#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

djevelbl · 2 days ago

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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around

Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--

#yea so im cooking chat #can you SEE the vision #phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it #clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged #something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other #uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh #what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics #in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that #(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology #maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on #she's having the time of her life #maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him #he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways #the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle #i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant #mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly #also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english #just.#imagine it #phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea #anyway #demon rambles™#ace attorney #ace attorney phoenix wright #clownpierce

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