#the polycruel is so real ....

[bongwalter10]

salmonid yaoi two .... The triumvirate !!!!!

[highly-nonexistent]

Happy fucking Valentine’s for me and my queers!!! 

Queers in question are @polydots, @/PizzaChef_ on twitter and @timbertoast !!! 

[spectrechosts]

The Unlimited Power Of The Sun - Chapter 2

Our villains reveal themselves, and carry out their evil plan with extreme skill and competence.

Full Series

"COWER, WEAKLINGS!" Yeen Queen howls from atop a hovercraft, cackling. "SEE HOW YOUR HEROES FALL TO THE MIGHT OF THE POLYCRUEL!"

The pair of cops still on the scene are already tied up, pummelled into submission by Were-Bear. They make a token effort to cower, generally uninterested in the entire situation.

"YES!!! WEEP AT YOUR TERRIBLE MISFORTUNE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA-"

While her girlfriend throws her head back in maniacal laughter, Puppyghoul looks out over the incapacitated Kitten Crusaders. They're still sleeping peacefully, going on 18 hours now. Were-Bear and Mecha-Mutt are loading them into a hovering barge for part two of Puppyghoul's Dastardly Plan To Defeat The Kitten Crusaders Once And For All (For Real This Time)™, by the time they get out of the light and wake up it'll be too late for them to do anything about it.

"Hey Watchdog?" She says into her pawpad-shaped communicator.

"Yeah babe?" Comes a tinny voice from the other end.

"Do you think… Do you think it's okay to be under a big heat lamp like this for so long?"

"I mean… they're like, magical. So it's probably fine?" Says Watchdog, unconvincingly.

"Hmm…" Puppyghoul hums. "Can you put a case of water bottles in the freezer so they're nice and cool for them when they wake up?"

"Sure thing hon. Be off the drone controls for just a sec."

"Okay, thanks. I just don't want them to get sick or anything, you know?"

"Yeah, totally. You're so thoughtful, always planning ahead~"

"Hehe. Puppyghoul out."

Puppyghoul clicks her communicator back onto her belt, and looks out at-

"Oh dangit- Were-Bear! Were-Bear get uppp!!! Yeen can you-?"

"WERE-BEAR GET UP! NAPPING IS NOT PART OF THE PLAN!!!"

Were-Bear is curled up on the ground, tail softly thumping back and forth. Mecha-Mutt is nowhere to be seen.

"Mecha-Mutt where did you goooo!?" Puppyghoul whines into her communicator. "The plannnnn-"

"Heat levels were reaching unsafe thresholds." Mecha-Mutt says flatly. "Needed to retreat to cooler location."

"Where?? We don't see you!"

"Distracted by Cybertruck. In pursuit. Will return after destruction."

"Aaaaaaaaaauuuggghhh the PLAAAAANNNNNNNNNN-"

"Okay I'm back." Says Watchdog. "What's happening?"

"Watchdooooggggg the plaaaaaaaaan the plan is falling apaaaart!!!!" Puppyghoul wails, kicking her feet.

"WERE-BEAR WAKE UP YOU ARE NOT DESTROYING THE KITTEN CRUSADERS RIGHT NOW!"

"Aw no Puppy hang on it's going to be okay, okay?" Watchdog coos over the mic. "Mecha-Mutt will come back and wake up Were-Bear and you can keep going, we have plenty of time."

"…We do?" Puppyghoul sniffles.

"We do! Your plan is so good, everything is going to be fine."

"Okayyy." Says Puppyghoul, wiping the tears from her eyes. "Yay!"

"Can you grab Yeen before she falls out of the hovercraft?"

"Oop, yeah, got her."

"WERE-BEAR!!! WE HAVE TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THEIR HEARTS!!! STOP SNUGGLING TORTIE!!!!!"

[mutedeclipse]

What do you think about the Hige Hige bandits little guys?

Or Altair if you prefer.

I love altair, given the option i will gladly write about him, its harder to do ask games about what is ultimately a species anyway

Favorite thing: HIS DESIGN. UGH. fantastic. Listen i mightve redesigned him for my interpretation but i have a respectful reverence for each and every single guy in 64, him included

Least favorite thing: his lack of development makes this hard, but id have to go with the little to no material about him kinda sucks real bad

Shipping: hey, complex feelings on this condensing this down once more. I think hes got a homoerotic divorced relationship with sirius (which stemmed from a joke that festered) and hes in a polycule (polycruel if you will) with the other maskers.. the nature of which could range from qpr or full allo type romance. Either way its neat. once more dont have a strict shipping standard for him in all honesty.

Random headcanon: altair actually treats his underlings quite well.. and he has a passion for exotic pets

Unpopular opinion: once more, no idea whats unpopular about him but man hes so cool i think more people should do more revolving him like sure i like sirius and regulus more and im sure lots of people do. But like. Hes right there do shit with him please i beg

Favorite picture of them: Taking this opportunity to post this banger of a title page from the 4koma. Ily fushimi yuuri.

Fun fact concerning my mental illness: i assigned him some sort of vulture (i think it was the lesser yellow headed one..?) when i was assigning the 64 characters birds

[juniepops]

To celebrate 5k im going to be ranking the things multiple people have tagged on this. Honorable mention goes to OCs, anyone who posts about their OCs is a champ even if I don’t know enough about them to rank them. Dishonorable mention goes to real human beings like mcyters

10. Deep Cut???? Like splatoon?? Never call big man evil again. I hate you.

9. Im not saying any of the individual character combos were wrong but everyone tagging comic books or popular anime. It’s too obvious. The exception is the single person who said Dio

8. Dracula. Being the popular Tumblr thing of recent months means too many people are doing this please god

7. Im mostly not ranking things I don’t know anything about but I want to bring mention to the locked tomb books for being also like, a big Tumblr thing lately, but it gets the leg up over Dracula for having dykes. I’m not convinced they would be evil or cruel but the spooky theme gets partial credit

6. People tagging or @ing their real life partners. It is very funny but I guarantee none of you are evil enough to qualify.

5. If you’ve made a Tentacool/Tentacruel joke I need you to know I made several posts on that conceit, this is just the only one that really blew up. Glad to know we have the same sense of humor at least!

4. Team Rocket is a gimme for a post like this. It’s an easy answer, a B grade on the test, but I have no complaints

3. Deep Space 9 but specifically "mirror universe" which is so intriguing it makes me want to watch the show more than I already did. I think it would be funnier if more people tagged it as regular DS9 though. Please call Kira/Odo/Quark a polycruel. Please.

2. The first person to say Lupin III was my favorite tag for a while and I think everyone who’s mentioned it is enlightened

1. Anything about MGSV/Big Boss/Mother Base. I feel like you understood the game better than many people.

Making an EVIL polycule called the POLYCRUEL too btw