#the poptart eucharist took me out
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Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"
The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat
And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously
#the poptart eucharist took me out#if ever there was a eucharist for capitalism this would be it tbh#'the body of capital which was given for you'#'the blood of capital the cup of salvation'#anyway all of this is very silt verses to me i just have to say
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