#the only sexy older guy i will accept is the hillbilly who lives in the dump and whose voice feels like a cheese grater on the brain | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

giddlygoat · 3 months ago

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fiddleford is so sexy when he does silly things. bangin out the tunes on the banjo. hamboning and knee-slapping. his goofy hillbilly laughter. nervous stims as he excitedly explains something. bro i feel insane whenever i see him because the silliest little details are just so. waugh

#not to yearn for this fictional guy on main but. mcgucket i would grow old with you 🙏🙏🙏🙏#fiddleford #old man mcgucket #gear diary #fidds the type to run in a circle and click his heels after an especially gratifying personal victory #side note but the other day my bestie pulled up a pic of mcgucket on his computer and every time i saw it i just #like. had to look away because it’s one of my fav pics of him and i was like AAAAA i just got so flustered #also before anyone gets their hopes up. it was a weirdly cropped pic of old man mcguck mid-blink and covered in bandages and bruises #i know no one will truly believe me when i say this but i LEGITIMATELY feel that goofy = sexy. i’m immune to legitimate sexy fan service #the only sexy older guy i will accept is the hillbilly who lives in the dump and whose voice feels like a cheese grater on the brain #no one fucking understands.

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