#the owner's jackass son dropped a curtain rod on a casket during a mausoleum service that was recorded for the family and within an hour

[heylittleriotact]

Morticians are gossipy bitches (source: me - I am the source). It's not about the quantity of the tea spilled, it's about the quality and the timing of said tea.

My analysis of Emmrich is that when the team goes out drinking he mostly sits watching them gossip while he drinks fancy wine and the others think he'll just sort of sit and quitely relax until, several glasses in, he opens with "May I say something unkind?" and then proceeds to drop tea so scalding it could boil an ocean