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[castle-dominion]

5x21 still

beautiful music & coffee RC: Yes, which is writer-speak for “all procrastinations welcome”. So what was it? A terrorist plot? A meth lab?

Women hate it when men do that

six minutes is a long enough time bro

Love the badges lol. also love the writer jacket

mum suggested that this is not diego

GET OUT OF THERE BABES GET OUT GET OUT

he WAS planning on selling baseball cards

Oh NO she got trapped or it's a mine

Ok but if it is that sensitive with my adhd I'd die

RC: Loose nail. That’s how floorboards get wonky. KB: You know, if I have to be stuck not standing on a bomb, then I’m glad I’m stuck with you. remember Cuffed?

mahoney my beloved

Gates my beloved & ryan's outfit my beloved

Spray paint my beloved like in indiana jones-- hE SAID THE SAME THING

No it cannot. Going DOWN should not set it off... shifting weight should not set it off, gosh my add would kill me

it's a unique episode, stationary instead of running around after murderers bomb buddy <3

RC, correct: That would be great if you were a reliable judge of your own feelings, which clearly, you’re not. But he brings up the wrong example. She liked you as an author, then she thought u were annoying & you thought she was hot, then you realized she was more than hot & she kind of liked you even tho she hated you, & then you fell for each other & he stopped liking you for being hot but for being you (including your hotness lol)

love all the flashbacks his ear XD APPLES ajdfasjdkfhsjfh I love the flshbacks

RC: Oh, geez. How do you even get in that position? The three boys: EW EW EWWWW

her hair became boring. I miss her old hair

KB: That’s not how I meant it. I can’t help it if you get off by putting things in my mouth.

She's right he did WAY more with bad sayings lol

Cut to: we've never done this before (escept yk that's not what actually happens)

Poor Boyer. poor boyer ten months hhh

Gates my beloved What was that with gates & esposito

BRO... WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

OH NO HE'S DEAD I FORGOT

Oh no he probably set a bunch of bombs!

Like a colonoscopy

Quick as we can, slow as we have to you have a daughter get rid of your porn collection? (esposito: I got u covered bro) WAIT I WAS RIGHT RC: You need me to hind your porn stash so your dad doesn’t find it? I don't make promises. Esp if idk what I'm promising to do

wow hours...

What if I think of ice cream on a sunday afternoon? What if I think of something on a something afternoon? It's ice cream on a sunday afternoon I lick I lick. What flavour of the ice cream will I pick? I want RASP BER RY. I want CHO CO LATE. I want chocolate chip mint chocolate chip with chocolate sauce-a

Lanie knew (& maddie knew & esposito knew & jordan shaw knew & that fbi guy with the dirty bomb knew) how did I forget about natalie rhodes? (& demming asked castle) Who is that last gal tho?

Many of those were undercover & there was that one when she was on a date with the puppy fireman-- BTW WHY DIDN'T ESPOSITO LOOK INTO HIM WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT ABOUT CASKETT?

KB: No, it wasn’t a coincidence because you were always following me around. Why? ‘cause you were into me.

Castle is just playing her lol

They didn't have that silly fake sound when he got hit

They are seriously calling esposito? (also what is the injury on his arm? Is it ever explained? No? Good. I like how he is allowed to have random injuries that have explanations even if they were not explained onscreen. Maybe he was cooking. He has a life outside of what we see.)

JE: Seriously? Who liked who first? JE: You do realize that I’m busy trying to save your life? JE: listens, but he doesn’t really care. KR: Who’re you talking to? He covers the microphone. JE: It’s Castle and Beckett. I think they’re starting to crack. Check it out. He flips his phone over to speaker. KR gives JE a look. They’ve lost interest. KR: Yeah, well, totally losing it. JE: Yep.

Why is there a timer too?

30m & not 47 seconds exactly castle my man

Only half an hour left? Oof look at these beautiful scenes look at this flashback but it is different from the previous funny ones I just love it

MARTHA BUSTING IN ON THEM LMAO

The story always matters The flashbacks are getting annoying but actually I like it. & then the samebrain moments. I just saw a youtube video of samebrain moments & then his spun tales I love it. Spinning too far insane

RIGHT? THE BASEBALL CARDS WERE INDEED SUS

Read em through each individually

Oof only 10m left. I can't believe it has taken hours & then suddenly only 30m left

Clever of her to have made him promise this Girl you have a daughter

First name hhhhhh I love you HHHHH Always

Has she had anything to drink all day?

Calling her dad hkjsdfhsjkdfhh good for her this is saddddd who else does she absolutely need to call

MONTGOMERY HJKASHFDJKHSFJDSKFJSGHJDSKFSDJ

this is another flashback sequence sjfdksljfklsdj mmmmmmm

Great scene there camera angle like that

But srs what if they DO like put a box beside her

CASTLE IS SO CLEVER

But that didn't mean anything, diego didn't know anything...

Porn, more porn witness protection?

Ryan has removed his tie... (someone should take pics from allllll angles & on all days for this man & his outfit)

But what is the kid's NEW name? & what was his code BEFORE he got the name?

five digit code tho JE: What kind of mother’s gonna call her kid Willy unless she wants his ass kicked every day at the playground? could have been the kid's bday

Maybe DON'T step off yet just in case it only deactivated the timer...

Love how he slams the table once castle confirms she's off

Always <3

ngl when I first noticed the red car (in under the influence with the musician & the foster kid, the joey malone ep) I thought it was his personal vehicle but it has lights & stuff on it. & gates is in it huh THAT'S WHY HE TURNED ON THE SIREN, TO PREVENT THEM FROM KISSING IN FRONT OF GATES also becks needs some water & food sharing hugs but they didn't switch hugs, it was only especkett & rystle.

Even you mr castle! She was a detective too! gates <3 <3 <3 castle looks so proud lol

clipping that lol

the music jfsdhfskdhjdsj but they def had more kisses that were not onscreen again with the flashback I'm love

What a great kiss

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[thecontumacious]

heya!! do you not mind me requesting luxiem college au? like u're both in a healthy relationship idrk hhh

College AU Luxiem

a/n: i think anon sent this after reading my first yandere fic 😭 check out the original boyfriend headcanons if u haven't~ ALSO YES IM SLAPPING THIS FIC AT YALL AFTER JOTC'S PREMIERE IT WAS SO FUCKING LIT AHHHHHHHHHH

reminder that all my work and others in the fandom are purely fiction and intended to entertain, not to be projected irl.

content utc!

Vox Akuma 👹🌹

would take performing arts as his major since he's super interested in voice acting!

you'd think he would take history as an easy way out seeing as he's lived for centuries now but bro i can tell you that he probably sucks at it :'

i can't imagine him taking anything else than performing arts. even then he wouldn't just focus on voice acting only. he'd perfectly take a role in acting too

dancing and singing maybe not too much-

but vox would enjoy them nonetheless since it's all about having fun

he's the popular student, whether he intended to be one on purpose or because he's just naturally charming. not all the guys rly like him since he's practically had all the girls drooling all over him

even the female (sometimes male) professors can't find themselves in the right position to teach him

not with that devilish smile, nope

he aces his practical exams and projects super well, not so much his written tests tho :o

students would sometimes ask advice on voice acting since he was doing that pretty well

no shortage of times where they asked only to get in contact with him, his number if they were lucky

doesn't really do tutoring sessions since he believes he still has a lot to learn himself, asking for advice sure, but teaching? nah

the film/animation students fight over him whenever they're assigned to make a movie production

vox might actually be interested in joining the student council and it's no surprise he's accepted since he's very charming, has relatively good grades and is flexible in group projects

on a more serious note, he loves meeting new people and making new connections so yeah!

besides the student council, would also join the drama club and most likely met shu there

again, for connections and to practice his skills

there have been one too many times where he was casted as the main characters throughout the years he was at college

what can i say? he captures an audience so well~

part time job is obviously barista.

i think vox low key has always wanted to become a barista

to him there's just something so attractive about being one?? or is this just a stigma that i have

whatever, being a barista is cool as hell

oh and he loves the idea of putting down whatever message he wanted on the customers' cup, he could be sweet or flirty

he likes it because he has the chance to make someone's day by simply writing a message to them <3

the job pays well, he can experiment with types of drinks and when there are leftover pastries from the day, vox gets to bring them home to eat

vox is a interpersonal (social), aural (audio) and a visual learner. as mentioned before, he won't be too good at taking written tests so linguistic is out of the question (doesn't mean he dislikes reading tho! i've heard him say that he reads books)

i also don't think he's the biggest fan of studying alone either so he'll always rope in a classmate or two so it's not so quiet

vox remembers much easier when there's something to look at, like pictures or something

audio learner because he wants to be a voice actor duh

he would have to get used to listening to other actors do their work to pick up on how they act in terms of their voice

how you and vox met was through a cinematography project you had

you were required to make a film production with a certain theme and of course as the rumors spread, you heard about everyone in your year fighting over vox as their cast

you too wished you could cast him but seeing as he was probably busy helping the others, you didn't really bother to ask

but vox was working at the cafe your team agreed to work in and he overheard your wonderful ideas for your project, so when he personally delivered your drinks, he also asked if you were open for casting since you came from the same college anyway

surprised to say the least but you couldn't refuse him, so he officially became part of your team too

so that was how you met your current unseiso of a boyfriend they call vox

he asked you out once the project was finished, saying that he didn't wish to stop meeting you

cheesy but romantic all the same

the perks of having a boyfriend who was in the performing arts major rly helped you out as a film student. you got to meet a lot of talented actors and you could ask for vox's help

as long as you paid in kisses and cuddles

at the end of the four year study, vox was obviously asked to make a speech. when he stepped on that stage, he did not forget to mention you:

"and to my lovely y/n, who's given me a path to so many opportunities to help with my development as an actor. thank you, darling."

may or may not have proposed in front of everyone

Mysta Rias 🦊🔶

criminology

because he thinks it's super cool he could track down criminals with rly cool techniques

but then he realized how fucking hard it is to be a criminology student and wished he could've picked something easier :"D

(let's pretend he didn't drop out okay <3)

ofc college was not cheap so at least mysta tried his best to get through

asking for a ton of help from his classmates or straight up the professor

he sure as fuck did not take another four years of this shit

anyway

although mysta is not the best in the class (bottom ten), a lot of people like him for his humor and his rly eccentric attitude about things

his fashion sense became one his trademarks

a good break from the stress of college rly

but people rly do question why the heck he chose this major but eh

definitely the type to hog for homework answers

i actually think mysta would make a huge contribution tho despite his lack of skills in the department when it comes to group projects

what i mean here is that he's always hands down to help however he can, especially the more physical and tedious workload

like needing to print papers, looking for as much material needed for the project or setting up the contents into a powerpoint

i still think that counts as a lot of work <3

professors know him because he frequents them for tutoring sessions, so it's safe to say that mysta is super close with all his lecturers-

but that's not a bad thing at all!

in fact, without mysta rly realizing, this has become his benefit. with most of the teachers aware that he is struggling in his classes, they tend to grade him based on his efforts more than the results of a test

so even if he thinks he's falling behind, ask his professors and they will say the exact opposite!

for school activities, i would say mysta would like to join the sports club as long as his classes don't take up too much of his time

he wants to be able to stay active instead of sitting down and studying all day, plus he gets to meet a lot people and actually where he met the super popular kaneshiro kid!

part time jobs is also something mysta could commit himself to, especially if it meant helping out with student loans

anything works out for him so long as again, it didn't take too much of his time and don't tire him out

lot of times where he fell asleep in the library when he should be catching up with homework and reading tests o.0

speaking of studying, mysta is definitely a visual and kinesthetic learner mostly bcs he's not the type of guy to just sit still and read that fucking textbook

far from being a verbal learner. def not the type to like reading for long periods of time

he claims to be an interpersonal (social) learner, but with a lot of people around him, it's more likely he won't get anything done

this is where you come in

you and him were paired up, and it just so happens that you were one of the students who was doing pretty well in criminology

anyone would've been happy to be paired up with you but mysta is a bit different than just anyone

he was actually intimidated by just how well you were doing and he kept telling himself that he was being such a burden to you

but you never fail to patiently get mysta to work on the ones that need more thinking, even if you have to guide him

for once, mysta knew what the assignment was about this time, due to your composure during work

after that, he may or may not have braved himself to be in one group with you a lot more

it's just that people tend to just give up on him but there you were, staying up late with him just so he could get some material down for an upcoming test

when you fell asleep, mysta let the words of falling for you slip

"really?"

"HUH? YOU WERE AWAKE--"

"i like you too, dummy. now get back to studying. we'll go on a date after the test."

final project weeks were the same. lots of staying up late together (mostly bcs of mysta) and checking each other's work.

when the results were almost out, you actually had to stay over at mysta's bcs of how fucking nervous he was. was he going to graduate? did he have to start another year over?

as you held his hand tightly, mysta opens his results and sees his passing grade, officially now graduated from college

he sobbed against you that night, thanking you over and over again for always there to help him and being so patient

Luca Kaneshiro 🦮🔆

he took me a while to figure out what major best fit him (disclaimer: i swear i've heard him mention what major he took but my tiny brain forgot what it was and from what stream ;-;)

sooo i think it's most likely business since he is in the mafia

the skills could be super useful if he's going to need some extra funds for his syndicate

he'll take only a bachelor's degree because he wants to focus on his mafia work as soon as college finishes

luca is most obviously the jock of the school and one of the more popular students because of his extroverted nature

tbh tho his grades aren't too great??? let's say average :D

he's more like the guy who's looking for the fun of college instead of actually getting the education-

because of this, a lot of people like to hang around him. sometimes students who have super good grades can be a bit unapproachable, ofc not because of the students themselves, but others tend to not feel relatable to someone who does very well in academics

so luca is extremely approachable, easy going and friendly

not the smartest but its the quality of the company that counts right?

professors know who he is because of his popularity and although most of them are okay with luca, some do appreciate him bringing the mood up when classes are tense

the younger lecturers are most likely best friends with him lmao

as aforementioned, man is a jock and is just naturally energetic

OF COURSE HE WOULD JOIN THE SPORTS CLUB

he religiously participates bcs he gets to see his buddies and would always join in on whatever challenges were set onto him. he's not afraid to lose

i also think he would be interested in joining the student council and he did make it! which brought him to meet with vox ^^

luca brings a ton of ideas for student activities and is always happy to help out with whatever he can. with his popularity, it's easy to rope students into whatever event they had going on too

because he has a mafia to run, he rly doesn't make time to do a part time job

definitely a physical (kinesthetic) and interpersonal learner. man can't just sit down to read something and he most certainly will go crazy if he's not loudly memorizing his flash cards without someone else there

so how does he meet you?

the student council asked him to go to the art club to find someone who could handle illustrations for an event they were holding, so luca pitched in and saw you busily working on something in the club room

you didn't really know anyone from the student council so you pretty much had to cling onto luca the entire time when you met up with the student council (esp when this guy from the performing arts department kept hitting on you. vox was it?)

in the end, when the event finished, luca got used to hanging out with you. then he confessed when he realized he was crushing on you :3

he asks you to come by to the sports club all the time so he could introduce you to his friends and when you're alone, you and him would sometimes work out together

you guys go out on a lot of study dates

...which turns to playing around and not really getting anything done :")

luca always teases you to draw him "like of your french girls" but he was caught by surprise when you actually do ask him to model nude for an assignment

he was more embarrassed than he thought he would be

but he liked knowing he could help you out!

he would sometimes cry when you give him a drawing you did of him just because you wanted to. he's framing them all in his room

as a graduation gift, you actually gave him a super elaborate artwork in a pretty big medium too. and well, it's safe to say luca shamelessly shed some tears at the ceremony, showing off your work to everyone there

as his gift to you, he took you on vacation to somewhere you've always wanted to go to.

to luca, you definitely made his time in college so much more fun

Ike Eveland 🖋💙

pretty obvious he took up literature

but let me tell ya, i think he will take literature for his first four years and after he got the degree for that, he's going to change his major to music because again pretty obvious reasons

he would take literature first so he has the writing skills needed later in music making

or, ike could take the option of a double degree since i see him as the type of person who rly likes to bury himself in work especially if it's the things he really is passionate about

but for the sake of his social needs and sanity, let's say our man ike did not take a double degree

ike eveland is obviously the star student of his class, perhaps even top 5 of his entire year

he's also pretty humble about his achievements so he's not the snobby kid who flaunts their good grades

everyone absolutely respects and admires him for it, even going out of their way to ask for tutoring sessions with him

paid tutoring sessions, mind you

he'll take some, but not so much his schedules are full much to the student body's dismay

his professors love him so much as well, using his work as examples no matter how many times ike insists there's no need to do that

is ike the type to join the student council?

ehhhh not rly i don't think?

there was a time where he did consider the choice, seeing how he has potential and all the people around him supported him to join

but i think he wouldn't take up on the opportunity, mostly worried he won't be able to have any time for himself

like i said, ike is super passionate about writing and music so he's going to take all his time really immersing in that world

even outside college hours, he'll do personal projects and all that

so yeah, no to the student council and tutoring sessions if ike wasn't looking for the extra money

i do think he'll take a part time job tho! that's where he gets most of his money

librarian ike anyone? well it's obvious he'd work there.

he's an aural (audio), verbal (linguistic) and intrapersonal (solitary) learner

ike likes to record his professor's lectures and listen to them when he goes back home or while he's practicing his music. even for his literature studies, he usually sings out the things he needs to remember or listen to some music while studying to help him get in the mood

DEFINITELY THAT SUPER COOL DARK ACADEMIA STUDENT ALWAYS FOUND IN THE LIBRARY, HEADPHONES ON WITH A SIDE OF HIS FAVORITE DRINK AHHHHH

also bcs he does frequent the library, he meets this rly weird grey haired guy from criminology who goes there to "study" but ends up falling asleep.

now, what happens after he meets you? :3

i headcanon yall met during his tutoring sessions bet

while he would usually not let students ask for his time for a session, ike would make an exception for you

he'd push away all the other slots so whenever he does have a tutoring session, it's mostly with you

after building up the courage to finally ask you out, tutoring sessions became less and less with the other students

ike prioritizes his study dates with you

ALSO

since he is in the art field, it's very very clear you've become his muse throughout college (both literature and music)

whenever he gets a project to create something, he'll find a way to have it tie to you

especially for his final project

write a story?

you're the main character

compose an entire song?

you're the theme

no shortage of times where he reads out a poem/story or serenade his own songs to you during late night studying

you become his number one proofreader and critic for everything he creates since he trusts you a lot with it. ike would heavily appreciate it if you could give him honest feedback

if it's boring tell him! if it's too cringey, tell him!

ike can take the criticism since he wants to be a good producer one day <3

on the day he finishes his studies and he's called to give a speech for being valedictorian, this is the highlight line you'll forever remember:

"y/n will always be the reason why i'm here today and all the tomorrows. why i've achieved so many things and create stories and songs for everyone to enjoy. thank you so much, y/n, for staying by my side and i hope you continue to stay."

Shu Yamino 🔮✨

unfortunately modern day colleges don't have sorcery or black magic as majors :D

soooo shu would probably opt for computer sciences!

nerd shu poggers

would only take a bachelor's degree for this tho, but he's happy with where he is ^^

shu would much much like it if he stayed on the sidelines minding his own business, meaning he just doesn't wanna be popular. but it's kinda hard staying under the low with how skilled he is in his classes

honestly students just look up to him with how chill he is with his college life

sometimes they would even ask shu to be their partner in most projects since he's super reliable and good at what he does

he's known to be rly patient when teaching someone too so-

but don't get me wrong, shu will fucking now if someone is only taking advantage of his kindness and smarts

you don't wanna rly know what he can do to ruin your college career o.0

AnYwAY

the professors know who shu is and definitely appreciate him for helping out the students whenever possible, although his grades aren't always top of the class, his character and attitude makes up for it

shu would definitely like to join clubs outside his academics, say like the performing arts club

look i know but i can't stop thinking about shu joining the theatre club, just hanging out with a whole bunch of different kids. he likes making friends! plus he likes working backstage more

plays need a reliable technician like him after all

or if not performing arts, most likely an anime club if it was available lmao

unlike ike, he's not one to rly delve into his college life all the way back home. so once he's out of class, he's focusing on his non academic skills

besides clubs, there's a big chance shu works part time, preferably jobs that let him work at night since he has a rly bad sleep schedule.

the atmosphere is quiet too so he can take advantage and use it to study if it wasn't busy

a 24 hour store of some kind should be alright for shu, it doesn't have to be related to his major either

he's more of a interpersonal and visual learner i think

he likes studying with someone there with him like a study buddy since it makes it less boring. visual because he likes to doodle things so i have a feeling he illustrates something he finds hard to remember

also, of course studies only at night time if possible

because of his interpersonal type of learning, this was how you met him

you two were both looking for study buddies then through your friends, you guys met and agreed to study together

originally it was only for that one test you were super nervous of, but as you aced that one because of shu's help (his assignment flawless because he had you to it check over)

yeah you guys enjoyed each other's company and decided to go on more "study sessions" together

i think the way shu would confess to you would be that trend where you would make a program and you just click a ton of buttons saying how much he likes you

and then at the end there's a message box that asks you:

be mine?

with the choices being yes or yes 😭

you go to your next study session, now named study date!

for his final project, you were obligated to stay over at his place until he submitted it. he claims that his brain works more efficiently when you're there with him, plus he'll have a second pair of eyes that hasn't been glued to the same codes over and over again

when shu announced the results, he treated you to some sushi and an all you can eat barbeque for helping him graduate pretty much

with a full stomach, you and him are cuddling for the rest of the night until you felt like getting up

Masterlist!

[t4tbruharvey]

clarvey :)

heh heh can't wait to headcanon things for this extremely popular ship with plenty of canon content to base it off of

who hogs the duvet: harvey <3 clark's not going to stop him when it starts and also what if clark has to go do superman stuff at night :'( if he has the duvet harvey will be cold :'(

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: clark he's a njb

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: hhh probably clark?? it's going to become apparent that for a lot of these i'm saying 'clark, as a substitute for emotional intimacy'

who gets up first in the morning: clark, he does not sleep as far as i remember. but also if not then harvey he's uh. he's THAT girl

who suggests new things in bed: HALLIE. hallie have they. did they. oh god....

who cries at movies: UHM well. genuinely if i'm playing this dead serious and taking the context of how they've acted in this relationship thus far in writing it? harvey

who gives unprompted massages: i dont wanna think too hard abt that one. clark

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: clark??? clark would have to he doesnt get sick??? clark by default???

who gets jealous easiest: harveyyyy he goes on that paranoid spiral when he's being FUCKING LIED TO to be fair! but like it's in character for him to be jealous

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: clark. taylor swift fan

who collects something unusual: UHHHH UMMM UHM UH harvey i thiiiiiink he has the natural tendency to do that. dont ask me what he collects he just would i think

who takes the longest to get ready: harvey because clark has superspeed

who is the most tidy and organised: hm. deliberates. clark but JUST

who gets most excited about the holidays: CLARK DEFINITELY like omg omg the holidays are so fun for him he's going to do so many fun and interesting things and now he gets to take a BOYFRIEND with him to holiday events and harvey is like. enjoying himself but mostly because clark is

who is the big spoon/little spoon: clark big spoon!!!! as if he'd allow himself to be held!!!! he's putting himself in a protective position because he can't be emotionally vulnerable but he can be steady and reassuring!!!!

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: CLARK he grew up on a farm and harvey isn't a sports dude

who starts the most arguments: h. harvey. in his defence 1) it's his job 2) he spends a good portion of clarvey being lied to

who suggests that they buy a pet: clark he's an animals guy! had they lasted long enough they would have gotten a dog!

what couple traditions they have: hating batman <3 no uhhh umm yeah no that's all i got

what tv shows they watch together: it's in times like these i wish i'd read hallie's post. i dunno man. new girl

what other couple they hang out with: bruce and ms vale but it's not hanging out it's bruce trying to break them up disguised as a double date and clark would have to take bruce aside and go what the fuck are you doing

how they spend time together as a couple: probably showing each other their respective hometowns and what they love about them and then like going to museums or something and THEN lying to his boyfriend/being lied to by his boyfriend

who made the first move: clark :-) he was just SO cool and suave in that interview totally 100%

who brings flowers home: uhhh gut says harvey on this one actually he would do that i know it to be true. in my heart

who is the best cook: hm. probably clark? truly don't know but just know i hold it in my heart that harvey IS good at cooking. clark is just probably better

[syncogon]

[RS] PV 2

it’s ya boi back with more commentary. and hopefully fewer screencaps bc i don’t actually have as much time as my wordy and useless rambles as well as the quarantine situation might suggest alas

- who’s talking in the opening line? kela?? if so, the voice is totally off, but the theme of “the world belongs to the strong” is consistent with quotes from him and themes from that whole arc

- i guess this is a dream / unconscious sequence... i’m sad to see him like this. also one of the analyses i read was like you can track when in the movie a scene probably takes place by the progression of the markings on his skin, which is very obvious and i should be paying attention to that more -

^ i really like this visual. and i like how the galaxy eyes designs are all so distinct

^ Alliance soldiers i think, guessing from the uniforms? bc I thought the Eyes had all black uniforms. but i’m not sure. actually it prob makes more sense it’s the Eyes. rip the one guy facing the wrong (?) direction

^ actually these shoes are consistent with Eyes designs i think. nvm. also is that the announcer robot guy?? why is his body so small is that his real body or something??? what’s happening to him rip

^ what the FUCK is with this tattered cloak design?? it was definitely not tattered before? he would definitely look better with just like, a normal cloak, his cloak would never get tattered unless intentional, this is just a really weird and creepy image. then again ig if it’s part of the dream sequence, but this is implying that this is redeye’s actual design, and i don’t like it. tbh s1 redeye outfit with the short cloak was great

^ kiss kiss ki-

hope we see more of jupiter, the city design is tbh quite cool. though i wonder what exactly this Eye thing is supposed to be? is it part of the tower and just always here? 

THE ENEMY’S GATE IS DOWN

flashback scene! but what about? the golden cube or the engine maybe? but i was hoping for something more interesting.

AW FUCKING HELL THIS FUCKER IS BACK.

FUCK.

ARGHHHHH.

ngl im really disappointed that they decided to bring kela back, i think that defeats the narrative significance of an especially significant arc. we’re already done with this antagonist! let’s move on! it isn’t cool or hip or logical to bring back antagonists when their story arcs have come to such a clean end! throw trash away when you’re done! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have more to say but i should move on maybe i’ll write another post/rant or something

yo what the fuck is going on here though. i don’t even know what planet that is jesus

wait is this. a hypothetical or like. an actual. planet. 

ok so. WHOMST THE FUCK is this??? another galaxy eyes secretary? or someone higher rank? surely not the head honcho bc if so i will be super disappointed. actually his vibe kind of reminds me of kela. we’ll see i guess, hope he brings something interesting to the table. 

it’s the guy from the poster! ppl say most likely he’s involved with auroras’ backstory somehow. our four major protag backstories all had like mentor figures, so maybe this is auroras’? but following that logic he shouldn’t be here in present day tho, so. 

wonder what the pink smoke is tho, and also why he’s being shot down, and also everything about him :0

but what’s with the shattered... glass? rock? tornado thing around maidang? hmm. and they’re all just watching... and it’s in the arena with that ox man statue 

white eye. in action! 

AAAAA so i got 2/3 right. so weird seeing ox man just walking tho lmao his proportions look wack he’s way skinnier than i expected. 

hey, hey. kela. look at me. 

bitch.

i like this cut. is it significant? who is this galaxy eyes person OH WAIT if the rumor is true that aur was formerly Eyes then he must be story related to this guy somehow... maybe he was sold to medici or something who knows

this was so cool!!! like sanji from one piece. i dig it.

this actually almost looks 3D modeled for some reason haha

wait so is this... the finals of the tournament? 

what. is the context of everything in this set i’m so curious aaaa

is this a) a cool app of diya’s abilities b) the Eyes guy from earlier attacking but what is that supposed to do, capture magically? c) aur/diya (jidi) moment???

... yeah somehow this whole scene looks 3D modeled. maybe it’s the lighting.

fun char designs to look at?

damn those muscles. but yeah i think a lot more markings appeared after this moment in his revival fight

mmmm.

red eyes... and is the stone purple now?? ahh.

also the cut from this to redeye was really cool! their eyes were like overlapped in positions. so cool. i wonder if this was intentional

maidang has gotten so much better at fighting, like, the basics. i dig it. 

emotional but this just reminded me god i miss s1 diya. competent. cool. occasionally sassy. the movie just made her worry about maidang and weak, it’s like her only personality trait. (actually is this shot from the first movie? i don’t remember.)

god the more i think about it the more the jidi agenda feels like a thing. anyway what’s he blowin up hm.

i kind of wish we got backstory on why this is a bee haha but i like how it’s so distinctive

so cool!!!

beat his ass!!!

tUrBUleNce also gudong so worried :( 

:0

cool new power app??? is this her power. i just thought it was but maybe that one shot of her wasn’t her using her power. who knows.

also the cut from this to aur doing basically the same thing..... (adjusts glasses)

see?? the shading looks fake. hhh

AIGHT ok that’s all. actually there were sound/voice/line comments which i will edit in later. 

ok it is later.

- “i just saw the galaxy eyes fleet surrounding jupiter” sounds like tang wude actually! so im excited, that’s reason for him to get back here in time?

- “i already knew the eyes wanted to destroy solar” sounds like medici...?

- “people need heroes, and to become a hero one must pay a price” ok i really like this line it’s super cool, but i can’t say who is or might be saying it. one of the new antagonistic chars possibly?

- “there is a word called ‘miracle’” sounds like medici, as does “the era of new heroes”, though the latter could be someone else

- rest of the lines are all either maidang or diya or gudong

other thoughts:

ppl kept commenting in chinese on the youtube vid like whens the release like it says right there! on the video! in chinese!

still no medici (visually) or shu, huh. 

sound quality for the trailer was wack tbh. hopefully the movie won’t be like that.

i’m a little worried, actually, that this has lost the core of what made it so good. that it’s become cheap. but only time will tell. i’ll still have hope. 

anyway countdown continues let’s goooooooooooo (pls let me be able to watch...)

[theprettysetterclub]

Hello^^

May I request two matchups a romantic and a platonic?? I’m female, straight, average height, and in my early twenties. I had long curly brown hair, but I cropped it short on a whim and I’m loving it! I’ve got green eyes that tend to change color depending on what I wear. I’m a rather soft spoken individual and I’ve been told my voice is soothing to listen too. Personality wise I’m your typical introvert^^ shy when I first meet you but as we become friends I’ll come out of my shell. I’m also incredibly easy to fluster…I blush soo easily T-T…While I’m most comfortable with my family and close friends I don’t mind meeting new people but I kinda have to be force into it^^’I love reading and I’ve been known to mildly obsess over my preferred fandoms. I enjoy cooking and love spending time with the kiddos I nanny! I also love the outdoors! Walking around the countryside, watching fireflies and the night sky, or splashing around in a creek equal hours of fun in my opinion! I also have horrible balance and have been known to run into walls, doorframes, counters, corners, and people on multiple occasions welp I think that’s about it^_^ <3

Gah! Sorry for all the trouble!!! Hope you’re having a lovely morning/day/night!

@leandersluckylady YOU’RE SO CUTE WTF,,, i got so soft reading this sdkldlkj also i have no balance either,,, solidarity 

i hope you like these? (also that dog,,, if they’re yours PLEASE give them a good belly rub from me hhh) 

for your romantic match, i choose…

oikawa tooru!

✧ i had such a hard time choosing someone for you because i kept changing my mind (because i was like “well all the boys would obviously adore her”) but i settled on the garbage man himself,,, 

✧ you’d be a good grounding force for him,,, you’re calming and soft-spoken, and you’re capable of being a voice of reason when he’s overworking himself. he needs that, and he would be immeasurably grateful to you. sometimes, he just needs to be held and told that it’s okay, you know?

✧ he loves spending his downtime with you. he’s particularly fond of just laying his head in your lap and listening to you talk. he feels more comfortable with you, and he can really let his walls down. he loves it when you read to him while he’s in that position. although be warned; he usually falls asleep 

✧ but soft as he can be, oikawa loves seeing you flustered. he’s just like that. he revels in making you blush, and he can be kind of relentless. iwaizumi tries to stick up for you every now and then (bless his heart), but oikawa’ll just pout at him and go “but she’s so cute!” he’s honestly a menace 

✧ he also just teases you because he gets flustered himself, and he struggles with expressing his fondness for you. so sometimes you’ll just get roasted for having bad balance because oikawa’s heart’s beating a little too fast and he doesn’t know how to stop it skldjfsklj 

✧ but listen, he just thinks you’re so cute and he could listen to you talk about the things you’re passionate about for hours. whether it be your fandoms or the book your currently reading or something else entirely -- oikawa will be sure to try and engage you in proper conversation about it. and he gets kind of emotional when he’s watching you play with the kids? he also gets a bit emotional when you cook for him. like “you made this? for me?” mayhaps there’s a tear in his eye. he’s just,,, so fond. 

✧ please drag him to the country every once in a while salkjdldk he needs to calm down and get away from all the stresses in his life. he just needs to relax, and i think you’d do a pretty good job at helping him do that? because really, is there anything more romantic than watching fireflies together or walking the countryside? i don’t think so 

✧ i think you’d also be a really good balance for each other? as i said, you ground him, while he makes up the more ‘confident’, extroverted side of the relationship. i don’t quite know how to word it, but your energies complement each other? (iwa adores you, btw; he thinks you’re a great influence on oikawa, and can apply a softer touch when needed) 

✧ can you tell that i’m very passionate about this couple? because i am you two would be adorable and my heart can only handle so much of this asklfjd-- 

other matches!

✧ kuroo tetsurou: he was a strong contender, let me tell you – kuroo’s very good at maintaining the balance between being a good grounding force while also being a big tease. like oikawa, he loves getting you all flustered slksdklj but! i think you’d still get along really well? he’d like talking to you about your passions, going on adventures around the countryside with you, trading books, etc. he’d be a very engaged partner, and i think you’d have the sort of relationship where it really feels like you’re best friends? also, lots and lots of stargazing dates. he’ll keep trying to find the constellations and failing skldj

✧ sawamura daichi: LISTEN he very nearly won,,, i’m very passionate about this match too, trust me,,, you’d just be such a cute couple? daichi needs a detox a lot of the time, and you sound like detox in human form dsdlkj you’d be a very comforting persence for him, and you’d really help him relax every once in a while. but just imagine cooking together, going on walks together (i can see daichi being into hiking, so if that’s your sort of thing, expect a lot of weekend trips to the mountains),,, i also think he’d be great with kids, so he’d happily nanny with you! also i feel like he’s a step away from being a true country boy so dsklsdfj 

the platonic match is just under the cut!

for your platonic match, i choose… 

yachi hitoka!

✧ please look after my daughter,,, be a good older sister i’m counting on you sdlkjfdlj  

✧ as with oikawa, you’d be a good calming force for her! she can get pretty anxious at times, but your soft-spoken nature can help bring her down to earth. even just talking to her about something else can help her relax. 

✧ better yet, she finds you very comfortable to talk to? i think you being a bit on the shyer, more introverted side would make you less intimidating. that’s really important for her, because it makes her feel like she can voice her thoughts and she’ll be heard? 

✧ and i think you’d understand her pretty well! i don’t have a strong argumentative basis for this, but i get the vibe you would? especially since you know what it’s like to be shy and soft-spoken, and yachi can have some trouble with voicing her feelings sometimes,,, 

✧ she’d love trading books with you! i feel like yachi would be a big reader, so you absolutely have someone to talk to about them! you two would get into the most in-depth conversations about novels you’ve read, and whenever one of you have finished a novel it’s immediately handed over 

✧ oh but imagine the two of you cooking for the team! whether it’s the night before a game (or five years into the future for a reunion), you and yachi’d definitely get together to prepare a good lunch. it’s important bonding time, and i think you’d both have a lot of fun preparing food for your loved ones? 

✧ most flustered friendship! endless blushing whenever you two compliment each other,,, definitely gotten into compliment wars before. yachi’s just a very fond person (like oikawa ljds) so she often can’t help but have something nice to say at every moment,,, so you better be ready to throw a compliment back!

✧ please get her out the house sometimes, it’ll do her some good! i think she’d really enjoy it? i can see her getting all starry-eyed when she sees some fireflies, and i think she’d like being able to let loose in the creek. the country is just,,, far away from the stresses of daily life and the things that’d be causing her anxiety. 

✧ i love her so much she’d be the cutest best friend,,, please protect sdljsdlkj

other matches!

✧ sugawara koushi: he nearly edged yachi out,,, nearly,,, i think you and suga would get along wonderfully! you seem like such a kind person, and that’s something he’d really appreciate about you. but, he can be a bit of a gremlin sometimes, so you haven’t escaped him trying to get you all flustered (usually by teasing you about your boyfriend,,, he does that a lot). also roasts you for having no balance hhh,,, i think he’d also like going to the country! i see him as an astronomy guy; so get ready to be quizzed constantly on which constellation is which and which planets can currently be seen!

✧ akaashi keiji: he’s very different from the other two but skljdslj you seem relaxing to be around, and that’s what akaashi needs! his other best friend is an absolute whirlwind of a person, so your introverted, soft-spoken personality is a nice reprieve. he’s quite analytical, so i think he’d have an easy time talking to you about your interests, even if he doesn’t personally know all that much about them. also, i see him as being into reading? so he’s another one that’d love trading books for you. he likes to get your opinions on them, especially when he’s an editor. 

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What is Kenny Omega situation with AEW women divisions?

This is entertainment purposes only.

I don’t have no problems with Kenny omega. For anyone that calls me a hater of Kenny omega. You guys need to take several seats with your fake phony.

1. What is Kenny Omega position on AEW women division?

The Ten of Cup reversed can be an indicator of AEW women division not being as stable as they may appear outwardly. There is a lot of confusing and direction in the women division in AEW. I see that Kenny Omega is not focus enough for the women division.

It’s like he is trying to make other women wrestlers to do their own storyline. But there is no connection and chemistry with the AEW women division. I feel like Brandi Rhodes trying to do her part in the women division by team up with Awesome Kong. However, Kenny Omega is not connecting with women wrestlers in AEW.

2. What is Kenny Omega view on the current AEW women division?

The Lover reversed indicates that Kenny Omega maybe struggling to take ownership of the decisions he made on the women division in AEW. This is causing conflict within him. Kenny Omega feeling uncertain of the direction of the women division in AEW. Kenny Omega need to remember that he is the master of his own destiny. He is a boss of the women division in AEW. Kenny Omega need to act like a boss instead of babies talents in the women division. He need to use his business mindset on how to make other people respect his decision on AEW women division. Kenny Omega has to take completely care of the women wrestlers in AEW. Not only Japanese women wrestlers but all women wrestlers in AEW.

3. What is Kenny Omega challenge on AEW women division?

The Chariot indicates that Kenny Omega probably struggling with AEW women champions Riho bookings and storyline. I see there is a struggle with Riho as AEW women champions. Kenny really want to put Riho over as champions. But there is a problem with him and Brandi Rhodes not seeing eye to eye on the women division in AEW.

I believe there is so much manipulation in Kenny Omega relationships with Brandi Rhodes. They are not get along with each other recently. Both of them are being very careful with each other.

I think Brandi Rhodes and Riho character development as a champions is Kenny Omega challenge.

4. What is Kenny Omega Problem on AEW women division?

The World reversed indicates that Kenny Omega is his own problem in the women division in AEW. There are not too many women wrestlers in AEW right now. Because Kenny Omega is not trying his hardest to make AEW women division better than NXT women division. It’s true, I see why HHH say on his interview about NXT women division is better than WWE main roster but also around the world in pro wrestling. He says that women wrestlers are wrestlers who need proper guidance and skills to succeed in Pro wrestling. I think Kenny Omega need to take note on how to improve and impact his AEW woman division. If Kenny Omega want to push Riho as champions. He need to make a storyline about her character as AEW women champions.

5. How Kenny Omega deals with his problems and challenges on AEW women division?

The Knight of Sword indicates that Kenny Omega has ambition, drive and determination to make AEW women division. Kenny Omega know what he want to achieve and he is going for it.

I see Kenny becoming bold, brave, daring and courageous and go after what he want full throttle on the women division in AEW. It can also represent a big change in AEW women division.

I see Kenny Omega and Tony Khan in a huge meetings with AEW women locker room about their change in the women division. I see them discussing news ideas on how to improve their division as women wrestlers. I see that Brandi Rhodes has a good ideas but Kenny kinda shut her down. I think Kenny doesn’t want Brandi to change his ideas about Joshi wrestling in AEW.

Side Notes: Kenny Omega need to stop with this shade messy behavior with Brandi Rhodes. Yes, Brandi Rhodes is Cody wife but she is a woman who understands about women wrestling. Kenny can’t shut down Brandi Rhodes like that. He need to learn how to listening with her ideas and suggestions. Also Brandi Rhodes need to do the same thing too. She need to respectfully listened Kenny Omega as the one who is charge of the women division in AEW. Brandi Rhodes need to let Kenny Omega do his things on the women division in AEW.

6. How Kenny Omega solves the problems within AEW women division?

The Ten of Wand represents Kenny Omega was charge of the AEW women division that started off as a good idea but has now become a burden. It signifies problems, responsibilities, being overburdened, overloaded and stressed. It indicates that Kenny Omega have a huge weight on his shoulders and you feeling obligated, saddled and restricted. I feel like he being stripped from his duty as the boss of the women division in AEW. It’s like he is being control by Tony Khan and his father especially their hardcore fans. He really want to change his views on women wrestling in AEW. However, I feel like he is pressure to do something with Riho because of the fans or contact dealing with him. Right now, He is extremely stressful on his position as the one who is charge in AEW women division. He doesn’t know how to get his point across for AEW women division.

Side Note: I believe there are people going behind his back. And saying negative things about his position in the women division. Even some of the AEW women wrestlers go to Brandi Rhodes instead of him. Which is no good for Kenny Omega. AEW women wrestlers going to Brandi Rhodes for assistance to make women division better. It’s a problem for Kenny Omega.

My advice to Kenny Omega: Please do what Brandi Rhodes and young buck are doing with their wrestlers talents. They are bring character into their spotlight on storyline. Brandi with Awesome Kong cutting women wrestlers hair. Then young buck interview talents in their hotels rooms. Kenny Omega you can make Riho your star when you have a skits with her.

7. What Kenny Omega need to do improve AEW women division?

The Two of Pentacle can indicate that Kenny is trying to find or maintain the balance between various areas of his position as the boss in the women division in AEW. Kenny is dealing with the ups and downs of AEW women division. He need to be very resourceful, adaptable and flexible enough to get through them. However, it can be a warning that trying to juggle too many things at once and not prioritising what is important can lead to failure and exhaustion. Kenny please try to evaluate where he is putting his energy and cut back on what is not necessary in order to maintain a balanced and happy life on the women division in AEW.

Kenny Omega say something about AEW women division here:

"I want the women to have the largest stage possible on Dynamite and Dark. I'm fighting for it every week for them to have more time," stated Omega. "'Cut mine, I don't care.' When you have such a focus on the (tag team title) tournament, which took up so much time on each episode, it was two to one titles. I have to put blame on myself because I had the angle with [Jon] Moxley as well. At the end of the day, there's only so much time in an episode. It's almost amazing how fast it gets eaten up. We haven't been able to focus on women as much as I'd like. Some of it has been availability. We have girls signed and hopping on board. I hate to say 'wait til 2020,' but I can safely say in 2020 there are going to be interesting and exciting signings that will shake up the division. As soon as we have a women's tag division, that will balance (things) more and give the women more of a stage. Once there's that 'thing' for them to fight for, you're going to see more time devoted per episode for the women."

8. What Kenny Omega should not do on AEW women division?

The Four of Sword represents fear, anxiety and stress. I see Kenny will becoming overwhelmed and mentally overloaded when it appears on the AEW women division.

The Four of Sword tells Kenny that the issues he is facing are actually not as bad as he believe them to be and there are solutions available. I don’t want Kenny Omega to abandoning his position as the one who is responsible for the women division in AEW. He should not sleep on the women division in AEW. Allowing the women wrestlers to be equal as the men and let their voice be heard.

9. What Kenny Omega ideal women wrestlers that will represent AEW women division?

The Justice means that Kenny want women wrestlers with a strong sense of what is right and wrong and who likes to play fair and square. He wants his AEW women wrestlers to be balanced and take their time making decisions as they often fear they will make the wrong one. Kenny love women wrestlers are good at setting their emotions aside to make use of their logical brain to see what happens in pro wrestling business. He know pro wrestling business is a shady and backstabbing business.

Kenny considered for AEW women wrestlers to be cold as they don’t like to show their emotions on backstage politics and business. He want AEW women wrestlers just want to stay true to their principles in pro wrestling.

Kenny Omega love honest and real genuine women wrestlers who are truly honest with themselves. If you are a women wrestlers or upcoming women wrestlers in pro wrestling. Please be true to yourself and honest with people. Kenny Omega respect and adores realest wrestlers.

10. How Kenny Omega will help AEW women division?

The Temperance indicates that Kenny Omega have found his inner calm and have a good perspective on things. It is a sign that the relationships with AEW women division are harmonious. Kenny must learned not to allow himself to be dragged into other AEW women wrestlers conflict or to let minor issues knock him off balance. Instead Kenny adapt to the situations with a clear mind and calm heart and keep his balance.

Kenny Omega is a Libra sign in the horoscopes. Libra represents peace and balanced within their environment. He need to have a fatherly/motherly side to him. AEW Women wrestlers are very vulnerable and emotional people who need understanding on their own career in AEW. Kenny Omega must be the peacemakers in the women locker room.

11. What is Kenny Omega plan for AEW women division in the year 2020?

The Ace of Cup indicated which AEW women division deep fulfilment and a sense of joy in their work. I see Kenny in a loving and supportive work environment where staff are happy and welcoming him. I see a lot of former wwe women wrestlers and former NXT women wrestlers are coming to AEW wrestling. Yes, Kenny Omega and Tony Khan are doing a lot of script work for the women wrestlers in AEW.

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The Guys and Gals

{For Mobile users}

Name: Kanisa Adhara

Age: 13 Sweeps

Height: 5'8"

Sign: Canis Major

Caste: Cobalt (falls between cerulean and indigo. Treated as cerulean)

Classpect: Sylph of Blood

Lusus: draft-horse sized, saber-toothed wolf lusus

Personality: Very reckless, No-nonsense attitude, speaks her mind whether trolls want her to or not, yet has a big heart and cares deeply. Bit of a bad temper, though.

Likes: Singing(when alone), drawing, hunting, chilling in the caverns.

Dislikes: Casteism, harm to her friends and loved ones, the ocean(deathly afraid), werebeasts.

Typing Quirk: Prefix is “~Cv~” to look like her sign, a very lax grammar, doesn’t use periods except when using ellipses, abbreviates certain words down to txt speak.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: Mallek (ask-the-information-specialist)

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Wyllow Pannim

Age: 10 sweeps

Height: 5'3"

Sign: Will o’ the wisp

Caste: Olive

Classpect: Heir of Space

Lusus: Doe with large antlers, and a snake-like back half.

Personality: Sweet/kind to a fault, puts others’ feelings before her own, is rather shy, doesn’t like crowds. Has trouble standing up for herself but will easily stand up and defend others.

Likes: Plants, gardening, botany, making tea, making anything with things she grows, the supernatural, the paranormal, the occult, horror movies, her quadmates.

Dislikes: Seeing her friends, quadrantmates, or ANYONE upset, being made fun of, normal things to dislike really.

Typing Quirk: Fairly perfect grammar and syntax, types in all lowercase, no punctuation except for ellipses, exclamation points, and question marks, replaces “A” with “@” to be like her sign. Uses ~ as the tail-end of sentences. Stutters a little unless she’s excited or comfortable.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: Galekh (askgalekhxigisi)

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Anaisa Agneau

Age: 10 sweeps

Height: 5'3"

Sign: Canittanius

Caste: Olive (Is actually lime)

Lusus: Female Dorset w/ four horns

Personality: Somewhat nervous around highbloods, acts like a total hardass to guard herself from her squishy, squishy heart, actually flusters pretty easily and hates it.

Likes: Knitting, interior decorating, gifts, singing, finding small quiet places to contemplate life, Just Gothic Things

Dislikes: Large crowds, people being overly nosy, CLOWNS, having her hair long, life in general

Typing Quirk: Prefix and suffix sentences with \ and / to represent knitting needles, doubles “A” to “AA”, all lowercase, fairly good syntax, uses punctuation.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Rivera Vulpis

Age: 9 sweeps

Height: 5'3"

Sign: Caprilo

Caste: Purple

Classpect: Witch of Heart

Lusus: A pony-sized fox/dolphix hybrid

Personality: Happy-go-lucky, hard to bring down, blissfully oblivious to certain things, loves to party, throw parties, have parties, is ecstatic to make friends, just an overall chill gal.

Likes: Faygo, juggling, acrobatics, meeting new people, teaching young clowns things she knows, going to clown church, seafox mom.

Dislikes: Not a whole lot. Except maybe being made fun of or no one showing up to her parties.

Typing Quirk: All lowercase except for proper nouns, very lax grammar and syntax, replaces “G” in every word ending in “ing” with a apostrophe. Prefix: ~=* and suffix: *=~ with sentences ending with an exclamation point or two question marks. Uses zalgo text in brief glimpses of “madness”.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Keyser Volans

Age: 11 Sweeps

Height: 6'2"

Sign: Volans

Caste: Violet

Lusus: A flying fish with feathered wings.(Deceased)

Personality: Fairly laid-back, friendlier than most seadwellers, isn’t super materialistic, very helpful, is just trying to live one day at a time, can get a sass-streak going if wound up enough.

Likes: To surf, play guitar(is fairly good), building sandcastles, piercings(Has 10 so far!), sitcoms, cooking, exploring further inland.

Dislikes: Drones, society, himself, his inherited wealth, his inherited power, everything that comes with being a violet.

Typing Quirk: Prefix: ~^^ and suffix: ^^~ to simulate waves, or positivity, Fairly good syntax/grammar, casual use of nautical/fish puns, uses punctuation.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: Vierya

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Vierya Aragan

Age: 12 sweeps

Height: 6'6"

Sign: Aquiun

Caste: Violet

Lusus: Large orca

Personality: Overly confident, Ego as big as the sun, isn’t as big of a basshole as he makes himself out to be. Is easier to become friends with seadwellers than landdwellers, is only snippy on first meeting, can be a bit of a diva and a thot.

Likes: Singing, working at the club, socializing surprisingly, getting into pitch shenanigans, dressing up, looking fabulous.

Dislikes: Swimming, surprisingly, being called a twink/bottom/sub, being put in an uncomfortable position, wrong accusations, gaudy fashion.

Typing Quirk: all lowercase, except for “M” “E” and “I” which are always uppercase, fairly alright grammar and syntax, uses punctuation, replaces “V” with “^” to match his sign.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: Keyser

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Aether Mertus

Age: 15 sweeps

Sign: Caprigo

Height: 7'3"

Caste: Purple

Lusus: ???

Personality: Highly charismatic, flirtatious but respects boundaries, seems friendly enough but something always seems a bit “off”.

Likes: Singing, running his club, socializing, absolutely nothing that involves mafia-work.

Dislikes: Very little.

Typing Quirk: all lowercase, except for “W” “U” “B” and “D” which are all uppercase, replaces “C” with “(”, really lax grammar/syntax, suffixes with various “8o)” emojies to go with what mood he’s trying to convey.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Darian Sincla

Age: 11 Sweeps

Sign: Sagisci

Caste: Indigo

Height: 7'0"

Classpect: ??? of Life

Lusus: Draft Horsedad

Personality: Rather laid back, not one to hide away his feelings, can be a tad blunt but otherwise means well.

Likes: Conspiracies, is somewhat of a true crime buff, bartending, almost anything theatre: dance, ballet, musicals, you name it. He also loves talent tv like Slam or Get Culled and Alternia’s Got Talent or Else.

Dislikes: Being shirtless in any sort of form, anyone finding out about his guilty pleasures.

Typing Quirk: Prefixes sentences with /| and suffixes with |\, Fairly good syntax, capitalizes “L”

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Vikora Desdin

Age: 10 Sweeps

Sign: Aquarist

Caste: Violet

Height: 6′8″

Classpect: ??? of Time

Lusus: N/A

Personality: Rather honeyed with his words, often choosing them carefully. Has a surprising calm, alluring aura around him.

Likes: Reading, artisan cooking(or the aspiration to), sleeping, singing, moonbathing.

Dislikes: <WIP>

Typing Quirk: Prefixes and suffixes sentences with “sSs”, elongates his “S"s (except the “S” in “Sh” words), replaces soft-sounding “C” with elongated “S"s, lowercases everything but nouns, otherwise fairly good syntax.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Seaell Haddock (See-ehl Hahd-dohk)

Age: 10 sweeps

Sign: Picorn

Caste: Fuschia

Height: 4'9"

Classpect: ??? of Rage

Lusus: One lone cuttlefish

Personality: Bubbly, Can be a bit snarky and sarcastic, Almost not afraid to speak her mind unless it winds up threatening her life, isn't super pushy.

Likes: Swimming, k-pop, tending to her underwater garden, keeping mostly to herself.

Dislikes: nosy people, asparagus, being made fun of for her height, being asked about her eye, sleeping.

Typing Quirk: Prefixes every sentence with an emoji, preferably “:)” fairly good syntax, tends to CAPITALIZE WHAT’S IMPORTANT and fish puns to her heart’s content.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Kaycie Lenett

Age: 9 Sweeps

Sign: Gemcen

Caste: Gold

Height: 5'8"

Classpect: ??? of Blood

Lusus: Large Firefly

Personality: Oftentimes cynical and contrary, will argue when it comes to certain topics but is otherwise chill overall. She just seems to radiate bitterness, though. Unless she’s in front of a mixboard and turntables. She also radiates heavy raver aesthetic.

Likes: Heavy beats, mixing her own music, bright neon colors(lights, glowsticks, etc.), ignoring her problems until’ they’re too big to ignore.

Dislikes: Seadwellers

Typing Quirk: Replaces: Soft “C” with “th”, “th” with “D” or “ff”, “S” with “th”, “H"s in “sh” and “ch” elongated to “hhh”, syntax is..i don’t even know. Structures every sentence like a tracklist. 

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Floret Emacie

Age: 10 Sweeps

Sign: Capricer

Caste: Purple

Height: 6'5” (Slouched), 6'8" (Upright)

Classpect: ??? of Blood

Lusus: Large Pitbull/bulldog lusus, named Mr. Nibblez

Personality: Pretty quiet, but always seems to have a dopey smile on his face(though with teeth like those, it always looks dopey), just content to be existing.

Likes: Being Aether’s bouncer, a good faygo, Exotic Meats™

Dislikes: Also seadwellers, super loud noises

Typing quirk: Replaces “th” with “d”, everything uppercase.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Adrian Vexxin

Age: 10 Sweeps

Sign: Capries

Caste: Purple

Height: 7′3″

Classpect: ??? of Time

Lusus: sealeopard

Personality: A troll of few words and somewhat keeps to himself, mostly. Has a deep devotion to his quadrants, as observed by his interaction with his moirail, Bawxie. Loves to tinker and is constantly working on SOMETHING weapon-esque.

Likes: His moirail, creating new and inventive weapons, The old ways of the Mirthful Messiahs.

Dislikes: The new ways of the Mirthful Messiahs, sometimes lowbloods, heretics, non-believers.

Typing Quirk: Prefix and suffix with “…” RARELY uses full-on sentences and everything is lowercase

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: Bawxie Calgir

Auspistice: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

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Name: Bawxie Calgir

Age: 9 sweeps

Sign: Capripia

Caste: Purple

Height: 5′8″

Classpect: ??? of Light

Lusus: hippocampus

Personality: Her personality is what most would consider “strong”. She’s loud, bubbly, excitable, and damn-near hyper. To her, there is no cringe culture. She embraces Bold and Random and LOVES troll Invader Zim.

Likes: Troll Invader Zim, her moirail, kandi bracelets, anything sparkly, the Mirthful Messiahs.

Dislikes: When Adrian gets too murderous, being bored, show-ruiners.

Typing Quirk: The language of Scenecore: Plenty useage of emoticons, replaces “s” with “z” on words that end in “s”, throws proper spelling “2 dah WYNDZ! XD” and uses almost no punctuation.

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: Adrian Vexxin

Auspistice: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

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Name: Nyxxia Velour

Age: 20 Sweeps

Sign: Viries

Caste: Jade (Physical mutant”

Height: 6′7″ head to tail

Classpect: ??? of Time

Lusus: None

Personality: In spite of her appearance, she’s rather gentle and warm with those who don’t pose a threat to her or her brood. As the actual leader of the caverns, Nyxxia seems to hold a powerful aura about her, coordinating her caverns with precision and help from her confidant, Alarra.

Likes: Poetry, cinema, her brood, cooking, reading

Dislikes: Being dead

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

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Name: Alarra Vernon

Age: 10 sweeps

Sign: Viricorn

Caste: Jade

Height: 6′0″

Classpect: ??? of Rage

Lusus: None

Personality: As the cavern’s de facto leader, Alarra holds herself to high regard. She’s fairly confident and also fairly skilled at bullshitting her way through a lie. Ask any jade in the cavern, though, and they’ll tell you that she’s almost protective to a fault. Any troll not familiar to her are immediately placed under a scrutinizing gaze, wary and ready to kick ass at a moment’s notice.

Likes: <WIP>

Dislikes: <WIP>

Matesprit: N/A

Moirail: N/A

Kismesis: N/A

Auspistice: N/A

[elsecrytt]

ohhHHH MY!!! GOOOD!!! THIS! FIC!! HHHHHHHHHHH!

so being chained on a collar and leash,,, hot. but being chained. TO HIS DESK,,, in his office where he fucks people in front of you to taunt you. just. AUGH. hnggggghh absolutely BRILLIANT,,, perfect way to showcase the reader's position,,, how lucifer treats you,, the seeds of shame, of indignation,,

some of the analysis the reader does here is really interesting too. like ofc a bunch of it is unwilling because you're literally RIGHT THERE being forced to watch these situations play out. but also... yes lucifer is obsessed with you and you hate him but it's an intimate hatred. you know him so well.... hhh

and anyways the sacrificial incubus (lol) as it were,,, augh. yes. he serves his role perfectly. what a good disposable plot point character <3

"He’s the smartest of all the Avatars, y’know – and the most blood-thirsty." SFDKLJGHSDKGH THIS GUY IS PURE GOLD,,, spitting the BEST lines,,, you are just sitting there, knowing this dude is fucking dead, and he's foreshadowing it toOOOOOOO DKFJGHLSDHG OMGGG

i REALLY love this part too:

If he did, he would realize what it meant that Lucifer was willing to do this to you, of all people. He would realize that Lucifer wasn’t going to be any kinder to him.

like damn we love. reader is extremely insightful and intelligent? honestly in general the reason daydream's works are so enjoyable to read is that the reader's not like... oblivious or naïve. they're aware and they're terrified of it. understanding (or understanding that you don't understand) a fucked up situation adds such an amazing level of tension to a work.

the fact that lucifer doesn't bring any of these worthless other demons to his bedroom,,,, only YOU, who is 100% unwilling,,, oh it's so hot so romantic so evergreen and the fact that the reader can't stop thinking abt it,,, hhHHhhhh the PERFECT brand of fucked up

god tho. FUCKING!! HHHHHHH!!! lucifer brings his fuck buddies down to torture and kill and comes back all touchy and affectionate and horny! OH MY GOD IT'S SO HOT!! HHHHHHH!!!!

But, for that to be true, he would’ve had to think that you had a relationship at all, that you were anything more than captor and captive. You didn’t want to think about that. You didn’t want it to be true, because it wasn’t. Because it couldn’t be. Because it wasn’t.

like hhhh... it's denial, but it's understandable denial, and it's kinda true but it's also kinda not. it's going deeper than that. lucifer isn't stopping there and it doesn't matter what you think, bc he is absolutely getting INTO YOUR HEAD,,, hHHHhh

and the way this conflict with the demon plays out is perfect. you becoming self-conscious, suddenly aware of how you look,,, that pride/shame coming back full force, and suddenly being pressed by this guy, being cowed because that's all you can be in your position

getting pulled around by your collar and spoken down to,,, "Instantly, your attention shot to the doorway, half-expecting to already see Lucifer standing on the other side" YOU HATE LUCIFER BUT. YOU EXPECT HIM. YOU'RE ANTICIPATING HIM, RELYING ON HIM. YOU FEEL LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND HIM SO WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO. HHHNNNNNNNNNNNN.

and the "weren’t supposed to touch you" thing??? sounds like,,, almost demanding/commanding,,, i mean ofc it's just basic dignity but in your position, it's kinda a privilege - these demons may be stronger than you but they do not get to touch.

this might not be the intention but "Lucifer wasn’t supposed to take this long"? more,,, seeds of reader's pride,, you might be stripped of a lot of your human dignity but this doesn't fly! you feel entitled to not being touched like this, lucifer's taught you that you don't have to worry about this ever happening to you

hhh and then just,,, lashing out with that paperweight without even thinking,,, the immediate panic. and then lucifer comes in like "Oh?" so nonchalant and casual hnnNNNGGGN THAT'S HIM THAT'S OUR ARROGANT DEMON BASTARD

lucifer being amused,,, sauntering over and observing your (first) kill-to-be,,, hhhhhhhHHHh "take responsibility",,,

also just “You do it. That’s the part you get off on, right?” hehehe top tier. lucifer doesnt reply bc he has no good response. u got him there.

lucifer. gleefully. peer pressuring you while you're still in that surge of adrenaline and fear leftover from thinking he'd kill you for this. the "You can do it, can’t you?" taunt,,, just!!! HHHHH!!!

and then stabbing THIS LOSER DEMON!!! OVER AND OVER! OF YOUR OWN VOLITION! IT'S HARD BUT YOU MAKE DAMN SURE THE DEED IS DOOOOONNEEEE HHHHHH HOT HOT HOT

feeling nothing but relief that he's not there anymore to bother you,,, hhHHHH THAT IS IT THAT IS THE CORRUPTION KINK I LIVE AND DIE BYYYYYY hnnnnnngh the momENT!

and then,,, lucifer is so proud of you,,, he's so good and gentle with you after,,,, taking the collar off and how he just. moves you around. that part is excellent with the weird out-of-body almost experience the reader is getting, playing passive, pretty much in shock

LUCIFER?? dropping to his knees??? to shamelessly give you the good oral?? and you're obviously in shock, trying to justify it to yourself that lucifer would have done it, and lucifer's just like mmm-hmm of course darling, time to cum and iT'S A MINDFUCK AND AN ACTUAL FUCK!!! SO!!! HOOOOOOT AAAAAAAAAA

"your hands shot to his head, red soon spread across black as your fingers caught in his hair" BURYING YOUR BLOODY FINGERS IN LUCIFER'S HAIR LITERALLY THE HOTTEST THING OH MY GOOOOOD

the sudden fear of being used and thrown away is also... delicious. but then he kisses you and - "He loved you too much to ever kill you." and the more cynical conclusion like skhdlfghsdg hehehe.

hhhhHHHHH HE'S!! PROUD OF YOUUUU! he carries you in his arms and rubs your back and lays you on his bed while he makes love to you like he didn't just force you to kill a demon

like he hasn't stolen so much of your dignity away that you couldn't feel anything but relieved to be rid of this demon who threatened you,,,, hhhhHHhhhh,,

iT'S HOT IT'S A MINDFUCK IT'S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTEEEED!!! I LOOOOOOVE IIIIT!! You did!! An absolutely astonishing job!!! Thank you so much for your work <3

Title: Vainglorious.

Commissioned by the very lovely, very passionate @elsecrytt.

Pairing: Yandere!Lucifer x F. Reader (Obey Me).

Word Count: 4.0k.

TW: Dub/Con, Oral Sex, Violence, Blood, Slight Dehumanization, and Manipulation.

You might’ve hated this part the most.

It was probably the silence, rough and deafening after hours of trying to block out the grating rasp of Lucifer’s voice and the hollow, pounding beat of skin against skin and bodies against wood, or stone, or whatever else suited his tastes, that night. That time, you could pass with your hands clamped over your ears and your face buried in your knees, but your arms had gone numb half an hour ago, and you couldn’t imagine spending another minute with your eyes clenched shut, spending another minute so vulnerable to Lucifer. And, obviously, to his ‘guests’, even if you knew he would never let anyone get that close.

You were starting to get sore, too. Your back ached where it pressed into accented wood, and because Lucifer refused to give you anything more substantial than lace and clipped silk to wear, your skin felt frozen where it made contact with the marble floor of his office. It might’ve been better if you embraced it, if you just laid down and curled into yourself, but the chain keeping you bound to the panel of his desk – attached to the leather choker he’d forced onto your neck and sealed with enchantments you’d never even heard of, before – was too short for anything like that, anything so merciful. Even if it hadn’t been, you still probably would’ve kept yourself upright. You already had so little dignity, like this, dolled up and collared. You didn’t want to sacrifice any of the scraps you had left.

“Aye, human. Do you actually do anything, or does he just keep you around to take up space?”

Oh, right. You must’ve forgotten.

The part you hated most wasn’t the noise or the silence – but what came after Lucifer’s guests got tired of both.

It was a man, this time – an incubus, judging by the horns spiraling up from his scalp and the little, black wings jutting out of his waist and shoulder blades. You hadn’t caught his name, but you would’ve been surprised if Lucifer ever used it, if he'd ever asked for it. For as often as he brought other demons home, as often as you were forced to watch him take advantage of some stranger more willing and more wanting than you would ever be, you couldn't tell if he'd ever actually enjoyed their company at all. You knew his routine, by now, what he liked and what he didn’t, what he would do and what he wouldn’t. He never brought the same person home twice, and he never let them touch you, even if he would always find some reason to leave the two of you alone for far, far longer than he absolutely had to.

This one, he seemed more eager to expose you to than most. Usually, he took his time, muttered through small talk and empty promises before he made an excuse to leave, but tonight, he was gone as soon as he’d raked a hand through his hair, kissed the corner of his partner’s mouth, and spat out something about another bottle of demonus. The demon didn’t seem to mind. Of course not – he didn’t know any better. Most of the Devildom saw Lucifer as something cold, something distant, too high above everything else to ever think to glance downward. You couldn’t say they were wrong, either. He certainly acted like he was, at least.

A click of his tongue, the tap of pointed nails against the arm of a chair. He was sitting in a lounge chair, his feet propped up on the low table, less than arm’s length away from where he’d been bent over beside the smoldering fireplace. Unlike Lucifer, he’d made no attempt to put his clothes own back on in any capacity, content with the black button-up Lucifer had unintentionally left behind. Which was, of course, a relief to you. If he kept it, that’d be one less thing Lucifer could force onto you, one less twisted show of domestic affection your captor could demand you tolerate.

You realized that you’d been staring at him a moment too late, a moment after he glanced towards you and his neutral frown broke into a wide, fang-filled grin. You looked away, but it was too late. You tried not to engage with his demons, not to acknowledge them at all, but apparently, that wasn’t going to be enough, right now.

“So, what’s your deal? Pact gone wrong? Sell your soul without realizing he wouldn’t wait until your little mortal life ended to collect?” There was a short pause, a pitchy laugh. “That’d be just like Lucifer. He’s the smartest of all the Avatars, y’know – and the most blood-thirsty. A couple centuries ago, you wouldn’t even be this lucky. You would’ve been torn apart before you had a chance to realize you weren’t in your own realm, anymore.”

You pursed your lips, pulling your knees up to your chest and shrinking into yourself. If that did anything to deter him, it didn’t shut him up. He went on, enthusiastic despite your silence. “I’m surprised he didn’t chain you up outside, honestly, considering how filthy humans can be. Are you always on a leash, or is it just to make sure you’re on your best behavior around guests?” Another laugh, giddier than the last. Now, you were sure that he didn’t know Lucifer, not really, not any more than the other admirers he left you with. If he did, he would realize what it meant that Lucifer was willing to do this to you, of all people. He would realize that Lucifer wasn't going to be any kinder to him. He wouldn't be so excited about what came next. “Have you seen his bedroom? Oh, I bet you haven’t. That’s where he’s taking me, after this.” He really, really wouldn’t be so excited. “I think he likes me.”

He wasn’t going back to Lucifer’s bedroom. You knew his routine, by now, you knew what he liked, and you knew that none of his demons had ever made it any farther than this, any farther than the office. When Lucifer came back, there’d be a little more demonus, a little more idle conversation, and then, by force or by persuasion, Lucifer would take him down the dungeons, and do… something. You weren’t entirely sure. You’d never seen him hurt anyone (aside from yourself), but he always came back with blood on his clothes, blood on his hands, and he always wanted to touch you, whether he was content to hold you on his lap and grope at your waist or craving something less wholesome, a little more carnal. No one ever made it to his bedroom.

No one but you, unfortunately.

A small, self-loathing part of you wanted to pry deeper into that, to find out why he brought them back to his office and not somewhere so much more comfortable, so much less sterile. On your worst days, you let yourself wonder, let yourself think that he might think there’s something more to your relationship than your hatred and his obsession, and that bringing someone back to a place that was supposed to be so intimate, that was supposed to belong to you and him, would be a violation of that – if only by his own distorted logic. But, for that to be true, he would’ve had to think that you had a relationship at all, that you were anything more than captor and captive. You didn’t want to think about that. You didn’t want it to be true, because it wasn’t. Because it couldn’t be. Because it wasn’t.

You weren’t trying to save him. You weren’t even trying to help him, not really, not any more than it’d help you to see Lucifer put out by the sudden disappearance of his next quarry. You just wanted him gone. You didn't want to do this, anymore. “You should leave.”

He turned towards you, sharply. His grin wavered, but more out of shock than any kind of distress. It was back in a moment, brighter than ever and spread as far as you could possibly expect it to be. “And why is that, human?”

“It’s—” Because Lucifer didn’t care about him. Because Lucifer was done with him. Because, in a few minutes, Lucifer would come back and he would be out for blood. You knew that. You knew what would happen, and yet, the air caught in your throat and you faltered, unsure how to explain that he was going to die if he didn’t get out as soon as possible. Unsure how to explain that you really didn’t care whether he lived or died, you just wanted this to end. “You need to go. He’ll hurt you.” And then, after a short pause, when you realized how childish that sounded, “He’ll kill you.”

That earned a sound of acknowledgment, a glance out of the corner of his eye. He pushed himself to his feet, stretching with a slight groan. “And, of course, I should believe you because you clearly have no reason to spread rumors about poor, dear Lucifer.”

You were suddenly very aware of the soreness in your thighs, the weight of the chain where it hung from your neck. Of how it looked, for a human to try to warn a demon away from one of their own kind.

You opened your mouth, ready to insist that you were telling the truth, that he was in real, legitimate danger, but before you had a chance to, he turned towards you, his grin suddenly gone and his stare focused into something eerily precise. You’d known that he was an incubus before, but if there’d been any question in your mind, it would’ve been answered the second his eyes met yours, the second all that intensity was directed at you. It reminded you of Asmodeus, of the attention he controlled, the way he could make anyone feel that much smaller just by acting like they should. It wasn’t on the same level, of course – lust incarnate would always be a greater force than someone only capable of crafting an uncanny imitation – but you still found yourself looking away, pressing your back into the side of Lucifer’s desk as he approached, if only to hope he’d leave that much space between the two of you. Predictably, it did nothing to help. He came to a stop at your feet, where he could stare down on you properly. You dropped your eyes to your lap, doing your best to pretend it didn’t bother you. Again, predictably, it did nothing to help.

“You know what I think?” He spoke slowly, deliberately. If you hadn’t spent so much time at Lucifer’s mercy, it might’ve been enough to intimidate you. “I think,” He paused, bringing his hands up to rest on his hips. “that you’re jealous.”

You couldn’t help the way you winced, flinching back into yourself – more out of revulsion than offense. You weren’t. You couldn’t be. No one would ever be jealous of the things Lucifer did to the demons who stumbled across his path. “Why would I—”

“Daddy brought home a new toy, and now you’re mad he wants to play with someone else.” He leaned down, bending at the waist. You held your breath as he reached towards you, but his fingers only skirted around the corner of your cheek, then down to your shoulder, where he caught your chain and jerked you upward. Half-choking, you rushed to push yourself to your feet, but you weren’t fast enough to keep the upper edge of your collar from biting into the bottom of your chin, to stave off the jolt of bruising pain and the feeling of your teeth slamming into each other, nearly catching your tongue in the collision. Instantly, your attention shot to the doorway, half-expecting to already see Lucifer standing on the other side. This wasn’t supposed to be happening. They weren’t supposed to touch you. “Did you think you were special to him? That he saw you as anything but a little, mortal pet?”

They weren’t supposed to touch you. He wasn’t supposed to be touching you. The last time a demon had gotten this close, had shown you any kind of aggression at all, Lucifer had appeared by your side in the blink of an eye, torn off her hand off of you then torn her hand off of her then dragged her down into that deep, hellish dungeon of his before you could so much as cry out. He wasn’t supposed to be doing this. He wasn’t supposed to get this close.

And Lucifer wasn’t supposed to take this long to get him away.

“Oh, now you decide to shut up.” You stiffened, snapping your eyes back to him, but there was only a growl in response, a sudden pressure on your jaw. His pointed nails dug into your skin, nearly drawing blood, and you glared in response, as frustrated as you were afraid. The panic was numbing, more of a sedative than an accelerant. You wanted him to get away from you. You wanted Lucifer to come back and get him away from you. “Answer, human. Why do you think you’d be worth anything to Lucifer?”

You tried to brace yourself on the corner of the desk, but he shoved you back, and your hands fell to the desktop, to the piles of cluttered paperwork and pens and trinkets Lucifer never bothered to sort. You grazed past something square, something solid – a paperweight, heavy and metallic. Reflexively, you pulled away from it, afraid he’d notice a possible weapon if you lingered on it for any longer than half a second. “I don’t—”

“I bet he’s planning to eat you up, one of these days.” He wasn’t even listening to you. He hadn’t been, not since he realized it’d be more entertaining to hear himself ramble. His hand slipped from your jaw to your throat, and with an agonizing kind of slowness, he tightened his hold into something just nearly suffocating. Honestly, it would’ve been less insulting if he’d just choked you out, left you coughing and sputtering and on the brink of consciousness. It would've been less irritating if he just got it over with and left you alone. “I bet he wouldn’t mind if I took the first bite.”

His nails cut into your jugular, breaking the skin. You took a deep breath, then another, then shut your eyes.

When you opened them again, he was on the floor and you were on your knees. The paperweight was in your hand, cracked down the middle and split in two, and the side of his head was covered in blood.

Now, now, the adrenaline hit, jagged and painful and burning. Your vision blurred, your chest hurt, and all of it only seemed to get worse as he took a raspy, gasping breath – because a shallow head wound would never be enough to kill any demon, Lucifer or otherwise. Instantly, you dropped the broken paperweight, attempting to cover your mouth with your hands before you felt something wet and hot smear across your skin. Your breath caught in your throat, your vision blurred around the edges, and you thought, for a second, that you might pass out, that you were done, that Lucifer was going to come back and see what you’d done and kill—

“Oh?”

He was going to kill you.

And he was going to do it slowly, too, judging by the vague amusement in his tone, how long he took to make his way from the doorway to his desk, to the spot where you’d stuck the demon out. You scrambled to your feet, doing what you could to wipe the blood off of your hands, off of your face, but he wasn’t even looking at you – focusing instead on the body, on the fact that he was still breathing, even if it was weak, even if he was unconscious. Lucifer would be mad. Lucifer would be furious. “I didn’t mean to—”

“To kill him?” Lucifer asked, nonchalantly. “Because you haven’t, yet, he's still very much alive. You still have to take responsibility – finish what you started and all that.”

“I wouldn’t—” You cut yourself off with a sharp inhale, digging your nails into your palms. “You do it. That’s the part you get off on, right?”

He clicked his tongue, showing no signs that he’d heard you. That he was listening. “I’d suggest using something sharp. Bludgeoning is effective enough, but it’ll end sooner if you puncture a vital airway. Or an organ, whichever you prefer.” He glanced towards you, out of the corner of his eye. “You can do it, can’t you? Or, would you rather let him wake up and see if he still wants to... What was it?” He paused, and you could practically hear his delight. "Take a bite out of you?"

You opened your mouth, then closed it again, letting out an agitated groan.

Silently, you turned back towards his desk, picking up the first thing you saw – a letter opener, filed to a point and fashioned with a thick, decorative grip. You held it tightly, with enough strain to leave your knuckles white and your fingers aching. You got on your knees, at the demon’s side, but it still took so much more force than you were expecting, so much more concentration and so much more strength just to bring the make-shift blade down on his chest, then do it again, and again, and again until your blood-soaked hands lost their grip on the handle and you were sure you'd done as much damage as you were able to. Even then, you didn’t immediately pull away, your mind too focused on the torn skin of his diaphragm, the way flesh turned to viscera between gaping wounds. On the fact that you had done that, not Lucifer. That this was your fault, your violence.

That, despite the bile slowly rising in your throat, you couldn’t really bring yourself to feel anything but relief that you were finally, finally alone.

Or, as alone as you'd ever be, anyway.

There was a hum of approval in the background, a hand on your shoulder, then your neck, his touch accompanied by the utterance of a word you didn’t recognize and a sudden lightness against your throat. Your collar fell from your neck, and you felt Lucifer’s arm wrap around your waist, dragging you upwards and off of the floor entirely. A second later, you were placed on the edge of his desk, Lucifer already positioning himself between your legs. You were aware, distantly, that you weren’t restrained, that you could try to run, but your limbs burnt with a painful kind of static and, as badly as you wanted to, you could barely even think about moving. There was blood on your hands, and bruises on your jaw, and you couldn’t seem to focus on anything else.

You half expected him to bare his teeth, to dig his fangs into your neck and tear, but somehow, it was more off-settling to watch him drop to his knees, instead, to feel his hands on your waist, his gloved fingers slip under the waistband of the thin, silk panties he’d forced onto you only hours ago. The flimsy material was disposed of quickly, thoughtlessly, and with no trace of shame or hesitation, he kissed the inside of his thigh, sucking lightly at the exposed flesh before losing interest, drifting upward, lapping over the length of your slit. You jerked forward, but more out of instinct than any genuinely will to show your disgust. You were still at a distance, too far away to care how he touched you. Too far away to care about much of anything at all.

You might’ve been trying to distract yourself. That, or you wanted to keep your breath from hitching, make sure nothing more than a low whimper was able to escape. Either way, your voice was unsteady, but you spoke loudly enough to cover up the little lapses between your words.  Or, you hoped you did, at least. “You would’ve done it.” Rushed, hasty. You curled your hands around the corner of the tabletop, willing yourself not to feel the way his tongue traced patterns into your entrance. “You would’ve killed him, even I didn't. You always kill them.”

A breath of a chuckle, a hum that left you gritting your teeth and pushing your shoulders for it. He pulled away, but only a fraction of an inch, only far enough to make the mocking-intent lacing his tone audible. “But I didn’t hurt anyone this time, did I?”

You opened your mouth, but all you were able to spit out was a ragged moan as he found his way to your clit, sealing his lips around the bundle of nerves with a punishing kind of pressure. Against your better judgment, against your own volition, you bucked into his mouth, squirming and thrashing underneath him until you felt his hands on your hips, holding you down, making it just a little easier for him to fuck his tongue into you, to edge you that much closer to something you didn’t want, something you’d never want. You didn’t want any of this. You’d never wanted to kill someone, before. You’d never wanted to kill someone.

And yet, here you were, Lucifer’s head between your thighs and a fresh corpse less than an arm’s length away.

He pulled you closer, delved deeper, and you couldn’t try to block him out, anymore, couldn’t do anything but brace yourself and look for something, anything to ground you. Before you could think better of it, your hands shot to his head, red soon spread across black as your fingers caught in his hair. You made a half-hearted effort to pull him away, but it was already too late – your vision burnt white around the edges and, like all the demons he’d fucked in front of you, all the demons he’s killed for the sake of your torment, you came on his tongue, coming undone before you could even attempt to hold yourself together.

Immediately, he let go of you, allowing just enough space between your body and his to stand to his full height, and just as instantaneously, you were hit by a sudden, red-hot shock of fear, a sudden reminder of what happened to everyone else who'd occupied the spot you were currently in. Visions of dirty stone walls flashed through your mind, accompanied by the nagging awareness that Lucifer clearly only liked to play with his prey for so long, but it was a short-lived paranoia. After only a fraction of a second of stillness, he closed the distance between you yet again, his lips crashing into yours with a kind of carelessness you couldn’t remember ever seeing from him before, smothering your fear (or hope) as quickly as it’d been kindled.

Of course. He loved you too much to ever kill you.

That, or he didn’t see the use in discarding a pet who’d only just started following his commands.

Either way, you felt his hands hook under your thighs, your chest pressing into his has he carried you off of his desk, then out of his office entirely. You didn’t have to ask where he was taking you. You knew him so well, and you knew where he was going – to his bedroom, to the dark, awful place none of his victims would ever get to see, aside from you.

You didn’t bother trying to resist, just shutting your eyes and burying your face in the crook of his neck. You felt his hand on the small of back, rubbing slow circles into the base of your spine, but there was no comfort behind the gesture. There was nothing, really, save for the chill of the air against your exposed flesh and the feeling of blood drying on your skin.

“You did well.” The softness of his voice caught you off-guard. His hand rose to the back of your neck, holding you in place as he kissed the top of your head. “You’re coming along so beautifully, darling. I couldn’t be more proud.”

You might’ve nodded. You might’ve said something, that you hated him, that you never wanted him to touch you again, but you couldn’t be sure, couldn’t hear the sound of your own voice or feel anything aside from your back against his mattress, his body hovering over yours, his cock thrusting into you with a gentleness that made you want to scream. You couldn’t make any noise. You couldn’t do anything.

You could only bite your tongue, clench your eyes shut, and hope he gave you something a little easier to use than a letter opener, next time.

[seizenber]

Let's Talk About Love [CHAPTER 3]

AKAMOMO. HYUURIKO. KAGALEX. HARAKI.

Chapter 3: LIE . . . It was 3 o'clock in the morning. But, Seijuurou couldn’t sleep at all after the dinner. He had been changing his position, trying to sleep in comfort position but in the end he failed.

He stared at the top of his bedroom. It was dark actually, but he was thinking something as he looked at the ceiling of his room before finally he turned away his gaze to look at his sleeping beauty.

Satsuki slept peacefully. Seijuurou really loved the way she closed her beautiful eyes and slept so deep like now. But, all of sudden, the conversation of their dinner just crossed his mind when his eyes caught his wife with no wedding ring.

Seijuurou sighed, he tried his best to forget about the conversation with his friends. He seemed to find it funny. How impossible it was! His wife would never do something like that. It was very insulting!

Come on! He believed his wife no matter what happened. Besides, he knew her so well. Momoi Satsuki or now Akashi Satsuki was a honest person and such a perfect wife. She was very loyal. And Seijuurou knew that she was never even trying to have an affair with another men.

What are you thinking right now, Seijuurou? You know that you’re just paranoid, he tried to calm himself.

Somehow Seijuurou woke up from his position and looked at Satsuki’s face again. He never had expected that Shintarou’s words could be making him like a crazy husband. What would Satsuki say to him if she found out that her husband was suspicious of herself just because she didn’t wear her wedding ring?

Once more, Seijuurou took a deep breath. Although he tried to throw away his negative mind, he had no idea why Shintarou’s words still danced in his head. If it would be like this, should he ask his wife about her reason to take off her ring? Yes, that might be making him satisfied because he would find out the answer. But, she would think about how childish her husband was.

“Ah ... I should never think about it.”

Seijuurou left his bed and walked away from his room. He didn’t know what he should do right now. He went to his pantry and got himself a glass of water. He drank it meanwhile he was still thinking about what if his wife was really cheating on him?

He was chuckling bitterly because of his own mind. After put the glass on the table, Seijuurou decided to come back into his bedroom before suddenly he got a bad idea. He didn’t know what was the consequence if he did it, but he would never know if he never tried, right?

And then, that men walked into his bedroom again. Of course he would not sleep right now because he had something to do. He called it as a secret mission of himself. When he entered his room, Seijuurou grabbed Satsuki’s phone.

He almost smirked as he thought about how genius he was. Carefully, Seijuurou tried to take a look of her phone. How fortunate he was because Satsuki didn’t set a password of her phone. Well, actually Seijuurou could make a conclusion with the fact that Satsuki didn’t use a password. If she was really cheating, he was really sure that she would set a password for her phone.

Seijuurou looked at his wife once again, a little bit feeling unsure. But, he was still curious, so he opened her inbox and her call history. Unfortunately, he found nothing suspicious there.

“Did she delete it?” he asked himself. He looked at her again. Seriously, he was uncomfortable doing this to his wife. But, he also thought that he did nothing wrong. Moreover, he was her husband so he still had a right as a husband to do it.

Knowing that she had nothing to be claimed as a cheater, Seijuurou decided to put her phone again on the buffet. Even though, he still wanted to dig anything that could be a fact that there was a chance about her wife was cheating on him. Because of that, when Seijuurou accidentally turned his eyes on her laptop, he knew that he could find something inside it.

After deciding to bring her laptop into his workroom on the first floor of their house, Seijuurou switched on Satsuki’s laptop. Somehow he really hated to waiting now. Then, he opened her documents, pictures, or anything. But, Seijuurou didn’t find another men’s picture there or even a picture of Satsuki with a stranger guy.

“Hhh ... she’s definitely innocent.”

He could feel a warmth inside him when he knew that she would never cheat on him.

But then, he opened her email. He read one by one until he found something strange from her chat’s history. Suddenly, Seijuurou’s hands were extremely cold as he found ‘Nijimura Shuuzou’ name.

He gulped and had no idea about to read their conversation or not. However, he read it in the end. Seijuurou had been thinking if Satsuki was really cheating on him, whom was she cheating with? Was she cheating with someone that Seijuurou didn’t know or it might be someone who he really knew?

It was so funny that he was betting that she would cheat on him with stranger because he wasn’t sure if one of his friends or even her friends would like to dating her when they all knew that she was married. But now, she was cheating on him with her ex boyfriend.

Actually, Seijuurou didn’t really knew Shuuzou so well. All he knew that Shuuzou was their senior in their college times and when he just met his wife that time she was already dating with Shuuzou. And from what Daiki said to him, their relationship wasn’t going well because Shuuzou moved to LA, USA.

Seijuurou giggled bitterly when he read their conversation one by one. He massage his head. She lied to him all this time. She said that she would never contact her ex boyfriend when they started dating. Suddenly, Seijuurou felt about how dumb he was. His wife lied to him for years and he just found out her lies after they married?

He read again their conversation.

Nijimura S. : “What about this Sunday? It’s holiday, so I think we are free enough to meet.”

A. Satsuki : “I don’t mind it at all, senpai. We can talk about everything for long times.”

Nijimura S. : “That’s good. If so, this Sunday, at 11 a.m. in Boulevard Hills Restaurant. And, please don’t call me with that nickname, Satsuki. You may call me Shuuzou-kun or Shuuzou-niisan. :)”

A. Satsuki : “Okay then. Well, if you want it, then I call you Shuuzou-kun :)”

Seijuurou could feel his anger reached his limit. He was like almost exploding because those conversations. What the hell was that? They said they were going to meet? This Sunday? 11 a.m.? Boulevard--what was that?

His clench was good enough to punch someone’s face right now. He couldn’t believe that his wife was cheating on him with her ex boyfriend. Seijuurou wouldn’t hear anyone else who tried to calm himself by trying to defend her. Well, if she wasn’t cheating with Shuuzou, so why she never mentioned about their conversation to her husband or even asked his permission for meeting Shuuzou?!

He sighed deeply, trying to be calm. He wouldn’t show her that he had read their chat. He should be normal like usual.

His eyes were reading their chats again and they looked at every sentence sharply like he was going to kill all of them with those scary eyes. Suddenly, Seijuurou turned his head to the second floor, exactly to his bed room where his wife was sleeping right now.

I can’t believe that you’re cheating on me, Satsuki, he said and then he felt the pain was entering himself, If you decide to play a game with me, well I give what you want. I will give you a nice game. Or you can call it a revenge. And I’ll make sure that you’ll be the one who lose this game.

After that, he shutdown the laptop.

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“So, is there a good news?”

Junpei sighed. Unsure about his wife’s question, but then he shrugged as he didn’t care about his problem so much. He couldn’t tell if Riko was feeling disappointed to him or not because the only thing she did was smiling to him. And he had no idea if she was really smiling or not.

“It’s okay, Junpei-kun,” she said before she drank her lemon tea, “Looking for a job isn’t easy, I know it. But, believe me, when you get one, I’m sure that it’ll be a great job.”

He looked at her deeply. Actually he didn’t know what to say to her. Probably it because he didn’t understand about how could she feel like there was no problem when he was the one who felt it? Ah yeah, of course. She got a job since long times meanwhile Junpei was still looking for it.

But, Junpei really knew that his wife was only trying to cheer him up. He knew that he was so lucky to have a nice wife like Riko.

“Thank you for your support. Of course, I’ll get a great job although I don’t know when will it happen.”

He sipped his dark coffee.

“Anyway, I want to ask something,” suddenly Junpei took out a piece of paper from his pocket, “I got this from today’s newspaper. This company was searching for an employee. So far, the requirements suit with my background, right? But, the problem is I don’t know where is this place.”

Riko looked at it as she tried to find an answer.

“Hmm, I’ve heard about this company before. Some people said that it’s a good company. But ... ,” she paused, “I don’t know this location. I think you must ask someone else.”

“Okay then,” he looked at her before giving her a flash forehead kiss, “I have to go now, dear.”

She blushed. “Ugh, Junpei! Never do it again in front of people.”

He laughed. “Who cares? You’re my wife. Well, I go now.”

She waved at him. He walked away from the restaurant. All of sudden, Junpei was nudging someone’s shoulder when he was going to go to bus stop. He was startled and then bowing while saying sorry to a red hair men.

“I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay,” he said hurriedly. Then, Junpei remembered something.

“Ah, sir, if I can ask something,” his voice was making the person looked at him, “Can you tell me where’s this place? I’m searching for this company.”

“Oh, it’s not far away from here. It’s near Star Hotel.”

“Star Hotel? Okay, I get it. Thank you so much, sir.”

He just nodded to Junpei before went away and entering Boulevard Hills Restaurant. Junpei thought probably he was going to meet someone and unfortunately he was late to meet that person.

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So here he was. Sitting alone in his car while waiting his wife to go from their house. It was the day that his wife would meet her secret lover. Ugh, even Seijuurou felt disgusting by thinking about their affair.

He looked at his watch, it was 10.45 a.m.

“Where is she? She should go to that place now, right?” he asked himself meanwhile his eyes were always looking at the rear-view mirror.

He lied to Satsuki about he was going to meet Shintarou to play chess together at his house. She believed him immediately of course. Funnily, she said that she would meet her client outside. But, he bet that she didn’t know about he was waiting for her action by parking his car not far away from their house.

Talking about her affair with Shuuzou, Seijuurou had been thinking about discussing this topic to his friends. Especially to Shintarou as he remembered that he really knew about cheating, women, etc. Ironically, Shintarou wasn’t married to anyone yet. When he was asked about it, Shintarou always said that he was still looking for someone that suit himself.

Suddenly, when he was daydreaming, Seijuurou saw his wife came out from their house. She was saying something to their daughter and also the babysitter before she took a cab and went away from their house. As she was gone, Seijuurou tried to following her without getting caught by her.

“I can’t believe that you’re really going to meet him now, Satsuki. How dare you. Even you make up so well today. Do you use a new bra just for meeting him?”

Seijuurou didn’t know what he was talking about right now. Especially for bra part. Well, he just read some random article about wife who was cheating her husband and the article said that a wife who was cheating would buy a new underwear before she met her secret lover. Seijuurou had no idea if it was true or not. But the more he thought about it, the more he got anger.

Finally, he saw the cab stopped in front of the Boulevard Hills Restaurant. He parked his car after making sure that she went in to the place. When Seijuurou followed her step, suddenly someone was nudging his shoulder and it was making him startled. He looked at the person who bowed to him as he said sorry to himself.

“I’m sorry,” he said.

“It’s okay,” Seijuurou said to this glasses men. He was in hurry to follow his wife now.

“Ah, sir, if I can ask something,” Seijuurou was stopping his step and then looked at this men, “Can you tell me where’s this place? I’m searching for this company.”

He tried to be patient now. He looked at the piece of newspaper that the person handed to him. Ah, somehow he was familiar enough with this company.

“Oh, it’s not far away from here. It’s near Star Hotel.”

“Star Hotel? Okay, I get it. Thank you so much, sir.”

Seijuurou nodded to him before he entered the restaurant. When he was there, he tried to search his wife and yes! He got her. She was sitting alone on the corner of the restaurant. And then, Seijuurou sat on the empty place that was far enough from her seat, but at least from this view Seijuurou could still stalk her affair with Shuuzou.

As he sat, Seijuurou borrowed the restaurant’s newspaper. Pretending that he was just some busy person in that place. Fortunately, it seemed that his wife didn’t notice his presence at all.

But, suddenly he saw someone was walking toward her.

So here comes the jerk.

His grip on the newspaper was almost ripping it. He still tried his best to see what were they doing now. Hah! He couldn’t believe that this men would make his wife waited for him. Meanwhile, Seijuurou almost never let his wife waited for him. And somehow, the way his wife looked at Shuuzou was really burning him.

Then, what should he do now?

They were really having affair behind him. He had no idea how long they did this to him, but he didn’t want to know. Anyway, they were still cheating. And he couldn’t give a tolerant to his wife and Shuuzou at all. They broke him.

Seijuurou still gave his attention to them, though he didn’t know what they were talking about. They talked with serious expression. Come on, they only had affair but why they should use that kind of expression as they talked about politics?

All of sudden, he saw his wife was standing. Probably, she was going to go to toilet. He couldn’t hear what they said. But, the next scene was really making Seijuurou angry. He saw Shuuzou grabbed Satsuki hand’s as if he wasn’t ready to let her go.

Fuck off!

Seijuurou had lost his patient now. He threw away the newspaper and then walked toward them.

“So, is it what you said as meeting a client, Satsuki?” he sneered at her in low tone. He tried to not embarrassed himself in front of people.

He saw his wife was surprised with his presence. Yeah, used that expression. He wouldn’t let her to defend herself or even defended this jerk. Seijuurou turned his gaze on Shuuzou and saw him in the same expression as his wife.

“Seijuurou-kun? What are you doing here?” she asked him haltingly. He hated it. And he even more hated it when he saw her trying to smile to him.

“Don’t smile to me, you women,” and then Seijuurou looked at Shuuzou, “I know that you were my senior in college. But, I apologize that I disgrace you now. Don’t try to meet my wife again.”

Without waiting for Shuuzou’s words, Seijuurou pulled his wife’s hand to go from the restaurant and heading toward their house.

TBC

[titanicprophecy]

Retire the Women’s tag team titles.

On December 24th, 2018, Vince McMahon announced the creation of a new set of titles: The WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship, taking another step forward in the Women’s revolution.  A few weeks later, the Titles were unveiled to mostly positive reviews on A Moment of Bliss and it was revealed that the first champions were to be crowned at Elimination Chamber. In that Match, Sasha Banks & Bayley defeated Nia Jax & Tamina, The IIconics, Carmella & Naomi, The Riott Squad (Sarah Logan and Liv Morgan) Fire and Desire (Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville). The crowd was hot. They were excited and they were ready to take another step forward with this new-ish concept. 

One and a half years later and they literally have fallen to the depths of forgettable hell and more recently been on an upturn WIth Sasha and Bayley as Champions, along with The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane). These belts have seen literally the same rollercoaster existence as most titles. It's seen its high, then extremely low, and now kinda back on the rise but to be perfectly honest: It’s not a title that can be sustained for long. If I'm being honest here, the Women’s tag team titles should be retired. 

The start of the titles rebirth was red hot. Sasha and Bayley were honestly the perfect team to become the first champs. Two wrestlers who are best friends, who are a good team and they gave the titles immediate prestige. They welcomed all challengers from Raw, Smackdown, and even NXT. They gave us hope for these titles, and they gave us a clear path to where their titles should go. 

Then the Iiconics won the tag belts at Wrestlemania and started the immediate descent into obscurity. 

Now, It’s not their fault. The Iiconics were a good choice to become second champions but the issue lies within the booking. For the first few months, it was a big focal point, then they just were not booked. The Iiconics were not used on TV, they disappeared for a while and they only popped up every now and then. They went a full month without a title defense until they lost them to the makeshift team of Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross. This Cycle was continued  on to the Kabuki Warriors. These Titles were basically an afterthought and became a prop to show the fans “Hey look, I’m important”. They then booked the titles in an TLC match with the Kabuki Warriors challenging Becky Lynch and Charlotte. 

That's not a typo, The Kabuki Warriors challenged Becky Lynch and Charlotte to challenge them to a match at TLC. That was the most confusing line or dialogue I heard  in a very long time. The champs retained and then Asuka spent a few months trying to become a double champ by challenging for Becky’s Raw Women's Championship. Basically It took WWE 3 months, from late December to early April to give us another Women’s Tag Team Title match where Bliss and Cross would win the titles in the opening match against the Kabuki warriors at Wrestlemania: The COVID Show. SInce then, it’s started to see a second rise, with Banks and Bayley winning the titles and having consistent TV Time with the belts, mainly because at the time of writing this Bayley is the Women’s champion and requires tv time so they killed two birds with one stone. 

They actually need to kill this bird with stone, or a giant boulder hurled by the combined strength of Braun Strowman, Bobby Lashley and Drew McIntyre. 

There are 2 big issues with the title belts: Exposure and focus and Realistic depth. Remember when I said the titles could be defended on all 3 brands, Raw SMackdown and NXT. Guess how many times they've been featured on NXT. TWICE. Only TWO title matches. Granted, one was more recent but still just 2. The titles disappeared 3 times in its history. The titles were nowhere to be seens for 2 weeks to a full few months, and if they were seen, they weren't the focus. When a championship is not seen or isn't a focus of a feud. If the title doesn't get the proper exposure and become props to justify a single feud, the title loses its luster. It becomes worthless. During those missing times, the titles could have been in NXT doing literally anything. Shayna and her crew, Jessamyn Duke and Marina Shafir could have held the titles for a little bit. Team Kick(Tegan Nox and Dakota Kai) could've had a quick run.The Titles could have been used to help give NXT a little more eyes to see the product a bit more, but instead they were just props. Exposed just to be a belt for a challenger to the main women's titles or not even a forefront until your biggest show.

Currently, NXT has ladies on the roster who are currently in a team. Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzales, Tegan Nox and Shotzi Blackheart, Kayden Carter and Kacy Catanzaro. These teams in NXT can give the title’s some exposure and focus if they win them but this lies a second big issue: Realistic depth. 

I'm not saying these teams are not real teams. They are and they can work with the titles but think about it. These are teams that realistically cannot beat Sasha and Bayley. They are amazing workers but the way Sasha and Bayley are presented, they won't drop the titles to any of these duos unless they themselves are built up, which brings up the depth issue. Kayden Carter and Catanzaro are jobbers for the more established stars. Dakota Kai literally said she has her eyes on the NXT Women’s title. Tegan Nox literally just became number one contender to the NXT Women’s championship, and Shotzi had a promo, in a tank, talking about her path to the title. If they win the Tag team titles, then you created a huge catch 22 for your Women’s division. 

For example, let's say Tegan and Shotzi win the titles. To get the titles over, they have to be focused on the teams and the titles, which means Tegan and Shotzi won't be focusing on the NXT Women’s championship, which means there 2 less ladies being major threats to that title. Then if Tegan or Shotzi becomes a threat, then the focus will be off the tag team titles again and they become props. It’s a balancing issue and it exposes the fact that there really isn't any depth for these titles. The majority of the teams that were around when the belts existed are gone now. There is no realistic team that can take the titles off. Hell, I'm sure they’re about to have ASUKA and IO Shirai take the belts off Sasha and Bayley. Then you’ll basically have an even worse situation as you will have 2 top stars as tag team champions, just like Austin and HHH back in 2001.

The tag titles should be retired. No Depth, lack of exposure and focus early on really put the bullet in the skull of the shelf life. The idea was a good wrong but the booking destroyed it. To be perfectly honest, they shouldn't have made a Women’s tag team title, They should've made a midcard belt for the ladies. This should've been the birth of a Women’s Intercontinental championship belt, for the lower and mid carders. But that is an Idea for another time.

Thank you for reading this, I put a lot of time and effort in this and appreciate any positive feedback you may have. This is my first time blogging about wrestling so I do appreciate any help you guys may have :)