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âGinger: You know what the greatest tragedy is in the whole world?... It's all the people who never find out what it is they really want to do or what it is they're really good at. It's all the sons who become blacksmiths because their fathers were blacksmiths. It's all the people who could be really fantastic flute players who grow old and die without ever seeing a musical instrument, so they become bad plowmen instead. It's all the people with talents who never even find out. Maybe they are never even born in a time when it's even possible to find out. It's all the people who never get to know what it is that they can really be. It's all the wasted chances.â
â Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
#stephen gould#the panda's thumb#ikr#terry pratchett#moving pictures#books#discworld#important#robert evans#greed#talent#potential
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The Pandaâs Thumb - Stephen Jay Gould
Summary: A series of essays on evolutionary biology, from the basics to more complex problems in the field. Â
Quote: âIdeal design is a lousy argument for evolution, for it mimics the postulated action of an omnipotent creator. Odd arrangements and funny solutions are the proof of evolutionâpaths that a sensible God would never tread.âÂ
My rating: 4.0/5.0Â Goodreads: 4.12/5.0
Review: Short, incredibly engaging essays make up this collection. Gould explains complex theories and academic debates in such a clear, light-handed way that reading about them becomes a lot of fun. The book is old, so some of its arguments may be out of date, but a lot of the core arguments are about the history of evolutionary theory and it corrected several basic misunderstandings I held about Darwin and Darwinism. My favorite essay, for example, was the one about Alfred Wallace and Darwin, which focused not on their rivalry like I expected, but on their close collaboration and where their theories differed.
#the panda's thumb#stephen jay gould#book review#book recommendation#evolution#evolutionary biology#nature
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The second-years, Ep 15
#jujutsu kaisen#jjkedit#panda jjk#maki zenin#toge inumaki#gifs; jjk#my jjk#my gifs#anisource#dailyanimatedgifs#shounenedit#thumbs up#my reaction gifs#reaction gif
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#I think about this a lot#it reminds me of Angelina Jolieâs quote too#imagine if everyone had the same access to education and resources#quote#quotes#Stephen jay gould#the pandaâs thumb#education#class analysis
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In your Ruin theory about us playing Cassie and Gregory, i checked the trailer and there's a few frames where we see Cassie holding a flashlight and a tool at 0:32. I think her hand is at an angle where her green nail isn't visible to us and it looks the same as Gregory's. I think your theory could still happen and i hope it does đ
when I was brightening the photo I noticed some discoloration that is the fingernail on the thumb, and it isnt green, so I still think its gregory but maybe it's just wishful thinking
it could very well just be a cut corner to get the game out faster, I mean why make a new hand model for Cassie when Gregory is the same age and size with the same skin color? but man I hope I'm right
#also i mean cut corner in an understanding way#whether or not cassies thumb is green or not is the least of steel wools worries regarding ruin so i get it#pandas.txt#pandas talks#pandas asks
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the uh, the parallelism with yuuta's post - jjk0 status with rika as somebody who's willingly left him with this weapon of sorts as a parting gift to always aid &. protect him for as long as he's still living, and maki's post - zen'in visit status with [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] to aid &. strengthen her for as long as she's still living. it's . . . love as a fully manifested ( and notoriously super duper powerful ) weapon, communication and devotion transcending death, etc. but also the contrasts, rika carrying a portion of yuuta's overwhelming cursed energy &. copied techniques for him, and maki being completely void of either, operating between the spaces of everything everyone else has with a sword that'll likewise correspond to unseen things only she can grasp. they're the bestest friends, your majesty !!!
#the way toge and panda fit in too the way they're on another parallel level that isn't just an easy case of energy or technique#the second years and the way there was realistically never any alternative paths for them#they're each the hardest to understand but nobody understands one another the way each of them do#ugh i need tagssssssssss#redacted for spoilers but if you know you know :thumbs up:#also re : my url lmao if you know you know
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Itâs been almost 3 years now, but my ice cream scoops are still awesome!!
#ice cream#scooped ice cream#Iâm still awesome at them!!#writing with a bandaid on your thumb is harder then it needs to be#work stuff#chuffed panda talks
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@bunjywunjy giant pandas actually did the same thing, though I think the bone they used was a sesamoid bone rather than a proper carpal bone.
on the topic of different unrelated aquatic mammals wasn't there also one marsupial that became aquatic and is notable as the ONLY semiaquatic marsupial?
somehow it gets past the whole "babies might drown in the pouch" issue
yeah, the yapok! it's native to mexico and central america, and it's the result of the north american branch of opossums trying to make an otter and mostly succeeding :)
there are many many MANY partially-aquatic mammals out there, but only a few totally-aquatic marine mammals.
#comparative vertebrate physiology#this gives pandas the ability to tightly grip bamboo stalks#I have no idea why they didn't achieve this by opposing their thumbs
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What if the first time you saw Simon Riley's face was not a particularly solemn nor dignified moment?
Not in the middle of a raging battle, where you'd be pulling him out of the line of fire and ripping off his mask with urgency to check his breathing ?
Not at the end of a notably emotional conversation who took place after you two almost diedâ your survival only achieved because you had each other's backs. Him dragging his mask off so you could, at long last, lay eyes on the man that you owed so much to, and vice versa.
No, your first time is mundane, nonchalant. He had just come back from a particularly back-breaking mission and wished for nothing more than shed his gear and get some rest. Sitting on his bed, he's untiying his boots when you come in, with a smile and a tea, one that may or may not contain a dash of bourbon. You settle down on the chair by his desk and tell him about all he missed while awayâ what shenanigans Johnny and Kyle have been up to, Price and Laswell's latest disagreement, how stupid was that high-ranked officer you had to deal with the other day.
This setting feels so domestic, familiar, solid, that his mask comes off naturally, before he can think twice about it.
Your chatter suddenly comes to an end as your eyes widen in shock. The silence that replaces it is thick with uncertainty.
Simon's wary of your reaction, yet curiousity nags himâ some sort of morbid fascination?
He designed multiple scenarios in mind for the ways you'd react, based on what he's been through before, but somehow none of them emcompassed this.
You laugh. Gleeful, warm, sincere.
"Panda," you manage to say among chuckles. "You're a panda."
He frowns in incomprehension until you reach out, your thumb stroking the tender skin beneath his eye and coming back covered in black grease.
#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#ghost x you#cod x reader#x reader#cod fanfic#cod fic#blurb#mine#ghost fluff#cod fluff#based on that time i came out of the shower close to panic. wet and with only a towel. cos i started nosebleeding during it.#and all that my roomate at the time found to say instead of comforting me#was to call me a panda bc my mascara ran down đ
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my family not get in a screaming match and then direct all their anger at me for just standing there challenge??? (gone wrong)
#god forbid a boy wants to talk about kung fu panda#i am so unwell. thumbs up.#i wanted to play some.more lost judgement but now i cant because everyone is in the lvijbg room and mad and screaming#so i will go hide in my room for now. heart#maybe i will draw idk
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peanut butter and jellyfish
contents ๨ৠâ h. shinsou x fem reader. 5k words â fluff. cursing. comforting insecurities. friends to secret lovers.
â shenanigans with your not-so-secret boyfriend ft. sleepovers with eri, a cat eating pizza on you at 3am, your classmates being nosy, and an aquarium date.
note: your quirk is forensic sight! so ur gc name is the way it is bc ur eyes lol get it
You choke back a laugh as a very focused Eri puts yet another sticker on Hitoshiâs face.Â
Snacks and pillows are strewn around the inside of the blanket fort the three of you finished building moments before. Stiller than a rock, your calm best friend sits there cross-legged so that Eri can give him a makeover of unicorns, stars, and rainbows.Â
âDo you think he looks pretty yet?â Eri tilts her head at you.
âLike a real-life princess.â You giggle. âGood job, Eri!âÂ
âYay!â She happily high fives the hand you hold up for her. âDo you feel pretty yet, Hito-nii?â
âI feel so bonita.â Hitoshi deadpans, sending you two into another fit of giggles.
âYou were pretty already, Toshi,â you coo, rubbing a thumb over the sticker of a cat making sushi on his cheekbone. Mr. Aizawa must have bought that one for her.
Hitoshi pretends to shyly gaze at you from under his long lashes. âAw, really?â
His lips curve into a lazy smile, and a heat that youâre all too familiar with rises up your neck, you turn awayâa little too quickly, to Hitoshiâs amusement.
âNevermind youâre ugly.â
He laughs and the heat creeps up to your cheeks.
Such a simple sound, yet that soft, husky voice of his always manages to make your insides a mushy mess, even when you had painfully tripped over his cat, Celery, when he transferred and first moved into the dorms with your class.
The normally stoic, reserved purple-haired boy had doubled over with an uncontrollable wheeze, supporting himself on the sofa as your groaning self was sprawled across the floor.Â
God, they were lucky they were both cute.
Yet, you couldnât help but smile as he reached a hand out to help you up, the other still covering his mouth.Â
That was the first time you made him laugh, and now, youâve heard it so many times that you could finally stop counting on both your handsâ fingers but you still wanted more.
âWant me to paint your nails, Eri?â You ask, scooting over to your bedroomâs drawer.Â
You open it, your own light blue nails painted a color that reminds you of the sea against the pastel pink of the treasure box you take out. It had a heart-shaped diamond on the latch.Â
The heavy box was filled with a collection of nail polish the girls in your class usually used for their sleepovers as well, and new bottles, mostly varying shades of apple red, started mysteriously appearing the day after Eri said she had never gotten painted her nails before.Â
âYes!â Eriâs eyes sparkle. âCan I please have matchy nails with Hito-nii?â
âOf course, sweetie.â You smile. She was adorable.Â
Hitoshi rubs the back of his neck. âYou sure you want yours black this time, Eri?â
âYes!â She huffs stubbornly. âLike dadâs clothes and those things under your eyes!â
âHey!â He protests. She shares a mischievous look with you and you both giggle, catching the pillow Hitoshi gently throws at you.Â
âOreo wouldnât treat me like this.â Hitoshi reaches out to ruffle Eriâs hair and she squeals in protest, batting his hand away.Â
Eri holds up the oversized panda plushie he was talking about. It was comically bigger than her, and you had to bite back a laugh.
The moment you two spotted it in the claw machine outside Shinsouâs favorite cat cafe near campus, you knew you had to win it to add to her ever growing collection of stuffed animals.
With a grin, you remember the huge sigh of relief Shinsou let out when it finally fell into the chute.
âDuh he wouldnât âcause youâre his twin!â
Hitoshi mock gasps. âTake that back.â And tickles her neck, barely dodging as you throw the pillow he threw earlier back at him.Â
âWoah!â
Except much, much harder.
âDonât worry Eri, I'll protect you!â You grab another nearby pillow and throw it at him, which he easily catches in mid-air with one hand like it was a frisbee.
âAw.â You pout. Mr. Aizawa was training him a little too good now.
Eri pats your arm to console you. âItâs okay I appre-sheeâapree-sheeââ
âAppreciate?â You offer, and her face brightens as she nods.
âAppree-shee-ate. You. For trying.â She finishes shyly.
âAw, thank you Eri. I appreciate you too.âÂ
Hitoshiâs eyes soften at the sight of you two.Â
âWhat about me?â
You scowl. âYou can go duck yourself, Toshi.â
âLove you too.â
Eri suddenly gasps.Â
âDad says that to Uncle Zashi too!â
Despite already knowing the answer, Hitoshi and you turn to look at her suspiciously.
ââŚWhich one?â
As if he knows youâre talking about him, Aizawa yells down the hallway.
âEri, brats, pizzaâs here!â
âââââââââÂ
âCan I have another hug?â Hitoshi asks coyly after class one day.Â
The bell had just rung, and you roll your eyes at his leaning form on the wall of the almost empty hallway.Â
Everyone was leaving for lunch.
Except you two, but that was Hitoshiâs fault.
âI just gave you one!â
âOh no.â He places a dramatic palm to his forehead. âI think Iâm going to pass out because of someone if I donât get a hug in the next five seconds.â
âGreedy ass.â You sigh, wrapping your arms around his waist.Â
He hides a grin, shuffling closer to close the gap between your bodies.Â
Hitoshi smells like fresh linen with hints of sunshine, probably from his daily bike ride he took around campus before class started, and the coffee he brewed this morning.Â
A sense of comfort settles into your bones as the familiar scent envelopes you, and you breathe it in.Â
He softly tucks your head under his chin as you nuzzle your face deeper into his chest, your headache from taking the quiz in Ectoplasmâs class earlier now long gone.
âDid you know that when cats see that it's raining outside a window, they go to another window in the same room to check if it's still raining outside?â Hitoshi randomly whispers.
âI did not know that.â You giggle. His lips feel ticklish on your hair. âDoes Celery do that too?â
âAll the time.â Hitoshi grins. âI have a video from yesterdayâs storm, Iâll show you in the cafeteria.â
âOoh okay!â
He straightens, and takes your hand, your fingers easily lacing through his as you both start to head in the direction of the dining hall.Â
When you trip over nothing, he snorts, already expecting it, and catches your waist before you take a fall that will be difficult for your ego and your knees to recover from.
âCareful,â he says as you clutch onto his school uniform in relief, and you swear that already deep, smooth voice of his drops an octave on purpose, almost sending you to the ground again.
Hitoshiâs thumb is still tracing small circles on the back of your hand as the both of you join the line for the traditional school lunch. You could try a different cuisine tomorrow. On todayâs menu was miso seaweed soup with a side of grilled fish and a milk bread roll along with, of course, rice.
You feel a vibration on the side of your leg, and for the umpteenth time this school year you thank UA for adding pockets to the school uniformâs skirts as you slip your phone out. The jellyfish charm Hitoshi got for your birthday last year dangles from your case.
Surprise, surprise, itâs the class group chat.
-forklift uncertified -
itâs barbie bitchÂ
guysss guess what i sawwww
invisi-girlÂ
IS IT TODOROKI IN A PINK TUTU
Â
pikachew
girl whatÂ
invisi-girlÂ
u guys donât get the vision
i saw it in a dream last night
the rockÂ
nah i get it dude
that would be so manly
ice spiceÂ
I would not be completely opposed to the idea
invisi-girlÂ
SEE
itâs barbie bitchÂ
itâs even better >_<
itâs barbie bitchÂ
hitoshituckingyourhair
behindearwithasoftsmile.png
mochi cheeks
OHMYGOD!?1?2?2
SOCUTEEEEETES
airpods with wires
i saw that
airpods with wiresÂ
can yall not flirt before lunchÂ
next time iâm gonna throwÂ
up before i get to eat
sue youÂ
AWWWW OUR LITTLE BABYS ALL GROWN UP
forensic balls [you]
FUCK U GUYS IM 17
yaomomo
exactly
a Baby :)
forensic balls [you]
yaoyao ur supposed
to be on my side </3
yaomomoÂ
sorry my love i cannotÂ
deny the facts </3
pikachew
Nahhh only shinsou can call her that guys ;))))
airpods with wires
wah wah wah
forensic balls [you]
one more word and iâm gonna change the gc name to fornite jiggle physicsÂ
sue you
NO
yaomomo
No thank you
my chemical romance
what a mad banquet of darkness
itâs barbie bitch
babe look me in the
eyes this isnât like youÂ
forensic balls [you]
try me.Â
pikachew
DO ITTTTTTT
forensic balls [you]
ok just bc u told me toÂ
i wonât nowÂ
scotch tapeÂ
dayum rip denks
forensic balls [you]
also not my fault u guysÂ
have early ass birthdays smh
shirt guy
Senior citizen core fr
forensic balls [you]
ily midoriya
shirt guy
ilyt pookie xxÂ
kazoo-ki
Girl u aint slick
shirt guy
Youâre so late omg
pikachew
bro has us on mute
kazoo-ki
shut up dunce face
kazoo-ki
How tf do I change my name
mochi cheeks
LMFAO
wiki-how
Bakugo it is fairly simple.Â
wiki-how
First you click on your profile, then your personal settings.Â
wiki-how
From there you press âChange Display Nameâ and you should be able to enter your name of preference.Â
kazoo-kiÂ
K
better than you
Thanks glasses ig
wiki-how
You are very welcome.
kiri the rock
nice one dude!
sue you
wow egotistical much
better than you
You wish yours was as big as mine
pikachew
thatâs what he said
itâs barbie bitch
omg it just hit me
itâs barbie bitch
the first person toÂ
finally get bitches in our classÂ
itâs barbie bitch
iâm so happy i could cry
pikachew
I GET BITCHES
sue you
yeah over the screenÂ
we're talking irl
pikachew
leave me and my otome games alone
forensic balls [you]
realÂ
forensic balls [you]
AND IM NOT DATING HITOSHI
itâs barbie bitch
HITOSHI????????
airpods with wires
first name basis is crazy
forensic balls [you]
fuck i mean *shinsou
scotch tape
yâall smell that
the rock
peeeyew
pikachew
smells like sum bullshiiii
kazoo-ki
Couldâve fooled me
yaomomo
You arenât??? :(
yaomomo
But I wrote a reminder to wishÂ
you two happy anniversary andÂ
even bought tea to celebrate!
forensic balls [you]
âŚ.for what date
yaomomo
April 1st :(
forensic balls [you]
âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ
airpods with wires Â
@ itâs barbie bitch we can see u
across the cafeteria u are BAWLING
eyebags
what the fuck
Hitoshi bites back a laugh as your widened eyes meet his, glancing up from your phone.
âNot dating, huh?â He grins.
You groan and pinch his arm. âI panicked okay! I didnât know what to tell them.â
âHmm, do you want me to?â
âI mean, only if you want to.â You shyly play with his fingers.Â
âI kind of like us being a secret from them for a little longer. It feels⌠nice.â
Hitoshi smiles. âI know what you mean.â He wrinkles his nose. âThough theyâre so nosy it looks like they figured it out already.â
âPffft, yeah.â Mina could definitely sniff out a relationship from miles away, no matter how much PDA you tried to sneakily do in empty hallways.
Hitoshi squeezes your hand in reassurance.
âI like it too.â He leans over, and your eyes are forced to meet the dark violet of his.
The side of Hitoshiâs soft-looking lips, courtesy of the strawberry chapstick he stole from you before class this morning, quirk up as he looks down at you with soft eyes, the ones he reserves for you and random cats he sees on the road.
âChapstick thief,â you mutter.
âOh, you want it back?â Hitoshi grins. âKiss it off me then.â
Your cheeks grown warm. âNot here!â
âGood,â He smirks.
âI prefer keeping you all to myself, anyway.â
   âââââââââÂ
âWhatâs wrong?âÂ
Heâs crouching down so that your eyes have no choice but to meet his from your spot on the bean bag.
He gently pushes the switch in your hands down to your lap and pokes your thigh. You squirm away ticklishly.Â
âTell me.â
âNo.â You huff, picking your switch back up. âI just wanna play Stardew, leave me alone.â
âDarling.â
Your face flushes at the pet name, and he smirks. His secret weapon still works without fail. Hitoshi didnât even need to activate his quirk to have you under his thumb.Â
âYouâre not going to feel better if you keep it in. Tell me whatâs wrong.â
His nails are still pink, you faintly notice, trying to distract yourself from your very attractive, very insistent boyfriend in front of you with his comforting hands placed on your thighs.
You painted his left hand, and Eri painted his right at the last sleepover you had together. She had insisted that he should match nails with her this time, since she matched with him last week.
It was already terrible and impressive that Hitoshi was a people-reader, even worse that he knew what to do to make you fold so easily and open up.
Curse you Hitoshi, you and your disposition for healthy communication.
You should have never recommended that therapist to him.
âI donât know,â you finally mumble. He tilts his head, showing you that heâs listening.Â
âI just feel like I donât deserve it.â
âDeserve what, sweetheart?â He asks. The softness in his voice is unbearable and what you've been bottling up for weeks finally spills out.
âI feel like I donât deserve it when good things happen to me.â
Hitoshi blinks, then lets out a snort. Which turns into a full blown laugh coming from his chest.
You shove his face away and he falls on his butt, still chuckling.Â
âYouâre making fun of me!â You say indignantly.
âSorry, sorry, I justââ He coughs, and takes a breath to recollect himself.Â
âYou say a lot of dumb shit and I think that's the worst thing Iâve heard you say.â
You pout. âIâm feeling very invalidated right now.â Hitoshi rolls his eyes, and his hands reclaim their spot on your skin, except this time heâs gently cupping your face in his hands.Â
Heâs not used to comforting people, but you can see that heâs trying. Â
âYouâre beautiful,â he whispers, and you inhale sharply. âYouâre kind, youâre intelligent, and I see you try so hard everyday. You always do a good job when you set your sights on something. Why donât you deserve good things?â
âI donât know.â Your gaze is numbly pinned to the silver chain around his neck, the one with a little crescent moon on it that he wears everyday, not even taking it off when he goes to sleep. The one you gave to him.Â
âThatâs okay.â
His thumbs caress your cheeks, and you think you can breathe a little easier.Â
âLet's think of it this way,â Hitoshi says, still cupping your cheeks, grounding you. âItâs not about whether you deserve it or not. Do you want it?â
You finally meet his eyes, and answer with a voice shakier than youâd like it to be.Â
âI do. I want good things for myself.â
âAtta girl,â Hitoshi says with a proud quirk of his lips.Â
You stare at him, your heart suspended in your chest, feeling better but still looking a bit unsure.
Hitoshi notices this from the way you start biting the inside of your cheek, and he leans his forehead against yours. You freeze.Â
He smells like fruit, like freshly washed blueberries and those ripe strawberries in the kitchen in the dormâs fridge. âThatâs more than enough. We can work from there.â
Thereâs still a worried furrow between your eyebrows.
âCome on, sweetheart. We can go to the aquarium you love this weekend.â
He smirks as you perk up at that, drinking up the rare, shy expression suddenly on your face again, and leans down to your ear.Â
âYouâre so easy,â Hitoshi whispers.Â
You grumble, you could hear that stupid grin in his voice.
âSorry, I can't hear you with your face in my chest.â
You raise your head to glare at him and his heart soars. There was his girl.
God, his smug face was starting to irritate you more and more. "I said that if you were my husband I'd poison your tea!"Â
âIf you were my wife, I'd drink it."
   âââââââââÂ
-thot pockets -
it's barbie bitch
omg guess who i just sawÂ
cuddling in front of the tv
it's barbie bitch
youwrappedlikeaburritoinhitoshisarms.png
dating allegation #1Â
MINA WTF DELETE THAT
dating allegation #1Â
WHY R U STALKING US
[dating allegation #2 saved an image]
dating allegation #1Â
BRO WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON
dating allegation #1Â
PURPLE MINION LOOKING BITCH
dating allegation #2
ok forensic penis
dating allegation #2
who changed my user
pikachew
me
cuz u guys are NOT beatingÂ
them :laughcry::laughcry:
ice spice
I am just confused as to whyÂ
you two are sitting on each otherÂ
ice spice
When the rest of the couchÂ
appears to be unoccupied
ice spice
Perhaps this is a newÂ
procreation method?
mochi cheeks
TODORKIWHATHAHVDHSHA
pikachew
LMDFAOOOOOOOOO
ice spice
?Â
dating allegation #1Â
WHATTHEFUKC
the rock
never change broÂ
sue you
IACTAULKYLCANT BREATHE HELP
itâs barbie bitch
ME NEITEHHR
dating allegation #2
Whenever my eyebags get darker
dating allegation #2
Just know I blame it on all of you
   âââââââââÂ
âCelery?â You mutter, rubbing your bleary eyes. âWhat are you doing?â
âMrow.â The cat continues eating the slice of⌠pizza? On your chest.
It looks like the one that you and Hitoshi ordered earlier after quizzing each other for Present Micâs exam.
Â
âI love you so much but I am so confused.â
You reach for your phone to text Hitoshi, your still-asleep hands fumbling a bit on the nightstand.
toshi <3 [12 hrs ago]
usÂ
you [12 hrs ago]
literally us <3
toshi <3 [12 hrs ago]
want to order takeout andÂ
watch ouran highschool after
we study for tmrws exam
you [12 hrs ago]
yes please omg
you [now â 03:24]
hey
can u explain why ur daughter
is eating pizza on my boobs
at 3am
toshi [03:30]
whar
?
toshi [03:31]
OHfMGOD
CELERU
Not even five minutes later, heâs knocking on the door to your room. You open it, and the sight of a very sleepy looking Hitoshi greets you. His already unruly bedhead is even messier than usual and youâre pretty sure heâs wearing his shirt backwards. Did he put it on before coming over?Â
Wait.
You blink, long and hard, banishing the thoughts of a groggy, very shirtless Hitoshi lying in his bed, with the light of his phone screen illuminating his handsome features as he replies to your text. Those four hours of sleep must finally be hitting you.
Hitoshi sees you blinking, and takes it as a sign youâre still in shock at the pizza monster in your lap.
He gives an awkward pat to your shoulder in reassurance.
âI think this is just how she shows affection.â Hitoshi stares down at Celery fondly.
The way you stroke her fur so softly makes his chest feel warm and tingly.
âDoes she eat leftover pizza off your chest at three in the morning?â
â...No.â
âHah. She said she likes me better. â You smirk victoriously. âIsnât that right sweetie?â
The calico cat purrs as you scratch her ears, a bit of tomato sauce under her chin. Hitoshi exaggeratedly puts his hand over his heart at this scene of betrayal.
âSeriously? Celery, I took you off those streets and raised you like I was the one pregnant with you for nine months.â
âMrow.â She bumps her head against your hand.
âPfft, give it up Toshi. Itâs time for you to hand over the adoption papers.â
Hitoshi rubs the back of his neck. âOr we could just share custody.â
âWhat?â Your cheeks grow warm. âYou want me to be her mom?â
âI mean you kind of already are. Look at her,â he says, eyes softening as he looks at the two of you.Â
Celery has her paw on your arm. After eating until her little tummy was full, she was already starting to doze off.
âShe takes after me.â
You let out a derisive snort.
âYeah you looked just like that after our binge marathon today too."
âNot in that way.â
He smirks at your confused reaction.
âThen what do you meanââ
At that moment, Celery decides itâs the perfect time to snuggle into your tank top, smearing whatâs left of the pizza on her face all over it.
Hitoshiâs eyes widen. He laughs, covering his mouth.
Youâve never been so glad you chose to wear black to sleep.
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âTrouble child, youâre here.â
âHi Mr. Aizawa.â You roll your eyes. âWhen are you going to stop calling me that, itâs getting old.â
âWhen you stop getting into trouble.â
âOkay, thatâs fair.â
âThe kidâs almost ready.â He snorts. âAbout damn time. Been up since six.â
âHe has?â Your eyes widen. âFor what?â
Your teacher smirks. âNerves. Isnât this his, what, tenth time taking you out though?â
A flustered Hitoshi suddenly appears from behind him with a light pink dusting his cheeks and steers Aizawa back to the door. âO-okay dad thatâs enough.âÂ
Heâs cutely dressed in a soft-looking grey cardigan over a white shirt and black wide-legged pants.Â
This had to be the most boyfriend heâs looked, ever, and he looked very boyfriend all of the time.Â
âHitoshi?â You do a little twirl for him in your own outfit. âFire or nah?â
He looks up from his phone, where heâs googling the bus route to the aquarium, except his eyes linger. Without skipping a beat, he responds.
 âFire.â
âToshi, youâre staring.â
âOf course Iâm staring.â He says it with a tone like 'what else would I be doing?'
You shyly fidget with the edge of your shorts. âWhy?â
âBecause youâre beautiful.â
Hitoshi reaches out a hand, like he hasn't just casually left you breathless, and his own eyes soften as he notices your starry-eyed look.Â
âLetâs go, you crybaby.â
âDamn. I was going to say you look handsome too, but I donât remember being the one who sobbed my eyes out watching Your Name last night.â
The tips of his ears turn red.
âShut up.â
âWas like our fifth rewatch too.â
âShut up before I kiss you.â
"Is that a threat or a promise?"
"Both."
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Hitoshiâs lips twitch as he sees your eyes light up at the sight of the sign pointing in the jellyfish exhibitâs direction. âYouâre adorable.â
âThanks.â You grin. âYouâre slow.â
You take him by the arm, your brain faintly registering how muscular his bicep is despite holding it so many times, and drag him along.Â
In their tanks, the glow of the moon jellies fills the darkness in front of them as other visitors murmur around you two in awe. Blue light reflects off the water and through the glass, illuminating your boyfriendâs dreamy features and you canât help but admire how pretty he looks.
Hitoshi turns from watching the jellyfish to face you, fingers now lacing through yours. You donât look away.Â
A soft smile flickers across his face when he catches you staring at him.
âThis reminds me of when we first met.â
You smile. You remember. He was the one Mina relentlessly teased you for staring at, which you completely denied at the time.
âWhyâre you so thirsty?â You remember her whispering into your ear at the Sports Festival in your first year. The both of you were sitting in your classâs designated spots in the stands.
Your eyes had widened, scandalized.Â
âI am not!â
âPlease. Youâre totally staring at him.â
âWho?â
âShinsou Hitoshi.â She grinned. âCute, right?â
Of course she paid attention when they announced his name specifically.Â
You could never remember anyoneâs, and she probably saw you looking at his picture for a little too long when it appeared on the Jumbotronâs screen, announcing that his match with Oijiro was about to begin.Â
âNot really,â you lied, a bad attempt at feigning disinterest.Â
Like your eyes hadnât been trailing down his lean figure the moment his next match started.Â
Or noticing how attractive it was the way he casually folded his arms when he taunted Midoriya, or wondering in your mind if his perpetual bed-head was as soft as it looks.Â
Mina turned to you, smirking at your slightly dazed expression.
âReally? Then you wouldnât mind if I told him you had some questions about his quirk and wanted to talk about it after this, riiight?â
âWhat?â You shake your head furiously. âI mean his quirk is really interesting butâugh Mina, no!âÂ
âFor the plot!â She waggled her eyebrows.
You nudged her knee with a huff. âIâm breaking up with you.â
âNooo, Iâm kidding, Iâm kidding.â Mina eyed you cheekily. âI wonât call him over.â
âOh thank god.â
âBut only if you admit heâs your type.â
You groan. âOkay fine. I think heâs hot, happy?â
âVery.â Your best friend laughs, pure happiness indeed written all over her face. You can see the matchmaking gears already turning in her head. âI just know you too well, babe.â
You roll your eyes. âSometimes I really wish you didnât.â
âCome on, you guys would be so cute together though.â She sighs dreamily. âForensic sight and mind-control? Plus youâre both hot as fuck? Talk about a power couple.â
â....I think Iâm going to go sit with Yaomomo instead.â
Recalling the memory, you laugh. âI know, we kept accidentally making eye contact after your second match because our seats were right across from each other.â
âThat awkward prolonged eye contact in the stands mightâve been how I started crushing on you.â
You smirk. âYou had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing.â
âI know.â He rolls his eyes, softly tucking a stray hair behind your ear. âWorst decision of my life.â
You hold Hitoshiâs hand tighter as you step closer to his side to get a better view of the tank.Â
âGlad the feeling is mutual.âÂ
You spot it before he does.
âOh my god Toshi. We need to get this for Eri.â
He spins around from the collection of the aquariumâs official shirts for sale, a shirt with a print of a whale shark in his hands.Â
âWhaâoh my god.â
Hitoshi stares at the giant penguin plushie youâre holding in front of you.Â
It was bigger than youâno, bigger than him even.
âNot sure if itâs going to fit on the train home, but weâll make it work.â
   âââââââââÂ
"Can you teach me how to draw a unicorn too, Eri?" Hitoshi asks.
You had already asked Eri before him seconds ago so you stick your tongue out at Hitoshi, mouthing âcopycat,â and he tilts his head down to quickly kiss your neck, making you giggle.Â
He still has a pink bow wrapped around his bicep from when you three played dress up an hour ago, and you fight the urge to laugh again at how silly he looks.
Eri is too focused on her drawings to care about either of you, and after she scribbles around a little more, she turns to face her older brother.
âYeah!â She hands him a red crayon. âOkay, so first you draw half of a circle.â
Hitoshi follows Eriâs instructions.
He lifts his hand, which nearly covers the paper, to reveal a red âCâ that looks like it got run over by a truck.
âNo, no not like that! Erase it.â She frowns disapprovingly, hands on her hips. âYouâre really bad at this Hito-nii.â
âPlease Eri-sensei. I'm trying my best.â
âTry harder!â She turns away with a huff, then peers over at your paper.Â
âOoh yours looks so good!â Eri claps, and you smile proudly.Â
âItâs all thanks to you, Eri.â You reach out to fix her pigtail that was starting to slip out of the cat-patterned scrunchie, and she giggles, holding still for you.Â
Hitoshi grumbles. âThis smells like favoritism.â
âThatâs âcause your unicorn looks Celeryâs poop!â Eri chirps. Then she runs away to the kitchen right before you double over in laughter at Hitoshiâs extremely offended face, clutching onto his broad shoulders for support.Â
âShe said your drawing looks like shit!â You snort, and he groans.
Celeryâs ears perk up in Hitoshiâs lap and she meows, looking in your direction. You hold out your arms. âCelery, you want uppies?â
She ignores them and decides to sit in your lap instead, purring softly.
âMrow.â
âYeah? And then what?â You coo, gently rubbing her fuzzy forehead, and her eyes close in contentment.
She mewls again, pawing at your sock and you laugh.
âOkay, okay Iâll tell him.âÂ
Looking up at Hitoshi, he tilts his head the same way Celery does when you talk to her.Â
You bite back a laugh, youâre not sure whoâs the cat in the room at this point.
âWhat did she say?â He asks you curiously.
All you do is blink slowly at him in response.
Hitoshiâs brows knit in confusion.
Then his eyes widen, a soft pink starting to color his cheeks.
Shyly, he slowly blinks back.
Suddenly, the gray-haired girl comes back from the kitchen, apples Aizawa sliced like rabbits for her on a plate in her hands.Â
Youâre still slowly blinking at each other as she walks through the door.
Eri looks at the both of you weirdly.
âWhat are you two doing?â
âMrow.â
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#shinsou lovers pls find my acc i love u ur so sexy#i think itâs funny bc u like fish and hitoshi likes cats so he jokes abt eating u LOL#i wanted to give it like a shoujo-y skip and loafer kinda title :3#fellow shinsou enjoyers i hope u like it#hitoshi shinsou x reader#shinsou x reader#hitoshi shinso x reader#mha x reader#mha oneshot#shinsou fluff#mha fluff#bnha x reader#ALSO ik it's a very common hc but shinsou would not use lavender scented products bc they're toxic to cats!!! HE WOULDNT RISK IT#would also not use a diffuser for his sleep sorry bc the oils from it can harm cats and their fur :/#he just thugs it out and drinks chamomile tea or smth#takes a melatonin every night#stop the shinsou smells like lavender allegations#bffr âhe would hate lavender purely for the fact that itâs poisonous to cats#I think shinsou would enjoy bath and body works scents#tho
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No one believed Panda when he told them that Inumaki had a crush on you. To them, there were absolutely no signs, and the cursed speech user hadnât divulged this information to any of them â even Panda.
But to his best friend it was obvious.
Especially when heâd watched Inumaki through the window on his knees digging through soil in the cold during mid-October to plant some bulbs just so they would grow in time for spring.
Sitting perfectly in the middle of his garden was a meticulously tended to plot that bloomed with freshly grown tulips.
âSo Inumaki-senpai grew some flowers, what about it?â Yuuji presses his nose to the glass as he watches his senior continue to water the soil.
âThe only flowers in the entire garden.â Panda emphasised, spreading his arms in exasperation. Every other plant â though well tended to â was nowhere near as bright, vibrant or delicate as the pastel coloured tulips that now sat pride of place in one of the flowerbeds.
âHe grew some flowers, so what?â Maki rolled her eyes, âHe couldâve just picked some random seeds.â
âBulbs.â Panda corrected as Maki narrowed her eyes at him beneath her glasses.
âTulips are a flower that are believed to symbolise first love.â Megumi read out almost robotically from a quick search on his cellphone, staring down at the screen with his other hand placed into his pocket.
âI told you guys.â Panda groaned, âToge is in love.â
âBut that means heâs been in love with them for ages.â Yujiâs eyes widened in surprise.
âSeems that way, huh?â Panda smiled.
That same evening you walked into the kitchen to see a vase of freshly picked tulips sitting by the window.
âThese are so pretty.â You muse, reaching out to stroke one of the petals between your thumb and forefinger, âDid someone buy you flowers, Nobara?â
âNo,â She shook her head knowingly, not even looking up as she flicked through the pages of a fashion magazine.
âInumaki picked them for you.â
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plushies and headsets? シďžďžď˝Ľď˝Ą
pairing- best friend!heeseung x tiny!afab!reader
synopsis - no one expected that a mall trip with your best friend, where you spot your favorite plushy store, could end up in him making you cum all over his sheets.
tw - size kink (he's huge), tiny reader, plushy humping, masturbation, cursing, use of nicknames, best friends down bad, lmk if i missed something!!!
word count - 1.9k
a/n - stop i hate this aahhh!!! seems like u guys like huge hee n soft toys ;) i love making manly guys crazy for girly girls.. pls lmk your thoughts rahh :3
taglist - @whowantshota
as the weekends roll around, you find yourself at heeseung's house, watching him furiously click away on his keyboard.
you know he's your best friend, but he looks ethereal like this. messy hair from his headset moving around, his bangs a little sweaty from the match, his shirt sitting perfect on top of him, his thighs spread out on his chair as he cusses at his screen.
"fuck" he hisses, missing another hit as his eyes remain glued to his screen.
you know he's your best friend, but why do you clench your thighs together whenever he cusses?
â Ë・âŕ¨ŕ§â Ë・â
heeseung's a big guy, much much larger than you. his hands, twice the size of your small ones, his face, beyond your reach.
"hee!!" you pout and look up at him after reapplying your lip gloss, eyes twinkling, batting your pretty eyelashes up at him. "is it too much..?"
to say heeseung is in love is an understatement. he's in awe as he finds himself zoned out looking at your tiny figure under him. he just wants to put his arms around your tiny waist, pick you up and kiss the lip gloss off your lips.
"hee..?" you whisper, blinking up at him, you find him zoned out with his eyebrows raised in surprise.
"oh... y-yeah.. looks great.." he manages to say, turning his eyes away from you to look at the plushie store. "why do you even need that, just lick your lips, same effect"
"ay! stop i paid $45 for this!!" your small fists land a punch at his muscular arm. you look at where his eyes are fixated, making you gasp. "plushies! i need to buy a new one!" you grab his arm, dragging him to the store as you run towards it, your cute little skirt riding upwards at your excitement.
heeseung feels warmth rush to his cheeks as he sees your tiny fingers struggle to grip onto his arm. your giggly state slowly making him lose his character.
your eyes sparkle as you enter the store, looking around for various types of plushies. "why do you even need these??, you've got like 4 already!" he huffs biting down his smile that naturally spreads across his face looking at you. "they're just full of cotton if didn't you know"
"woahh! i didn't know, i've been buying ones full of rocks all this while" you grit your teeth at him and slap his arm as he winces in pain.
"ugh you've got way too much strength for your tiny ass" he rolls his eyes and goes back to his phone, moving his thumbs around his screen, distracting himself from getting smitten by you.
25 minutes later, and you're still picking out the perfect new plush. debating weather you should get the cute strawberry one or the panda one. "heeseungggggg!!!"
"what" his blunt tone makes you pout up at him. when he removes his eyes from his phone, he chuckles loudly as his eyes meet your figure, completely hidden by the two large plushies in your arms.
"whatt!!" your voice comes out muffled behind the toys.
"nothing you look stupid as hell, what's taking you so long?"
"help me pick!!! they're both too cute!!" you tiptoe your way out of the plushies to look up at him properly.
"i literally saw a panda with a strawberry plush on your desk the other day" he sighs "just wait outside, i'll pick one out for you yeah?"
"really?" your eyes widen as you give him the biggest smile. "you better not pick an ugly one or else i'll beat you into a plush right here"
"fine geez i'll pick something 'cute' " he says visibly cringing at himself. taking the plushies out of your arms, smiling at how they now appear normal sized in his hold, he notices you walking out and opening your phone to call someone.
"fuck she's so cute" he mutters under his breath as he scans the store. maybe he's doing this for himself, just trying to get home quicker, but deep down he knows he's fucked with the way you jump excitedly.
"cute? what's cute..." with his hands in his pockets, he looks at some of them, imagining your cunt grinding against it. lewd thoughts flood his head even when he's trying not to think about you like that. "ugh i'll just get this weird ass bear" he pays for it quickly, rushing back to you.
"here idiot, take it" he hands the normal sized bear over to you while looking away.
"oh my god!!! hee!!!" you gasp, jumping up and down smiling and hugging the bear which almost covers your face. "it's adorable! i didn't think of this!!"
oh he's gone, he's so gone, he's so in love and is so visibly blushing at you. blood rushes to his cock once you jump up and down with it, "told you you'd like it" he chuckles, holding you down. "let's get home now i'll miss my game"
â Ë・âŕ¨ŕ§â Ë・â
you're now sitting on his bed, with your new bear in your hand as you watch heeseung from afar. you tilt your head like a puppy, looking at heeseung grunt and cuss at his screen, the movements of his fingers on the keyboard speeding up. "goddamn he's hot.." you mutter under your breath, trying to distract yourself from the heat thats beginning to build between your legs.
"ah fuck yes" he growls and runs his hands through his hair, putting his headphones back on as he makes a headshot.
the moment he curses, you find yourself slowly bringing your bear down in between your legs, trying to relieve some tension. "oh shit.." you whisper softly as you shudder from the sudden pleasure.
subconsciously, you wrap your legs around the soft plush and push your hips into it. you gasp as you let out a sudden soft moan at the feeling. you're so lost in the pleasure the soft bear is giving to your clit that you don't notice heeseung's mouth wide open staring at you.
"you have some nerve doing that in my bed" he scoffs, removing his headset as he adjusts himself in his chair, spreading his legs. he eyes full of lust as he fixates on your tiny body squirming in his bed.
heat rushes to your cheeks when you notice him getting comfortable to watch you. you feel yourself getting embarrassingly wet as his eyes land at where your cunt meets the bear. its exactly what he imagined, his lewd thoughts are finally coming to life. you're grinding against the bear he bought for you? in his room? looking at him?
"baby...go ahead and strip for me?"
its embarrassing how fast you comply, getting up and swiftly taking your shirt off, sliding down your shorts until you're left with a pink lace bra and baby pink underwear. "hee... what do you what me to do baby..?"
its crazy how fast the tension in the room shifted. two seconds ago you were squeezing your thighs together at him and now he's commanding you to get off. heeseung mutters out a soft moan when he sees your perfect tiny body, your pretty lips pouting at him, waiting for him to corrupt you. his hands slowly reach his pants, your eagerness going straight to his cock. "show me how you get off on it doll "
your cheeks flush red at his order. you bite your bottom lip as you tug your panties off. he groans when he sees a string of your arousal sticking to it. you slowly raise your hips as you keep the plush between your legs. the soft material coming in direct contact with your clit makes you roll your eyes back as you position yourself over it, lowering yourself slowly onto the fabric. "like this hee..?"
"oh fuck yeah' just like that baby" he throws his head back at the site, his cock twitching in anticipation. "you're so fuckin' cute baby" he whispers hoarsely. the precum stain forming a patch and deepening the color of his grey sweatpants.
you begin to grind your hips against the pillow, moaning softly as you watch his huge cock become visibly hard under his pants. "a-ah f-fuck..hee.. feels s-so good.." you whimper, eyes shut as you hump your plushy, putting on a show for him.
he watches every move of yours with hooded eyes, his tongue licking his lips as he draws his hand towards his cock, growing painfully hard by second. "oh you're so so sexy" he moans out as his hand comes in contact with his dick. "you-fuck-drive me fuckin' crazy princess" he growls as he throws his head back, squeezing his aching tip.
you lean forward, supporting yourself with one hand while using the other to grip the head of the plush. "n-ghä¸fuck-d-does it.. does it feel g-good for you too heeseung..?" you moan out his name opening your eyes and looking directly into his hooded eyes.
"fuck baby yeah' feels so good" his name has never sounded so fucking good coming from someone. something about your tiny fucking body humping his on huge fucking bed while moaning his fucking name sends him into a frenzy. he bites his lips as he looks directly into your eyes. "oh fuck sake" he mutters quickly as he removes his sweatpants and slides his boxers down. his dick rock solid as he trails his huge palm over it. "a-h baby.. you're s-so fuckin' hot" he barely lets out, his eyes focused on every single movement of your tiny body fucking yourself on a plush.
eyes widening, you gasp as you watch heeseung take his pants off, revealing his huge. fucking. cock. with a blood red tip aching to cum. you almost fall over with the image of his cock right in front of you. "fuckä¸ you're s-so huge.." you whine as you regain your balance and shut your eyes, riding the plush as if your life depends on it. you rock your hips back and forth rhythmically, the material soaked with your arousal, creating friction against your clit as you feel the knot in your stomach beginning to tighten. you move your tiny hands over to your tits as you speed up your movements.
"god fuckk" heeseung moans at the site, his hard cock covered in precum as he jerks himself up and down slowly, trying to match your rhythm. "shitä¸ah- cum for me doll" he groans loudly as he watches you rut against the plushy desperately. he has never wanted to be a piece of cotton so bad. he wants to be under you, he wants his face to be under you. he wants you to grind yourself down on his face, suffocate him, cum all over his face. "make a -fuck- make a mess baby" he groans out loud as he watches you edge closer and closer to your orgasm.
your body jerks forward as you grope your tit harshly. "f-fuckkkk.. h-heeseung!! -ah- 'm gnna cum!" drool spilling from your mouth, you look at him and let out a loud pornographic moan as you cum undone on the plushy.
your tiny body feeling weak from the intense orgasm, you fall on his bed but he catches you before you could hit the bed. "hee..." you whine breathlessly as your chest heaves up and down. he hovers over you, his huge body towering over your smaller one. he gently places a kiss on your forehead. "you're the prettiest and sexiest girl ever i swear to god" he smiles as his eyes turn over to the cum-covered abandoned plushy.
you flash him a soft smile, batting up your eyelashes at him, before feeling his rock hard dick grazing over your thigh.
"ready to get ruined by me now?"
end.
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doing that tik tok trend with yuuta where your bf ranks how mad he would be if another man touched you in different ways from 1 to 10 pls omg how do you think heâll be
NO ONE LAUGH AT MY SCREENSHOTS OK I WANTED AUTHENTICITY !!!! also i love this idea <3
ok here's each hug from the trend and how yuuta would react:
"CATCHER HUG? who needs to be holding you like that?"
you giggle at the reflection of yuuta's wide eyes as he stares at the photo attached to his forehead from the tiktok filter.
"sometimes panda lifts me up when we hug!" you vouch for your friend, but yuuta's perplexed face doesn't change. he hits 8 on the screen to move on to the next filter.
"can't believe panda is trying to swoop in on my girl like that" he mutters as he waits for the filter to land on the next option.
yuuta's mouth is gaping wide before any sound comes out- although it's obvious that he'll rank this one low.
"CUDDLE?" his voice raises an octave from the offense he's taken by this hypothetical ranking game. you're absolutely losing it in a fit of laughter. "no one should be cuddling my girlfriend!" his thumb hits the 10 with an audible thwap to the screen. "ridiculous. cuddle my girlfriend and catch rika's hands" he mutters.
"oh, this is good!" all irritation washes away as yuuta beams at self hug. "love yourself baby, i do" he punctuates with a kiss to the crown of your head, unsurprisingly making this one number 1.
"no," his brows furrow again. "that's too intimate. absolutely not. nope" he hits 7.
"seven though?" you're curious why it's not lower.
"this game feels like a trap. i feel like there are worse things"
his expression flickers when side hug comes up next. concern, then understanding, then concern again. clearly he's searching through the context of what could warrant someone giving you a sidehug, it's just a matter of who. you find his undertainty to be funny, apparently.
"yuuta, we all hug each other like this. toge side hugged me just yesterday after a mission"
"yeah..." he trails off, before huffing and deciding on 4. "still not a fan. it's still touchy"
you cackle out a laugh.
"they're all touching!" you remind him, but he ignores you as the filter spins again.
"this is fine i guess" yuuta tilts his head from side to side before selecting 3. "self hug is still better"
"i don't think i realized how possessive you were till now" you say.
"i could be worse"
"WHAT THE HELL? absolutely not!" yuuta's fast to put waist hug second to last at option 9. "hip grinding hug more like it. nuh uh. that's cheating right there"
he doesn't understand why you laugh so much at the adulterous hug option, but he's already waiting for the next round.
"this... this is fine," he sighs, making it the second option rather quickly. "it's got to be under three seconds though" he adds as an after thought.
"three seconds?"
"are you sad? why does someone else need to hug you if you're sad?"
"what if you're not around?" you ask.
"then you call me??" yuuta's sass has reached new peaks with this filter game. "easy answer, dumb question" he selects 5.
"NO!" yuuta shouts. "that's too close to my girlfriend! and you're hurting her! look babe you can't even breathe," he gestures to the phone with annoyance, shaking his head and huffing some more as he selects 6. "if i could put this lower babe, i would"
"i believe you, honey"
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(SHEâS) JUST A PHASE CHAPTER CHAPTER TWELVE: sweet dreams, tn
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âSo whereâs your lover boy?â Panda asks, his voice cutting through the cacophony of laughter and music as he trails you through the crowded corridors, dodging the sea of bodies like a seasoned sailor.
Pit pit pit pitâthe sound of eight pairs of feet creates a chaotic rhythm that echoes off the walls, blending with the chatter, screams from fangirls, and the distant sound of music. The air is thick with anticipation, a pre-show buzz that somehow amplifies your frustration.
You stop suddenly, squinting against the bright lights overhead, still disoriented in this maze of unfamiliar hallways. You were reread Megumiâs text for the hundredth time.
âItâs simple, just walk straight, take the second left, and then the first right.â
âSimple my ass,â you mutter, irritation creeping into your voice. You can feel the fabric of your outfit constricting slightly as your heart racesânot just from the crowd, but from the thought of him, wherever he might be.
âYn, do you even know where youâre going?â Nobara interjects, arms crossed and feet tapping impatiently. âI didnât put on my red bottoms just to wander around like a lost kid in target.â
Her tone is playful, but thereâs an edge of seriousness. You can picture her frustrationâshe's here to make an impression, and you canât let her down. She mumbles something under her breath, probably a jab about you and megumi, which she blames on you ovulating. You roll your eyes, mentally flipping her off.
âYn, maybe you should use your third eye to find him,â Panda suggests, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.
âThird eye?â you ask, bewildered.
âYour vaginaâ he raises an eyebrow, teasingly dragging out the moment.
Maki snickers.
âMaki, why are you laughing? Shouldnât you be helping?â Panda shoots back, exasperated, though his tone is more playful than annoyed.
Maki rolls her eyes but doesnât miss a beat. She raises her fist, mock-threatening to punch Panda, but they both stumble back, narrowly avoiding a group of crew members wrestling with a mountain of band equipment. One of them shoots you a bemused glance, clearly accustomed to the chaotic energy that follows your group.
âShit, sorry, everyone,â you murmur, barely looking up from your phone. Your thumbs fly over the screen, sending a heated text to that infuriatingly charming guitarist.
Your frustration simmers just below the surface, not just from his latest blunder but from the way your emotions twist like a tangled cordâhalf excitement, half anxiety.
You canât help but think of how he always manages to distract you, his grin igniting a flutter in your chest. The irony of searching for him while being completely consumed by thoughts of him doesnât escape you.
âYn?â A voice echoes through the dimly lit corridor, pulling you from your thoughts.
You look up to find Megumi standing there, his expression softening as he meets your gaze.
âHey,â you reply, your voice a gentle murmur, but he hears you easily.
The surrounding group begins to disperse, each member pairing off into their conversationsâMaki and Yuta engaged about their next date, Panda and Toge animatedly debriefing about the latest talk gush episode, and Nobara mocking Yuji about his latest blunder on Twitter, laughter spilling out like a warm embrace.
âSooo, howâs it going?â you ask slyly, trying to mask the sudden flutter of nerves that stir within you.
Why does this feel different tonight? Youâve shared countless moments, yet thereâs an undeniable weight in the air that makes your heart race.
A smirk curls at the corners of Megumiâs lips, amusement dancing in his eyes. He finds your nervousness both cute and entertaining.
âYou know my fans would kill you if they found out the mystery girl Iâve been seeing is at the show tonight.â
You arch an eyebrow, a playful glint in your gaze. Your fingers find their way to his chest, lightly tracing the fabric of his shirt before hovering near his lips, an invitation and a tease. His breath hitches, hanging in the air like an unspoken promise, thick with unacknowledged tension.
âGuess weâll just have to keep it a secret then, huh?â you reply, leaning in slightly, enjoying the way his pulse quickens under your touch.
âOi, come on, lovebirds! We perform in twenty!â a voice calls from behind you, interrupting the moment. Itâs the white-haired boy, his tone both teasing and urgent.
You glance back at him, rolling your eyes playfully as you stick out your tongue.
âCanât a girl have a moment?â you shoot back, a lightness in your voice that contrasts with the intensity of the moment you just shared.
âSeems like you have to go,â you say, brushing imaginary nerves off his shoulders with a teasing gesture, your fingertips lingering a moment too long.
Megumi gazes at you in silence, as if heâs trying to memorise every detailâthe way your hair falls around your shoulders, the sparkle in your eyes that seems to illuminate the dim corridor.
Were you always this beautiful, or is it just the shoddy lighting casting a warm glow around you?
âGood luck,â you say, rising onto your tiptoes to press a soft kiss to his cheek. The warmth of your lips against his skin sends a thrill through you, a jolt of something unspoken.
With that, you turn and dash off to catch up with your friends, laughter bubbling up as you leave him behind, your heart still racing.
You glance back to find Megumi standing there, visibly starstruck, watching you with a mix of admiration and disbelief. Thereâs a new softness in his gaze, one that makes your chest tighten with something you canât quite name.
You canât help but laugh, the sound light and carefree, as you turn away.
God, he was down bad.
extras!
⢠COME BACK SEUNGHAN đđ
⢠yn lowkey gafs about megumi now chatâŚ
⢠is this the enemjes to lovers we were all longing for? lol just wait until next chapter
⢠yn was ON that ledge like fully over the barricade SOMEONE HELP THE POOR GIRL
⢠ynmegumi interaction again hiiiii
⢠are they⌠falling in love with eachother???
⢠oh thereâs sukuna hi boyfie
⢠he got another number⌠just for us? awwwđđ
⢠if he wanted to he would
a/n: FINALLY UP TO DATE WITH THE CHAPTERS EVERYBODY CHEER!!! this was lowkey a filler chapter but next chapter is going to be so GOOD. like i said weâre just getting started? you thought this was going to be a fluffy fic? LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
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ONE LESS LONELY GIRL - 001 ! the left side
PAIRING idols riki x fem reader
SYNOPSIS fans always point out the chemistry between you and riki, and it only continues to grow after you become mcâs together on music bank. but as your feelings rise, so does the tension. and people begin to notice, so you try not to let riki know how you feel. but unbeknownst to you, he feels entirely the same way.
authors note readerâs official emoji is a panda! also most of the interview dialogue is real (from two videos combined) lol
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you and your group had arrived at the scene. the entrance process was rushed seeing as you were all running a little late. but despite being short on time, the six of you still stopped to wave at your fans before heading inside.
âtake your places. we are late after all, i would expect that enhypen is already out on stage.â your manager informed, ushering you all out from behind the camera.
and she was right after all. they were in fact waiting for your group, respectfully bowing their heads as you and your members made way to take the spot beside them.
luck was in your favor, as you were instructed to stand next to ni-ki. you couldnât resist your stares, carefully trying to sneak a glance, only to see he was already looking at you. he smiled at how your cheeks flushed pink.
the mcâs, eunchae and sangmin, quickly adjusted their lifeguard outfits while they waited for the intro music to end before starting their introduction.
âwe are the mansaez!â they announced together. âshall we meet enhypen, who is back with a sweet melody?â eunchae read off the script. âwelcome!â
âone, two, connect! hello we are enhypen!â jungwon introduced the group.
sangmin quickly greeted them, before going to introduce newjeans. âthis time, letâs meet the girls that the world has been waiting for. shall we meet newjeans, who are back with supernatural? welcome!â
âtwo, three. hello, we are newjeans!â minji spoke into the microphone.
ânice to meet you all. to start off the interview, letâs first go to sunghoon. sunghoon, as a previous mc of music bank, how does it feel to be back?â
âiâm happy to be back after a long time. iâm also happy to be back with our second full length album, romance untold, and the fact that we are able to share this with our fans.â sunghoon smiled to the camera.
ânow, hyein. you werenât able to participate in the last comeback. how does it feel to be back on stage?â
eunchae and sangmin took turns asking you all questions. but as unprofessional as it was, you felt yourself zoning out, still completely stunned by the fact nishimura riki was real, and right next to you. you were so close, your shoulders practically touched his.
the sound of your name being called by eunchae drew you back into reality, pulling you out of the clouds. ây/n! weâve heard ni-ki doesn't show the left side of his face, but we finally got to see that in enhypens latest comeback. since it's known that you have admired enhypen for so long, how do you feel about this?"
and immediately, all the blood that was meant to pump into your brain, left, and rushed to your cheeks. you felt lightheaded, but you knew your face was burning.
you stood there frozen in shock, your mic jittering in your shaky hands. you suddenly felt more nervous than you were before, as you made the rookie mistake of turning to look at the boy next to you. he stared at you so expectantly, with a glimmer in his eyes.
âo-oh? i didnt know these types of things could be shared..â you awkwardly laughed, playing it off as you just being shy. âi think its charming because its not something we get to see often? i suppose.â you answered, playing it safe. because really, how do you respond to a question like that?
riki smiled at your response, nodding his head in approval.
haerin, who was next to you with her arm pressing into yours, gave you a small thumbs up of encouragement. maybe you didnât do as bad as you thought.
âni-ki, how do you feel about this?â sangmin asked.
âah, me? sorry. i find it cute that you think iâm charming, even if itâs something i donât do often.â he replied, looking at you the whole time he spoke.
you remained the eye contact for a few moments, causing the air to run thick as it stayed silent.
the mcâs shrugged it off, not thinking too much of it, before keeping the interview going by continuing to ask the other members their questions.
and before you knew it, the interview was over.
as soon as the cameras cut, you thanked eunchae and sangmin, then the enhypen members. riki reached out to shake your hand, his touch lingering for a moment before pulling away.
you smiled as he smirked at you while you both went your separate ways.
the music bank interview had ended 6 hours ago. it was now 10 pm, and you laid on danielleâs bed with your head in her lap as she braided your hair. hanni was sat next to you with her legs crossed, engrossed in some game hyein showed her the other day.
âmy god. that was so embarrassing!â you whined as you saw a clip of todayâs interview on tiktok, grabbing hanniâs pillow from beside to her as you screamed into it.
danielle quickly moved her hands away in surprise. âhey, i said donât move! now the mini braid is all frizzy.â she pouted, undoing it to start over.
âit wasnât that bad. at least you managed to not cause a dating scandal! fans are going crazy over the interaction on twitter.â hanni informed you in a comforting manner, handing you her phone.
âi donât care about what people online think. it was more about the fact that i embarrassed myself in front of riki.â you mumbled, before scrolling through hanniâs phone to see what netizens were saying.
âthatâs so humiliating. not them clipping my every movement..â you sighed with a frown.
at that moment, minji walked in with haerin behind her, from the other room that you three shared.
everyone was now together in the second bedroom of the dorm.
âcome on y/n. letâs go get some snacks from the convenience store. you need some fresh air.â minji spoke, taking the phone out your grasp and returning it to hanni. she pulled you up to your feet, gesturing for you to put some shoes on.
âright now? iâm wearing pajamas.â you raised a brow, examining yourself in the mirror. you wore your long sleeve shirt, and your baggy pajamas pants, along with the slides you had just put on.
âso am i.â she shrugged. âcome on, just you and me. youâll feel better.â
reluctantly, you followed minji out the door, dreading the fact you may be recognized like this in public.
âi guess weâll be back.â you waved to your other members who remained inside.
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