#the other day i told the cashier in tescos that me and my family dont celebrate christmas even though we are christian | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

partlyironic · 2 months ago

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if I was famous I know for a FACT I would act up on the regular and just. lie all the time about the dumbest things. because I do that now only instead of lying to the press it's lying to strangers just out and about

#the other day i told the cashier in tescos that me and my family dont celebrate christmas even though we are christian #when asked why i just said 'i dont know really! we just never have!'#i hope i gave them some food for thought #my other thing which is much less abot mischief and more seriously a weird kind of disorder my whole family share #is being INCREDIBLY private about very random and seemingly inconsequential things #to the point where people assume there is some wild conspiracy at play #i also think this would translate well to me being famous. imagine the theories that could develop.#helen speaks

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