#the other batman films are pretty much irrelevant. these are the fun gay ones

[commaclear]

Derma, lets skip to the good bit, lets have gay relations but if qaa can join

-Wilbur Semi Defender anon

I think you're really missing the point here

[shewasnumberone]

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Oh boy. Okay. Here are the answers for the two anons that asked for all of them, anyone and everyone spending their Valentine’s Day on Tumblr, and for Maddie, who specifically requested #47.  Get ready for a long post about my love life. 

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? I can’t tell. I’ll keep you posted. 

2: Have you ever been deeply in love? Yes.

3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in? 3 years.

4: Have you ever changed for someone? Changed for someone, no. Changed because of someone, yes. 

5: How is your relationship with your ex? Fine.

6: Have you ever been cheated on? No.

7: Have you ever cheated? Never.

8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating? I’m not a fan of making judgments on/about people based off of what they’re ‘well known for’ in the public eye. It all depends on the person, our relationship, and the situation.

9: What’s the most important part of a relationship? Having each other’s backs, through thick and thin. But it’s all important, communication and respect and all of that. There can’t just be a ‘most’ important part, it’s pretty fluid. But having a sense of comradery seems to encompass a lot of importance, at least by my definition.

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? I don’t think I could ever be a fling person, but I’m also not one for the crying in the rain, ‘I would die for you, Riley’ level of relationship seriousness. Give me the fun and casualness of the fling with the commitment and adoration of the serious relationship, and we’ll call it a deal.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”? Ross Geller has given me a distaste of “breaks”, and if we’re talking about that kind of break then I’m against them, because fuck Ross let’s be real.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with? Zero. Not the hookup kind of gal.

13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship? I regret not saying enough.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? When they’re legal and consenting. 

15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”? In some cases. If you’re like 30 and dating someone that’s 38 or 43 or whatever, I get it, age is just a number. But if you’re 18 and dating someone that’s like 27 that’s where it gets dicey because there’s a big power imbalance and it could go real bad real quick.

16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”? Alexis will accuse me of being an emo if I answer this question.

17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet? I’m not sure if it’s my cup of tea, but I’ve had friends meet their s.o. online and they’re perfectly happy, so yeah why not.

18: What do you consider a deal breaker? Being a Donald Trump supporter.

19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship? If the other person is not interested/invested in the relationship anymore and expresses that. I’m one of those people that works until a problem’s fixed, especially if I love the person, so I’d need them to say it’s time to end it. And even though I’m a fixer I’d respect that. 

20: Are you currently in a relationship? No. Happy Valentine’s Day.

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? Yes.

22: Do you think people should date their friends? If you’re not dating someone you consider a friend: yikes. I think dating friends is nice because you know the person, you know their personality, and you know what they value. It’s a safer bet, dating a friend. 

23: How many relationships have you had? Oh, a few here, a few there, you know how it goes.

24: Do you think love can last forever? Yes.

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things? I recently watched that episode of Community where Betty White attacks Jeff for saying that respect conquers all over weaponry, so for the sake of avoiding a snarem noose-wielding Betty White, I’m going to say no.

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of? Nah. I love my parents, but some lessons you just have to learn by yourself. 

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?  It doesn’t always make sense, but if it makes you happy don’t lose it.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Yes.

29: What do you notice first about another person? Their eyes.

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual? I’m not one for labels.

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness? No.

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? No.

33: Do you want to get married one day? Maybe. I don’t know. Irrelevant.

34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed? No thank you. There are endless tattoos you could get that can express your love for someone; tattooing a name seems like such a poor decision. 

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex? Yes.

36: Are you still a virgin? Who cares.

37: What’s more important: Looks or personality? Personality.

38: Do you enjoy love films? I love all films.

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses? Yes.

40: Have you ever had a valentine? Yes. 

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”? Anything anywhere is the perfect date if you’re with the perfect person.

*Edit: after telling Alexis this, I got yelled at. “That is the most emo shit. Emo motherfucking emo shit.”

42: Have you ever read “Romeo and Juliet”? Freshman year high school English, coming in clutch. Not my favorite of Shakespeare’s works. 

43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends? Friends, because whoever your dating should be considered part of that group.

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”? Yes. 

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends? Awkwardly worded question, but sure. I’m not interested in any of my current friends, but they’d all be a delight to date. Hit them up, folks. 

46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”? I don’t think so?

47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite? Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss, of course. @iknewiwouldregretthis I hate to be predictable. 

48: What’s your favorite love song? “Passenger Seat” by Death Cab for Cutie, at least for now. It’s hard to pick just one song, but that’s a song that makes me love a lot of things. A lot of feelings and history attached to that one. Also because I just learned it on piano.

49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Yes.

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are? Because I’m an absolute disaster scene.

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy? I hate this question.

52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships? I think so, but I guess that’s not really up for me to determine.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single? Nah. If you’re happy I’m happy for you. 

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)? I’ve never really seen the appeal, but I’m not a huge social media person in the first place.

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”? No. 

56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship? I hope not.

57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart? I don’t think considering suicide or suicidal ideation ‘silly’ in any situation is ever warranted. 

58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship? Choosing dominant or submissive is way to black and white for me. I’m 50 shades of Grey baby lmaooooooooo go see Lego Batman in theaters now.

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary? I don’t remember.

60: What’s your opinion on open relationships? They’re not for me, but you do you.

61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family? This is a tricky one, because it’s definitely situational. Family is important, of course, but I’ve known people whose family situations have seriously sucked and their s.o. has helped provide them a safe place/peace of mind when their family couldn’t and/or wouldn’t. So I guess it all depends. 

62: How do you define “cheating”? I don’t know if cheating has one singular definition for me. It’s relationship-relationship dependent. For me cheating is more of the physical stuff with someone else, but I don’t know. I’m lucky that I haven’t had to think about this in too much detail. Just be committed. 

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate? Ask someone who watches porn.

64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated? Yeah. Love your person like it’s Valentine’s Day every day.

65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”? Sure.

Once again, apologies for the long post, but cheers friends. I hope you had a lovely Valentine’s Day. Don’t be strangers.