#the party as an alibi & her staying after etc etc

[withsunlight]

photographing parties wasn’t necessarily in her wheelhouse anymore — she’d been under the impression ( incorrectly ) that she’d paid her dues during college, spending her weekends following brides around wedding venues for extra money and free prime rib. but since leaving new york city and moving westward, a phrase she’d heard her father say time and time again ( and never really reflected on ) began to ring true; a job’s a job. and if spending her saturday night watching others have a good time meant her rent was taken care of for the next month, so be it.

at least this party looked interesting, if not a little eccentric --- the theme alone had been enough of a reason to accept the offer; it wasn’t very often ( or never before in her personal experience ) that someone wanted the theme of their get together to be around a city that was within driving distance of where they currently were. ( not that a party centered on albuquerque sounded any less unconventional. )

and that someone was taking his party very seriously ---- she’d had a hell of a time catching him as he hovered around the caterers.

“i’m ready to set up wherever you’d like me to,” a suggestion offered with a professionally pleasant smile; the last thing she wanted was to be added onto his list of stressors for the evening. “and i brought my portfolio like you asked. we can go over it later if you like.”

@adiosnachito 🩷 sc.

[bassettmemes]

SCREAM VI SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ spoilers will be present and are tagged as such. general horror movie trope trigger warnings apply. death/murder, mentions of blood/gore, etc.

we have to finish the movie.

who gives a fuck about the movie?!

i always wanted to stick something in you, [name]!

this is creepy, right?

he's after me! he's got a knife!

the worst part is: you teach a class about slashers, and you still walked into a dark alley. alone.

[name] wouldn't be caught dead at a frat party.

get me a drink!

we said we wouldn't use the voice modulator on each other.

it was even better than we ever even imagined.

is that why you killed her? because she gave you a c-?

come on, [name]. how long have we known each other?

why are you fucking with me?

you know what? this is stupid.

what i'm really worried about is [name].

every time i push you for specifics, you shut down.

i have trust issues.

my father was a famous serial killer. they made a movie about him.

last year i found out that my boyfriend was also a serial killer.

i stabbed him 22 times and slit his throat, and then shot him in the head. that's not why i'm here.

it felt... right.

i'm not equipped to deal with this kind of thing.

by law, i'm required to report this to the authorities.

who the fuck is [name]?!

she went to the omega kappa beta party.

i cannot speak to how heavily armed [name] is at this fraternity party.

it doesn't bother you? being at a house party after you were almost brutally murdered at a house party?

i guess i should stay close to you, then.

why don't you get your fucking hands off her?

i'm just gonna tase you in the balls real quick.

don't ever lay hands on my sister.

are you fucking kidding me?

you embarrassed me!

if i wanna hook up with an asshole, that's my decision!

you're not dealing with what happened to us!

i'm uninterested in living in the past like you are.

so you're just gonna pretend like it never happened?

i'm just trying to look out for you.

you can't do it for the rest of my life, though. you have to let me go.

i think you're really special.

did i cockblock you?

please stop saying the word cock.

i can't help but notice you're covered in cherry coke.

being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be.

the last two people who fucked with us ended up dead.

do you have alibis for earlier tonight?

i met [name] at that party. where i tased someone. unrelated.

i take a special interest in ghostface attacks...

we share a certain history...

do you think you're the reason the ghostface killer has come to the big apple?

stay away from us.

are you really still mad at me?

i heard you couldn't sell the movie rights.

you called me unstable and a born killer.

maybe you're just afraid that without ghostface in your life, you're gonna fade away.

what's a requel?

you're beautiful, sweetie. hold all questions until the end.

am i gonna die a virgin?

that was a weird overshare...

why am i on the suspect list?

the slutty roommate: a horror movie classic.

never trust the love interest.

what if the trauma you all went through made one, or more, of you snap?

that's pretty messed up.

it's like he's leaving us real-life franchise easter eggs.

it's like he's counting down to something.

forget about the movies; the movies don't matter.

did you just give us a nickname?

you can't just give yourself a nickname, dingus.

we have all been through some really fucked up stuff and we are all coping with it differently.

we're a team.

i've been sleeping with cute boy from across the hall.

i freaking knew it! i knew it, i knew it, i knew it!

yeah, she's my roommate, but you're, like, the police.

she's really freaked out.

oh, fuck, that guy's dead!

say something more positive!

you fuck with my family, you die.

sorry i punched you...

when did they start letting children into the fbi?

you look like a zygote.

i'm just really good at my job. you'll get there.

it's not just a theater, it's a shrine.

how did they get all this? isn't this evidence?

i had a crush on corey feldman...

okay. game recognize game.

when do i get to be a normal person again?

my parents suck to. you can still make your own family.

technically i did die. four minutes.

when i recovered, i got mad. i didn't want to spend the rest of my life being afraid of monsters. i wanted the monsters to be afraid of me.

bitch, last time i saw you, you were in glee club.

did you really think we were gonna steal a police car and not use the sirens?

that's a cop car! you can't steal a cop car!

spoiler alert: it never works out for the dipshit in the mask.

i'm scared.

i'll just give myself up. if this is what i have to do to keep you safe, it's worth it.

none of us would even be alive if it weren't for you.

he's gonna keep coming after us.

we want to lure him to a secure location and lure him inside.

and then we execute him. are you gonna help us?

let's kill the son of a bitch.

god damn it, i got it wrong again. what the fuck?

fuck this franchise.

don't trust anyone, remember?

you're not woodsboro. i'm sorry.

i cleared the whole place before you got here.

we turned it into a kill box.

we're safe here.

grab a weapon and clear this place yourself.

[name] has been on a downward spiral since the woodsboro murders last year.

they fired [name] two months ago for being mentally unstable. they're no longer with the fbi.

it's [name], they're the killer!

smile for the camera, motherfucker!

"dying" was a good way to get off the suspect list.

i got stu macher's mask. he was my favorite.

this is what we've been counting down to, [name].

fuck you!

i didn't commit those murders in woodsboro!

all the best lies are based on the truth.

there's the fucking killer.

we had to kill those two wannabe film students, because, well, we had to kill you first.

he was so pathetic.

looks like you're down another sibling.

always gotta shoot 'em in the head.

what's your favorite scary movie? i'm asking because you're in one now.

you're in my movie.

my father was a murderer. no matter what you think, i'm better than that.

i promise you i'm going to get so much therapy after this.

we're all part of the same fucked up family now.

did i miss the monologue again?!

[wistrea]

(シ. .)シ woe, wishlist be upon ye! * this is basically a list of things of plots that i want to really do, so here we go! for reference, if anyone's interested in doing these.

childhood friends because your muse trained at the horikoshi estate, since the horikoshi clan has a very long history of swordsmen and fighters, and people often come there to train in their estate. also possibly? childhood rivals while your muse was staying in anmatsuri.

FRIENDS OR LOVERS TO ENEMIES... i just need the angst of that situation so bad...

your muse and kira being on the same adventuring party together.

ARRANGED MARRIAGE BUT SOME KIND OF DISPUTE HAPPENS AND SUDDENLY THEY FIND THEMSELVES ON OPPOSING SIDES?? and the next time they meet, they're no longer lovers, but instead enemies…

kinda similar to the last one but i'm really interested in writing rivals stuff. academic rivals, family rivals, rivals based on their profession, etc. i just know kira would love the competition with someone.

something revolving around kira traveling as a single mom with her apprentice, solace, and meeting your muse. and maybe them helping ki hide solace from the people who are hunting him?

things in her wisteria shop verse! in which kira owns a magic shop somewhere in a seaside town where her ravens deliver her packages for her and her building is never without the birds perching along the roof.

i've been having brainrot for hero / vigilante stuff, so imagine fake marriage / relationship for the same of an alibi plot, wherein both muses have secret identities but one mission led them to finding out each other's secrets and said mission also needed them to have an alibi because they were almost caught. they needed to improvise and just said they were married and it worked so they've been stuck like that ever since. maybe real things develop, maybe they do a messy public divorce, who knows 🤔

[ more under the cut because it got long ^_^ ]

more stuff for ki's vigilante verses, but i'd loooove something revolving around knowing each other when they were younger (especially in kira's verses where she was basically alone as a kid and fighting to get by) and then meeting again years later. i just looove the idea of that being their established past and that being the foundation of their future interactions -> reunions, revelations, and seeing how each other has changed after everything that's happened to them since they last saw each other and GRRRRRRRR

ok last for the hero stuff but your muse and kira on opposite sides of a fight but it's a star-crossed lovers or friends kind of thing. maybe ex-friends or ex-allies, lovers on different sides. but also what if like, frenemies in the sense that they team up together only when necessary.

i need to write more things revolving around kira's wings, honestly. her allowing your muse to touch them, or wrapping her wings around them while they need warmth, etc.

PLOTS WHERE SHE LETS YOU SEE HER SCARS... she turns off the glamour that's on her constantly, allowing them to see what she usually hides on her skin.

CRIME AU'S! the horikoshi clan being a criminal family / gang who owns a club called the wisteria den. it’s believed that the eldest son, matsuko, runs things while the second son, ashitaka, is a feared assassin known as the beheading serpent. the youngest and only daughter is known as an “angel” amongst her family. kira is just known as someone who can be found in the lounge singing ever so often, when in fact it’s Kira who really runs things in the horikoshi clan and is ruthless behind her feigned innocence. kira projecting this angel like persona but becomes ruthless the moment she turns it off. imagine her wearing all white to play the part but by the end of the night the dress is covered in red….

[familyagrestefanblog]

Theory for “Gabriel Agreste”

Saying that I'm EXCITED for this episode is an understatement, I'm THRILLED! So let me give you my speculation for what could happen in it and how it’ll affect the future, because pieces are literally just falling into place in my brain and I just have to write this down.

The episode is called" Gabriel agreste" because in this episode Gabriel will create a (long time) Sentimonster for himself that'll take his place and cover for him in his civilian life while he himself gets completely swallowed by his Hawkmoth/ShadowMoth identity (which is a direct paralell to the fate Marinette just escaped by telling Alya her secret). He doesn't want to "waste" anymore unnecessary time by having to NOT be Hawkmoth, which then completely separates him from Adrien who very much was one of the last (if not THE LAST at this point) few strings that kept him grounded in his humanity.

The episode takes place right before the middle of the season and since it's season 4 we are talking about here its fair to assume that both Adrien and Gabriel are back at (at least) suspecting each other to be Chat Noir and Hawkmoth again at some point. Adrien is going to be even more rebellious after the status quo break and set up of "Lies" so him maybe (or maybe even confirmed already to Gabriel) to be Chat Noir could definitely be the factor that sets Gabriel over the edge, rips these two apart for good (as I foresaw in my analysis of "Jackady") and brings Gabriel to distance himself altogether while covering his own identity from his son by creating a Sentimonster (bc Adriens secret being discovered by his evil family is already forshadowed to hell and back, just like him ending up getting Homeschooled again this season, mark my words)

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"Queen Banana" is supposed to take place right before "Gabriel Agreste" and we have a leak where it's seen that Adrien is now kinda taking on Nathalies role since she is (supposedly) still bed ridden.

Seriously, just humour me here and stay with me. This would mean that Adrien would get to see and interact with his father much more often and Gabriel wouldn't be able to ditch everything and turn into Hawkmoth as easily as he was able to with Nathalie.

A cover up Sentimonster was actually already kinda forshadowed in "Party Crasher"

by introducing HoloGabe with the intention of providing Gabriel with alibis and to attend meetings etc for him in the future so Gabriel can invest more time into being Hawkmoth. But a Hologramm is not suitable for every occasion, which is where the Sentimonster comes into play.

At first Adrien wouldn't notice much off about his father and the few things he notices Adrien actually doesnt mind. If SentiGabe is really supposed to replace Gabriel as... Well, Gabriel, that also means as a FATHER and my money is on SentiGabe being created to be a better father than the original. SentiGabe does everything Adrien wanted his father to do in s1-s3: Join Adrien at dinner time, spend more time with him, is in general in better of a mood and not such an unpleasant dick and so on and so on.

Easy to say, Adrien basically welcomes the good change he always wanted in his "Father" with open arms and chooses to ignore things that seem suspicious and the always remaining gut feeling of something just being... off. This will collide with the unveiling of more of the family (+ Emilie) mystery which will for Adrien all continue to point at Gabriel as Hawkmoth because of one event that is likely to happen in episode 4.

I'm currently writing on yet another post about this topic in particular, so I will link it HERE for elaboration once I post it, but in short, I think Rena Rouge and the Grimoire secrets Marinette shears with Alya could be the catalyst of Adrien suspecting his father to be Hawkmoth again.

Adriens memories of the time he went through the Grimoire himself in "Volpina" would be triggered again after seing the Grimoire page Rena (honestly, quite recklessly) brings along into battle and from then on things will slowly pile up until Gabriel deflects from himself with SentiGabe in "Gabriel Agreste" (just like he did in “The Collector”)

People WAY to easily forget how ready and serious Adrien was in "The Collector" when he actually concidered his father to be Hawkmoth.

Keep in mind that Ladybug was only able to tell Chat Noir the weakest reasons of her suspicion against Gabriel (while the Grimoire being Guardian property was NEVER found out by Adrien... til NOW) that being Gabriels mysterious personality and the butterfly logo of his brand.

These arguments are weak because they are ONLY actually suspicious in the specific context of Gabriel being Hawkmoth. Once you have proof against that they hardly hold any ground anymore, hence why both Adrien AND Marinette so easily brushed off these points after seeing Gabriel akumatized. I mean, excuse a designer for choosing a BUTTERFLY as his logo when his last name is literally the name of a butterfly type. The fuck kind of accusation is that??

So I hope you understand that when I say that, yes, these reasons DID trigger further memories/realizations for Adrien in that moment

It simply was only the tip of the iceberg.

The fact that Adrien not only gave Ladybug the fucking benefit of a doubt and heared her out about accusing his FATHER of being HAWKMOTH and took it THAT seriously and wanted to find out if his father truly IS Hawkmoth means that Adrien very much sees his father as capable of being Paris villain Nr 1. This... understanding and acceptance of Gabriels nature already had to be in Adrien much prior to "the collector" to set it off like this. And while normally Adrien chooses to turn a blind eye towards his fathers bad qualities in favor of seeing Gabriels redeeming (and even the rare somewhat GOOD) qualities, Adrien only does so because he thinks Gabriel hasn't crossed the line yet that makes his father undeserving of these loving conciderations. But Gabriel being Hawkmoth IS CROSSING that line for Adrien and he immediately sets aside his remaining/choosen love for his heavily flawed father and willingly sees Gabriel for what he is.

Adrien already did it once with only a few somewhat solid reasons and the Grimoire being kept secret from him altogether,

So he will do it again, just this time the proofs and developments are supposed to stay for good.

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This development would not only be forshadowed by "the collector"

But also by the episode "Ladybug". There Mayura used a Sentimonster version of Ladybug against Chat Noir, using their love against him. What she didn't know though was that Ladybug actually isn't in love with her partner (yet) which ended up with Chat Noir being put in the situation of having to decide which Ladybug he believes to be real.

Does he believe and hold onto Sentibug who returns the love he so desperately seeks in life or does he let go of his hopeful wish and accept the heartbreaking reality of once again not receiving his love in return from yet another person he holds so dear?

In "Ladybug" Adrien couldn't make that crushing decision yet (and don't clown in the replies about this, not only was the situation vastly different it's also a cruel thing to ask of Adrien) but as we are used from Miraculous by now, that episode was only the set up for future events.

What Adrien couldn't let himself believe about Ladybug and Sentibug he will have to FORCE himself to accept about his Father and Hawkmoth. Same set-up of the Sentimonster symbolising Adriens desperate and hopeful WISH what his loved one were vs the crushing, heart wrenching reality of what his loved ones actually ARE. Just that letting go of his wish for Ladybugs love didnt seem "necessary enough" for the mission to succeed so he just couldn't MAKE himself give her up whereas accepting and seeing that his father is Hawkmoth is going to be one of the most crucial sacrifices of the show, changing the game forever. So as horrible, cruel and soul shattering as this is, putting an end to his fathers villainous reign for the sake of the greater good is a reason worthy enough to force himself through his pain.Which brings us once again back to “The collector” (which seriously forshadows almost everything I love that episode), because there is ONE major aspect that episodes sets up like crazy

And that is:

And thats where we are heading now.

This entire time Adrien wanted his Father to behave more fatherly, spend more time with him and improve his explosive behavior but he always got disappointed over and over again. So how heartbreaking would it be if over the course of the second half of the season THIS would be the very reason why Adrien gets behind Gabriels secret? Because SentiGabe behaved too fatherly for Adrien to truly buy it in his heart and when forced to decide what he actually believes his father to be - like the fatherly Sentimonster or the villainous Hawkmoth - Adrien has to and WILL recognize and accept his fathers true nature and turn against him, as it has been set up for a LONG time now.

This season shit’s about to go DOWN!

[polyghostfacehours]

Howdy! Could i please request some HCs of reader that is Tatum's s/o but at the same time works with Ghostface defending Tatum at the party in the scene were she dies? Like, reader loves her so much they are willing to go against Stu and Billy to protect her <33

YES YES YES. You absolutely can. Gosh I love Tatum requests so much!

I had so much fun doing this one! It was such a neat concept! A Reader who helped Billy and Stu but was also in love with Tatum? Holy shit. Big Brain idea. This got a little long too lol.

TW: Slight Angst. Character Death.

Tatum's ghostface!SO defending her against Billy and Stu:

You and Tatum had been together for a few months now. Stu was her ex, and while you and him were best friends, Tatum preferred to avoid him.

Their break-up wasn't nasty or anything, and they were cordial, if not artificially friendly with one another. She just didn't want to stay in close contact with an ex is all.

Still she loved his parties and he was fine with her coming if it meant you came too. He thought you were a blast at parties.

Tatum and you went together like peanut butter and jelly. Your senses of humor gelled, and she was your most ardent defender. No one messed with you, or they'd face Tatum 'girlboss' Riley and her manicured claws.

You'll never forget the day she bought you a milkshake after a bad break up you had with an ex boyfriend. She sat with you all night at a Steak and Shake, shit talking him with you. The very next day, she cancelled all plans she had and took you to the mall and then an NSYNC concert to make you feel better, and you had a blast.

She was fashionable, funny, witty, smart, and gorgeous. You were smitten.

Unbeknownst to her, you assisted your two best friends in the little revenge plot. You were the support. Your role was to be the get-away driver, to patch them up after a kill, and to cover for them and be an effective alibi. Sometimes, you got phone duty.

You were doing it because, you just...didn't care who got hurt. Not your problem. The only people who mattered to you in this town were your girlfriend Tatum and your BFFs Billy and Stu.

Sidney, Randy, and everyone else in Woodsboro could croak for all you cared.

You saw how bad Billy's mom leaving affected you and it killed you inside. So when he asked for your help, saying the only ones he could turn to were Stu and you? You agreed.

You had one stipulation: Tatum didn't get hurt. They had agreed.

But behind your back, they agreed they would kill her. Stu hated how, just like Casey, Tatum dumped him for someone else. Even if that someone else was you, it was unacceptable.

They debated killing you too. After all, you, in a way, stole Tatum away. You were like Steve. Eventually they agreed to shelf it and come back to the topic later. You'd survive Woodsboro, they decided, but they might get rid of you in the future if you prove to not be as loyal to them as they thought.

Once the party happened, you wouldn't leave Tatum's side the whole night. You threes' plan would be coming to fruition, and you'd be damned if Tatum got caught in the crossfire.

Your plan was to lace her drink with heavy sleeping meds, and then helping her upstairs to a bedroom so she can "rest" while everything went down.

Stu tried many, many times to get her alone in the garage. Asking for more beers, for more snacks, for the extra boombox in there, etc. etc. And you weren't having it. You started getting suspicious. Why was Stu trying to get Tatum alone if you guys agreed you wouldn't kill her?

Once you got Tatum into a spare room after successfully roofie-ing her drink is when shit really went down.

As Stu chased Sidney and you played the part of a helpless victim who'd also survive and corroborate Billy and Stu's testimonies, you find out that Tatum was never meant to live all along.

You catch Billy, who pretended to get stabbed going to the spare room Tatum slept to finish her off. It wasn't until you shoved him away as he was about to that you realize how fucked this whole thing was. Billy gets mad, and tells you to choose: some blond bitch you've been dating for like 4 months? Or your two best friends who loved you?

You decide that, no, you weren't gonna go through with this. And of course, Billy is heartbroken and betrayed - you were one of the two people in this world that he trusted.

But in the end, you made your choice, so Billy decided you needed to go too. He injures you, and you're on the floor bleeding out. And as he's about to finish you off, you both hear Sidney downstairs locking Randy and Stu out.

You're incapacitated for now, so Billy lets you go to pretend to stumble downstairs. He'll take care of you and Tatum later, right now Sid needed to die. ('stupid of him' you think, as you pass out.)

The rest of the events that follow play out just like in the movie. Billy and Stu confront Sidney, fuck up, and die. They were too caught up to mention your name too, so Sidney is none the wiser to your involvement. And you decide to keep it that way.

Tatum was safe. And that's all that mattered.

When you awoke in the hospital, Tatum was there. She wasn't wearing make-up for once and her eyes were red and puffy.

She recounted everything that happened with tears. Dewey's injury, Stu and Billy's nefarious plot and their deaths. And she kept apologizing over and over for passing out drunk and not being there for you. Not being there to protect you.

You comfort her, tell her it's okay. That you're just happy she's safe.

She comforts you about Billy and Stu as you cry. And your tears aren't fake. Because even though you decided to turn against them in the end, they were still your best friends. And you'll never forget Billy's heartbroken expression when you made your choice.

Still, you don't regret it. You don't regret choosing Tatum. Because you loved her more than anything. More than Billy and Stu. More than life itself.

[beta-addict]

Adapted from Shiny Pink: Sissify Yourself BlogSpot

That’s Sasha and Kasumi. They ’re not your friends, it’s just that you work for Sasha’s father, Mr Wang. Sasha is a spoilt rich girl because of her father, while Kasumi is more of a trailer park Asian tramp. Sasha is best friends with her though and together they party like animals all the time. doing drugs and fucking like whoever, whenever. You’ve never liked either of them, you have even talked to Mr Wang about the need of his daughter to stay away of Kasumi and everything. He ignores you, you’re just a worker bee in his company, nothing to do with his precious Daughter. Both girls know about you, though they have never raised an issue, for them it has always been as if you don’t exist. A month ago you saw them at a bar close to work. You were with your friends, they were partying as always. One of your friends said a racist joke about them. Everybody laughed. and then another joke was made, and then another. Kasumi and Sasha heard you and your friends and they argued back. In fact, they wreaked havoc. Your friends became even more offensive. started calling them names like Asian sluts, cheap whores etc and you were caught in the middle of it. Sasha asked you to do something about your friends. Everybody stopped for a second waiting for your answer on this. You thought about it, but you couldn’t disappoint your friends. so instead of an answer you just made an offensive impression of the way they talk in China. It was an unforgettable moment for your friends. Sasha and Kasumi said nothing else. they just left. humiliated. you remember your friends keep telling them nasty stuff as they were leaving… Two weeks later something terrible happened. It was Friday night and you were at the same bar. This time you were alone, waiting for a friend. That’s when you saw Sasha and Kasumi, right next to you. It was sudden, you just smiled politely; they seemed pretty OK despite what had happened the last time. They even bought you a drink, said it was their way to make peace. You smiled again. That’s the last thing you remember from that day…

Two days later you woke up in a bed. You had no idea where. They heard you screaming so they came in. You were up looking at yourself in a mirror. There was no body hair on you whatsoever. but that wasn’t everything. Most parts of your body were covered in tattoo, and not just any tattoos. You had little fairies and stars and butterflies and rainbows painted right above your cock! You had pink fairy wings inked on your back and a tribal tramp stamp right above your ass, but that wasn’t the worst part either! You had weird symbols inked all over you; Asian symbols. You had 2 anime girls on your feet and all kinds of Chinese letters on the rest of your body. If anyone saw you now, they would say you’re some kind of a fucked up gay boi with a fetish for anything Asian or something, you even had a tiny Chinese flag on your heart! They both giggled so much at you. They started explaining the meaning of those letters. You found out you had “Sasha” typed on the one arm and “Kasumi” on the other. you had “ASIAN PRINCESS” on your waist and “ASIAN POWER” on your ribcage. Finally, you had “GAY” on the left butt cheek and “PRIDE” on the other. you even found out you now had a belly button ring with some Asian symbol charms. You wanted to kill those girls, you wanted this madness to end. You wanted it to be a fucked up dream and nothing more. but unfortunately it wasn’t. You were there, handcuffed by some Asian whores, tattooed like some sick gay slut. Sasha was smiling, asking if you had finished admiring their work.  Then she told you to sit down and shut up and listen how it’s gonna be from now on… “You think I’m stupid? You think i don’t know about you? You think you could go on telling those fuckin shit about me forever? hah?? Well, i got news for ya! Listen…” “In order to keep your pathetic little life, you have to pay the price, which means doing what we say. Firstly you will keep the tattoos and the piercing, never trying to go anywhere to get them removed, and not only this but whenever me or Kasumi think of adding something we like on you, you will have to go get it put it all by yourself. So, you can say whatever the fuck you want about to anyone about your tats, but if i want to put "Asian Fuckdoll” in your face, you’re gonna go to a tattoo parlour and ask for it! Understood? Anyway, we decided not to be so harsh on you, for now, so at the moment all your tattoos can be covered by your clothes. We want you to keep your life after all. but if you ever do anything to upset us, your first butterfly will be inked on your neck! OK? Next,  as from this Monday, you will officially be our friend. which means no more shit about us anymore. OK? i don’t care what the fuck you’re gonna say to your filthy friends about your change, but YOU will never show any kind of disrespect to us or any of our friends. OK? And if a fight or some shit emerges, you’ll know which side to pick now. right? And i don’t care if it’s between us or your fuckin family we’re talkin about!! You’ll be OUR BITCH!! Thirdly, you will go out with us once per week and watch out, fucker. Since most times it’s just gonna be us girls maybe a few of our bff’s, you will NEVER hit on any of us! So, don’t think even for a sec about fucking us or our friends or anything! OK? You ’ll be with us just because it’s “fun”!  And if any of us ever tries to hit on you, you will reject her immediately. in fact, you’ll have to make sure that none of us hits on you, because for every friend of ours that hits on you, we will add a gay thing to you to do. so, keep your distance and be sure that you be a good friend, because you don’t want to strut around like Beyonce! OK? Also, again as from Monday you’ll have an official girlfriend. Kasumi!! OK? i’m sure your friends wouldn’t see it coming, but you’ll make up some shit about her to say to them. And she’s not gonna be just any girlfriend. You’ll act like crazy about her. You’ll talk about her as if she’s the woman of your dreams. You’ll never get to touch her though, so you’ll have to be careful with the lies that you’ll say about my friend. she has to come up as the one who pulls the strings. OK? Two more things. First, for you to constantly remember your place and never even think about yourself as being better than us, once per week you will have to suck a guy and let him cum wherever he wants on you. and don’t worry, since you’re new to this and you don’t know all the gay spots and how to find a man, we will guide you on this. We don’t care if you want it to be quick or anything. It can be however you want. what matters here is that you have a different man cum on your face, every week. If everything goes OK, in a year from now you’ll have tasted 52 different guys, in 2 years 104, in 3 years 156, and then we’ll be in a place to talk about us being sluts or not. As for privacy, again it’s up to you. We can be nice and keep it a secret and Kasumi can always be your alibi. As i told you. we don’t want you to ruin your life. you just have to pay. After all, i’m sure that after the first few guys, you ’re gonna be OK with it. It’s gonna be more like a weekly thing that has to be done, you know? Kinda like paying a bill or something. no one has to know anything. I’m sure in time you’ll see how much it’s NOT a big deal! and then you’ll know how wrong you were about us… And secondly, as from this Monday, you will start learning Chinese… i know it’s hard, baby, but think of the bright side: you can talk more with us cuties! You know, Kasumi said, like, she wanted to see your friends’ faces as she goes to your office and you start talking to each other in her native language. I know it’s bad, honey, but as from this Monday and i guess for the rest of your life, you’re gonna start taking Chinese lessons. I’m sure it’s gonna help you get more in touch with our beautiful culture anyway and I’m telling you: you’re gonna love it! We’ll even talk chinese when we go out so that we help you! Don’t worry, we’ll tell everybody your great grandmother was Asian and you want to keep your roots alive! OK?

She gave you one more week to decide.  Now you have to choose… will you be keeping your social status intact  and lose any kind of self respect and dignity from your old friends, becoming a puppet in the hands of a bunch of Asian sluts? Or do you rebel and fight for your independence and pride against a couple of psycho girls who will try to ruin you? Do you take the deal?

[lunasilvermorny]

The Summer of Muggles

It’s finally here - and it was all my idea!

Kidding...

First of all - I’m so glad to see that anyone is that invested in anything related to my headcanon ^^ So thanks anon for giving me the motivation to finally make that post!

That being said...Here’s the thing.

When I made the "Summer of Muggles", it was just something I made for myself, to figure things out, so it involved zero research. And as someone who's never personally been to the UK, I probably got a lot of things wrong and Americanized the hell out of everything. Anyway, for me to post it, I need to do a proper research and I'm just not invested enough in it to dedicate the time and energy that will make it happen.

That means that the full thing will just stay as something I wrote for myself.

However...!

I can summarize it for you. (and by summarize, I mean - make a very long and detailed post about it.)

(I realized that the drawing I made about the Summer of Muggles is almost a year old, so I’ve decided to redraw it... It’s really encouraging to see how much I’ve improved since last year.)

0. Introduction:

For Luna's 14th birthday (it's in December, so she was still in her 4th year), her mother bought her a car that Luna named Oliver. Luna's muggle grandma has taught her how to drive (the first time she let her sit behind the wheel was when she was only 8 y.o.!), and she really loves muggle technology in general, so it was the perfect gift for her.

When Luna came back for the summer vacation between her 4th and 5th year, she's decided to go on a road trip across the UK with Oliver. The car had a magical protection that prevented muggle-cops from approaching it, so Luna was able to drive around without a license. She also looked older than she was (mostly because of her height), so she didn't draw any attention to herself whenever she got in and out of the car.

She drove around, especially next to coastlines, parked next to beaches and slept in the car. During her trip she met many muggles, but a selected few actually traveled with her for a portion of it.

You can divide her trip into 4 major sections:

The first week (the adjustment period)

The end of July

The first three days of August

The rest of August

Okay, let’s dive in!

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1. The first week (around mid-July)

She spent most of the time getting used to sleep in her car and go to public places for basic needs like food, bathroom, laundry etc.

The most memorable event during this week was when she met a group of people that were on their way to a rock-concert when their car broke down. So she gave them a ride and in return they've sneaked her in.

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2. The end of July

That's when she met Pete and Lynn - fraternal twins that just finished high school and wanted to have a small taste of freedom before going to uni. She met them while she stumbled across a forest party for their graduation.

Most people there were too wasted to notice her, but they saw her almost immediately and started a conversation with her. So they drank, danced and talked for hours. They were also the only muggles that figured out she's a witch. (Well, almost... you’ll see why in the next section.) Lynn has noticed her wand and they told her that their little sister is also a witch that just finished her first year at Hogwarts. After the party was interrupted by the cops, Lynn and Pete asked her if they can join her for the trip, and without any second though she agreed.

They mostly went to parties and got drunk in different places for the rest of the month, and had a lot of fun together.

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3. The first three days of August

After arriving at a small town and sitting in the local pub, Luna’s identity as a witch was discovered and she had to use Obliviate on the muggles in the pub to keep it a secret. Because they were in the middle or nowhere essentially, a wizard from the Ministry of Magic arrived shortly after to see if a minor used magic there. Luna, Lynn and Pete hid in the car, and once the wizard got in the pub, drove away in a hurry.

Knowing that she needs a strong alibi in case they found out it was her that used magic, Luna left Lynn and Pete with Oliver next to a small forest outside of the town and flew in her owl form to her parents’ house, but when she saw that the wizard got there before her and was already talking to her father, she's decided to fly to the Weasleys instead. She got there in the middle of the night and woke up Bill to ask for his help.

In the early morning the wizard from the Ministry arrived at the Weasleys’ house and was greeted by Luna and Bill, although Mrs. Weasley joined them shortly after he got there. When she saw her son was telling the wizard that Luna has been staying there for more than a week and never left their house, she supported their story, even before she was sure why they're lying about it.

The wizard said that he found a letter addressed to her in the pub (oh right, I forgot to mention that while in the pub, Charlie Brown showed up with a letter from Rowan, and with the whole fuss surrounding her being a witch, she hasn’t noticed when she dropped it.) but Luna kept insisting she was never there.

The wizard left eventually and Luna found out later on that her father made the problem “disappear” and that's why she got away with it.

She stayed there for a couple of hours and gave Mrs. Weasley a not-really-convincing explanation for what happened, but Mrs. Weasley chose to trust her eldest son and his reasons for helping her.

Luna flew back to the road outside the small town where she's left Lynn and Pete with her car, but when she got to the exact spot, they weren’t there anymore. She's spent the rest of the morning searching for them in both her human and owl forms and when she couldn't, she went to a small pub on the side of the road to get some rest. The pub was empty aside for the bartender - Michael, a 20-something y.o. bloke that ran his parents' business when they got too old to do it themselves.

They talked and bonded, and eventually he offered her to sleep in his flat on the second floor, because she looked too exhausted to keep looking for them. But she barely got half an hour of sleep before she's decided to keep searching, and Michael offered to help her. She knew she'd be better off searching in her owl form, but he looked determined to help her, so they've searched together for a few hours. Around noon Luna thanked him for his help but said she preferred to keep searching alone, so she had the chance to cover more ground in her owl form.

Toward the evening she started to lose hope and took a quick nap on a bench in a random bus stop, before she was interrupted by an old lady and her son. She almost lost her wand, but the old lady gave it to her just before she left again.

She kept searching for a few more hours and just before she lost all hope, she went once more to the place where she had left them in the first place and to her surprise, found Lynn sitting next to a tree a few meters from the car.

Lynn told Luna that Pete and her had a huge fight and he's decided to go to Wales alone (because that's where they were heading) and Lynn went to a nearby town to sleep, but got stuck with the car because the gas ran out, and by the time she got back to the same point, Luna already gave up on the idea that they might still be there.

When Luna suggested they should just keep going, Lynn told her she's too tried and they both went back to Michael's pub to get some rest. But instead of sleeping they've spent the entire night drinking and talking with him and when Lynn finally fell asleep around dawn, Michael asked Luna to join them on their trip, since Pete’s spot has opened.

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4. The rest of August

The three had great chemistry and spent most of the time like before- partying and drinking, only that with Michael there, they also went camping more. Lynn and Michael almost became a thing, which made being around them awkward, then it didn't work out, which made being around them even more awkward, but after a few days it went back to normal.

They went to the northernmost point in Scotland before they turned back to England, but kept driving past London and went to the southernmost point in England. There they met Connor, a rich young bloke that celebrated his financial freedom with a huge party on the beach.

During the night he made a very negative impression on Luna and Michael, but after he sobered up in the morning he offered them to come visit him in Brighton, where he'll make it up to him. Michael was against it, but both Luna and Lynn were intrigued and they've decided it will be the last place they visit before they head back home.

They partied with Connor for a few days and Lynn's decided to stay with Connor, while Luna and Michael headed toward London.

Luna dropped him at the train station and planned to go home, but when she stood outside of her house, already prepared to open the door and get in, she's decided that she wanted to get a proper goodbye from Pete as well and flew to his aunt's house in Wales.

Pete was surprised by the strange owl that knocked on the window, and even more surprised when it turned into Luna. He hugged her and apologized for leaving without a saying anything, and just said that he and Lynn had a huge fight and he couldn't stay there with her anymore. He refused to get into the details but showed concern for his sister’s safety and reassured Luna that they tend to have huge fights like this a lot and they'll make up "sometime soon."

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After that Luna really went back home - and that's the end of the Summer of Muggles.

If you think that was long, the original post was ~30 pages long in MS Word, so... I actually summarized it. (Who know I was capable of it? Not me.)

[sunnylh]

       AAAA !   i’m so excited.. just , maybe I should        ( possibly ) introduce myself first.  my name is        nikki and i go by female pronouns  [ cst  / 21 ]        and by luck , sunny is my ‘ sweet ‘ lil daughter.        she’s a bit of a handful ; but a great one at that        you can find her profile , history , and plots by        clicking their specific words !   orrrrrrr...... you        could give this post a  pretty heart  for those        plot IMs   ( i’m also available on discord ).         so , yeuh !  can’t wait to write with everyone !          some briefing over her is also under the cut.                                                               toodles ~

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tw: death, murder, self harm suicide, homophobia, homophobic slurs, etc.

Yoon Sunhee (Sunny) was born on February 21st, 2003 in Jeju. Lucky for her, she got two parents who were decently popular celebrities, at least to the public it was lucky. Because at home she never received any emotional connection to her parents like everyone else did, it was always a babysitter/nanny or her homeschool teacher. This left Sunhee extremely socially deprived. She guided herself to the internet to invest time.

Her birth was well known to the public, they kept a close eye on her growth / everything they did. Think of it as her parents thinking it is safer for her to be at home.

Finally, during high school, her parents allowed her to enroll in an actual school since they believed she could take care of herself (even if she started school with a body guard for the first year).

Due to her lack of socialization, Sunhee glued herself to the more rich kids that she thought was pretty. Little did she know how toxic they could be, but she kept herself to it and adapted their personality due to the fact she wanted to fit in.

Jiah, someone in the same year as her, was one of the many people that took interest in her. She often flirted with Sunhee and it made Sunhee uncomfortable because her friends were homophobic (even if she wasn’t and Jiah’s smile actually made her feel warm). This lead to her friends deciding they should teach Jiah a lesson to stay away from Sunhee.

Unfortunately, the ‘prank’ / ‘lesson’ actually lead to Jiah’s death by accident. The other girls went a little too hard on her, causing her to fall off a cliff and hit her head hard enough to kill her instantly. All of those there decided to lie to hide their connection to Jiah with false alibis to save themselves.

Two months after Jiah was reported missing, her body was discovered and labeled as a suicide. Sunhee never spoke about Jiah or the incident since.

Her personality fell apart with blame, this caused Sunhee to become depressed with PTSD and suicidal tendencies. She would cut herself deeply (like the scar down her hip). Eventually her parents decided to move somewhere else thinking it was because of her friends. She moved to Seoul.

While in Seoul, Sunhee decided to attempt a new life by beginning a career via social media and monetizing herself off her parent’s fames. It worked, to say the least, and she enjoyed it as it mentally made her (not really) move past what happened.

Right now she is a social media influencer for the fashion and beauty community.

She decided to enroll into Gosan U as a business major because she wants to open her own makeup product line, etc. But she spends a lot of time dwelling in dramas, parties, and one night stands. #MissPopular.

[secret-engima]

How do the rest of the Kingsglaive react to Nyx and Nox getting together? (Hell, how do Regis & Co/Noctis & Co react?) Were there betting pools? (I bet there was) Also, what happens when Galahdians from different clans marry? Does one partner leave their clan and join their spouse? Do they stay in their birth clans? Or are they both adopted into the other clan and considered to be of two clans?

Hmmmm mixed reactions of shock, “ah-hah!”, and possibly eternal despair (mostly from Lib and Axis).

-No betting pools for a while, because somehow only Lib and Axis saw this coming (they know their idiots, they know that their idiots have the Same Chaotic Energy and will be magnetically attracted to each other, it was just a matter of time).

-Betting pool starts up after Nyx kisses Nox in front of like- half the glaive. But they Don’t Tell Anyone because they want the DrAMa and Regis might ruin it if he knows too soon. The betting pool is over how long it will take before someone catches those two making out/who catches them. They gleefully act as Nyx’s and Nox’s alibi’s whenever necessary because watching Nyx try to Court Nox like a Proper Galahdian and Nox flail as he tries to Court Back with Axis’s help is the most entertainment they’ve had in  y e a r s. Ardyn runs the betting pool because Monica is not allowed to know about this yet, Titus just ... sighs and braces for the apocalypse that is an Ulric-Izunia pairing.

-Ignis is the one to catch them about- a year and one Galahdian wedding later (Galahdian weddings are so short and informal that it’s truly ridiculously easy to do it, Nox might not even know it counts as a wedding until after when Axis tracks him down and slaps him over the head when he spots the Wedding Bead/Braid in his hair). Ignis is like- 14-15 by that point? Probably? and accidentally walks in on them kissing.

-In. His. Kitchen.

-To say that Ignis is Displeased™ is an understatement of the Century. He tattles to Regis and the others Immediately as revenge, but as he doesn’t know about Galahdian weddings, all he says is that Nox and Nyx are dating/making out. Regis is- a little bit flummoxed but Ulric has a stellar record so ... okay? Just no funny business before marriage, Nox, don’t make my mistakes. Nox, who is already married by Galahdian standards but Not Ready to tell his Dad that he basically eloped by accident is just like- “Sure” while Nyx bites down on her snickers with much effort.

-Cor tries to Shovel Talk, but Ulrics have no survival instincts and are thus not threatened. Clarus takes one look at Nox’s face and sighs heavily, because he’s getting Regis flashbacks all over again, but seeing as Clarus is the one with grandkids already and not Regis- he can’t exactly lecture.

-Ardyn won the betting pool btw.

-Noctis is like- 12-13 and only just getting into his own “girls are cute” phase so he’s more than a little weirded out by all this. Tries to Shovel Talk on behalf of his brother and is cooed at for it because he’s just a bby LC to the glaive, lookit him try to be threatening so cute.

-Gladio asks Nox how he did it, Nox bluntly admits that Nyx started it and Nox has no advice whatsoever. Gladio goes away disappointed, then remembers he has a married older brother and goes to pester him on How To Land A Date. Axis is Officially Dead Inside™.

-They manage to keep their relationship a secret from the public for like- another two years when Regis finally figures out that Nox and Nyx are married by Galahdian standards and treating each other as such and if he wants a Proper Lucian Wedding he must orchestrate one himself.

-To describe the media, noble society circles, and mooglenet once this gets out, I give you two words: Nuclear. Meltdown.

On Galahdian weddings/etc:

-Usually the partner to propose leaves their Clan to join the other Clan, because proposing indicates a willingness to join their spouse-to-be’s family over their own. This does not count if one member is an “Outsider”, in which case the Outsider is formally accepted into the Clan. This also doesn’t count for Ulics, because Ulrics are Special by Galahdian standards and Nox was fine with becoming an Ulric even though he was adopted as an Arra and so “technically” Nyx should have joined Axis’s Clan. Because Nyx is both an Ulric and possibly the last of her Clan, nobody is surprised or disapproving that Nox becomes an Ulric instead.

-Adoption via both Clans happens if the wedding is being used to finalize an Alliance, though afterward the children are split per Clan name- boys going to the Clan of the wife and girls going to the Clan of the husband for reasons long ago lost in myth and tradition.

-In case you are wondering, Galahdian weddings are Stupid Simple. It goes like this-

Step One: Make an appropriately pretty/shiny wedding bead and courtship necklace for intended Spouse.

Step Two: Present wedding bead and necklace to intended Spouse in front of as Many Witnesses As Possible (minimum of three, but as this is usually done in like- the village square on a market day for good luck, witnesses usually number 90% of the given village population).

Step Three: Pray to all that is holy that intended Spouse accepts proposal and doesn’t stab you in the face as is their Right should they find you unworthy.

Step Four: Thank all that is holy when intended Spouse accepts bead and necklace and help Spouse put on necklace and make a new braid for the wedding bead.

Congratulations you are now married in the eyes of your Clan, your Spouse’s Clan, everyone in your given village, and Ramuh the Fulgarian with all the rights, privileges, and duties therein.

Courtship is an optional step both before and after Galahdian wedding. Some recommend it beforehand, but as this tradition was founded in tiny villages where everyone grew up knowing everyone else it is not necessary. Most initiate Courtship afterward as the Galahdian version of a honeymoon (since a villager can’t exactly take months off when there is work to be done and food to hunt).

Wedding Feast/Party is optional and is often folded into the nearest Festival to save on time/money/food.

Galahdians do not divorce. It just doesn’t happen. Fighting couples can separate to live with their old Clans, but regular efforts must be attempted to patch the relationship. In Ye Olden Days a “divorce” was one spouse challenging the other to a death match in front of the whole village, survivor gets the kids, the house, and all the possessions therein. For probably obvious reasons this practice has not been in favor for about five+ centuries, though angry, non-lethal duels are still considered a way to blow off steam.

If a spouse is abusive and can be proven so, divorce is still not a thing in the typical sense, because the Clan of both spouses will cast out the abuser and mark him/her as Nameless and Clanless, Shunned and Scourge-blooded. Abuser will be forcibly tattooed on the hand/arm with a mark that tells all Galahdians who see what this person is so that they cannot trick another spouse into their clutches. They are then considered a non-entity, purged from all historical records, inheritance lists, and population records and the rescued spouse is treated as if he/she was never married in the first place and had the kids all by his/her self and thus is free to marry someone else after a year-long minimum period to recover from any trauma.

There we go, thank you for coming to my TED talk on Galahdian marriage customs.

[hugogw]

( CIS-MALE. HE/HIM ) you know SEBASTIAN ‘BASH’ GRAYSON, right? they’re TWENTY ONE and majoring in MUSIC COMPOSITION? still nothing? well, they look exactly like TIMOTHEE CHALAMET, so you can’t miss them. i’ve heard they’re really PASSIONATE, but super DESTRUCTIVE too… it makes perfect sense that they’re a VIRGO. anyways, if you see them, tell them they left their BINDER OF SHEET MUSIC in class and that i have it. 

hi guys! i’m madison and i’m super excited to be apart of this group? i already love it and every one of you SM so please, do me the honor in plotting with me! like this if you’d like to plot with bash and i’ll message you!

TW: Abuse, Alcoholism

There he is, the Dean’s son and an actual legacy.

For as long as he could remember, it’s unfortunately always been him and his father. His mom died while giving birth to Bash and his Dad has never ever forgiven him for it.

His father is abusive and an alcoholic (that same gene he passed down to his son unfortunately) though he hides it well because…he’s the Dean of the school. Both physically, emotionally and verbally. Since he’s been dealing with it his entire life, he’s sort of accepted it as something that he deserves so he doesn’t really fight it. After all, if it weren’t for him his mother would still be alive. And his father isn’t hurting anyone other than him so Bash has never…really seen the problem. A complete victim’s mindset.

So due to this he thinks he’s a worthless piece of shit that won’t amount to anything and who doesn’t deserve love or happiness. As his father constantly reminds him, he’s just a burden on the world and all around him, feeding to the country’s overpopulation. He was the biggest mistake of his Dad’s life.

Again, he thinks he deserves it and he believes he needs his father. Dean Grayson has convinced him that he wouldn’t survive a minute in the world without him. Bash is just…delusional and as much as he hates his Dad, he grossly respects and values his opinion. After all he doesn’t know better and doesn’t know anything more.

His father shielded him from a normal childhood too. He was homeschooled and had very few school friends. It wasn’t until high school where he was suddenly thrust into the social scene and let’s just say he didn’t adjust well.

On the frequent occasions where his father beats him to where it’s visible, Bash will usually go to a bar and elicit a fight to get more flesh wounds apparent so that he has an alibi. So basically everyone at Somerset just thinks he’s a drunken troublemaker who gets into a shit ton of fights. Which like…isn’t wrong. He is drunk or high 99% of the time and he’s getting into fights.

At least when he gets hit, he feels something. Whereas he’s gotten so good at numbing and shoving down any sort of feelings. Shout out to liquor!

He’s always loved music, it’s his sole happy place and when his fingers are gracing that of a piano it’s like…he’s transported away from the bullshit. As lame as it sounds, he feels like his piano is his only and last connection to his Mom. She used to play and when he plays, he feels like he’s playing for her and to her like…spiritually. He can feel her when he’s writing, composing and playing. She gives him the music and he puts it to paper.

Also gay af.

ALSO DO NOT CALL HIM SEBASTIAN. it’s a massive fucking trigger for him! it’s what his dad always calls him before he’s about to beat the shit out of him. i mean you can but he won’t react great.

PERSONALITY WISE:

He’s a sarcastic asshole who tries to act all tough but who is severely craving human intimacy and companionship. When people start to get close and he starts to trust them, he panics, literal panic attacks that cause him to just snap and do everything he can to push that person FAR away and out of his life. He’s really smart but he doesn’t think so which means he doesn’t apply himself. Doesn’t really trust anyone. Will party and sometimes when he’s really high he’ll like…relax and cut loose and be real with people but then the next day he’ll deny it ever happened.

PLOTS:

In simple terms: FWB, Exes that he probably cheated on or pushed away, Hook ups, Friends, Study buddies, party buddies, smoking buddies, reckless shithead buddies etc.

MORE DETAILED PLOTS:

ROMANTIC/PHYSICAL:

[ current | fwb ] muse a and muse b met through mutual friends and quickly hit it off as friends. offhandedly one day, muse a mentioned something one day that muse b quickly turned sexual. they locked eyes and the next minute they were in a room, locked away, undressing each other. after exiting the room, the two agreed that it would never happen again…until a few days later, when it did. they keep saying they won’t come back for more.

[ current | just do it already ] muse a and muse b have been in love with each other for like, ever. neither of them are willing to admit it though, even to themselves. their friends are constantly joking about it and they both wave it off – but when one isn’t looking, anyone could see the adoration in the other’s face with ease.

[ past | dating ] muse a and muse b were the kind of people that immediately rejected each other, going to other people instead. then muse a found themselves in a room with their ex and pulled muse b aside to ask them to fake being their significant other for the night. over the next few hours, their fake date became a real one and soon things progressed into a relationship.

[ previous | friends…i guess? ] muse a and muse b were friends prior to their spontaneous hook-up and their world turned upside down. dazed, they decided to start dating that moment and to their credit, tried to make it work for a few weeks. muse a finally ( and nervously ) let out that they weren’t feeling it. to their relief, muse b admitted they were feeling the same. they decided to stay friends, but now have the added “i’ve seen you naked” awkwardness.

[ previous/current | on again, off again ] muse a and muse b love each other, but their relationship is toxic so they are constantly on and off. they always get along as friends, but the second they became lovers something always changes. they care a lot about each other, but something always goes awry.

[ your choice | hook up ] muse a recently broke up with their significant other, and in their post-breakup state got some revenge by hooking up with their ex’s best friend, muse b. neither expected the night to be so…memorable. your choice on what they do about it.

PLATONIC:

[ positive | two way street ] muse a and muse b frequent the same coffee shop and often made casual hellos to each other until the coffee shop raised their prices. muse a went to order their usual drink and lifted their eyes in surprise at the new price, hand helplessly prepared to hand over exact change. muse b quickly swooped in and saved the day, buying both of their coffees. next time they were both in the shop, muse a paid for muse b’s drink. they flip who pays each time as some sort of game now, but they’ve only had minor conversation as one or the other always seems to be in a rush.

[ positive | friends ] when muse a moved in, they didn’t expect to see muse b climbing up/standing on the fire escape right outside their living room window. they went to confront muse b and scared them, making both fear for the life of muse b for a moment. apologetic, muse a invited muse b in and the two connected almost immediately. ( muse b may or may not have explained their presence on the fire escape during this conversation // reason could have been that they knew who lived in muse a’s apartment before but didn’t know that they moved )

[ current | platonic or romantic ] *tw: alcohol. muse a and muse b met at a bar. throughout the night, muse b got more and more inebriated. being the good ( or bad ) samaritan they are, muse a decides to take muse b back to their house before they end up on the floor. when they arrive at muse a’s building/house, muse b ( loudly ) asks muse a how the heck ! muse a knew where they lived. turns out – they live a mere few floors/doors/houses away from each other.

[ current | platonic ] muse a is an extrovert – so much so that when muse b started moving in, they didn’t even wait for the moving truck to pull away before introducing themselves. in fact, muse a even started helping unload the truck without being asked. ( BONUS: muse b was super grateful for the help and their relationship is great // muse b is Grumpy™ and was annoyed that muse a started helping without asking and their relationship is tense. )

[louisweasleyy]

[ & ; * - matt daddario / homosexual / he/him ] isn’t it weird how close { sebastian 'bash' monroe } resembles { matt daddario }? damn, i heard they are a { twenty three } year old { undergraduate } and a member of { delta sigma chi } studying { music composition }. outside of class { bash } participates in { art } and their party anthem is { colors } by { halsey }.

hi guys! i’m madison and sorry for posting this so late. i have family visiting so my activity is gonna be a little spotty until after this weekend. i’m also playing rory (the kristine froseth fc!) anyways like this if you’d like to plot with bash and i’ll message you!

tw: child abuse, death

There he is, the Dean’s son and a Yale Legacy!

For as long as he could remember, it’s unfortunately always been him and his father. His mom died while giving birth to Bash and his Dad has never ever forgiven him for it.

Their grandparents are never really around except for when they need Bash and his father for publicity but mainly they benefit off of the school’s wages and go on extravagant vacations and want nothing to do with the Monroe boys.

His father is abusive though he hides it well because…he’s the Dean of the school. Both physically, emotionally and verbally. Since he’s been dealing with it his entire life, he’s sort of accepted it as something that he deserves so he doesn’t really fight it. After all, if it weren’t for him his mother would still be alive. And his father isn’t hurting anyone other than him so Bash has never…really seen the problem. A complete victim’s mindset.

So due to this he thinks he’s a worthless piece of shit that won’t amount to anything and who doesn’t deserve love or happiness. As his father constantly reminds him, he’s just a burden on the world and all around him, feeding to the country’s overpopulation. He was the biggest mistake of his Dad’s life.

Even though Sebastian is a MAN now, a whole 23 years, he hasn’t gravitated away from his Dad. Again, he thinks he deserves it and he believes he needs his father. Dean Monroe has convinced him that he wouldn’t survive a minute in the world without him. Bash is just…delusional and as much as he hates his Dad, he grossly respects and values his opinion. After all he doesn’t know better and doesn’t know anything more.

On the frequent occasions where his father beats him to where it’s visible, Bash will usually go to a bar and elicit a fight to get more flesh wounds apparent so that he has an alibi. So basically everyone at Yale just thinks he’s a drunken troublemaker who gets into a shit ton of fights. Which like…isn’t wrong. He is drunk or high 99% of the time and he’s getting into fights.

At least when he gets hit, he feels something. Whereas he’s gotten so good at numbing and shoving down any sort of feelings. Shout out to liquor!

He’s always loved music, it’s his sole happy place and when his fingers are gracing that of a piano it’s like…he’s transported away from the bullshit. As lame as it sounds, he feels like his piano is his only and last connection to his Mom. She used to play and when he plays, he feels like he’s playing for her and to her like…spiritually. He can feel her when he’s writing, composing and playing. She gives him the music and he puts it to paper.

Also gay af.

ALSO DO NOT CALL HIM SEBASTIAN. it’s a massive fucking trigger for him! it’s what his dad always calls him before he’s about to beat the shit out of him. i mean you can but he won’t react great.

His ex-boyfriend is Grayson and his father forced him to break up with him

Also Bash got into Julliard with a full ride scholarship but his dad is...possessive so he fucked with his admissions and made it so Bash could not get accepted into any other school.

PERSONALITY WISE:

He’s a sarcastic asshole who tries to act all tough but who is severely craving human intimacy and companionship. When people start to get close and he starts to trust them, he panics, literal panic attacks that cause him to just snap and do everything he can to push that person FAR away and out of his life. He’s really smart but he doesn’t think so which means he doesn’t apply himself. Doesn’t really trust anyone. Will party and sometimes when he’s really high he’ll like…relax and cut loose and be real with people but then the next day he’ll deny it ever happened.

PLOTS:

In simple terms: FWB, Exes that he probably cheated on or pushed away, Hook ups, Friends, Study buddies, party buddies, smoking buddies, reckless shithead buddies etc.

MORE DETAILED PLOTS:

ROMANTIC/PHYSICAL:

[ current | fwb ] muse a and muse b met through mutual friends and quickly hit it off as friends. offhandedly one day, muse a mentioned something one day that muse b quickly turned sexual. they locked eyes and the next minute they were in a room, locked away, undressing each other. after exiting the room, the two agreed that it would never happen again…until a few days later, when it did. they keep saying they won’t come back for more.

[ current | just do it already ] muse a and muse b have been in love with each other for like, ever. neither of them are willing to admit it though, even to themselves. their friends are constantly joking about it and they both wave it off – but when one isn’t looking, anyone could see the adoration in the other’s face with ease.

[ past | dating ] muse a and muse b were the kind of people that immediately rejected each other, going to other people instead. then muse a found themselves in a room with their ex and pulled muse b aside to ask them to fake being their significant other for the night. over the next few hours, their fake date became a real one and soon things progressed into a relationship.

[ previous | friends…i guess? ] muse a and muse b were friends prior to their spontaneous hook-up and their world turned upside down. dazed, they decided to start dating that moment and to their credit, tried to make it work for a few weeks. muse a finally ( and nervously ) let out that they weren’t feeling it. to their relief, muse b admitted they were feeling the same. they decided to stay friends, but now have the added “i’ve seen you naked” awkwardness.

[ previous/current | on again, off again ] muse a and muse b love each other, but their relationship is toxic so they are constantly on and off. they always get along as friends, but the second they became lovers something always changes. they care a lot about each other, but something always goes awry.

[ your choice | hook up ] muse a recently broke up with their significant other, and in their post-breakup state got some revenge by hooking up with their ex’s best friend, muse b. neither expected the night to be so…memorable. your choice on what they do about it.

PLATONIC:

[ positive | two way street ] muse a and muse b frequent the same coffee shop and often made casual hellos to each other until the coffee shop raised their prices. muse a went to order their usual drink and lifted their eyes in surprise at the new price, hand helplessly prepared to hand over exact change. muse b quickly swooped in and saved the day, buying both of their coffees. next time they were both in the shop, muse a paid for muse b’s drink. they flip who pays each time as some sort of game now, but they’ve only had minor conversation as one or the other always seems to be in a rush.

[ positive | friends ] when muse a moved in, they didn’t expect to see muse b climbing up/standing on the fire escape right outside their living room window. they went to confront muse b and scared them, making both fear for the life of muse b for a moment. apologetic, muse a invited muse b in and the two connected almost immediately. ( muse b may or may not have explained their presence on the fire escape during this conversation // reason could have been that they knew who lived in muse a’s apartment before but didn’t know that they moved )

[ current | platonic or romantic ] *tw: alcohol. muse a and muse b met at a bar. throughout the night, muse b got more and more inebriated. being the good ( or bad ) samaritan they are, muse a decides to take muse b back to their house before they end up on the floor. when they arrive at muse a’s building/house, muse b ( loudly ) asks muse a how the heck ! muse a knew where they lived. turns out – they live a mere few floors/doors/houses away from each other.

[ current | platonic ] muse a is an extrovert – so much so that when muse b started moving in, they didn’t even wait for the moving truck to pull away before introducing themselves. in fact, muse a even started helping unload the truck without being asked. ( BONUS: muse b was super grateful for the help and their relationship is great // muse b is Grumpy™ and was annoyed that muse a started helping without asking and their relationship is tense. )

[roryaikins]

( cis-male ) haven’t seen SEBASTIAN ‘BASH’ LOCKWOOD around in a while. theBENJAMIN WADSWORTH lookalike has been known to be (+) INTUITIVE & (+) INSIGHTFUL, but HE can also be (-) RECLUSIVE & (-) WITHDRAWN. The 21 year old is aSOPHOMORE majoring in MUSIC COMPOSITION. I believe they’re living in WANDERERbut I popped by earlier and no one answered the door.

WHAM BAM. Like this if you’d like to plot with Bashie Poo.

TW: Abuse

There he is, the Dean’s son and an actual legacy from one of the Lockwood founders! Aka his grandpop.

For as long as he could remember, it’s unfortunately always been him and his father. His mom died while giving birth to Bash and his Dad has never ever forgiven him for it.

Their grandparents are never really around except for when they need Bash and his father for publicity but mainly they benefit off of the school’s wages and go on extravagant vacations and what nothing to do with the Lockwood boys.

His father is abusive though he hides it well because…he’s the Dean of the school. Both physically, emotionally and verbally. Since he’s been dealing with it his entire life, he’s sort of accepted it as something that he deserves so he doesn’t really fight it. After all, if it weren’t for him his mother would still be alive. And his father isn’t hurting anyone other than him so Bash has never…really seen the problem. A complete victim’s mindset.

So due to this he thinks he’s a worthless piece of shit that won’t amount to anything and who doesn’t deserve love or happiness. As his father constantly reminds him, he’s just a burden on the world and all around him, feeding to the country’s overpopulation. He was the biggest mistake of his Dad’s life.

Even though Sebastian is a MAN now, a whole 21 years, he hasn’t gravitated away from his Dad. Again, he thinks he deserves it and he believes he needs his father. Dean Lockwood has convinced him that he wouldn’t survive a minute in the world without him. Bash is just…delusional and as much as he hates his Dad, he grossly respects and values his opinion. After all he doesn’t know better and doesn’t know anything more.

His father shielded him from a normal childhood too. He was homeschooled and had very few school friends. It wasn’t until college where he was suddenly thrust into the social scene and let’s just say he hasn’t…adjusted well.

On the frequent occasions where his father beats him to where it’s visible, Bash will usually go to a bar and elicit a fight to get more flesh wounds apparent so that he has an alibi. So basically everyone at Lockwood just thinks he’s a drunken troublemaker who gets into a shit ton of fights. Which like…isn’t wrong. He is drunk or high 99% of the time and he’s getting into fights.

At least when he gets hit, he feels something. Whereas he’s gotten so good at numbing and shoving down any sort of feelings. Shout out to liquor!

He’s always loved music, it’s his sole happy place and when his fingers are gracing that of a piano it’s like…he’s transported away from the bullshit. As lame as it sounds, he feels like his piano is his only and last connection to his Mom. She used to play and when he plays, he feels like he’s playing for her and to her like…spiritually. He can feel her when he’s writing, composing and playing. She gives him the music and he puts it to paper.

Also gay af.

ALSO DO NOT CALL HIM SEBASTIAN. it’s a massive fucking trigger for him! it’s what his dad always calls him before he’s about to beat the shit out of him. i mean you can but he won’t react great.

PERSONALITY WISE:

He’s a sarcastic asshole who tries to act all tough but who is severely craving human intimacy and companionship. When people start to get close and he starts to trust them, he panics, literal panic attacks that cause him to just snap and do everything he can to push that person FAR away and out of his life. He’s really smart but he doesn’t think so which means he doesn’t apply himself. Doesn’t really trust anyone. Will party and sometimes when he’s really high he’ll like…relax and cut loose and be real with people but then the next day he’ll deny it ever happened.

PLOTS:

In simple terms: FWB, Exes that he probably cheated on or pushed away, Hook ups, Friends, Study buddies, party buddies, smoking buddies, reckless shithead buddies etc.

MORE DETAILED PLOTS:

ROMANTIC/PHYSICAL:

[ current | fwb ] muse a and muse b met through mutual friends and quickly hit it off as friends. offhandedly one day, muse a mentioned something one day that muse b quickly turned sexual. they locked eyes and the next minute they were in a room, locked away, undressing each other. after exiting the room, the two agreed that it would never happen again…until a few days later, when it did. they keep saying they won’t come back for more.

[ current | just do it already ] muse a and muse b have been in love with each other for like, ever. neither of them are willing to admit it though, even to themselves. their friends are constantly joking about it and they both wave it off – but when one isn’t looking, anyone could see the adoration in the other’s face with ease.

[ past | dating ] muse a and muse b were the kind of people that immediately rejected each other, going to other people instead. then muse a found themselves in a room with their ex and pulled muse b aside to ask them to fake being their significant other for the night. over the next few hours, their fake date became a real one and soon things progressed into a relationship.

[ previous | friends…i guess? ] muse a and muse b were friends prior to their spontaneous hook-up and their world turned upside down. dazed, they decided to start dating that moment and to their credit, tried to make it work for a few weeks. muse a finally ( and nervously ) let out that they weren’t feeling it. to their relief, muse b admitted they were feeling the same. they decided to stay friends, but now have the added “i’ve seen you naked” awkwardness.

[ previous/current | on again, off again ] muse a and muse b love each other, but their relationship is toxic so they are constantly on and off. they always get along as friends, but the second they became lovers something always changes. they care a lot about each other, but something always goes awry.

[ your choice | hook up ] muse a recently broke up with their significant other, and in their post-breakup state got some revenge by hooking up with their ex’s best friend, muse b. neither expected the night to be so…memorable. your choice on what they do about it.

PLATONIC:

[ positive | two way street ] muse a and muse b frequent the same coffee shop and often made casual hellos to each other until the coffee shop raised their prices. muse a went to order their usual drink and lifted their eyes in surprise at the new price, hand helplessly prepared to hand over exact change. muse b quickly swooped in and saved the day, buying both of their coffees. next time they were both in the shop, muse a paid for muse b’s drink. they flip who pays each time as some sort of game now, but they’ve only had minor conversation as one or the other always seems to be in a rush.

[ positive | friends ] when muse a moved in, they didn’t expect to see muse b climbing up/standing on the fire escape right outside their living room window. they went to confront muse b and scared them, making both fear for the life of muse b for a moment. apologetic, muse a invited muse b in and the two connected almost immediately. ( muse b may or may not have explained their presence on the fire escape during this conversation // reason could have been that they knew who lived in muse a’s apartment before but didn’t know that they moved )

[ current | platonic or romantic ] *tw: alcohol. muse a and muse b met at a bar. throughout the night, muse b got more and more inebriated. being the good ( or bad ) samaritan they are, muse a decides to take muse b back to their house before they end up on the floor. when they arrive at muse a’s building/house, muse b ( loudly ) asks muse a how the heck ! muse a knew where they lived. turns out – they live a mere few floors/doors/houses away from each other.

[ current | platonic ] muse a is an extrovert – so much so that when muse b started moving in, they didn’t even wait for the moving truck to pull away before introducing themselves. in fact, muse a even started helping unload the truck without being asked. ( BONUS: muse b was super grateful for the help and their relationship is great // muse b is Grumpy™ and was annoyed that muse a started helping without asking and their relationship is tense. )

[teddyadelberg]

[ giancarlo commare, twenty-one, cis-male, he/him ] ━ hey, I just saw [ sebastian 'bash' monroe ] walking down the streets of crownsville. they’ve lived in town for [ twenty-one years ], and you can catch them around town working as a [ student ]. I hear they’re known to be [ passionate & talented ] and [ reckless & impulsive ]. if asked, they would say their aesthetic would be [ fingers that grace the keys of a piano, bruised knuckles, reckless antics ]

TW: Abuse

FINALLY POSTING an intro for my dude. I’m gonna try to get one up for Hadley later but LIKE THIS IF YOU’D LIKE TO PLOT and I’ll message you.

For as long as he could remember, it’s unfortunately always been him and his father. His mom died while giving birth to Bash and his Dad has never ever forgiven him for it. 

His father is abusive though he hides it well because…he’s the town’s most critically acclaimed lawyer. Both physically, emotionally and verbally. Since he’s been dealing with it his entire life, he’s sort of accepted it as something that he deserves so he doesn’t really fight it. After all, if it weren’t for him his mother would still be alive. And his father isn’t hurting anyone other than him so Bash has never…really seen the problem. A complete victim’s mindset.

So due to this he thinks he’s a worthless piece of shit that won’t amount to anything and who doesn’t deserve love or happiness. As his father constantly reminds him, he’s just a burden on the world and all around him, feeding to the country’s overpopulation. He was the biggest mistake of his Dad’s life.

Even though Sebastian is a MAN now, a whole 21 years, he hasn’t gravitated away from his Dad. Again, he thinks he deserves it and he believes he needs his father. He has convinced him that he wouldn’t survive a minute in the world without him. Bash is just…delusional and as much as he hates his Dad, he grossly respects and values his opinion. After all he doesn’t know better and doesn’t know anything more.

His father shielded him from a normal childhood too. He was homeschooled and had very few school friends. It wasn’t until college where he was suddenly thrust into the social scene and let’s just say he hasn’t…adjusted well.

On the frequent occasions where his father beats him to where it’s visible, Bash will usually go to a bar and elicit a fight to get more flesh wounds apparent so that he has an alibi. So basically everyone in Crownsville just thinks he’s a drunken troublemaker who gets into a shit ton of fights. Which like…isn’t wrong. He is drunk or high 99% of the time and he’s getting into fights.

BUT IDK maybe people in town definitely suspect and he’s not as good at hiding it as he thinks...

At least when he gets hit, he feels something. Whereas he’s gotten so good at numbing and shoving down any sort of feelings. Shout out to liquor!

He’s always loved music, it’s his sole happy place and when his fingers are gracing that of a piano it’s like…he’s transported away from the bullshit. As lame as it sounds, he feels like his piano is his only and last connection to his Mom. She used to play and when he plays, he feels like he’s playing for her and to her like…spiritually. He can feel her when he’s writing, composing and playing. She gives him the music and he puts it to paper.

Also gay af.

ALSO DO NOT CALL HIM SEBASTIAN. it’s a massive fucking trigger for him! it’s what his dad always calls him before he’s about to beat the shit out of him. i mean you can but he won’t react great.

PERSONALITY WISE:

He’s a sarcastic asshole who tries to act all tough but who is severely craving human intimacy and companionship. When people start to get close and he starts to trust them, he panics, literal panic attacks that cause him to just snap and do everything he can to push that person FAR away and out of his life. He’s really smart but he doesn’t think so which means he doesn’t apply himself. Doesn’t really trust anyone. Will party and sometimes when he’s really high he’ll like…relax and cut loose and be real with people but then the next day he’ll deny it ever happened.

PLOTS:

In simple terms: FWB, Exes that he probably cheated on or pushed away, Someone that maybe knows his Dad is a creep and is protective, offers him a safe haven, Hook ups, Friends, Study buddies, party buddies, smoking buddies, reckless shithead buddies etc.

MORE DETAILED PLOTS:

ROMANTIC/PHYSICAL:

[ current | fwb ] muse a and muse b met through mutual friends and quickly hit it off as friends. offhandedly one day, muse a mentioned something one day that muse b quickly turned sexual. they locked eyes and the next minute they were in a room, locked away, undressing each other. after exiting the room, the two agreed that it would never happen again…until a few days later, when it did. they keep saying they won’t come back for more.

[ current | just do it already ] muse a and muse b have been in love with each other for like, ever. neither of them are willing to admit it though, even to themselves. their friends are constantly joking about it and they both wave it off – but when one isn’t looking, anyone could see the adoration in the other’s face with ease.

[ past | dating ] muse a and muse b were the kind of people that immediately rejected each other, going to other people instead. then muse a found themselves in a room with their ex and pulled muse b aside to ask them to fake being their significant other for the night. over the next few hours, their fake date became a real one and soon things progressed into a relationship.

[ previous | friends…i guess? ] muse a and muse b were friends prior to their spontaneous hook-up and their world turned upside down. dazed, they decided to start dating that moment and to their credit, tried to make it work for a few weeks. muse a finally ( and nervously ) let out that they weren’t feeling it. to their relief, muse b admitted they were feeling the same. they decided to stay friends, but now have the added “i’ve seen you naked” awkwardness.

[ previous/current | on again, off again ] muse a and muse b love each other, but their relationship is toxic so they are constantly on and off. they always get along as friends, but the second they became lovers something always changes. they care a lot about each other, but something always goes awry.

[ your choice | hook up ] muse a recently broke up with their significant other, and in their post-breakup state got some revenge by hooking up with their ex’s best friend, muse b. neither expected the night to be so…memorable. your choice on what they do about it.

PLATONIC:

[ positive | two way street ] muse a and muse b frequent the same coffee shop and often made casual hellos to each other until the coffee shop raised their prices. muse a went to order their usual drink and lifted their eyes in surprise at the new price, hand helplessly prepared to hand over exact change. muse b quickly swooped in and saved the day, buying both of their coffees. next time they were both in the shop, muse a paid for muse b’s drink. they flip who pays each time as some sort of game now, but they’ve only had minor conversation as one or the other always seems to be in a rush.

[ positive | friends ] when muse a moved in, they didn’t expect to see muse b climbing up/standing on the fire escape right outside their living room window. they went to confront muse b and scared them, making both fear for the life of muse b for a moment. apologetic, muse a invited muse b in and the two connected almost immediately. ( muse b may or may not have explained their presence on the fire escape during this conversation // reason could have been that they knew who lived in muse a’s apartment before but didn’t know that they moved )

[ current | platonic or romantic ] *tw: alcohol. muse a and muse b met at a bar. throughout the night, muse b got more and more inebriated. being the good ( or bad ) samaritan they are, muse a decides to take muse b back to their house before they end up on the floor. when they arrive at muse a’s building/house, muse b ( loudly ) asks muse a how the heck ! muse a knew where they lived. turns out – they live a mere few floors/doors/houses away from each other.

[ current | platonic ] muse a is an extrovert – so much so that when muse b started moving in, they didn’t even wait for the moving truck to pull away before introducing themselves. in fact, muse a even started helping unload the truck without being asked. ( BONUS: muse b was super grateful for the help and their relationship is great // muse b is Grumpy™ and was annoyed that muse a started helping without asking and their relationship is tense. )

[thebestplltheories]

Can you update me on what’s going on with The Perfectionists? I’ve been so consumed with Uni I feel like I’ve been gone for 10 years and I come onto tumblr I see all the posts about The Perfectionists, I barely understand what’s going on!!

Welcome back!!!!This is the main synopsis of the show:Everything about the town of Beacon Heights seems perfect, from their top-tier college to their overachieving residents. But nothing in Beacon Heights is as it appears to be. The stress of needing to be perfect leads to the town’s first murder. Behind every Perfectionist is a secret, a lie and a needed alibi.So essentially it’s a spinoff of PLL starring Ali and Mona, taking place in a new town called Beacon Heights. We will find out how and why Ali and Mona are in this new town. It’s set at University, NOT high school, so I threw a party when I found out about that (no not really lol). It’s based on the books of the same name but SOOOOO much is already different from the books, I mean, for starters, Ali and Mona are in the show. But also, some characters from the books have actually been deleted (Julie, Parker, Mackenzie) and will not be in the show at all. So Marlene is just using the overall main story of the book and applying it to her own set of characters. There are lots of new males in the cast, in particular in the core group, which really excites me - it’s different to PLL where all the guys were just the Liars’ boyfriends. Now guys are actually in the core group, in a non-romantic connection. It’s still being called Pretty Little Liars even though there are so many males in the cast, which is kinda weird, but I’ll get used to it. I dunno, but the adjectives “pretty” and “little” aren’t really used a lot to describe guys lolIt’s still in the pilot stage. It hasn’t been renewed for a full first season, but it will. Almost every show goes through this stage. I don’t know a single network that has renewed a series before it has seen the pilot. Sofia Carson has said it is airing in 2019.(Oh and also just quickly - there are leaks going around regarding who dies, how they die, etc. so if you see them, try to stay away from them. I accidentally saw the leak because the spoiler alert was placed AFTER the picture. Very very silly formatting. I didn’t know what I was looking at until after I had even zoomed in.... I wish I didn’t see the picture. It’s looking like an amazing pilot!)Those are the main things that come to mind straight away!! When the show starts, we are continuing theories like we did on PLL and we are gonna solve this mystery together. Guaranteed. At the end of the day, Marlene is only human. Her brain is no more intellectual than anyone else on the internet. We can solve her mysteries, for sure.

[rxdonmyledger]

From Firenze with love| Three

Author’s Note: Finally! The last chapter of this short series starring Eggsy! I hope you all like it as much as I did while writing it! Feedback would be appreciated. Feel free to send me requests, headcanons, etc!

PS: I used Google translated for the sentences in Russian. I hope they’re not wrong!

Warnings: Language, Angst, Fluff, Smut, ONLY ADULTS, Spankings, Oral sex (f receiving), unprotected sex.

Words: 2,809.

One. Two.

“Where were you? The dresses are here” Eggsy looked at you as you came inside the room, your eyes looking at the floor while you placed your bag on the table. You sighed and observed the bags with the logo of Elie Saab and the boxes. Merlin had thought of everything, it seemed.

“I needed to take some fresh air. Where were you?” you replied bitterly, grabbing the hanger of the dress and placing it high so you could unzip the bag.

“I was…wait, what?” Eggsy frowned and you turned, your arms closed and a cold glare on your eyes. His jaw fell open as he realised and he rubbed his face with his hand. “You saw us”

“Smart boy” you said and took your belongings, raising your index finger. “Don’t try to say anything. I don’t care anymore. Go with your princess”

You slammed the bathroom door, hearing Eggsy’s fist knocking on it, calling your name and trying to convince you to go outside. You sighed and pressed your back against the door, holding your tears. Minutes later, you heard him moving and you got inside the large bath after filling it with hot water and a lush bath bomb. You closed your eyes and tried to relax your muscles, reminding you the details of the mission.

You spent the next hour putting on your make up and combing your hair so you were ready. You wore you blue lace lingerie and covered yourself with the bathrob before going outside. Eggsy was on the phone, mumbling something and observed as you appeared from the room, his jaw falling open at the sight.

“I’ll call you later, Harry”

“Eggsy, don’t you dare…”

He hung up and put his hands inside the pockets of his sweatpants, watching as you fumbled with the shoes and the dress. It was a beautiful black piece with a body made of white diamonds linked together over a piece of black muslin. The skirt was made of muslin with different tones of black and grey.

“Go to have a shower, Galahad” you said and he nodded obediently, watching as you sat on the bed, typing something in your phone. Eggsy sighed when he was inside the bathroom, blaming himself for what had happened. He should have thought of it before having breakfast with the Swedish princess.

Once you heard the water, you got out the bathrobe, placing the dress over your body, sighing. God, it was beautiful. The kind of dress you’d never be able to afford unless you found your own Tony Stark. Merlin spared no expense on your cover. You put it on, watching as if it had been made especially for you, wearing the heels. You twirled, observing your reflection in the mirror. You sent a photo to Roxy, giggling at the answer.

[Mhhm, hello?]

[You’re so sexy]

[Damn, I’d ask you to have a date with me if I didn’t know you liked Eggsy]

[Merlin and Harry liked it too]

Just as the last message appeared in your phone, your tablet lightened up with an incoming video call from Merlin. You accepted and his face displayed on your screen, along with Harry’s and Roxy’s. They all opened their mouths at the sight of your face with the makeup.

“Y/N, my dear” Harry said just as Eggsy came out the room wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. Your eyes followed the drops falling down his back. You focused your attention back to the screen. “You’re delightfully beautiful”

“Thank you, Harry”

At his words, Eggsy turned to you, eyes opening wider and mouth open as he realised you were there. Your eyes fixed on his green ones, observing as he swallowed hard and started to stammer, making him to chuckle, taking the tablet between your fingers.

“It seems Eggsy agrees with you” You turned the screen so they could see him, wearing his black briefs and he shouted.

“What are ya doin’?” You roared in laughter as he attempted to cover himself, his face blushing, and you turned the camera to you again. Roxy had an amused gesture on her face. Even Harry was smiling. “Damn it”

“Eggsy, manners” Harry scoffed and the boy rolled his eyes, making you to smile. “Are you mentally prepared?”

“Yes, sir”

Merlin began to display to you the details of the night. You would be inside a car that belonged to Kingsman, with some agents inside, faking to be your chauffeur. You’d be inside the party and you’d have to socialise with the guests while analysing them. You had to discover the assassin before she could do anything and drag her out without any further incidents.

“Is everything clear?”

You lifted your head the moment Eggsy entered the living room, his hair now combed perfectly. He was wearing a black suit with a pearl white shirt and a tie that hung loosely around his neck. His long fingers were fixing his cufflinks before straighten up his jacket. You felt your mouth getting dry and missed the gaze exchange between Roxy and Merlin, who smirked.

“Yeah, I’ll call you when it’s done”

You turned off the device and stood up, walking towards Eggsy, who was in front of the large mirror, fighting against the tie while mumbling curses. His green eyes looked at you on the mirror and you sighed, turning him. Your fingers worked easily and quickly while his gaze was fixed on your lips.

“Done” you said once the tie was hanging neatly from his neck. You smoothed the wrinkles of the shirt, touching the jacket before leaving. Eggsy’s hand tried to grab your wrist, but you two had the same training and you freed yourself. He groaned and pressed your body against his.

“You smell good”

“You too”

“What I said in the dome. It was true. It was all true”

Eggsy seemed desperate for you to believed him but you limited yourself to sigh and take your purse while you walked towards the door, saying you had a job to do. The boy swallowed and put his glasses on, having immediate connection with Kingsman’s headquarters.

“Hey, fucker” Roxy said and he growled, hearing her laughs. “You better fix what you did”

“You think I don’t know? God”

“She’s an incredible girl, Eggsy. Don’t lose her or you’ll regret it”

He sighed and straightened his tie one more time before following you.

-O-

The party was the definition of wealth and opulence. The palazzo was exquisitely decorated and the rooms’ walls were covered by masterpieces. You could recognised a Caravaggio, a Vermeer and several Picassos. Around you, several languages were spoken, some of them not understandable to you.

“Dupont. On your left” You muttered on Eggsy’s ear as he guided you with his hand on the lower part of your back. You two smiled brightly and the man turned to you, greeting him.

“Lord Blackwood” he said with a strong French accent while turning his attention to you, grabbing your hand to place a kiss on it. “Et mademoiselle Garnier, c’est ça?” (And Miss Garnier, right?)

“Monsieur Dupont” you greeted, smiling at him, speaking perfect French while Eggsy deployed his charms on an old Italian lady who was talking with him. “C’est un plaisir” (It’s a pleasure)

You looked out the corner of your eye as something caught your attention. You frowned and turned your face towards the bar, where a sensual woman was drinking from her glass. You froze as you recognised the long and beautiful red hair.

Anna Ivanova.

She was your oldest enemy. You had met her during your first mission on Kingsman and she had escaped after you had almost died. Merlin blamed himself for that and you decided you would be the one who would take her down. You confronted Anna several times before and she always escaped.

Anna had been a member of the Russian Intelligence. She was smart, charming, spoke several languages and was considered one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Nobody knew her face as she was an expert on using latex and make up but you knew it.

She was your assassin.

“Merlin” you muttered after you had escaped to the garden, hearing the crickets around you. You looked around you and spoke again once you were sure you were alone. “Ivanova is here”

“What?!” Roxy and Merlin said at the same time.

“She’s probably our assassin. Track her. We could find who ordered the murder. I must come back”

“Be careful out there. She doesn’t like you”

“Oh, really?” You hissed, changing the com so you were sure you were talking to Eggsy. “Eggsy, Ivanova. Take her down. The agents will be prepared outside”

“Understood”

You walked towards Dupont, starting a chat about masterpieces and the world of the art collections, dragging him over the room. Sometimes, he would stop to talk to other guests and you would take a glance. Eggsy was clearly flirting with Ivanova. Her plump lips were curved into a smirk and you regretted your order. You were terrified she could harm him.

“Monsieur Dupont” You dragged him out the room while his eyes were observing you, astonished. You decided to use one of Merlin’s alibi, taking out of your purse one of the false IDs Kingsman had given to you. “French Intelligence Service”

“Quoi?” he muttered, not being able to understand anything, reading the document before you kept it again.

“We’ve been tracking a thief who wanted to steal some paintings. It is crucial that you follow my instructions very carefully”

You displayed the plan an agent of the French Intelligence would have created and Dupont believed you, following you to the part. One of the Kingsman agents walked by his side and you nodded at the two people, walking towards Eggsy, whose lips were ghosting over Anna’s. You took a deep breath and gripped her elbow.

“You better stay away from my man, милая (Honey)” You observed Eggsy’s hand inside his pocket and you knew he was pointing at her with his gun. You dragged her carefully outside, where Kingsman agent handcuffed her. Anna looked over her shoulder, her emerald eyes fixed on yours.

“Мы встретимся вновь” (We’ll meet again)

Eggsy and you got into the car that would drive you to the hotel. You texted Merlin to explain the mission had been a complete success and that they better kept Anna locked away. You didn’t say anything during the trip and neither did Eggsy. You took off your heels with a sigh and walked towards the lift, where you looked at the floor, not noticing Eggsy’s eyes on you.

Once you got to the suite, he closed the door and slammed you against the wall, his hands grabbing your waist and pinning it. You swallowed hard, staring at his lustful eyes while his lips curved into a smirk.

“You don’t know what you do to me, right?” You shook your head, not sure if you were able to speak. Eggsy dropped your purse and heels to the floor and buried his face on your neck, biting it. You held a moan and he chuckled, noticing as your hips pressed against his. “Speaking all those languages, with that dress. God, I’ve been wanting to fuck you the whole night”

“Eggsy…caro mio (my darling)” He stopped to stare at you in awe, growling before placing his hands behind your thighs, lifting you effortlessly and walking to the room. He let you on the floor and stepped back, looking at you and licking his lips.

“Strip. Now” You obeyed, taking off the dress carefully, leaving it on a chair. You didn’t want it to have wrinkles. Eggsy swallowed hard at the sight of you in your lingerie. “Fuck me”

“Is that a suggestion or an order?”

“Both” he growled, his voice husky and low. He took off his jacket and you yanked his tie, dragging him to you. He smirked and lifted his eyebrow. “Since when are you in charge, love?”

“Since the day we met and you kissed the mat” you lifted your eyebrow and pushed him to the bed, Eggsy watching you, astonished. Your lips curved into a smirk and you kiss his earlobe, hearing him hissing. His hands went to grab your ass, smacking it. You jolted and moaned.

“Oh, love…” he muttered, his hand moving to your hair and forcing you to look at him. “I can’t wait to hear all those sounds”

Your hands went to your back and unclasped your bra, tossing it. Eggsy’s green eyes opened wider and his lips bit and licked your neck, leaving lovebites before reaching your nipple. His tongue played with it while his finger did the same. You moaned and your back arched, pressing your chest further against him.

“Eggsy…” you whined, tugging at his hair, making him to groan against your soft skin. His hand grabbed your underwear and ripped it in half and you screamed. “It was my favourite!”

“I’ll buy ya more, love”

Eggsy laid on his back and patted your leg while your hands roamed over his chest, unbuttoning his shirt and taking it off with the tie. Your nails scratched the soft skin and he hissed, swallowing hard at the sight. Your hips rolled over his clothed bulge and he groaned, closing his eyes. You smirked and moved, straddling his head. His hands grabbed your thighs and licked your core as if his life depended on it. You moaned and placed your hands on the mattress, feeling your legs shaking.

“Oh, god, Eggsy!” you shouted and moved your head back, closing your eyes. You tried to separate from him but he pressed your core against his mouth, his tongue circling your clit. You cried in pleasure as he kept going on, his right hand touching your breast. Your legs became shaky like jelly and you bit your lip, moaning and whimpering as you felt a knot inside your stomach.

“C’mon love. Cum for me”

He sucked and licked and you were done. Your back arched as you felt your orgasm going on waves over your body. You whined as he cleaned your juices and Eggsy rubbed your ass before smacking it. You rolled on your back, breathing heavily. He chuckled and hugged you, caressing your skin with his fingertips as his lips peppered kisses on your forehead.

“Are you okay?” you nodded and smiled at him, closing your eyes as he kissed you, your teeth nipping at his lower lip, making him to growl. “Love…” he warned, grabbing the tie and using it to restrain your hands. You complained and he smirked, placing you on the pillows before fumble with his belt, unbuckling it. He licked his lips and took off his briefs, stroking himself.

“Ебать меня. (Fuck me)”

“I don’t know what you said but damn, you’re so fucking sexy” He rubbed his length against your folds and bit your neck, getting inside you. You moaned and circled his waist with your legs, pressing him further against you. He growled and waited until you had got used to him.

“Move, for god’s sake, Eggsy!” You cried and he rolled his hips against you, making you to moan. He kissed you, swallowing your whimpers and moans as he thrusted inside you harder and faster. You tried to move your hands, feeling the silky tie against your wrists. Eggsy lifted your leg and placed it on his shoulder, hitting your g-spot. You screamed his name as he kept going on.

“Look at me. Fuck!” He groaned as he kept his green eyes on you. You bit your lips, the room filled with your filthy sounds. His hand went between your bodies and circled your oversensitive clit, making you to cry in pleasure, feeling your heart bumping against your chest as you approached your orgasm. “Please, go on, sweetheart. I’m behind you”

You shouted his name and arched your back against his chest as your whole body shivered as waves of pleasure went over it. He kept thrusting until his movements became sloppy, filling you while he moaned. His body fell on top of you. You two tried to catch your breaths before Eggsy went to grab a wet towel to clean you both. You covered both with the blankets, hugging him.

“The princess…it was by chance. She had come to Dupont’s party and tried to flirt with me to have another affair with me. I said that I was in love with someone else”

“Roxy?” you said teasingly and he chuckled, mumbling something before kissing your forehead.

“Silly girl” He looked at you, rubbing your cheek with his thumb. “I love you”

“Anch’io”

“Stop talking like that or you won’t be able to walk until we go back to London” You laughed and winked at him, biting your lip.

“Challenge accepted”

[soaimagines]

Do you have a request list? I follow so many SOA imagine blogs I don't remember who I submitted my request to...😅

I actually lost my request list a few weeks ago!But I reopened requests so this is what I have at the moment, and there are a few others I can remember from the old requests.But these are the current requests I have: -Juice one where he legit forgets the reader's birthday because hes been so busy with the club and he cant figure out why shes crying and upset until the next day when Jax and Opie ask him how her birthday went so he rushes around to try and make it up to her. Maybe eventual smut?-Jax overhears you his partner talking to Lyla about how you find it unfair that ladies get the guys crow but the guys don't get anything on them and thats why you wont get his crow. He surprises you by getting your name tattooed on him to show his commitment and love.-Please can you write about how you and jax have been dating for nearly a year. tara comes back flirts with him wants him back, he feels confused, you and him fight you leave mid fight and get in a car crash, he realises that while Tara is his 1st love you are his final love. Him waiting at your bedside for you to wake up Tara comes in and he tells her to back off he loves you etc.-Opie has been so busy with the club, he misses something an important event of yours. You and him fight when you get home. You stay at friends he grovels to get you back then make up sex pretty please.-Can I request an imagine where the reader catches the eye of Jax. She is the sister to David and Jacob Hale but she is nothing like them. She has a blind hatred for Jacob but doesn't mind David. Can she also of just come out of the army or finished a tour? Also can the reason she catches Jax's eye be because she is an old friend of Donna's and he sees them together. -Please can you write about how you and jax are married when he goes to jail (abel doesn't get taken no tara/ima) you go up for your first conjugal visit after jax has been inside for 5 months, intense sex occurs and you wind up pregnant-could you write an imagine where you work with gemma at the office and are always a very quite person but at one samcro party you show your wild side and all the boys are stunned and Jax gets a little bit more of the wild side to see ;)-Juice buys a vibrator for his old lady in case hes out of town or in prison. He gently explains he hates prison and on the run sex policy.- Imagine Juice having an argument with his wife. He goes totally pissed to Diosa and when Lyla asks him about his preference he says: my wife. Everything ends happily. -Imagine Juice finding a la perla lingerie he didn't see before in his wife's closet. Immediately thinks shes cheating but turns out it was an anniversary gift for him. Everything leads to hot sex😈-Imagine Juice and his old lady breaking up because Juice pushes her away to protect her. She starts to date another guy but Juice cant handle his jealousy so he comes to her apartment little tipsy to win her back and erase any trace of him from her body. Smutty smut please ❤ -Will you do an imagine where Jax and the reader fights. The reader drives off and the IRA stops her and takes the reader hostage. When the Sons come for the reader they see her beaten to a pulp?-kozik to halestoms I get off-Could you do a Chibs imagine with smut based on the song "Daddy's Girl" from Shawny Sanders-Imagine Juice's estranged wife giving him fake alibi for the night of some Samcro beef and during the course of action they reconnect;) some sweet lovin for Juice-Can I request when Juice is jealous of his old lady's yoga instructor? He intimidates the guys and she gets angry yet explains to Juice that shes not intetested in other men. Thank you