#the only time eren being the top is okay is if hes riding levis dick

[magicxc]

Sizes

Pairings: Survey Corps - their dick sizes

Word Count: 857

Warnings: none

A/N: this is so self indulgent, it aint even funny lol. Please enjoy what I think the bois are packing.

Headcannons Masterlist

Eren - 9.5 inches

Phew I mean, this doesn’t take too much explaining…at least for me. Eren legit had the gall to wipe out 80% of the population so I can only imagine that he has the balls to match. It’s safe to say our boy is all bark and bite cause he’s absolutely backing up whatever the fuck he says. Needless to say, you need to be PREPPED before penetration.

Levi - 6.5

As my personal favorite of the bunch, daddy Levi is absolutely still working with sumn, okay!!! Let's not count our short king out the race. Matter of fact, I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar that Levi is giving you THEE best seggs. As fun as size kinks are, let's be real, it hurts before it pleases. And 6.5 is like the perfect length to comfortably kiss your cervix. That stamina? His insomnia? The low, sultriness of his voice? Yeahh, you can kiss a good night's rest goodbye and your pussy will absolutely thank you for it. It’s been said that Levi is one of the best in terms of ODM use because of how quick he is while maneuvering the gear and the way it’s used is by the wearers shifting a lot of their weight to their pelvis for movement. Once again YOUR PUSSY WILL THANK YOU! 

Erwin - 7.5

Though the Commander stands tall above his peers, he has some muscle mass to him and therefore I consider him a girthy fellow. Keep in mind this is the same man who stared down Reiner in his armor titan form, all the while being short one arm. It's been said that the horses that the scouts ride are bred specifically to outrun titans but what they leave out is that Erwins horse is bred specifically to carry balls as heavy as his. Lmfaoo this man is BRAVE, just daring a mf to try some shit. And he absolutely carries that trait into the bedroom as well. 

Connie - 7.5

Connie has always given me goofball vibes. That “huh” ass mf was sorta the comedic relief to the show and it’s like omg you brought dick too?? Funny men be getting me ngl jksjsks. It’s been said that Connie views the Scouts training almost like a summer camp and while he made the top ten his competitive edge doesn’t really set in until he sees someone doing better than him lol. I genuinely don’t think dick size matters to him all that much so when he becomes sexually active and gets so much praise, it’s like ohh wow - new kink unlocked.

Jean - 10 inches

I'm willing to physically debate this lmao. This is probably the only thing he’ll beat Eren in, but I whole heartedly believe that Jean is packing a SCHLONG. He’s always stood above his peers throughout the show and as he ages, it’s more prominent. Tall and skinny men are literally always packing and those pencils wanna write in every book. Mans would absolutely put Mikasa through a mattress if given the chance.

Onyankopon - 8.5 inches

Even though Ony doesn’t get a whole lotta screen time, I can safely assume his length here. This is the same man who fucking DARED Floch to kill him AFTER witnessing him kill a few others for refusing to fall in line. You wanna talk about standing on business? Ohhh Ony’s your man through and through. Mans is always fighting for the greater good and even willing to sacrifice his life for the cause; it’s safe to say you’d bark if he asked you to. 

Reiner - 7.0

Ok hear me out, mans is GIRTHY. And 7 inches isn’t a bad place to be at all. Very rarely do those beefcake ass men have length, but that doesn’t mean they're lacking. In fact, I’ll take it a step further and guess that Reiners smeat curves left. CHANGE MY MIND. Any man strong enough to wield that heavy ass armor titan is absolutely knocking the cobwebs off that pwussy. Needless to say, prep is still a must.

Armin - 7.0

Its certainly the quiet ones that shock you the most. Have you ever interacted with a chill and laid back man? It's definitely a reason for that and Armin is no exception. Although I consider him the least experienced, keep in mind that he is a QUICK learner. Every contort of your face and shift of your body is all the notes he needs to take to properly learn how to work your body over. And soon, you’ll be able to mold him to your perfect sex partner. That, coupled with his sweet attitude and sincere personality; sigh that bitch Annie really struck gold with this one. 

Floch - 8.0

If you look up unhinged in the dictionary, you’d literally find a picture of Floch. Many can make the argument that he may be overcompensating for something, but I di-fucking-gress. Even though he can be a bit off the walls, it truly was for good reason and all in the name of his country and THAT, my friends, is big dick behavior.

[sweettodo]

Hi there! Sending in a request because i understand how it is being bored without any ideas to write about.. I was wondering if you could do something along the lines of the Scouts (Including Erwin pls, i am baby for him) walking in on their significant other touching themselves? How they would react and what they would do. :3 Hopefully you haven't done anything like this before, i apologize if so.

yes! and i haven’t done it before so i got you ;)) i just love this concept too.

i’m doing just the men btw i’ll do another set of hc’s with just the ladies * wink wink * at some point.

canons below !!!

includes : smut, swearing.

edit : i also just realized i forgot to add reiner and levi but it’s okay, we’ll survive :o

Jean-

- knowing jean, he’s not gonna stop you.

- walking in to your bedroom, seeing you close to orgasm on your bed, “couldn’t wait for me? pretty girl?”

- he’s not gonna do anything yet, he’s gonna sit on the bed, cock growing hard, seeing your fingers coated in your cum.

- “fuck your fingers, you don’t need me.”

- all he does is hold open your legs, pinning them open as he watches your two fingers rub your clit, looking at your boyfriend.

- he loves to watch you pleasure yourself, watching you cream over and over with your own pretty little fingers.

- if you were to beg for him to touch you, or ask him to fuck you, he says no.

- “you don’t need my cock,” he repeats.

- when you’re tired, panting, cum everywhere, he praises you.

- “you like your fingers, huh? you did so good.”

- “that pretty pussy doesn’t need my cock, how many times did you cum?”

Eren-

- walks into the room, hearing your little moans, you had thought he wasn’t home.

- “eren-” youre embarrassed, he just smiles.

- “what do you think you’re doing? isnt that my job princess?”

- makes you stop what you’re doing.

- “you want my cock? don’t you? isnt that why you’re fucking your fingers?” you nod.

- he wants to fuck you, badly, seeing how you’re getting off to the thought of him fucking your tight cunt.

- but he’s jealous, unsettled at the fact he could’ve been here, but he wasn’t. his cock was so much better than your fingers.

- “you don’t deserve it.” eren spits, you whine, eyes pleading with him.

- “touch yourself again, i fuckin’ dare you.” he purrs, “you’ll never get my cock again.”

- he makes you beg for it, he needs to know you need him, begging until he feels you deserve it.

- “please eren, i need it.” you begged, all he did was snicker, taunting you.

- he’s gonna wait until you sound like a desperate whore, before he pulls down his pants, “you’re lucky i love this pussy.” is all he says, bending you over and fucking you into oblivion.

Connie-

- when he catches you making yourself cum, he’s instantly getting hard.

- “you’re horny? are you, baby?”

- “i want you to fuck me, please connie.” you whined, he smiled.

- “anything for my girl.”

- he takes no more than a second, pulling down his pants and wetting his cock with his spit.

- he sees how horny you are, how desperate you are for him. you were thinking about him while you played with your clit.

- he could fuck you all day, all night, and there was no way he was going to pass up fucking that pussy.

- “you wanted me to fuck you? you love it huh?” he groans, fucking you until you’re left shaking, unable to move.

- “better than your fingers, right?”

- “yes connie, i love it- love it so much.”

- it makes him twice as hard, cock throbbing at the thought of him on your mind, he needed to give his girl what he wants, of course.

Erwin-

- erwin’s gonna give you what you want.

- “touching yourself to the thought of me, princess?”

- he catches you, on your shared bed- you didn’t realize he was home- making yourself cum on top of the sheets.

- “please erwin,” you whine, all he does is smile, grabbing your ankle and pulling your body to the edge of the bed.

- “you want me to fuck you?” you’re pleading with him, he’s gonna give you what you want. but he doesn’t mind a little begging.

- “keep touching yourself, princess, let me see.”

- he holds your leg open, his cock slipping up and down between your slick folds.

- your hand slips down, rubbing your clit.

- he watches your cunt twitch, the stimulation on your clit, his cock fucking into you.

- the room is filled with moans, “you could’ve just asked, princess, no need to touch yourself, right?”

- “you’re right-” you squeak out, “god, i love your dick erwin!”

Armin-

- when he walks in, hearing you moan out his name, he’s practically running to the bedroom

- he sees you, on top of the sheets, one hand under your panties and the other gripping the sheets.

- “armin.”

- he just walks over to you, kisses you, you return the kiss.

- he makes sure to kiss every inch of your exposed skin, until he reaches your panties.

- “i love it when you say my name like that,” he says, smiling against your skin.

- “you want me to make you feel good?” is what he’d say, beginning to pick up where you left off.

- armin believes it’s his job to make you feel good, he knows nothing feels better than his cock.

- you don’t even have to beg for it, what’s his is yours and he can’t leave his princess to make herself cum.

- after all, that’s what he’s here for.

Bertholdt-

- like jean, he’s fascinated.

- he loves to see your your body squeezes up, cum seeping down your cunt as he watches you touch yourself.

- he wants to see your face, your fingers working ever nerve on your clit.

- “go on, baby, i wanna watch.”

- it only turns you on more, wanting to pleade your boyfriend, chasing your orgasm right in front of him.

- he loves it, he has no desire to fuck you right now, all he cares about is you feeling good.

- little pants and moans, your back arching, his hand caressing your thigh, easing you through your orgasm.

- he’s gonna listen to you when you ask him to fuck you, but he can get off all on his own just by watching you moan out his names while you ride your fingers.

[needydanger]

Red Wine | What Turns a Man On

18+ SMUT

pairing(s): levi ackermann x f!reader

content: 69′ing with captain levi

a/n: sorry for any grammar errors!  -scar <3

You held your fancy wine glass in an elegant manner; bringing it up to your lips. However, that classy facade fell short when you downed the entire glass as if it were water. The point of tonight was to mingle with Marleyan soldiers that were betraying their own country in favor of Eldian freedom. 

In your head, tonight was a competition to see who could get drunk the fastest. And you were in the lead by a major feat.

“Seriously, Y/n?”, Connie questions. You glare at him.

“What?”

His judgmental gaze turns into a dramatic pout, “Without me?!”

Soon; you, Connie, and Sasha were drunk. Your booming voices and annoying laughter caught the attention of everyone in the room. “Ah..who let the idiots have wine?”, Levi groans to Hange.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen Y/n this happy.”

You were lively. Mingling with everybody. You even got Jean and Eren into the mix. They became competitive with each other, and drank until Jean's face was on the table. “HA! Y/n, look! I won~”, Eren smiles at you.

You were the most fun anybody has had in ages.

It went too far, though, when you accidentally spilt red wine on Zeke’s white suit. “What the fuck?!”, he gasps. You look at the spreading stain on his pants with wide eyes. “I..I am so sorry!”

Zeke realizes it was you and softens. In a quick motion, you grab a napkin off a dinner table, dunk it in a glass of water, and attempt to wipe out the stain on his pants.

Zeke can’t help but just watch as you mindlessly rubbed away at his crotch. 

You knew a few things..

But social cues were not one of them. In sincere truth; you really were dense when it came to stuff like this.

But that didn’t matter when everyone is watching in shock.

You decide that the stain is never coming out and grab your wine glass, “I’m really sorry.”

“It’s okay.”, Zeke shrugs it off. You take note of the sly smile he had. You felt relieved. Maybe he wasn’t that upset about it after all.

You’re suddenly grabbed by the hair, and everyone watched as you are unfashionably escorted out of the room.

You’re thrown against a wall—immediately scolded.

“Do you have a death wish?”

The voice makes you look up with bambi eyes. “Captain?”

You stumble back when he approaches you and end up on your ass like an idiot. He grabs your hair again, “It was okay for you to drink, but to make Zeke hard like that in front of your comrades?”

His grip tightens and you wince, “Are you truly that dumb?” 

You shake your head profusely, “H-Hard? No he wasn’t!”

“Why do you think he was smiling like a kid in a candy shop?”

You yell, “How the hell am I supposed to know that would turn someone on?!”

Levi lets go of you and debates his next steps. He gets down to your level and uses his gloved hands to spread your legs wide open. Your dress barely covered over your underwear, and it made you blush intensely.

“W-What are you doing?!”

He takes the wine glass in your hand and splashes it in the same manner you did to Zeke. He takes his right glove off to reach for his handkerchief, and starts rubbing your inner thighs.

You immediately slap a hand on your mouth. His hand danced from your inner thighs to your pussy. Rubbing endlessly on your clit. 

“O-Okay! I get it now! You can stop, I’m sorry!! I won’t ever do that again.”, You grab ahold of his arm.

“Why, are you turned on?”, he asks condescendingly, pressing his middle finger slightly into you. The barrier of the napkin and your underwear saved you from any more embarrassment.

“Yes!”, you angrily blush. He scoffs and you almost regret telling him to stop. “If you need any more help knowing what turns a man on so you don’t embarrass yourself like that again, let me know. For now, just go home. You’re done for the night.”

Before Levi leaves your view completely, you wobble over to him. You grab a hold of his hand and ask, “I, uh..can you tell me what turns a man on?”

You’re now in Levi’s room.

On his bed, more specifically.

You’re sitting awkwardly on the edge and he’s in the chair across from you.

“Men can get hard from physical touch. Sexual or not. What you did was the perfect example.” You sink into your shoulders. Ugh. “However, there are some perverted men that can get hard at just the sight of something they find attractive.”

“So they get hard over everything, basically?”

Levi nods, “Depends who we’re talking about. Most of it is all in here.”, he taps on his head, “Thoughts are powerful. Get a man started on just one dirty thought, and their mind will run freely.”

You sigh into your palms, “Now I really feel like an idiot.”

“It’s okay. You didn’t know”, he shrugs. 

Sexual Education wasn’t exactly a hot topic in Paradis. There was only 1 school where you grew up, and they taught you mostly about titans; how to kill them and how to survive. 

“What about you?”

“Hm?”, Levi looks up

“What turns you on?”

Silence. 

You feel a sweat bead ready to fall from your forehead. Did I mess up again?

“Why does that concern you?”

“Um, so I don’t make another mistake?” Goddamnit, Y/n. You can at least sound sure of yourself. 

“I already told you what turns me on.”

You blink. Eh? You think back to what he said merely minutes ago, and go through a process of elimination. Okay, well, Levi isn’t a pervert. Sure, he’s a man. But he won’t die without sex...

“Thoughts and touching?”

He nods. 

“Hm.”, you think. What else can he be into? Well, cleaning is one thing.. “Role play?”

His brow raises, “Elaborate.”

“Like..sexy maid outfits and making someone call you captain in bed.”

He tilts his head, “I never thought about that.”

You giggle nervously, “Haha, well. I guess I was wrong.”

There’s awkward silence in the room. Levi is looking at you stare at everything else in the room except for him. 

“What turns you on?”

You burn up, “Touch.”

“Anything specific?”

You look off to the side, “Hair pulling and..what you did earlier, I guess.”

When you turn to look at him, you’re met with his belt. “So, all those years that I’ve been pulling your hair..?”

You nod up to him, “It’s turned me on.”

He’s peering down on you with a clenched jaw. The way his eyes are literally boring into your soul makes you feel small. What exactly was going on in his head? How did it get to this point?

He breaks eye contact with you and just clenches his fists. Hm? You stare directly in front of you and see the bulge in his pants. Oh. 

“Captain.”

“Yes?”, he doesn’t look at you.

You take your hand and gently rub up and down his clothed cock. Levi snaps his neck to look down at you.

“Is this okay?”, you ask coyly. Those damned bambi eyes..

There was no more being clueless. You knew exactly what you were doing now. What you wanted, and what he wanted. 

Levi places his hands on the bed so he can kiss you. It’s slow and passionate.

His tongue got familiar with yours in ways that made you feel butterflies. So this is what it’s like to get excited by just a kiss.

The two of you pull away for breath. “Yes, it’s okay.”, he finally answers. You put your hand back on his cock. This time, unzipping his pants and rubbing him through his boxers. 

He lets you do whatever you want. 

You put your hand down his underwear and can’t believe how nice it feels. “You’re huge.”, you say honestly. His lips fall agape before he kisses you again. You loved to be dominated by him, but you still wanted to follow through with what you were going to do before. 

You roll over on top and push him back. He’s confused when you straddle him with your head facing his feet. It didn’t register in his head what you were about to do, until he felt your lips on the tip of his cock. 

He fists the sheets, getting filled to the brim with arousal. You kissed the tip, licked it, sucked on it, playfully tapped it against your tongue. You wanted to make him lose his mind. 

Levi is face to face with your open legs. You feel a tug on your underwear and cry out when his tongue on you. In you.

You pop off his dick with a moan. Was he seriously going to eat you out at the same time? “Don’t stop sucking until I cum.”, he orders you.

“Yes, Levi.”

He lands a solid smack on your right ass cheek. The sound that leaves your mouth is actually embarrassing. It’s a mix between a scream and a moan.

“Is that how you address your superior?”

You bite your lip, “S-Sorry, Captain.”

He smiles and kisses your clit, “That’s a good girl.”

The compliment is enough to have you deep throating his cock.

The position is a never ending cycle of stimulation. With his tongue working wonders on you, you can’t stop moaning on his dick. He returns that vibrating feeling back on your most sensitive areas—moaning into your pussy.

It’s enough to make you cum on his face.

You stop sucking on his cock so you can enjoy this euphoria. “Agh!! Fuck.”

He lets you ride on his tongue like a desperate whore. The aftershocks of your orgasm are toe-curling.

You collapse to the side and shakingly crawl back down to his legs. He watched as you put your mouth back on him, looking up into his eyes.

“Fuck, y/n.”, he grips onto your hair just how you said you like it, “You look so pretty with my cock in your mouth.”

Again with the compliments. You’re now determined to make him cum like it’s your life purpose.

“Take it out of your mouth, I’m going to cum.”, he says softly.

Instead, you suck as hard and fast as you can. He moans in surprise, “S-Stop!”

You use your hands for the rest of his length that you couldn’t fit in your mouth. He pulls your head back so you’re looking up at him, “If you don’t stop, I’ll cum in your mouth!”

You give him the dirtiest look he’s ever seen. Your cheeks are red, you have tears brimming in your eyes from your orgasm before, and there’s saliva running down the corners of your mouth. Wow..

“Don’t worry. I’ll swallow it all, Captain.”

Soon, he’s spilling down your throat. “Jesus Christ, Y/n.”, he groans. You swallow every drop and don’t pull off until there’s nothing left. Once you both had a chance to collect yourselves, he kisses you.

Your eyes widened.

You can taste yourself on his tongue. And you’re sure he could taste himself too. It’s such a lewd feeling. Was it bad to like it this much?

You’re now both lying down against the pillows with the sheets over your body.

“Ah..I’m so tired.”, you sigh, giggling. 

“Go ahead and sleep. I’ll wake you up in time for tomorrow.”, he pushes your hair back out of your face. 

“Okay.”, you reply softly.

[zaikaglow]

Umbrageous

Pairing: Erwin x Reader (eventually Reader x Eren, Reader x Levi, Reader x Hange maybe more)

Summary: Your mom has married the ever handsome Erwin Smith but the two of you have started an illicit affair under her nose. As you become more jealous of being the other women you start to engage in office affairs to try and force Erwin’s hand.

Content Warnings: Step dad! Erwin, alcoholism, size kink, cheating, pseudoincest, unprotected sex

Part 1   Part 2  Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

“So I basically make copies, paginate those copies, go on coffee runs. I’m the office bitch basically” Eren says rubbing the back of his neck with one hand, the other resting on the table on the stack of copies he was previously holding now resting on the table. While the office area where clients would come was nicely furnished and brightly light with floor to ceiling windows this backroom filled with equipment was dimly light with no windows and a disgustingly 70’s style wall color. “They also stuck you back in the worst part of the building, I kinda figured the whole building would have been nice” you say. “Oh well out front where Mr.Smith and Mr.Ackerman have their offices are nice for the clients but back where the paralegals and interns are it's pretty groody huh?” he gives a slight chuckle looking up just enough to meet your eyes. “So Eren what are you up to tonight” you say, cocking your head to the side and biting your bottom lip. You wanted to make sure he got the hint loud and clear, it seemed like a great form of revenge, you fucking Erwin’s little intern. It would be an utterly appropriate relationship that would raise red flags if he dared object to it and the best part was that he’d have to see this boy everyday knowing he violated his little princess. Would it make Eren’s life harder? Probably but you really didn’t care that much, you could only think about how smug you’d feel seeing Erwin ticked off at the boy. The boy's eyes widened and you could tell he was trying to suppress a smile “uh I uh, you know I wasn't actually doing anything” he breaks eye contact to look at the ceiling “but if you want maybe you and me, we could do something. Together” he looks back to meet your eyes looking nervous as hell. He’s desperately hoping that's what you wanted to hear, that you weren't just trying to make polite small talk. You stand up from the doorway you had been leaning on to and grab a piece of paper out of the recycling pile and pluck the pen that had been sitting behind Erens ear and begin to scrawl. “Here’s my address, pick me up at 7” you flash him a smile before leaving making sure to not give him the chance to ask for your number. That was intentional just giving him the address so that way he’d have to come to the door, no ‘i'm outside texts', you wanted to rub it in Erwin's face.

Later that night you were sitting at your vanity putting the final touches on your makeup for the night when there was a knock at the door “come in”. You already knew who it was by the heavy footsteps as he was coming up the stairs, but you still couldn't help but to smirk when Erwin opened the door, meeting his eyes in the mirror. He came up behind you and placed his large hands on your bare shoulders feeling the warmth radiating down. “Who are you getting all dolled up for” comes out in a cold monotone voice, his eyes never leaving yours in the mirror. You finish wiping the sticky pink lipgloss on and reply in a condescending tone “Oh didn't I tell you”? A devious smile spreads across your face “that handsome intern asked me on a date”. Erwin clenches his jaw, grip on your shoulders tightening “ y/n I know you're mad at me about today” he exhales “but this is just childish”. “Aww daddy don't tell me you're jealous of the little Jager boy”. “I'm not jealous of a child like him, and put a jacket or something on that's barely a shirt” he removes his hands from your shoulders and briskly walks out the door.

Erwin is sitting down in the living room with your mom reading the paper when the doorbell rings. He puts down the paper and goes to open the door, “Mr.Smith, kinda weird to see you outside of work i'm here to pick up y/n”. Without breaking eye contact with Eren, Erwin shouts up the stairs “y/n, the Jager boy is here”. As you start to come down the stairs your mom gets up to go check out the new visitor “oh y/n he is handsome, good choice” Eren blushes “uh thanks Mrs.Smith”. You practically skip down the stairs and give Eren a hug at the door, Erwin can see you listened when he told you to put on a jacket over that black halter crop top but you also went ahead and changed out your jeans for a skirt. He knows that he can't say anything right now, not with your mom standing beside him, but he’s jealous. The way you have your arm wrapped around the Jager boy’s waist knowing that he’ll put his filthy hands on his little princess putting his cock where it doesn't belong. The only thing he can think to say is “have her back by 10”.

Eren’s car isn't anywhere as nice as Erwin’s but it's not like you expected it to be. Erwin is a wealthy big shot lawyer and Eren is a college intern but it feels almost weird to be so low to the ground in a car. You're parked at a scenic pull out overlooking the city. There are some picnic tables in the nearby trees but it's not the right season so you two are utterly alone in this small dirt parking lot. Eren is tapping the steering wheel nervously and stealing the occasional glance in your direction “so y/n are you sure you don't want to go and do something? We could go bowling or there's some 24 hour diners nearby”. You prop up one of your feet on the seat below you causing your skirt to ride up your thigh, Eren steals another glance this time lingering on your exposed thigh “I’m perfectly happy right here Eren” you say tilting your head in his direction. “Y/n..I dont want you to feel like i'm trying to take advantage of you” comes out in a low husky voice. You get up, placing your knees underneath you on the seat and place your hand on Eren’s arm as you slowly start to move up towards his face till your fingers grasp his jaw and turn his face towards yours “you're not taking advantage of me Eren”. You pull him into a kiss, it's different from how Erwin’s is. With Erwin it's firm and there's this sense of urgency of “don't get caught” of “this is wrong, we shouldnt do this” but Eren is gentle and warm and kisses you like it's right. His fingers nervously brush against your jaw like he’s afraid you'll break if he touches you too hard “Why don't we move to the back seat” you whisper brushing your fingers into his hair causing him to lean into your touch and eyelids shut “okay” he replies.

Eren’s shirt is off and he’s leaning over your fingers in your hair, and things feel nice of course you can feel the arousal pooling in your panties but this is no way to make a point. You move one of your hands up to his jaw pushing his head up and tilting his jaw down to look at you while the other goes to palm him through his jeans. He’s so beautiful the way the loose tendrils of hair fall against his forehead, his green eyes lids heavy with lust. Maybe you could be happy with him, you could stop fucking your stepdad and be happy having a normal relationship with an age approrait boy. But unfortunately you're a little too twisted to give up on Erwin, you know fucking someone like Eren would amount to the thrill of fucking the one man you were never supposed to touch. Your mind was made up “Eren, I want you to be rough with me” his eyes go wide “o-okay I can do that” he says. His lips meet yours again though this time rougher, he places a peck on the corner of your mouth before starting to trail down to your neck, finally about to give you what you really want “I want you to mark me Eren” you can feel his cock twitch in his pants at the words as he latches on tighter to your neck leaving wet spots that begin to darken. His hands lift off your top, breasts bouncing after being freed from the tight shirt’s confines. He gives them a squeeze before placing his mouth on the right nipple and his delicate fingers roll the left. “If you only do my neck my tits are going to feel left out Eren” he glances up before moving his mouth higher on your breast to start leaving more hickies. Your thighs are squeezing together and you can't take it anymore going to unbutton his jeans and slipping your thumbs into the waistband of his boxers pulling both down freeing his cock to slap against his stomach. His cock was much smaller than Erwin's, not tiny by any means, just not as massive, but it was pretty and veiny and the head was starting to leak. Eren’s hands move down first pulling off your skirt but then pauses to look at your grey panties and how he can see how soaked they are from your arousal. He runs his middle finger over your chlothed slit “hmm is that all for me”. “Of course who else would it be for?” you hook your thumbs under the waistband before Eren’s places his hands over yours “I wanna be the one to do it” he starts to drag them down going slowly so he can see how your arousal sticks to the undergarments before breaking. You take your hard and use your thumb to rub a bead of precum over the head. “Y/n i'm sorry I honestly didn't expect this tonight I don't have any condoms”   

“Hmm its okay im on birth control” you say as you guide him by his cock to your entrance. When he makes contact he puts his arms under yours hands gripping your shoulders and burying his face in your neck as he bottoms out. His hips start to move in and out and you can feel the way the head of his dick brushes up against your sweet spot. Eren starts to pull out a little only fucking you with the first few inches stimulating your enough but leaving you begging for him to fill you up and then when you least expect it he pushes in with his full length repeating this process a few more times before you finally feel his warm cum painting your insides. Eren brings his head up and gives your cheek a wet kiss “you didnt cum did you”? “No but that's okay I still enjoyed it”. He rubs his nose against your check and whispers “nuh uh I want to make you cum too, come here”. He pulls out and sits back against the door of the car and gestures for you to come sit in between his legs. You comply leaning your head back in the crook of his neck as he places one hand on your breast and the other starts to circle your clit fingers dipping into the mess from earlier to lube up his finger “how does that feel” he whispers “i-its good” you whimper back. He has two fingers gently pumping in and out and his thumb circling around your swollen bud and your grip his thighs as you feel the tension in your stomach start to reach its breaking point before you release on his fingers adding to the wetness between your thighs. Eren wraps his arms around you and whispers “that a good girl”

It’s 10:15pm when Eren drops you back off making jokes about Erwin firing him every minute it passed 10pm and nervously glancing at the hickeys littering your neck. Before you got out he had said “I hope that wasn't just a one time thing y/n, I think I actually really like you” and you had assured him that this wasn't a one night stand and that you'd see him again. When you finally walk in Erwin was sitting in his reading chair by the door, you walk in and head right up the stairs pretending he wasn't even there. In your room you start to undress when the door opens no knocking. “What the hell did he do to you?” Erwin says grabbing your wrist and pulling you closer. He places his fingers over the dark hickies, a look that's a mix of hurt and disgust coming over his face. “Oh come on daddy you know it would be weirder if I didn't go out with your handsome little intern, and I know how you like keeping up your appearances” you smile sweetly at him. You're thinking you finally did it, you got under his skin and you were about to get what you wanted, him all to yourself when suddenly his face goes back to an almost blank expression. “You know what y/n you're right it would be strange if a girl as pretty as you were to remain single the whole time, I think this is actually a good idea”. Erwin takes his hands and brushes your hair back behind your ears and gives you a kiss on the forehead before leaving the room “goodnight princess”. You're so angry he was okay with this, with another man marking you up? It would apparently take a lot more to get under Erwin Smith's skin, you think slamming your hands down on the vanity in frustration.

Two weeks later you're with Eren in his room, him laying his head on your lap talking away while you play with his hair. “Your dad must be pretty protective of you because I swear he’s been crazy rough on me ever since I took you out that first night. I mean I thought he liked me enough since Mr.Ackerman gave me his recommendation and you know how those guys are like best buds” you start to listen more intensely than you had before “Really? My dad doesn't like to talk about work stuff that much around me I haven't heard about Mr.Ackerman”. Eren shifts up a little bit seemingly more curious “Seriously he never mentioned him? Those guys are like crazy close there was even a rumor that they were in a secret relationship but then he married your mom and Mr.Smith just really doesnt seem like the guy to fuck around on his wife” he continues “I actully really like Mr.Ackerman too he’s my sisters cousin, shes adopted so he’s not my cousin but Ive known him a while and I owe him a lot I used to make some bad choices but he kinda kicked my ass into gear and got me on the path I am now, thats why im pre-law and he even helped me get this internship”. The way Eren is looking up at you is just so sweet and filled with love and the way he’s so comfortable just telling you all this makes you feel really bad. Because while Eren’s a nice guy and all it seems like the best way to finally truly get under Erwin’s skin, enough to get what you want is to fuck this Mr.Ackerman.

[heybeybey]

You should be killing titans Levi

Happy Smutty Saturday everyone. I actually promised angst but the plot I have in mind for that one might need a few more weeks because my mind is melting.

Anyway, have crack instead feat. Levi getting horny over a titan. Man just can't catch a break.

And no, the sex happens in Petra's human form. Please, I'm not that fucked up yet 😭

Summary: Petra somehow acquired the Cart Titan during canon events and Levi, whose sole purpose in the past few years was to kill titans, finds himself simping over one.

Rating: Explicit

Genre: Romance, Humor, Crack

Words: 2,480

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When Petra emerged from her titan form the first time, the only thing Levi thought about was her safety. Sure, they'd seen that Eren was perfectly fine, albeit a bit knocked out of it. But the idea of humans controlling titans is still pretty new to their own little world. As Petra's captain, of course he'd do whatever he can to protect his subordinates.

They tested out her abilities in the limited time they have until the next expedition. Hange, the mad bitch that they are, would be the one doing and leading the experiments while his squad oversees. Frankly, him and the three other guys think it's more to protect Petra from Hange's crazy ideas.

So, it was the same as usual. As far as usual can get when it comes to the Survey Corps, that is. Petra was still in his team and surprisingly, nothing changed in their relationship as captain and subordinate.

Everything only shifted when he'd seen her in action during her first expedition as a titan shifter.

He honestly thinks that her titan form is ugly as fuck. It was even uglier than Yeager's. However, seeing the fire in its eyes, in her amber eyes that is just so Petra had left him a little bit awestruck. Her titan has the same ginger hair and he shouldn't be thinking this, because he's looking at a titan, but is it shining when the light hits her tresses? He feels his mouth go dry as Petra's titan shields an injured scout from two abnormals, before making a move to kill them by biting off their napes.

She lands back on the ground, re-assembling herself in their usual scouting formation.

Fuck.

"Levi? Are you okay?" Erwin pipes up once they're all in the clear.

"What the fuck are you talking about, Erwin?"

Erwin, that bastard, only gives him a slow smirk in return.

"I hope that won't be much of a hindrance then," Erwin says, gesturing down. Levi glances down and only realizes now why his pants have started to tighten. The fact that he's currently riding a horse isn't doing him any favors.

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There was this one time when Hange wanted to test how long the younger girl can retain her titan form and they found out that she can go on for months. He'd have to admit that he misses actually seeing Petra's face but even Levi found her titan's strength impressive.

Until she started crawling around in her human form.

He finds her crawling one afternoon and Levi feels that familiar heat flare up inside him as he takes in the curve of her back and ass. His eyes would sometimes stray there during trainings but he'd never expected her backside to be this round and full. The fact that she's currently in a dress that reaches just below her knee is only making this worse. He swallows when he sees a hint of exposed skin of her thigh and if he could bunch up her dress further, it would be so easy to just take her right now.

Levi's hand twitches, and he repeatedly needed to remind himself that touching his subordinate is considered harassment.

"What the fuck are you doing, Petra!?"

"Oh, hi captain!" Petra flushes in embarrassment, trying to push herself up against the wall but fails every time. She almost hit her head once, if Levi hadn't stepped in and helped her up himself.

"I'm sorry," She says, clinging to him. Levi, mortified that another inch closer would mean she'll feel the rising enthusiasm below his belt, tries to discreetly move his lower part away. "I didn't know this is a side effect of being in my titan form for too long. I'm actually on my way to tell Hange about it."

"Side effect?"

Petra only blushes deeper. "My body... might've forgotten how to walk properly since I've been on all fours for so long."

Levi can feel his brain short-circuiting when she said the words all fours. His brain started supplying him with an image of her on all fours in his own bedroom floor, of how he would bend her over and make her suck his-

"Hey Petra!" Thank fucking god. He'd never been so glad to have Hange around. "Gunther said you were coming to see me?"

Wanting to get everything over with completely (so he can run to his room and deal with his rising erection), he hoisted Petra up in his arms instead, leading to her wrapping her own arms around his neck. A blush tinges her soft round cheeks and he tries to avoid looking down at her, knowing that she's staring up at him in wonder.

He'd noticed this with Petra whenever they're physically close together, of how she'd be in a sort of trance whenever he'd subconsciously tuck a strand behind her ear or when she'd lean down to set his tea on his office table and he really shouldn't be thinking of this right now when he was just thinking of fucking her if Hange hadn't barged in.

Once she's settled in Hange's lab, Four Eyes took that moment to turn to Levi.

"Now you know how I feel whenever I see titans," Hange says.

"What." Horror starts to rise in Levi's chest when he realizes their implication, but only his disgust shines through his face.

"What?" Hange answers back, acting as if what they just said was a normal statement.

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That same afternoon, Levi demanded from the medical team that they better provide him a crutch right fucking now or he won't be responsible for the injuries he'll be causing on the inhabitants of the room.

He hurriedly gives it to Petra, harshly ordering her that she is not to crawl around like that ever again for the sake of her dignity. Deep down, he knows it's to save his.

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He tried to avoid being alone with Petra in her titan form in the coming months. Actually, he avoided being alone with her completely, even when she's out of her titan. But it's a Friday night and all the other scouts have been given time off, with some of them already packed up to go home for the weekend to see their family.

Petra, on the other hand, had no choice but to stay until further notice. She could barely leave the building unless either Levi, Eld, Gunther or Oluo is with her.

He sees her alone right now outside since Hange wanted to test if Petra can stay up all night in this form. The sun will rise up in a few hours, and he thinks this is more than enough time to indulge Four-Eyes in their curiosity.

"Captain?" It always catches him off guard whenever Petra speaks in her titan form. Her voice was so different from the sweet and cheerful tone he'd gotten used to greeting him in the morning.

"Couldn't sleep."

She's currently lying down, hands tucked under her titan's chin and it endearingly reminds him of a ginger cat curled up and poised to sleep. He noticed how Petra's eyes reveals just how bored she is, staring only straight ahead.

"Aren't you tired?" Levi asks, leaning his body against the side of Petra's titan form. Feeling the titan's bare skin almost made him flinch because he knows it's Petra. He shouldn't be thinking of his subordinate naked right now but her titan form isn't helping at all.

"Levi... are you actually getting attracted to a titan?" Erwin had asked him once, amusement coloring the blonde man's features, when he caught Levi staring at Petra's titan form during one of her experiments with Hange. "Maybe I shouldn't have allowed you to be around Hange too much."

"Are you on some drugs, Erwin?" Levi snaps, but can't help the thumping in his chest and the rising panic because of course Erwin would catch on eventually. "Are you getting too smart that that brain of yours actually rotted and died in a shithole?"

Petra only shakes her head. "I'm all good, captain. Besides, Hange tells me I can take the day off to rest tomorrow. Still can't leave the barracks though."

Levi tries to avoid cringing at hearing her titan's voice. He doesn't think he'll ever get used to it. "Can you not talk to me while you're using that voice? Get out of there." He orders.

Petra, always obedient and willing to please her captain, did get out of her titan. She struggled with detaching her hands as usual and Levi sighs, making a move to climb up and help her.

Before he gets the chance to do so, Petra was able to pull herself out abruptly but the force was enough to send her flying to the ground.

Levi's reflexes was fast enough to try and cushion her fall but the angle wasn't right for him to catch her properly, and Petra ends up landing on top of Levi and both of the groan at the impact.

Levi thinks that his erection must really hate him. It already betrayed him once during a fucking expedition. It's rising again now as Petra shuffles around in an attempt to stand up, muttering a string of sorry captain! and I didn't mean to, her every action brushing further against his dick.

"Stop it, Petra!" He shouts, panic almost tinging his voice. Petra freezes at his voice and Levi thinks that maybe he shouldn't have asked her to stop moving because now, his dick is directly against her thigh and she'll eventually feel everything.

He watches as confusion passes through Petra's face, before it shifts to shock when she finally realizes what was pressing against her thigh, eventually settling on a coy smile.

They stared at each other a little longer before this minx actually found the courage to intentionally press her thigh down further. Levi finally allows his pent up lust and frustration to blow over, growling as he grabs Petra's hair to pull her down for a bruising kiss.

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When Petra mentioned that she's getting a whole Saturday off to rest, he's pretty sure this wasn't how Hange instructed the younger girl to spend her day.

He already came once after she enthusiastically sucked him off. He could only watch in a daze as Petra took him as far as she could, almost intentionally choking herself on his own cock. He's surprised at how much of an absolute freak Petra is, insisting that she's going to swallow every last drop of him even when he tried to push her away for her sake.

Now, she's settling herself on his bed, on all fours, and Levi's pretty sure he's going to die before this day ends. He palms her ass, giving a squeeze as he feels her up, before kneeling behind her to deliver hot kisses down her spine. Petra shivers when he pulls on her hips to draw her closer.

"I wanted to rail you so bad the past few weeks, Petra." He whisper against her skin, hand trailing down to start playing with her clit. "Fuck, your experiments with Four Eyes only made it worse."

"Take me like this then, captain." She says in the filthiest voice she could muster, grinding her ass up firmly against his clothed erection and opening her legs further for him. From the naughty smirk that she's giving him, Levi finally realizes that she'd already known just what has been running on his mind the past few weeks.

He can see her core glistening, half from when he'd fucked her with his tongue earlier on and half from her eagerness and anticipation to have him inside her as soon as possible.

He tears his underwear away, wasting no time in breaching her wet core. Petra moans wantonly, curving her lower back further so she can push her ass up to pull him inside of her more.

How can someone who sounds and looks and acts so sweet be such a fucking slut in bed? he thinks in a daze as he starts pounding inside her.

It was a tight fit and Petra grabs one of his hands to push his palm up against her breast. Levi was all too eager to indulge in her fantasies, thumbing down her erect nipple and squeezing as he gives a hard thrust.

When he hits the spot inside her just right, that's when they both fasten their pace. Petra braced her arms against the sheets, head falling down and forehead resting against the soft bed as she takes everything that Levi gives her.

She comes first, grabbing a pillow to catch a moan that's bordering a scream. Levi revels in the feeling of her tightening around him and after Petra says yes, I can take birth control come inside me, captain please, he didn't even think. He just lets himself go and Petra moans further as he releases hotly inside her.

Petra slacks down on the bed with him following, his bare and sweaty chest against her back. He rolls away after he'd caught his breath, and Petra giggles from contentment and ecstasy.

Her giggles shoot straight down to his cock and Levi finds himself starting to harden again. She squeaks a bit when she feels his growing erection against her ass before smirking, a challenging glint on her amber eyes as she finally turns to face him.

No words were needed to be spoken and she tempts him by throwing a toned leg over his middle, inching her skin closer to his crotch.

Needless to say, Petra found herself on her back, knees almost touching her shoulders as the captain made sure she kept her legs open for each of his thrusts.

After that round, Levi could only exhaustedly lie on his back afterwards. His mind is still swimming after orgasming for the third time in a row.

He was about to ask her if she'd like to take a shower first before they sleep, only for Petra to roll herself on top of him. She started peppering kisses along his jaw and neck, making it a point to grind her exposed nipples against the hard lines of his chest.

"Fuck, again?"

"Didn't Hange tell you that the cart titan has amazing endurance?" Petra leans in, a coy smile on her lips. "I can go on for hours, captain."

[lostwithoutyourtouch]

The first thing Armin noticed in the morning was how incredibly sore he was in all the right places. Normally, he would have pegged Erwin endurance to have sex would be one or two rounds but, they did it over several times in one night to the early hour. He wasn’t complaining or anything but, they went through his condom like water.

Touching his belly softly he carefully stretched his tender muscles one by one before they got up and showered together. At least he could wash Erwin boxer last night so he wasn’t completely in the nude when he helped out in the kitchen. Plus Armin actually had a big enough robe to fit Erwin big athletic body. Once he saw Eren off to school he returned back home and asked what Erwin plans were. It was nice coming home and know he was there ready for him he took notice of his new attire and wonder if he made room for his overnight clothes.

“I’m back, do you want to go grocery shopping with me? And did you have enough room for your clothes? You can always use the guest bedroom at least your clothes won’t wrinkle there if you’re going to bring more.” Armin asked as he placed a chaste kiss to Erwin’s collarbone in greeting. He stepped around him to grab the grocery list that Eren made a few days ago of what they would need. Armin had to smile when he Eren used a red marker to put x’s two on everything on the list. ‘He must have done it before we left this morning.’

Armin grabbed a hold of a pen from one of the drawers and wrote down condoms and lubricants. He paused before writing down x’s two on the listed item with a laugh. Armin had a few things to do in his multi-billionaire company and he wanted to go grocery shopping as well as get some teaching done. Erwin wasn’t off the hook to teach him what he needed to do to keep Eren safe that doesn’t include him eating deceased soul every time they get physical with his baby.

“Other than the grocery store I’ll just have to sign a few paper works but it shouldn’t take me long. After that my day is open and if you have time could you teach me what I need to know to protect, Eren?” He asked Armin was confident he can do this. If he enslaved or eat any more souls he was gonna get fat and he had enough being a butterball when he carried his four children’s to full term. He was aware of his body heat being pressed to his backside before his arms hugged him tightly. He tilted his head so he could place a kiss there, “Yes, there was plenty of space for my clothes in your bedroom and I would love to go grocery shopping with you.” He murmurs as he placed more kisses up his neck to his chin and then back down his neck and over the shoulder. It enlists a throaty moan from the smaller male.

“I don’t have any more condoms, Erwin. Don’t start something when you know you can’t finish it.” The smaller blonde pout he put his hand over his mouth and gently pushed his face back once he dropped his pen. He used his other hand to brush aside the hand that was cupping him between his thigh.

“Nu-uh-uh, wait until after the store.” Armin can recall vividly of how he called him boyfriend and Erwin had pulled him into his lap so he could saddle him. When he told him to say it again he swears his immortal tri-hearts was going to stop that was the hottest moment ever played out in his long existence. Just thinking about it made him wet. His sex blooms heavily in the air and if he wasn’t worried about getting pregnant he would have taken him down on his kitchen tile and play nice of taking turns on who gets to be on top.

Instead, he walked out of his hold and pointed to him, “No sexy time until all the things I am set out to do today is finished.” Erwin quirked an eyebrow at him and Armin couldn’t help but, grin when saw the challenge in his eyes. Naturally, Armin fled he wasn’t going to let him distract him today.

But, it proves futile when they got to the store and Armin made a pit stop to the pharmacy side of the store. Now, Erwin was huge....ginormous that he had to grab the XXL condom since the previous ones were a little too tight for him and short in length. “Whatever, lover not everyone is blessed between your thighs like a bulldozer.” Armin grabbed plenty of water-based lubricants because Erwin wouldn’t start until he was super soaked between his cheeks. It wasn’t hard but, there are times when he doesn’t want the foreplay and just wanted to ride him like a cowboy in heat. 

“That’s okay my dick was made just for you.” He whispered in his ears that caused a deep embarrassing blush from the shorter male. Armin looked up to him and pushed him away, “You’re dangerous. I should have left you at home.” He pushed him away and took the cart. He fled, he was this close to taking the condom into the nearest restroom and have Erwin fuck him above the stool.

Three hours later and they were finally home and putting things away and before Erwin could seduce him any more he got to work on his paperwork. His mini assistant was right there beside him cutting down on some serious workload but, in two hours everything was done and just needed to be shipped. The next time he goes out he’ll use the one day ship planned so they could have it the next day.

“I made you tea, Armin.” Armin looked up and gave him a playfully suspicious look, “You are earning some serious brownies, boyfriend.” As he sat next to him and he took his tea, Erwin phone rang and he glanced at it before mouthing it was Levi before he answered it. Since Levi was talking so loud even Armin could hear him as he asked them if they wanted to come to an outing. Eren was going so naturally, Armin wanted to go too. They were going to go skating first, the zoo second, and lastly at an amusement park. 

“Eren said he didn’t want to go to any of those things, I’ve tried when he was little but it was always hard on him due to so many people. I even rented out an entire shopping mall for him but, he said it was such a waste. How did you get him to agree to go with you?” Armin asked if it was blackmail he was going to roast Levi over a fire and then incinerate any flesh that didn’t burn. 

Once he told him he relaxed so he didn’t con his baby into going against his will that was all he needed to smooth his ruffled fur. “We’ll be there. Right, Erwin?” The blonde nodded his head even though he looked like there was something on his mind.

“Of course.”

Armin smiled and leaned into him, “Do you think you can give me my first lesson now? If we work hard now we can play hard later.” He murmurs sensually.

                                                                               Pick an outfit for Armin

Just a little after three forty-five Erwin drove them to the ice ring using his vehicle. Again, if he had been his usual bitchy prideful self he would never allow anybody in the driver side of his cars. But, since Erwin was in that said seat and he drove not only him but, his son he must truly be smitten. If not him than it was obvious the big D he was fawning over. As soon as he walked into the ice ring he hugged Eren and fawn over him lovingly. “I’ll take plenty of pictures of you and your friends so have fun.” He said rubbing his cheeks onto his. He released him almost reluctantly so Eren could get his shoes. Just before Armin was going to change into his Erwin arm wrapped around his waist and tugged him in close so he could whisper in his ears.

“This does not count as the date I asked for.”  Armin blinked than look up to him and laughed. “Hahaha, really? Was that what you were frowning about earlier?” He said giggling as he leaned into him his body soften to Erwin’s hard frame. “Don’t worry, I only count a date if it’s only the two of us.” He said cupping his chin and shaking it playfully before stepping out of his side hold. Armin took a seat on one of the many benches that were provided to change into his own ice skate. He always liked winter sport and ice skating was his favorite, in fact, he won quite a few trophy back in the day. It was as natural as breathing when he got on to the ice and did some warm up. 

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“This isn’t the whole plan Eren, it’s only the beginning.” Eren couldn’t get that out of his head he should have turned him down but, this was fun. It was the first time he ever skated and he couldn’t help but sigh in contentment but, at the same time he was tensed like a cat. He couldn’t figure out if he was actually skating or looked like a sad excuse of comedian clown walking on marbles.

“Relax Eren, listen to the music, and move with the flow. I’m right here.”

Eren was too busy looking down to tell him off in his face, “I can’t relax I’m slipping and sliding like an imbecile...” Levi let go of one of his hand and caught his face to make him meet his gaze. Eren slipped and was prepared to land on his ass but, it never came. In fact, he was lifted up and then settle down gently on the ice again. “It’s okay just move one foot at a time, Left then right when you push forward. I got you.” Eren dug his non-clasped hand right on Levi’s side he stopped skating and let Levi pulled him forward. He made it look so easy when he was skating backward while guiding him on the ice. After a moment Eren moved his left foot and pushed forward and then with his right, he was still shaky but, it wasn’t as bad as before.

“....I thought roller skating would be the same principle but, this is different... The blade feels funny and of course, I’m on ice not solid concrete ground..” A few more laps around the ring and he attempted to skate on his own. He wasn’t all that good but, at least he hasn’t fallen in the last five minutes of skating by himself.

In fact, it was pretty fun once he got the hang of it but, when it came to breaking he failed miserably and skated right into the wall when he tried to break. Levi came back and offered his hand. He took it with an oww as he rubbed the back of his head. Skating was a lot more dangerous than he thought it would be but, he didn’t complain once he got back on his feet and resumed skating.  An hour into it he needed a break but, not before Erwin snatched him away. The boy was clearly surprised when he looked up to him.

The only reason he didn’t kick him in the shin was that he never wanted to have a repeat of his non-breaking skills. “Erwin?” As the two talked Eren glanced at his mom then back at him. “....My mom really likes you... As long as you don’t hurt him or tried to use him or get in between me and my mom. I won’t get in the way of his happiness or yours.” He said with a small smile, “If nothing else I like your cooking.” He joked, “Are you okay with me proposing to your mom?” He said trying that word.

 He thought Armin was the dad but, if he was going to marry Armin than he could definitely be the daddy. Eren looked at him and then away, “You just met my mom... It hasn’t even been a full twenty four hour before the two of you jumped in bed... I don’t know really know. I don’t even know you and so far you’ve only been interested in my mom. Not me. Besides can you really deal with a kid like me with so much excess baggage? I doubt it. You may be different from his previous companion but, I don’t really know if I approve you proposing to my mom or not. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see. I think you’re a pretty cool guy and you seem nice enough...so good luck... I guess.” Eren sounded awkward he didn’t know how to deal with straightforward men.. And in the end his mom had the final say. Armin is way better at reading people than most so maybe he saw something in him. 

Or his mom may or may not have seen Erwin as a mate and is letting his usual caution go to the wind. Maybe he imprinted on him who can say for sure but, if he was made aware of it... He was sure his mom would have run he had his own problems too and his parents didn’t help his emotional growth when it comes to being vulnerable and submitting to another. After there long talk or discussion and laying to rest of his concern and that they will spend more time together and it wasn’t because of obligation and Eren believed him. 

 His feet were hurting and Levi chooses than to take him back from Erwin and guided him off the ice so he could sit. Levi even bought him some hot chocolate and offered for him to play some games instead or play a game of bowling. Eren almost smiled at that as he took off his skates and set them aside so he could put on his regular shoes to go play whatever game that came first. He had fun even when Marcus or Leah came barging in. At least Levi or the others have to teach him how to bowl. Their last house had a bowling alley in which he honed his own skill to hit strikes or splits. Every now and then he may mess up but, at least he gets the majority of the pins knocked down.

The only reason he messes up was that of them being so loud in the background or they said something to make him lose his concentration. All in all, he had some tough players to compete with because apparently all of them weren’t bad at all. His competitive streak had been a trigger and all he wants is to beat them badly in this game or the next.

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