#the party'll be wailing about sleep deprivation and i check their stats see they still have points ready to go and go nahh you're good | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

diluc33rpm · 11 months ago

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astarion is so fucking funny as a character because conceptually he hits all the marks of a wet cat blorbo but in practice he's unbelievably hard to stand. i'll be on the bg3 companion guide and have to start CRYING from trying to find the shit under his section that gains approval. loses -15 points for gently suggesting we not massacre an orphanage in cold blood with the d&d equivalent of a nuclear warhead

#like all things considering i am still in act 1 so i'll grant you that i might just not be at the point where people start to like him #but please for the love of god he has me on my knees to be even a little redeemable. can we do one thing that's normal just as an entrée #my tav isn't even playing a straightedge good guy is the worst part they lose wyll and gale points for being too opportunistic if anything #but they still like them more than this bucko who's been all grumpy and harrumphing at their. lack of sufficient slavekeeping ? ?#SO confusing by the way because i thought i'd spoiled myself on his backstory and context makes those checks seem borderline contradictory #he's still a hilarious freak and i still have to respect the hustle #and i'll fucking do it but christ alive.#on top of that missing a lot of his scenes contributes because my dumbass is nearly starting the creche and long rested up to now about 3x #the party'll be wailing about sleep deprivation and i check their stats see they still have points ready to go and go nahh you're good #girl THIS is what i get for creating a peak performance shortresting steamroll team of fighter warlock monk and barb #managed to become so efficient i couldn't even get my blood sucked. can't have shit on the sword coast #next playthrough that mod for displaying the number of queued camp scenes is getting locked and loaded in or so help me #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 liveblog

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