#the poor grandpa is traumatized 😭

[seelestia]

i had to go to 82 pity on luocha’s banner and got e1 clara which is kinda sad but clara is adorable so i’m not mad

also GUARANTEED BLADEEEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

i’ll just get otto #4, i mean luocha next time (yes, i did count ayato. no, he doesn’t resemble otto, but he does have the same jp va, and he does gives give off the same vibes)

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you lost one of the sussiest people on the xianzhou luofu with a coffin on his back to a kid and her guardian robot papa .... it's a win for me! this is exactly what happened to me on silver wolf's banner except with e1 bronya instead. 7/7/2023 was tragic for me fr 🥸

LET'S GOOO, get that emo dude with his inner demons home LMAOO. since i already got luocha, i'm hoping i'll win my 50/50 for imbibitor lunae dan heng or i'm gonna commit atrocities 🧘

have fun saving for blade, nonnie! i've run out of story and world quests to wring stellar jades from so i'm holding onto events, daily stuff, and also those daily puzzles in xianzhou for life 😞

CONGRATS, GO MAKE YOUR MIKA DPS HAVER DREAMS COME TRUE!!

[primussavethesemechs]

Alright, I think we’ve all seen the Leo and karai parallels which are definitely evident, but I don’t see enough, or any for that matter, Raph and Saki parallels.

A fierce protector of the Hamato clan, a leader and family member (or even father figure since so many people think Raph stepped up often to parent the others) who encounters the krang, is taken over by their power and twisted into a monster that harms their family? Specifically Karai? Karai who is a parallel to Leo??

I’ve seen so many people point out the way that Leo is held by Shredder is very similar to the way krangified Raph holds him when he tries to kill him but they never make the full connection. Interestingly they attempt to kill him the exact same way, claws and everything. Raph saves Leo both times, once from Shredder and then from himself.

(Not so) Fun fact! Shredder holds Karai the same way as he kills her.

How about the fact that even as Shredder kills her, Karai manages to reach out and find saki- even if just for a moment she pulls him out of his prison, just like Leo does for Raph.

The only difference is Leo succeeds in bringing Raph all the way back while Karai dies trying since both her and Saki have been weakened from their time in the twilight realm.

Both Raph and Saki were fully conscious under the krangs control and had to watch as they attempted to kill their family. Saki had to witness his daughter be killed by his own hands.

The Shredder is what Raph would’ve become if Leo hadn’t been able to reach him in time, or if Raph hadn’t found enough strength to break free.

Anyways have a nice day/night 😁👍

[base0h]

Hey slayer. I've been violently ill lately and thought it be best to turn my misery into your profit, so here's a request for you. May I request the asl trio with an s/o that one night got really really sick?? Like I'm talking throwing up in the toilet, body shaking, feeling like you're going yo die type of thing. Thanks, have a great day and I hope you drink water 👋

a/n - nooo! I’m sorry about that anon :( I hope you feel better soon :) sorry in advance but I somehow make things cracky when they’re supposed to be serious 💀

warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, vomit, comfort

- this guy hasn’t gotten sick once in his entire life, so he doesn’t know what the fuck to do when someone gets sick- (have you seen the way he tried to handle when nami got sick 😭)

- today, you already felt nauseous, sick to your stomach. The thought of eating made you want to throw yourself overboard-

- the rocking waves that shook the boat back and forth only contributed more- you weren’t even sure if this was your sickness, or sea sickness at this point

- maybe both?

- the toilet was your new bestie, the amount of times you threw up in there were countless

- chopper did his best with what meds he had- but nothing really eased the sickness. Your head just kept banging, dizzy from how many times you’ve thrown up

- your captain wasn’t sure what to do- he just kept frantically calling chopper over to see if you were ok.. He knew that maybe his funny antics weren’t going to help you right now

- “Sorry y/n… But I think this is just going to pass tomorrow, hang in there.” -chopper

- You were glad it wasn’t anything serious, but this was horrible

- Don’t you worry, Luffy stayed with you the entire night. He stole a bucket from Sanji for you to throw up in, and tried to tell you funny stories to lighten up your mood

- “Okok- ummmmm. Ok so there was this one time where grandpa kicked me down into a hole at night and-“ (Luffy was abused /with love)

- whenever you tried to sleep, he’d pat your head softly to lull you to sleep, and he tried his VERY hardest not to make any noise

- he ends up making noise but- it’s alright, you still love him (I hope)

- “Y/n! Don’t think about green! Like- don’t think about bushes and stuff! Think about uh… Meat! Wait- no. Uhm….“

- You were getting even more sick at the mention of the color green.. And meat? Luffy no.

- “NO I’M SORRY! DON’T THINK ABOUT MEAT! THINK ABOUT UH- THE SKY? THE GOING MERRY! SUNNY?”

- with him naming random stuff extremely loudly, it was able to distract you from all those gross thoughts, good save Luffy

- you made it through the night (traumatized) but alive. You were glad Luffy was there to stay with you, even though he’s not the best doctor in town lmao

- he loves you, and he’d do anything to make you feel alright :)

- he’s very experienced with almost every sickness, and he’s read about almost every kind of medical book he has in his library

- but nothing prepared him for taking care of the person he loved, because books don’t cover that :)

- you already asked Dragon if you could rest for today, and that alone made sabo so worried. You never had to miss a mission.. This must’ve been really bad

- as soon as the ship docked, sabo sprinted, and I mean SPED towards the headquarters

- my man literally knocked poor koala over on the way 😭

- when he burst through the door like a mad man, he grimaced when he saw how bad you looked

- you were still sitting by the toilet, your face turning green in close intervals

- “Oh hey sabo- how was the m-“ *throws up*

- “Y/N?! ARE YOU OK?!”

- He’s about to faint, but he managed to drag the doctor out from his office, and haul ass back to you for him to check you out

- sabo never knew he could be so tense and anxious, he found out today that he suffered from major anxiety whenever something bad happened to you 😭

- The doctor explained that it was simply a really bad stomach flu, and it would go away by either tomorrow or the next few days

- sabo was glad it wasn’t anything serious! But still, he was worried about you, I mean… You weren’t looking great-

- He tried his best, but whenever you threw up, he felt sick as well- so he comforted you while closing his eyes and covering his ears (he’s trying)

- at one point he had to run off because he threw up too 💀 probably from both feeling horrible because you were going through this. And also, he’s scared of vomit unfortunately

- just because he’s scared doesn’t mean he’s not going to stay with you 24/7! He’s sitting with you, giving you whatever you ask and need

- he tries to talk about anything except vomit and the color green lmao- but he somehow finds a way to get back to it??

- “Yeah on the mission today- we were freeing some of our comrades and one of them- his name’s Steve. He was wearing this AWFUL green shirt and I swear-!” *throws up*

- “I’M SORRY- FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID PLEASE.”

- this poor man is dying, but trying 👍

- like Luffy, this guy has never been sick. EVER

- but he’s an expert at sensing whether or not you’re feeling ok- it’s kinda creepy

- it’s like he knows if a sneeze is coming, and he says bless you early 0-0

- this time, he didn’t catch it since he was off the ship, kicking marine ass on an island

- when he got back, you were- let’s just say.. You’ve been better.

- Whitebeard was worried, and Marco took a look at you right away. No one was as worried as Ace though, this poor guy was on fire, quite literally

- he kept accidentally setting things on fire around him from how worried he was!

- “Ace, don’t panic. Stay calm.” -Whitebeard

- “I AM CALM.”

- no he is not calm at all

- Marco told you that this would just have to pass normally, and he could only give you some anti-nausea meds

- when ace could finally go into your room, he was asking every single question known to man

- “Baby are you ok? You need water? Hugs? Food? A bucket? Meds? Blanket? Marco to turn into a fluffy bird and for you to hold him in your hand?”

- “…what?”

- let’s just say if you need something, he’s on it

- whenever you throw up, he’s like- cheering you on?

- “Great job! Get all that nasty stuff out! You got this!”

- I mean. It helped I guess 💀

- he’ll give you cuddles, hugs, anything to help you fall asleep and get through the night

- you finally fell asleep on him after a couple hours

- but this poor dude needed to pee so bad at around 3am. But the thought of waking you up, only for you to start throwing up again made him so sad..

- he didn’t want you to have to go through it again if you didn’t have to!

- so he sucked it up, and held it until you woke up at 7

- “Oh hey ace.. I feel a lot better now, thanks for staying.”

- “Oh my gosh that’s great! But give me like- 10 seconds I have to pee so fucking bad-!”

- my man SPED to the bathroom, leaving a literal trail of fire 💀💀💀

- he was in there for a while 😭

a/n - ace is so sweet 🥹

[googleitlol]

WTF JAMES GUNN

I’m supposed to be studying for exams now I’m bawling my eyes out over another goddamn marvel movie—

Non spoilers? I cried three times. Currently not functioning.

Spoilers:

Omfg when Rocket saw all the raccoons??? WHEN HE SAW FLOOR AND TEEFS AND LILA??? FLOOR MY SWEET BABY FLOOR 😭

Rocket was the reason I cried each time. When he almost died, when he rescued the raccoons, and when he was upset abt the guardians going their separate ways and when he started dancing with Groot goddammit that’s four times not three

I absolutely lost it when that one lady on Nowhere was trying to help the animals and some monkey started tearing her face apart 💀 like rip but at the same time I was cackling does that make me evil?

Cosmo is such a good dog 🥹

Adam Warlock may be my new favourite himbo. When he and Star Lord recreated the Creation of Adam painting I completely lost my shit

High Evolutionary is a whole other type of evil holy fuck

Like, he’s a cool villain but wtf

Thanos saved the whales. High Evolutionary traumatized a raccoon.

Gamora found her family, it’s really sweet even if it isn’t with the guardians anymore. Poor Peter, go chill with your grandpa, man. You don’t have to come back, go into retirement or smt cuz you earned it

Mantis is me.

Drax I almost forgot you were a dad— and omfg Nebula finding value in Drax as a good parental figure cuz her own father treated her like shit and she recognizes that he can be to the kids what she never had oh my god—

I’m gonna start crying again.

[yuukei-yikes]

omg elaborate on your traumatic childhoods for hibihiyo + takane .... iirc takane is raised by her grandma right?

oh!! well it's nothing super awful compared to everyone else's

my hc for hibiya comes from the fact his parents lock him out of the house when he asked to go to the city😭😭😭 the only way they agreed was bc he said he'd study but even like that they didnt want it he had to lie abt a special course abt india and pretend he was obsessed with india. which is a very funny bit BUT yeah they lock him out of the house at night. with WOLVES.👎 awful move amamiyas.

my hc actually leans a bit more to what the anime shows since in the novels both his parents do that but in the anime it's the dad. so my hibiya hc is he comes from a Toxic Masculinity Household. he's from an old fashioned farmer family in a small village yknow (they have a dojo in the anime buuuut farmer hibiya is real 4ever👨‍🌾 idk why the anime did that. idk why the anime did many things)

anyways so his dad biggest piece of shit person alive. his mom. his mom is NICE hibiyas definitely close to her while he's afraid of his dad but i think she is maybe the kind of mom to break down all the time and be like oh poor me my life is misery and hibiya feels responsible for her. like she is not bad shes just been married to an awful awful guy for many years, she's a victim but also makes it very known she's a victim. hibiya definitely is the type of kid who feels like he has to shield his mom. hibiya's mom i love you. she is said to pour him tea in the hallway while he waited for hiyori to call him (before locking him out of the house but like i said im ignoring that it was just the dad 2 me💥👨‍🌾)

FOR HIYORI look ayaka literally ESCAPED from her parents. hiyori didnt KNOW she had a sister. and they're rich people. i think they're very old parents and hiyori is a last minute kid bc their first one was a Bust according to them so they'll have another Heir and this time do it RIGHT that means eyes on her all the time, giving her 0 autonomy but also absolutely everything material she asks for so we keep her under control. something like that. just very controlling parents but i also hc hiyori is so off the rails after the august in the city and they're pretty old already so they're like Ohhh god. and they're always fighting lol but before that hiyori was like Yes sir with them. think the northwests in gravity falls lol

and for takane I've obviously talked of her. but answering what u said, honestly we dont actually Know if she was raised by her grandma. and if she was, it's her grandparents! both!! her grandpa was around til his death, which is implied to be a little before or after takane starts highschool since he picked that school for her. her parents work overseas but her grandparents take charge to the point they're choosing what school she will go to etc, you know?? these arent headcanons btw that's all canon. we just dont know.... why. im so curious bc it's so oddly specific lmao like why werent the grandparents just. parents. but no. she's said to live with her grandma but used to also have a grandad and her parents work overseas. like. what. what was the need to come up with all this bro

anyways my headcanons. i do hc she was raised by her grandparents. since the parents work overseas im assuming they're very career oriented, and since the grandparents are both individually mentioned to be super worried about takane's illness, im assuming the grandparents were like can you STOP taking this sick kid from place to place and the parents were like fiiiine. here u can have her😐 and that's it lol i dont think they're rich parents or HORRIBLE PEOPLE i know it's popular to hc them as these Awful Horrible People i personally think they aren't Mean. they just are not AROUND. i dont think they'd be mean to her if they saw her i think they'd just sit there rly awkward like so... how is school going.... but they Won't because they Don't care👍

my extra hc is that the grandparents dont get along with the parents bc of this, or they're like wtf how did we raise someone who ABANDONED THEIR CHILD. so they raise takane with that in mind a lot and amd and and they're family.... and love each other... we do also gloss over takane losing her grandpa i know it's cuz its BARELY MENTIONED AND ITS AN ODDLY SPECIFIC DETAIL WE JUST. HAVE. but she was like 15 or 16 when he dies bro u_u fuck the tateyamas crying for ayaka can i see how my girl ene was doing losing unnamed grandfather

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 54

A Very Supernatural Christmas

“A Very Supernatural Christmas”

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: openings that make me glad the previous owners of my house blocked up the fireplace. Whatever happened to that poor kid’s grandpa won’t happen to me!

Bravo to me getting a Christmas episode for the 25th of this month!

How is it supposed to be three days til Christmas but it looks like mid October and birds are chirping like crazy…in MICHIGAN?? Where’s your snow??

I was wondering if this was gonna be a “Santa’s not real but Krampus sure is” type episode……I say as though that’s a common trope

Ooo, sounds like Sam’s still bitter bout Dean telling him the truth about Santa

This is the most dismal Christmas themed park (???) I’ve ever seen.

Dean wants to have a real Christmas and I’m gonna scream. Sam, if you want him to just be your brother, let him have this last fucking Christmas! Or are you anti-Christmas because, as Gordon (rip) said, you’re the Antichrist??

UNCLE BOBBYYYYYY I’m dead. That’s too cute. Nooooo, protective (but kinda rude about it) older brother Dean hitting his breaking point when tiny Sam starts to ask about their mom.

This poor probably minimum wage worker forced to wear an elf costume just got told a 25 year old, 6’4” man wants to sit on Santa’s lap (which was a joke), but then was told by said guy that he and his brother are “just here to watch” (not a joke, just terrible phrasing). Pay her more!!!

You bust down the door to the temporary (?) home of the guy who just spent all day playing Santa to find him drinking, smoking weed from a truly gigantic bong and watching Christmas themed porn…no, actually the fact that you decided to pretend to be carolers makes as much sense as anything else. And then he joins in!!! And no one knows all the actual words!!!!!

You just traumatized that child for life. Hope Santa brings plenty of therapy money every year. He’s gonna need it

SO THATS WHY THERE’S NO SNOW. I’m sorry for doubting. It’s not Krampus, it’s a pagan god of the winter solstice. Who will bring you mild weather in exchange for human sacrifices

Why…did you just describe a wreath as YUMMY? Sam wtf. This shop owner is fantastic

These peeks into Christmas 1991 are killing me. They’re very good at knife twisting. Tiny Sam is having a hard time processing all this, understandably

I love how wholesome and jolly these two are while talking about eating people. They picked the perfect actors for these roles

Saved by the doorbell

Look. Assimilating is one thing, putting the one thing that can kill you in a prominent place in your house is quite another. If you or a loved one are a pagan god of the winter solstice, maybe skip having a real Christmas tree. Opt for an artificial one

And Deeeeean got to have his Christmas after all 😭😭😭

“Been On My Mind…”: nuh uh