait right here while I run back in and pick up what I forgot then I may tell you on the way back,” you added trying your best to flirt with him some too. Flirting was harmless, he was going back in a day or two so might as well enjoy what it was like to try the dating scene again.

“I…uh…yea I’ll be right here,” He grinned pulling out a pocketknife as he pulled a apple from his pocket. You couldn’t help but shake your head heading back into the store. You were gone maybe a grand total of three minutes as you came back and he was nowhere to be seen. 

“Dean? Dean if this is a joke it’s not funny,” You smiled shaking your head moving around to the back of your car. He wasn’t there, “Dean?!” You shouted out looking around, ok now you were worried but the town looked as it always had people walking up and down the streets, cars slowly moving by, nothing seemed out of place accept you panicking. You headed back to the sidewalk, maybe he went to another store? You started to walk when an apple on the ground caught your eye around the corner. You walked over, yea that was the apple Dean had in his hand, you picked it up but then dropped it. Further, down the much quieter street you saw his pocketknife. You rushed over but as you picked it up you could smell the blood before you saw it right next to his pocketknife. It was Deans.

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The Conjuring 3: Licking and Stabbing

Hey, white people! - quit conjuring shit! 

STOP!

You'd think that playing around with demonic forces once would be enough, but... idk, it's like that woman or guy that you know who is toxic, but you can't stay away from them... in this case that “woman or guy” is the devil.

I've really enjoyed this franchise.

The 1st Conjuring - few possession movies have gotten it right, since "The Exorcist", but this movie was on point. I remember seeing this while on a hot date; this movie scared her right into my arms (classic). Thanks, Conjuring!

The 2nd Conjuring - there were more creepy visuals that time around

Then, there was also "Annabelle" ( a few of them), 

and "The Nun". 

Like the world needs more reasons not to want to go to church.

I have enjoyed most of these movies!

They've been about story, making us care about the characters (The Warren's), mystery.... I always have to bring up how the actors here are so much sexier than the real life people. It makes me laugh.

A more accurate casting would have been Danny DeVito and Catherine O'Hara (not that they’re not sexy, cuz they are, but they look more like the real people). 

Picture these two in a serious horror movie. Yeah... so I get it:)

But, The Conjuring Universe has never been about jump scares, torture porn, and blood-thirsty monsters (though I love those:).

Let's see if they continue on that path.

Once again, this movie starts off with a possession. Can you imagine if  demonic possessions were this common?

"Stacey couldn't make it into work today. She's been possessed. I know, I know... it's the third time this year. I keep telling her to get her life right with God, take her vitamins, and quit eating at McDonald's (demons love fast food ridden vessels), but she won't listen."

There are so many possessions that The Warren's need a company. They need to become like Orkin.

There are lessons to be learned with this recent possession:

Don't leave anything around that could be turned into a shiv. No hard objects, in general... during this exorcism, a plate flies from the kitchen and hits some priest in the head. It was frickin hilarious, but easily preventable. No mirrors, Heavy on the demon insurance (you'd think there would be in this universe), and always be ready for a physical fight.

Again, they should all know by now.

If it were ME, i'd roll up there with a gun (rubber bullets, I guess... not trying to kill the vessel), rosary beads wrapped around my fists like brass knuckles. Idk about a wooden bat (again, not trying to kill), but maybe a wiffle bat dipped in holy water. Ooo, and a pack of smokes! Gotta look cool like Constantine.

Towards the end of this exorcism, there's a young man trying to impress this young lady by being the hero to save her possessed brother.

He says LOUDLY "Take me!"  Yeah, so another lesson, no woman/man is worth being possessed over.

It also seems like they would have had this young man (dummy) under surveillance after this. They kinda show you why they didn't, but... the reason doesn't fly with me.

And the young lady! - you just watched as some demon goes from your brother into your boyfriend, and life just goes back to normal for you? Back to school, back to work, hitting up the clubs and ball games? No, she sees her brother stab people and contort his body into a pretzel, then transfer evil into her lover (it just dawned on me that they were probably getting it on with the demon inside him... that's some next level perversion). Point being, several months of therapy, with not wanting to leave your room, TOPS!

So, after the first act, I'm still really into this! You've got the story, the characters I care about - the possessed dumb dumb, his unfazed girlfriend... (who also looks REALLY young. I mean he looks like he's in his late 20's, but she looks like she's 16. Anyway...)

Lorraine Warren who's normally doing most of the work. And Ed Warren, who's normally getting his ass beat by demonic spirits.

The big problem here is the lack of thrills. This third installment is mostly story, and that would be fine, if it were a solid tale, but it's SOOOOOO SOOOOOO hauntingly boring. Like the boredom stays with you after watching the movie; you'll still sense its presence for a few hours afterwards.

I had to cleanse my palate, so I turned on "Adventure Time". 

Nothing wrong with that (i like that cartoon), but picture watching this boring movie with people. Your friends leave the room, but you remain in that room, totally silent. And when they come back you're randomly watching "Adventure Time". I think they thought I was possessed, and maybe I was... the  boredom was real.

It was like a bad lunch date. You get stuck with someone who is immensely boring. You feel like you're stuck in quicksand. It feels like 3 hours have gone by, but it's only been 10 minutes. That's this movie!

Like I said, the story is bad. Big Possessed Dumb Dumb did something awful as a result of, well, being possessed, and now The Warrens are looking for evidence to convince a judge that 'the devil made him do it'. What kind of evidence would that be exactly?!

The only thing that might work would be the devil himself walking into court (looking stereotypically devilish), 

admitting that he made him do it, and then theatrically disappearing. And in a world where we can't agree on facts anymore, I don't even think THAT would have saved the kid. They would have believed that they've all been drugged or something.

There IS an old ghost lady lurking about -  licking people, cursing them... and sometimes stabbing them. You'd think that this would make the movie exciting! But, you'd be wrong.  It could have been cool and kinky (well, not so much the cursing in the name of beelzebub - not MY thing), but the ghost lady was shy with it. Gotta own your weirdness, Ghost Lady! 

It's pretty bad when licking and stabbing becomes yawn-worthy.

Grade: F

The most exciting part of this movie (the ONLY exciting part) is a couple of appearances from a dirty, white, fat, naked guy who appears out of the shadows, and chases people around. I'll remind you that this is based off of a true story. Though, like The Warren's, I'm surprised that he wasn't made to be sexier in the movie. Imagine a clean, naked, ripped, Chris Hemsworth trying to hug people to death. That would be a totally different movie.

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why do I feel like the Dawn Valley churches are equally staffed by people who have lived there all their lives and know what kind of bullshit happens and people who have NO idea and got suckered into taking the position and now they can't leave

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:17

A town the size of Dawn Valley can only support a few small churches, which are most likely lead by ‘pastors who know’At least one of the Baptist’s who lead out of an old converted grocery store, swears up and down against demons but no one really minds himHe’s a good preacher though and is good with the youth, so his church is popular

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:18

https://undertaker-gifs.tumblr.com/post/188198876049

oh cute...

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Undertaker gifs

Undertaker gifs

yeah there are a couple small ones

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:19

There’s of course the old Methodist which has been here since everyone’s great-great grandma

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:19

there is at least one legit catholic exorcist living in town and you can't change my mind

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:19

there's one that's not too too far from the edge of town where the home is run by pastor reidand ironically his youngest daughter Sandy was friends with the spooks when they were little

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:19

You know all the pastors and priests would regularly deal with the Undertaker because of the funerals

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:20

YUP

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:20

And it’s a small town so probably with an aging populationBut everyone is kinda cool with the weird stuffIt’s background noise at this pointAt least one of the old ladies still pinches Taker’s cheeks if she sees him

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:21

there's actuallya couple generations backmaybeeeee 150-ish yearsone of the New Pastors decided to kick out the spooky family because they didn't like "witches" in their town(not witches, dear, but nobody listened)and the spooks at the time just went"alright. children, we're going to your aunt rabekkah"town lasted a weekthen it was "please come back there are coyotes in the school" "i'm not sure how we can help" "THEY'RE SPEAKING LATIN" "oh, alright, but only if you ask nicely"

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:23

one day a new priest from outside the area is gonna get suckered into taking over and the previous guy is going to have some STORIES for them

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:23

"HELL IS REAL""i know""NO LISTEN--"

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:25

No, no, priest is Catholic, this guy doesn’t care if they’re demonic so long as they participate in holy communion and confess ever Sunday—The minister can be a real nut job though and was very upset when Kane explained hell in detail to him

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:25

"The new guy quit again. He didn't even meet the Undertaker. Where are you GETTING these guys?"

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:26

the last time anyone asked the brothers when their last communion was they both jsut started laughingtaker managed a "you're new here" and kane struggled out a "welcome to the valley" and then they just left

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:27

Kane and Taker area little odd but most of the valley doesn’t mind ‘em

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:27

they usually keep to themselves

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:28

Also idk Texas’ hunting season but it must be Big Important

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:28

and when there are things the sheriff can't or won't deal withpeople go to them

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:29

And honestly since it’s such a small town, 90% of problems are resolved before the police are even calledEveryone knows everyone and that includes for grandma—

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:29

you cannot send young priests to death valley, they see one hairless cat that speaks in tongues and suddenly they're abandoning their vows to live in isolation somewhere in norway like that'd help anything

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:30

Oh right it’s close to the border isn’t it?

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:30

the entire town's just at a gateway to hell, Weird Things Happen There

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:30

Yeah the one Catholic Church in the area is supported by the local Hispanic population and they can take anything

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:30

most if not all of the really dangerous stuff is kept inside the yardbut weird shit's the norm

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:30

One of the demons is going to get hit with a sandal

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:31

all the catholic priests are either old guys who used to be exorcists in rome, local tex-mex lads with brujah aunties or kids who grew up close to the yard in general and have Seen Some Shit and aren't afraid of anything

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:31

"Abuelita, the statue out front is singing again!" "Tell it to shut up, my soap opera is on!" "Senior Statue, Abuelita says to be quiet. She got new shoes." (statue stops)

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:32

Yeah that’s itYou got itIt’s the Calvinists that you gotta worry about, every time there’s a new minister he can get uppity but usually he gets over it pretty quick

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:33

the fuckin' dudes from rome add an interesting flaire to the local culture and accenttaker's only demand is they keep their dove(s) away from his ravens

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:33

At least one of the priests is Taker’s drinking buddy and will come out to the yard for a beer or two

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:34

taker actually likes hanging out at one of the only local biker-aesthetic bars if he's looking for a drinking partnerit's called the Rattler and it's owned by his dad's best friendincidentally, the only local who went to baby adam's funeral aside from paul

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:34

one of the old romans has a dog that can recite the lord's prayer in the voice of a child if you give it a milk bone but he generally encourages people NOT to do that

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:35

Jesus said ‘drink wine’ and the Catholics said ‘if you insist’ and never looked back

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:35

the weirdest thing is he can't remember if it always did thator if it's a new thing since coming to the valleyOH and then there are the druids

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:38

the local stray cats can reliably tell you the time of day but they will be able to prowl around in your dreams for a week after

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:39

I wanna dream about kiddies :VMaybe they can help Xion sleep :/Also what is with all the talking animalsAlso I wanna submit that the town Librarian has seen it All and cannot be fazed at this pointIf you ask her for dark magic books she’ll point you to the back right corner

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:40

animals make convenient hosts for entities because they don't have higher thought and can be overwhelmed easily

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:40

It works great until the cat you possessed gets distracted by a laser pointer

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:41

cats are an exception because they can see and touch all planes and do harm to spirits

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:41

that's one of the reasons kane chose therapy catMAN NOW I WANNA WRITE UP A LIST OF WEIRD SHIT IN THE YARD AND TOWN BUT I HAVE DRAFTS

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:42

some dogs are bred from guardian stock and can perform similar actions but its hard to find one cause of diluted bloodlines

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:43

i also need you all to know that when taker came back to life fully after the ministryred hair and more relaxed and vocal than normalit took weeks for the locals to realize it was the same guy

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 15:43

HA

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 15:43

And also for some reason he doesn’t sound like he gargles rocks

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 15:43

another week for them to debate about whether or not he as possessedand a day to decide "eh"

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:33

if you see this dog, DO NOT ask it to speak

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 17:35

OH A GOOD BOY

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:35

THE BEST BOY

Gina (´-ω-`)Last Saturday at 17:35

jay and i would not survivebut we would pet the dogso who wins?

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:36

i've been dead inside for years it's no dif

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:36

pet dog: finebut be careful what tricks you try and get it to do

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:38

whats his name

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:39

probably something like "angelico"

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:39

toddbot how gucci is angelico

ToddBotBOTLast Saturday at 17:39

Angelico is 26% gucci.

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:40

fuck you todd

ToddBotBOTLast Saturday at 17:40

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:40

no respectfallout76 sucks

ToddBotBOTLast Saturday at 17:40

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:40

hey todd

ToddBotBOTLast Saturday at 17:40

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:40

new vegas was the best game

ToddBotBOTLast Saturday at 17:40

https://i.imgur.com/fK7zKeq.jpg

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:40

i love angelicodoes he bork

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:41

very delicately

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:41

:o

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:41

polite smol bork

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:42

if i ask him to speak what he do

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:43

tells you that hubris will be the downfall of man

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:45

he's not wrong

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:45

the church of st peter is an empty box! god's eye has turned from man!

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:45

taker: i'll drink to that (throws him jerky)

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:46

angelico has an amputated tail but he will do a full body wiggle for jerky

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:46

where him tail go :(

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:47

probably got cut off for medical reasonshe strikes me as a dog who got hit by a car once or twice

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:48

D:poor baby

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:54

he's probably happy and healthy otherwise

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:54

did one of those car hits happen in the valleyor did he just start talking with likeno cause

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:57

UNCLEARbut he is a happy goofy dog otherwiseand his owner adores him

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 17:58

AS HE SHOULD

84% CURSE BY VOLUMELast Saturday at 17:59

well loved by the whole neighbourhood but REAL weird to run into at times for obvious reasons

MilkshakeLast Saturday at 18:04

Hi i would die for angelico

Convicted BirdererLast Saturday at 18:04

taker does in fact give him a treat whenever he sees himhe lovs doggos....