#the only thing that can beat dazais obsession with chuuya is maybe his obsession with oda h

[lil-vibes]

bsd ch106 but its dazai using the security computers to pull up his 12 google docs, 7 power point presentations and his 27 confession drafts for chuuya, all bc fyodor said that their bond is shallow

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Concert tickets

Headcanon: Where its you, them and the music taste. Ft Dazai, Chuuya, Tachihara and Lucy Masterlist Please look at the request rules in masterlist before requesting. Here is a lil headcanon for you (exams are shit, they decrease the writing creative power) bear with it AND THE GIF AM SORRY I CANT LMAO 😭

Dazai:

This man is 10/10 screaming the lyrics in the office.

Now he is a fan of Mitsiki too, but 'I wanna be yours' hits different.

Assuming your favorite band, he makes sure you least have a vintage case tape thingy even if it means Kunikida's bank account goes dead.

You both are broke babes,😭 cant even go to the concert.

But if you get to go into a concert, *cough* Kunikida's card *cough*, he makes sure you stay close to him

He 1000/10 gets lost in the concert, so pretty much you have to make sure his body aren't damaged. Twig like mf fr

WHY DO I IMAGINE HE MIGHT AS WELL AS CLIMB THE STAGE AND SING OUT-😭

If there are any fan meets, he makes sure you are with him cause there was this one time you beat him up just cause he didn't take you to a meetup. 💪💀 #saddazaicauseheisbroken

Dazai slays in the artist's t-shirts.

He secretly writes those artist x reader fanfiction on tumblr or smthg idk

I think he had a arctic monkey obsession phase.

It was a traumatic phase

I can feel like once you both only talked in I wanna be your lyrics, and oh boy the ADA was traumatized.

Once you refused to give him cuddles and bro really screams 505 lyrics.

He got a restraining order from the band when he sung at their concert.😭

The whole neighborhood got deaf by his singing.🤡

IMAGINE FIGHTING WITH PM AND THEN MF GOES LIKE "I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be" AND THE PM GOES WHO POSSESSED THIS MF NOW. (I need sleep)

Aww you love your boyfriend even when he is having broken bones and currently in hospital bed for going to a concert alone and getting crushed by sweaty people😭 <333

Chuuya:

"MILLANIUM KIDS THAT WANNA DIE" Bro might as well be a Dazai kinnie in music taste.

He had a Conan gray phase and still isn't over it.

Its a good thing you are his S/O.....YOU GET A FREE TICKET TO CONCERT WITH HIM.💪💀

can we appreciate this man? HE BUYS MERCHS FOR YOU <3333 WITHOUT STEALING OTHER'S MONEY UNLIKE SOME. 🤡

(well technically he steals their life so naturally the pay is for the life so he steals soul and money but he is a babygirl...he is forgiven.)

He has to use his gravity powers thingy. YOU BOTH ARE TO MUCH DEPRESSED IN THE CROWD.

"Woah, this place is just like my mind, messed up" "STFU Y/N 😭I AM TRYING TO BUY SOME MF TICKETS"

Awww he probably have you sit over his shoulder so that he can lowkey fly and you both can see the concert.

He cries if the song describes his life.🤠

Cause like one time you caught him listening to Mitski and he was crying. YKW YOU HUGGED HIM AND KISSED HIM CAUSE NO ONE LIKES A CRYING CHUUYA (maybe in bed thats different)

PLEASE I CAN IMAGINE THAT WE FORCE THIS MF

INTO

SINGING

LEVITATING

WHILE FLYING 😭

"I wish he levitates away forever, his singing makes my ear bleed" *Dazai proceeds to levitate to ADA hospital bed*

Chuuya supremacy

Tachihara:

Who knew this man got a music taste?

The same music taste as yours.

213420/10 the best music taste duo.

YOU CAUGHT THIS MAN RED HANDED LISTENING TO CPR. 🤡

His personality will be screaming Daddy Issues 😭

You still are suspicious how he got the concert tickets that too for TWO PEOPLE 💀

He will be those people who either will scream lyrics in someone's phone while they are recording or will those privileged people who get recognized by the band.

Why can I imagine him saying that the concert sucks?

YADADA YOU STILL DRAG HIM ANYWAYS.😭

*insert him doing funky dance on new rules by Dua Lipa*

Lowkey feels he listens to Spanish songs.

Imagine being along in room with this mf and he starts to sings Die for you??? While he spins you around dancing and laughing????

#blessed.

STFU. He had a Alan walker phase. No ifs and buts.����

Awww he brought your favorite artist's merch......WHERE IS THE HIDDEN MONEY BOY.

(Ill vibe with him on song 'this december')

EXTRA BUT HIM SINGING TELEPATH?? MY HEART CANT-😭

He brought a spotify premium for both of you <33 TAKE THAT ADS. 😭

Lucy:

She gives me girl in red vibes.

Pretty sure she is embarrassed to admit her music taste.

SHE IS THE REASON YOU LISTEN TO AMERICAN MUSIC ATM IDC.

You both will be sneaking in the concert using her ability.

LIKE FOR FREE??🎉🤠

You suggested that you should just have the door half ass open cause the crowd is just to much crowdy.🤡

She dragged you to follow her.

HELP SHE GOT CALLED ON THE STAGE TO SING WITH THE ARTIST. 10/10 she sings well.

Her music taste really is various but we love it.

She lowkey thinks you don't know she had a Justin Bieber phase, but you aren't confessing, it will hurt her ego.😭

You both watch those 2 hr concert video uploaded on Youtube (bless those uploaders)

"Y/N we can very well visit the concert venue you know?"

WAIT TILL THE COPS REALISE THAT💪💀

Awww look at you, just you both making Spotify playlist for each other.

"F-R-I-E-N-D-S" "Y/N please, you are acting worse then when you are drunk😭" "🤡 Haven't I made it obvious"

You brought her a little marshmallow keychain.

So like Atsushi accidently entered you both jamming to your favorites of all time and ummmm it left a traumatic picture in his mind that day. (Dw its just both of you jamming to much hard and the room is trashed out <3🤠

Fun fact: I was really confused on who to pick and wrote Tachihara thinking the poll cant change in 30 mins. (P.s it did and Lucy won)🤠 Fun Fact pt 2 : Requests are getting proceeded, stop spamming asking when they are finished 🤠 dw, am up for y'all love and appreciations and Ideas

[ca-3]

Chuuya for the ask meme!! ❤️

I’M SO LATE OMG. THERE’S TWO FOR CHUU CHUU TRAIN.

Also I’m still a little bit behind on Bungou so bear with me.

First impression: I can be basic. I thought “OHHH THAT CHARACTER DESIGN.” I was instantly amused by Dazai and Chuuya’s bickering if I can even call it just that haha but then kinda panicked when he started beating the shit out of Dazai lol 😂 Chuuya’s introduction was definitely a whirlwind of mixed emotions for me. 

Impression now: I definitely like Chuuya a lot more now!! I really do~ ❤ Especially after Dead Apple and seeing some of S3. He’s so badass and has one of my fave abilities in the series and I’m glad we got to learn more about him because for awhile I wasn’t really share about my opinion of him. Still really really need to read the manga too though.  But also like…. I get kinda tired of seeing him sometimes. CAUSE HE’S EVERYWHERE LOL Chuuya is a BIG fan favorite so I just feel indifferent to some things for him. For awhile almost anyone I talked BSD with, Chuuya was ALWAYS their favorite. Like I just want to see some things for other characters too. Cause I enjoy a lot of the Bungou characters. Anything BSD on my dashboard is usually for Chuuya, or Dazai. OR BOTH. So that’s why haha

Favorite moment: Chuuya was flawless in Dead Apple. ✨👌 That scene where he was fighting Love Craft was awesome too!

Idea for a story: I don’t think I’ve ever made anything for Chuuya like that before…. I have drawn him a few times and have some other of my own posts for him, yeah. But I don’t think I’ve ever incorporated him into an au or story idea…. Except maybe that Servamp/BSD Au that I never finished ksjfkjsalfsa I had some long elaborate ideas for that and never did it. I’M STILL SAD. I actually want to try drawing Chuuya sometimes again, but HIS HAIR. I FEEL LIKE I CAN’T DO IT A JUSTICE. 

Unpopular opinion: I only learned of this through my Chuuya obsessed friends, but a lot of them were bothered about how Chuuya was portrayed in ships sometimes. Basically the whole making one of the characters act weaker/dainty or the super needy/dependent one in the ship so they can be the “uke uwu”. Just your typical ship ooc-ness. Especially in Soukoku. But that happens with a lot of ships, so hmm whatever. Don’t like it? Just move on kids and be nice. Other unpopular opinion is kinda in my “impression now” section too. Me indeed liking and still enjoying Chuuya but also kinda tired of having him constantly in my face as well dkjgkldjlga 

Favorite relationship: I didn’t really have Chuuya ships at all for awhile. But I like Soukoku better now too, after learning more about their history together and thanks to my BSD pals lol. I didn’t really understand the hype at first. It was during the time were I just saw the first season of BSD and I thought people were only shipping them because of one little fight lol– I mean obviously they already knew each other but I didn’t think it was gonna be that deep. OvO;;) But it’s hard for me to get into the “Love-Hate” kind of ships tho… so it was also more of a personal preference. 

Favorite headcanon: I see so many Chuuya hcs– I don’t know which one is my favorite….^^;;)

Send Me a Character

[actualkunikida]

If you're still doing the send me a character thing! Can you do Akutagawa and Poe and also add on what they would be in your star trek au! (I'm currently watching deep space 9 as I type XD )

I’ve only watched maybe half of the first season of DS9, but I love it so far. Julian is my fave, but also I really love Kira, Dax, and Benjamin. (PS my Trek AU now has its own blog: @bungou-stray-starships) Anyway –

Ryuu

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous | 10/10 would bang (I mean he’s pretty but I wouldn’t say he’s hot)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (I’m not sure, but I’m thinking maybe either Gryffindor or Slytherin, but leaning more toward Slytherin; I am ashamed to say that I don’t know him very well. Also I can’t remember where I left off in the manga so I’m probably gonna have to start over. Again.)

best quality: I feel awful but I can’t think of anything *sobs* Whenever I try to think of him, I just remember him angry and/or ruthlessly murdering/attacking people

worst quality: He’s let his unhealthy obsession with Dazai and need for Dazai to even just acknowledge him, not even necessarily praise him, turn into an intense hatred and jealousy that he’s turned toward Atsushi, and he’s even willing to kill Atsushi because Atsushi is the one whom Dazai acknowledges. (Dazai is such a dick tbh; sometimes I wonder how things would have been different if Dazai hadn’t treated him so poorly (maybe then I’d actually understand why people ship him with Atsushi or Dazai, since, y’know, they’d actually like each other maybe)) Also he believes that the weak should die and only the strong should survive.

ship them with: I kinda ship him with Chuuya like tbh that ship is pretty cute, also I will always have such a soft spot for akuhigu

brotp them with: Dunno, I guess same as the above (but also I do ship people who can actually be friends because nothing else makes sense to me - if you don’t even like someone platonically then why would you want to be with them romantically or sexually!!! like wtf)

needs to stay away from: How about Atsushi until he stops wanting to kill him so bad (Also Fyodor needs to keep his slimy rat ass away from everyone)

misc. thoughts: As for what he’d be in Bungou Stray Starships, I haven’t really thought about it yet (I only have nine characters placed so far). I can’t see him in Starfleet, but I can kinda see him joining the Maquis.

Poe

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (I dunno if I’d quite say I love him but I do have a soft spot for him)

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous | 10/10 would bang (he’s adorable that’s all I can say)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: I admire how, even though he grew depressed after Ranpo defeated him in that detectives’ competition, it motivated him to improve himself and challenge Ranpo again (even though it was in an underhanded way, like Poe, sweetie,,,, ) and even become friends with him afterwards. (We’re pretty similar in some respects, like the competitiveness and depression and social anxiety and feeling not good enough, which is probably why I’ve always felt attached to him, though I don’t give him nearly enough love ;;;;; )

worst quality: He wanted to trap Ranpo forever inside a book because he beat him once (I don’t know, I can’t really think of anything)

ship them with: no one

brotp them with: Ranpo, Steinbeck, Louisa

needs to stay away from: As always, I think Fyodor needs to stay the fuck away from everyone, but I can’t think of anyone else for Poe

misc. thoughts: I also haven’t thought about where he’d be, but I can see him as being maybe a librarian? Or even a teacher? I feel like he’d be good with kids.

Thanks for the ask ♡

[waveswordswhispers]

A Terrible Neighbour

HI HI HI I AM SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOR SO LONG!!! I know I promised smut but I wanted to get this out first! Merry late Christmas and a Happy New Year @senren, @fairyfairypie, @yolkygoblin, @seitsuya, and @soukoku-writes!!!

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Dazai Osamu was the worst neighbour in the world and anyone who said otherwise was blessed to never have met him.

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Chuuya was going to kill his neighbour.

For gods sake it was only November second and he could hear the Christmas music blasting already. What an animal.

It wasn't like he hated Christmas, on the contrary, he loved it but for God's sake, there wasn't even snow on the ground yet.

"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Chuuya shattered the glass in his hand.

Again, no complaints about the carolling but it wasn't even December, it was loud and full offence to his neighbour, he had a terrible singing voice.

"GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING TO YOU AND YOUR KIN, GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

"SHUT UP!" Chuuya yelled, throwing his door open.

"HI!" his neighbour yelled back, tangled in lights. "Mind helping?" Chuuya's eye twitched.

He was disrupting the neighbourhood and he had the nerve to ask for help.

"GO DIE! AND SHUT UP!"

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In hindsight, Chuuya should have known that his neighbour would not just simply stop at singing at the top of his lungs during the day. He'd only moved in a month ago and his neighbour was nothing short of insane.

A week later, his point proven as he stared in horror at the flashing light show sprawled out across his neighbour's lawn, not including the lights plastered onto the house. Chuuya briefly wondered how Dazai had somehow managed to paste that many lights onto his house without killing himself since Dazai seemed to always be getting into accidents before remembering his current predicament.

His neighbour had chosen exactly when Chuuya was drifting off into sleep to blind him with the thousands of bright lights. So not only was his neighbour an asshole, he was obnoxious as well.

"OSAMU DAZAI I WILL FRY YOUR POWER SOURCE IF YOU DO NOT TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OFF!" Chuuya heard another neighbour screech and was eternally grateful for Yosano Akiko's terrifying personality for once as the lights plastered onto the house clicked off.

"Yosano-san, it looks good though!" Dazai protested.

"I DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS LIKE A MASTERPIECE OR A DOG TURD, IT'S STILL TOO BRIGHT!"

"Chuuyaaaaaa," Dazai whined. "Help meeeee."

Chuuya flipped him the bird before waving the shears he had grabbed on the way out.

"YES, CUT THE ELECTRICAL CHORD PLEASE!" Yosano encouraged from across the street, her usually immaculate hair in a mess. "ALSO RUN HIM OVER WITH THAT NICE CAR OF YOURS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!"

The lights blinked off for a moment and Chuuya could hear Yosano sigh in relief before they came back at full force, even more on this time.

Yosano's frustrated scream split the air and Chuuya was grabbing his car keys.

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To be honest, Chuuya was willing to move again if it got him away from the one and only pain in the ass Dazai Osamu but he just didn't have the funds.

He had the motivation.

He was pretty sure no one was RUDE enough to use a snow blower loud enough to wake the dead at four in the morning.

Then again, this was Dazai.

Professional asshole and annoyance extraordinaire.

"TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!" Chuuya screamed out the window and Dazai shut off his snow blower for a moment, grinning up at Chuuya. "WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING IT AT FOUR IN THE MORNING?"

"Practical!"

"NO IT'S NOT! YOU'RE BEING A BASTARD! LITERALLY NO ONE IS GETTING SLEEP!" Dazai snickered, leaning against his snow blower.

"You see anyone else complaining?" he teased and Chuuya reached down to snatch some snow from his windowsill, balling it into a snowball and nailing Dazai in the face.

Dazai wiped the snow off of his face, bending over before quickly making his own, three snowballs sailing towards Chuuya within seconds.

Chuuya let out an enraged shriek, one snowball completely missing him and smashing into the wall beside his head, one zipping past his face into his house and the third smashing into his chest, ruining his perfectly good pyjamas.

That was it.

They were pyjamas from France gifted by Kouyou-nee.

Dazai was screwed.

Chuuya grabbed his coat and mittens, storming out the door.

He might not have been able to even reach Dazai's chin but he was an absolute terror when it came to snowball fights.

Game on.

Dazai snickered loudly, pretending to fall over in fright when Chuuya put on his mittens.

"Oh my, I'm so-HEY CHIBI, WAIT, WAIT!" Chuuya promptly shoved snow down Dazai's back, listening to satisfying scream Dazai uttered.

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"How the fuck are going to fit that into your house?" Chuuya snarled, wondering how Dazai was an actual detective in the police force.

First of all, he was incredibly dense at times.

Second of all, he just made really, really dumb choices.

Such as bringing home a real like tree for Christmas that stood taller than Dazai's ceiling.

"You're going to help!"

"You're going to ruin your ceiling," Chuuya deadpanned. "And your door. Maybe a couple of decorations. Who knows, with your track record."

Dazai pouted.

"You're so mean."

"I'm just stating the truth."

"You're not helping?"

Chuuya snorted and went back inside.

Bad choice.

Extremely bad choice.

His car alarm started blaring not ten minutes later and he sprinted back out only to find Dazai's stupid Christmas tree crushing his car.

"Uhhhh," Dazai laughed. "I hope you have insurance!"

Chuuya regretted not taking Yosano's advice with running over Dazai with his car three weeks earlier.

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"Kunikida-san!" he shouted hastily into his phone.

"Ah, Chuuya-san," Kunikida responded slowly. "What has Dazai done this time?"

"If the shitty bastard gives you a present, what do I do?"

"Burn it. Trash it. Or don't even touch it at all," Kunikida advised and Chuuya shrank away from the present that had suddenly appeared under his own Christmas tree.

"HOW DID HE GET INTO MY HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE?" Chuuya did not remember ever giving Dazai a key. Or his password to bypass the alarms.

To do that would mean the end of the world.

"Chuuya-san," Kunikida said patiently. "I think you need to get a better security system."

"That's breaking and entering, it's against the law!"

Kunikida snorted.

"If we honestly had Dazai arrested and jailed every time he broke the law, we would never see him again," he pointed and Chuuya rolled his eyes.

As he thanked Kunikida and placed his phone down, it rang again.

"Chuuya h-" he started.

"CHUUYA~" Dazai yelled excitedly.

"I'm hanging up," Chuuya growled, cursing himself for not checking the caller ID before picking up the phone.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"I'd say you too but I don't wish anything merry on you," Chuuya shot back.

"Awwww, did you open the present?"

"Nope," Chuuya chirped. "Not planning to."

"I promise it's nothing bad!"

"I don't trust a word that comes out of your mouth," Chuuya muttered dryly but he was already reaching for the present, bracing himself for something. He unwrapped it gingerly and opened the box, eyes widening in surprise.

"A hat?" he asked softly.

"Yeah!" Chuuya was about to thank him because it was actually pretty nice before Dazai blustered on. "I noticed your obsession with ugly hats so-"

Click.

Chuuya hung up on Dazai, letting out a frustrated groan.

Terrible, terrible neighbour.

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"Chuuya!" Dazai shouted and Chuuya jumped, screaming as he beat at Dazai with a pillow. The power had gone out right after Christmas and Chuuya was trying to stay warm.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?" Chuuya screeched, kicking Dazai in the groin.

"Just wanted to be a good neighbour and check to see if you had frozen to death-" Chuuya cut him with another kick.

"GET OUT!"

"I was trying to be a good-"

"YOU'RE A TERRIBLE NEIGHBOUR, AT LEAST KNOCK!" Dazai huffed grabbing Chuuya's blanket and effectively wrapped Chuuya up, preventing Chuuya from inflicting any more damage.

"For someone with such short legs," Dazai mused, ignoring Chuuya's loud cursing. "You kick pretty hard."

"LET ME GO AND I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW HARD I CAN KICK!"

"Hey Chuuya," Dazai suddenly leaned forward, grinning. "Do you have anyone to spend the New Years with?"

Chuuya grinded his teeth, glaring at Dazai.

"Well, I was going to drive to Kouyou-nee's place for Christmas and the New Years but someone crushed my car with their stupid pine tree they did not even use afterwards." Dazai laughed sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck.

"Technically it is being used." Chuuya gave him a blank note and Dazai elaborated. "As firewood." Chuuya let his head fall back with a tired sigh.

He couldn't deal with this guy.

"No," he finally answered. "I don't have anyone to spend the New Years with."

"Great, me too! I'll come over right before midnight and we can-" Chuuya wriggled out of the blanket sausage and slapped Dazai with another pillow.

"Hold, hold, hold," he put his hand up when Dazai quieted down. "You don't just invite yourself over to someone's house." Dazai sat down, forehead creasing. "Where are your manners?"

Dazai smirked. "Can't be bothered to find or use them."

"Jesus Christ-"

"But can we please spend New Years together?" Chuuya blinked in shock.

He hadn't really expected Dazai to say please and to think about it, he really didn't want to spend New Years alone.

"Okay fine," he relented and Dazai clapped his hands cheerfully, springing up to hug and infuriatingly, lift him up and spin Chuuya around like he was a goddam girl. "BUT!"

"And there's always a but," Dazai deflated, dropping Chuuya.

"I pick the alcohol and you do not do anything fishy."

Dazai nodded, grinning slyly up at Chuuya.

"Alright."

Chuuya felt like he had made on the biggest mistakes in his life.

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"You're not a lightweight, aren't you?" Dazai inquired as they sat in front of the tv, power thankfully restored.

"I ammmm," Chuuya slurred, leaning forward. "But it's a secreeeect allllright?" Dazai chuckled.

"Alright chibi."

"I'm drunnk, not deafffff."

"Countdown is starting!" Dazai directed Chuuya's attention away from him and Chuuya started jumping up and down.

"Ten! Nine! Eight! Join meeee!" he chanted and Dazai stood up as well, shaking his head.

"You're such a child," he murmured fondly under his breath. "Five! Four! Three! Two! One!"

As the fireworks erupted on the screen, Chuuya spun around, red hair falling into his face as he reached for Dazai. Dazai froze and his eyes widened as Chuuya leaned forward, kissing Dazai firmly.

Chuuya tasted like the pizza they'd eaten earlier and the wine they'd been drinking during the night.

"Happy New Year, Dazai," Chuuya whispered. "Shitty bastard," he added as an afterthought.

Dazai gaped at him and Chuuya touched his face almost tenderly before collapsing into Dazai's arm.

"Oi!" Dazai exclaimed. "Chibi! Hatrack!" Soft snores floated up to Dazai's ears and he grinned.

"Trust you to fall asleep."

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The blaring of a horn woke Chuuya up the next day.

"IT'S THE NEW YEAR, EVERYONE UP, UP AND ABOUT!" Chuuya would have screamed back if it weren't for the pounding headache that signalled a monstrous hangover. Adding more noise to the racket didn't seem like such a good idea. It sounded like Dazai was using a microphone which explained why his obnoxious voice was louder than usual.

Chuuya poked his head out from under his covers, strange he didn't remember getting under them and squinted at the brightness.

"IT'S A NEW START, TIME TO BEGIN ANEW AND START TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH YOUR RESOLUTIONS WHICH YOU WILL ULTIMATELY LET GO!'

Chuuya needed to think but Dazai was not helping.

He caught sight of a glass of water on his bed side table with some aspirin accompanying it.

A note read:

I figured you wouldn't be able to function this morning so this should help.

Chuuya huffed.

It looked like Dazai wasn't all that bad.

Then he flipped to the back.

You should work on your kissing, it's not bad but I've had better.

He took that back.

Dazai was terrible.

Wait.

Wait.

He had kissed Dazai?

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" Yosano complained.

"CHUUYA KISSED ME LAST NIGHT!" Dazai replied gleefully.

There was complete silence for a moment as Chuuya processed what Dazai had just screamed out to the neighbourhood.

Shit.

Shit.

"I THOUGHT YOU HAD BETTER JUDGMENT!" he heard Kunkida yell.

"YOUR TASTE IN MEN AREN'T HALF BAD NAKAHARA BUT WHY HIM?" Yosano shouted.

Chuuya buried his head under the pillow and wished for the world to end.