#the physics is a positive though - go forth and flap about you funky little penis

[fortheillithidbaddies]

So what's Astarion been up to since patch 2?

Started wearing blurring powder to make everything look smooth

Dropped conversations that add to his flavor because who needs nuance or RP options

Decided to stop being visible to the character when they're talking to him - he does not want to be perceived and that's ok

Stopped kissing characters for a while - he's fine with kissing again though...mostly?

Decided to start looking at characters like a cartoon villain during some character building conversations because if he didn't how else would you know how to feel

Gained physics and started being able to thigh slap himself