#the others just need to thruce but she needs to work for other ppl (bad ppl) and she hates it??
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Fantasy au felix is a priest (tm) and all his childhood friends are demons
Dimitri, a drude: Fel-
Felix: *sprays holy water* shut up
Sylvain, an incubus: what if I fucked a weed
Felix: *sprays holy water* no
Ingrid, a familiar: demons suck
Felix: *holds up spray bottle and then gently lays it down* ur rite
#sjfjsx the concept is so funny to me like. what if dimitri was a drude?? a demon that lurks in nightmares#but he has nightmares?? ok thats kinda sad but what if felix was salty bc once dimitri appeared in his nightmares as glenn (but dead)#that strayed from being funny but alSO what if sylvain was an incubus and he fucked to live but also he's secretly real tired of that shit#sometimes even sylvain can get tired of trying to always suduce ppl and fuck. let him rest in bed bro he just wants to chill#idk paint w bob ross or smth#and ingrid is tired af she just wants to quit her job bc shes a familiar#the others just need to thruce but she needs to work for other ppl (bad ppl) and she hates it??#and felix is the only human but hes a priest but wHAT IF he was secretly a cambion (offspring of an incubus and a human) and he didnt know#ahfjs im sorry im going on a tanget but just food for thought#what if duscur was like...the angels tho....dedue would be an angel sjfjsdj hed be so beautiful sobs#ok ill stop now sfjskd#@ the comment with ingrid its *thrive not thruce but like hell im rewriting my tags for that
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