#the premise of rottmnt remains just as bonkers no matter how many times i think about it

[mistresscitrusslice]

If you said, “AU where Bruce Lee never died and was actually kidnapped and made to fight in a gladiator arena for a decade before being used in a lab experiment and becoming the father to the ninja turtles,” I’d say, 👏🏼👉🏼👉🏼 “You’re on crack. And also you got Hong Kong and Japan mixed up.” But that’s literally Rise of the TMNT.