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ah how i so enjoy giving them a swirl in my conical flask
#i rlly like that little sketch of percy and annabeth#annabeth my absolutely dripless queen...#im a firm believer that the only pants she owns are those zip off cargo pants#the ones that u can turn into shorts or long pants depending on the weather#thats so annabeth to me#annabeth i love you......#actually speaking of annabeth i have been MEANING to draw some show version pjo trio#however i just end up drawing jason again#aint enough jason in the world sadly#one day ill get around to it#anyway!#pjo#hoo#jason grace#piper mclean#annabeth chase#percy jackson#i aint tagging the others bc they are HARDLY there and that feels disingenuous#art by cricket
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Lie Alone
A/N In commenting on the last installment in the Metric universe, I said that Jamie’s date with Claire was complete dating wish fulfillment on my part. Which got me thinking about their next date and what other personal preferences I could cram into this story. And yet it’s definitely Claire’s turn to take Jamie for a spin, which meant that... well, you’ll see!
All other parts of the Metric Universe are available on my AO3 page.
The song by Blanco White (another guest artist!) that inspired the title and which features in the fic can be heard here: https://youtu.be/SNp7sb5vXTs
Big shout out to @holdhertightandsayhername, who introduced me to this artist in her marvelous fic The Sands of Time.
June 21, 2018, London, England
Sassench: Do you have plans later Fraser?
Wee Fox Cub: depends r u making a better pffer?
Sassench: Meet me out front at Joe’s. 5pm.
Wee Fox Cub: :thumbs up emoji:
Sassench: And Jamie? Wear something tight. Preferably leather.
Wee Fox Cub: ...
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He couldn’t imagine what Claire had in mind, but he’d cancelled his plans to watch the England South Africa test match with the lads and was instead haunting the kerb in front of her temporary lodging, wearing fitted black jeans and his leather jacket, despite the sunny mid-summer weather. When his date hadn’t emerged from the building by 4:05, he pulled out his phone. An approaching mechanical thrum interrupted him mid-text.
The first thing he noticed were her boots: black, with a thick rubber sole and chunky heel. These were zipped over leather pants that clung to her coltish legs like a second skin, matching the matte gleam of the motor between them. A leather jacket, the tailored twin of his own, hugged her narrow waist. By the time his eyes had scrolled upward, a visored helmet was being removed, and Claire’s familiar hair and teasing brass eyes appeared.
“You’re staring, Jamie,” she remarked. The fact that the voice was his roommate’s usual no-nonsense tone, seasoned with a touch of humour, was a necessary dash of reality.
“Aye,” he admitted. “Tis a verra beautiful... machine ye’re ridin’, Sassenach. Is it yers?”
Her curls danced in the sunlight as she shook them out.
“God, no. Joe only let me borrow it after I promised to cover his next two on-call shifts. But don’t worry! I practically grew up on a motorcycle. I’ve had my license since I was sixteen.”
He filed this information away in the cluttered part of brain entitled Things I Never Expected to Learn about Claire Beauchamp. Accepting a second helmet, he swung himself onto the seat behind her. His legs bracketed her hips in an unfamiliar, but by no means unpleasant, inversion. Claire revved the motor, sending a shiver up his spine. His arms wrapped around her waist, and they pulled into the slow flow of traffic.
“Comfy?” Her voice startled him, low and intimate, coming from directly behind his ear. He realized belatedly that the helmets were furnished with a communications system.
“Aye,” he asserted, although comfortable wasn’t exactly the word he’d use for his current state. Somewhere between apprehensive and exhilarated would be more accurate. “Will we make it tae our destination afore sundown, do ye think?”
She chuckled warmly, reaching back with one hand to tap him on the knee.
“Never you fear, my lad. I have our urban escape route all planned out. We’ll be flying in no time.”
She wasn’t wrong. After a series of abrupt stops and starts, they dipped below the Thames in a well-lit tunnel, the echo of passing lorries muting all other sound. Soon after that they were picking up speed on a wide motorway, the bike crouching against the wind. He watched the throbbing mass of the city peel away, slowly giving way to greenery and the pastel light he associated with freedom. He thought they were heading south along the Orbital into Surrey, but beyond that he had no notion of their whereabouts.
Giving himself up into her care, he settled against Claire’s back, the crescent of her arse fitting neatly into the bowl of his thighs. He was aware of being aroused, but it was a hazy rather than a sharp feeling, blunted by contentment. If Claire was offended by the firmness pressing into her rump, she gave no sign.
After several hours of almost meditative motion, they turned onto a country lane, overhung by a leafy canopy. Tidy Tudor buildings overlooked the road, their leaden windows glowing orange in the setting sun. Their motorcycle joined a parade of vehicles ascending a low hill in a series of sharp turns. Each time the bike navigated one of these, he was forced to tighten his grip on Claire’s torso, which by now felt like an extension of his own body. He glowed like one of those panes of glass, molten and reflecting back the warmth that radiated from the core of who she was.
The forest thinned into green hillside as they reached a parking lot. He couldn’t help but feel disappointment as he observed the crowds. Wherever they were, it was obviously a popular destination. On the bike, he’d felt peculiarly isolated, alone with Claire, their conversation eased by the intermediary of the microphones. Now he’d have to share her with the world.
He groaned as he unfolded his long legs to stand upright, and Claire grinned.
“They don’t make motorcycles in your size, I’m afraid.”
“An’ wha’ size is that, Sassenach?” he hummed suggestively while stretching his arms high above his head, untucking his shirt in the process.
Claire’s eyes dipped to where his belly was briefly exposed, then lower.
“Large,” was her bold answer, and he shot her a wickedly pleased glance.
After a beat she visibly gathered herself, reaching into the storage compartment behind where he had been sitting and pulling out a small bag and his plaid, which had somehow stayed in her possession after the fire.
“Are you up for a short hike?”
“For ye, Sassenach, anything.”
They meandered through an oak wood, then up a series of crude steps, until finally arriving on a grassy slope, the land falling away steeply to the south. Low ridges and shallow valleys furled below them like gentle waves, reaching out to the horizon where the sun was preparing to set. The air was fragrant, the ground releasing the heat of the day.
“One of my many boarding schools wasn’t far from here,” Claire explained as she spread the blanket near their feet. “I must have been fourteen or so, and having a terrible time fitting in. Uncle Lamb came to visit, probably at the headmaster’s behest, and this is where he took me. I don’t remember what he said, but by the time we left, I felt better. More at peace. In lockstep with the larger order of things. I’ve come back, now and then. Any time I needed to find that feeling again.”
As she spoke, Claire emptied the small bag of its contents. He recognized the logo from a deli they both frequented on two wrapped sandwiches, along with a pint of strawberries, some crisps, a lemonade and a bottle of his favourite summer ale. She’d thought of everything, and it snagged at his heart.
“Tis bonnie. I’m honoured ye wanted tae share it with me, Sassenach.”
They ate slowly, savouring the simple meal as the sky above their heads smudged from orange to pink to ever-deepening shades of purple. One by one, the stars twinkled to life, like so many travelers lighting their fires for the night. Away from the city, they numbered in the thousands, each a signpost on someone’s journey. His mind spread out to fill the space between them, taking his thoughts to Lallybroch, moments from his youth long forgotten, the steadying hand of his parent’s guidance. Claire was right. Something about the place invited serenity. He sighed with pleasure, tension he hadn’t even acknowledged draining slowly down his spine.
Claire’s hand crept across the blanket, and their pinkie fingers met, then overlapped. As the air around them cooled, the breeze picked up, and he felt her shiver.
“Ye’re cold. We should be on our way, aye?”
“Wait. There’s one more thing I want you to see.”
He could think of several more things he wanted to see, but they were well hidden by leather and her guarded nature. He’d known when he proposed this season of courtship that the road to Claire’s heart would be long and arduous, with many twists and lay-bys. There could be no rushing the voyage. He was confident the destination, should he be granted entry, would be worth any hardship. And thankfully the views along the way were spectacular in their own right.
He’d been watching her profile out of the corner of his eye when the horizon burst into multi-coloured song. Purple starbursts and red streamers exploded across a black canvas, followed by a pulsing yellow orb. In the milliseconds before his consciousness caught up with the evidence, he was captivated. Then he physically recoiled, expecting pain in the form of a cascade of memories. Instead, the symphony of light continued without a sound. He looked at Claire in awe.
“The wind is to the north, so it’s blowing the sound in the other direction. I checked before I picked you up,” she explained.
The fireworks continued for another ten or fifteen minutes. He’d never be quite sure, because he was lost in sensation. The beautiful display was completely over-shadowed by the beauty of the woman beside him, her tiny finger still laced with his own.
“Ye ken tis I who’s supposed tae be courtin’ ye, don’t ye, Sassenach?” he commented when a final fury of light gave way once again to stars.
“Says who?” she sniffed, but he could see the corner of her mouth twitch upwards.
After performing a mental inventory of any and all physical impediments, he leaned slowly into her side, his intention unmistakable. His heart thrilled when Claire met him halfway, her mouth damp and tart from the lemonade. It was a kiss that walked the boundary between chaste and sensual, and he wished it could last forever.
“Thank ye, Claire. Truly.”
At a loss for words for once, she dipped her head in acknowledgement. They silently gathered their things and walked hand-in-hand to the bike.
The ride back to London was swift, with music taking the place of conversation. A particularly beautiful song, poetic and wistful, left him feeling that Claire was speaking to him through its words; words she could not yet find the courage to say. Accompanied by only a single guitar, a male voice rose in wistful intensity.
So I lie alone, and risk each night, I long to let you in But there's a life I lost, drifted out, before You let me in.
His fingers found their way beneath her jacket and rested on the warm skin of her belly. He felt her soft skin give a shudder, like a ripple of wind across the still surface of a pond.
The motorway ribboned out beneath them. The journey had only just begun.
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Because this is a multi-disciplinary blog, here’s a shot of the view that Jamie and Claire enjoyed in this fic, which is Box Hill in Surrey (taken from Google Earth, as I’ve never been).
And here’s Claire’s bike!
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ziggy strutting up to me like this gif as i hold up a crucifix n say begone begone vile beast BEGONE from my vicinity i will NOT buy u a happy meal wretched little boy...... some live action rp to start this off..... and SCENE. takes my bow. his pinterest is here n his playlist is here.
* dylan minnette, cis male + he/him | you know ziggy benson, right? they’re twenty-four, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, all of his life? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to hand crushed by a mallet by 100 gecs like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole glitching televisions impaled by remotes, nonchalantly texting the babes as a stove fire ravages your kitchen & cartoons turned up so loud it fries your eardrums thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is november 24th, so they’re a sagittarius, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( nai, 24, gmt she/her )
HISTORY;
from the second ziggy ws born he didnt stop screaming. within the first hours of his life he gave his father an ear splitting headache tht prompted him to say “that uncooked chicken’s fucking demonic” n joke abt popping “it” in the oven to roast. when this understandably received disgusted glances frm the nursing staff he ws all like “jeez alright alright i’m kiddin i’m kiddin can’t a guy have a joke around here?” n i feel like that sets up their dynamic so nice n sweetly <3 (sarcasm) (lips pursed)
frm day one he ws just honestly a rly hyperactive child. when he laughed he’d shriek it out at the absolute top of his lungs bc he’d just get this huge giddy surge of energy all the way to the very tips of his toes n it’d hit him like a shock from a fork in a plug socket. their parenting style ws rly just lazy tbh.... they didn’t have much time for disciplining him. ziggy’s mum wld halfheartedly be like “ziggy quiet now....” n then go bk to nuking whatever vegetables she’d defrosted until they tasted like dinosaur bones..... this wld not make any difference in ziggy’s behaviour
his father rly just took the stance that it ws ziggy’s mum’s job to discipline him or raise him in general which is. 🔪 please enter the 20th century sir.... get ur noggin sorted..... needless to say he wsn’t much involved in ziggy’s life n honestly generally jst didn’t like him. ziggy was a responsibility he didn’t want (accidental prregnancy) n in his literal words once said (blatantly while ziggy ws watching cartoons on the sofa) tht ziggy just “harshes my fucking vibe a lil bit”.
he wound up leaving when ziggy was six ish.... ziggy watched thru a crack in the blinds as his mum tried to grab at his jacket to make him stay as he lugged out his suitcase..... she even tried to physically cling onto him so he cldn’t get in his ride bt the door wound up slamming n she sat on her knees watching the lights pull out the drive n even long after they were gone. ziggy didn’t rly kno what to do abt this (emotions hd never been smthn he particularly understood, his own or how to handle other people’s) so after watching her fr 5 minutes he went out n gently shook her shoulder n was like. mom come inside u look weird out here. FKGHSFHGSFHKGFHKSGSFGHK. this was him trying to show love <3
ziggy’s mum is like.... rly relationship dependent. she gets all her self worth n validation frm whtever man she’s dating.... so she went on this like.... wild rampage of jst. dating a very large string of men. they ranged frm dreadfully boring to downright awful n were always below her standards. ziggy quite literally hated. all of them. every last one. even one that tried to b nice to him by offering to help him do his math homework when he ws 13 (bc ziggy was struggling a lot w this) n in response ziggy loudly barked until the man gt scared n stumbled backwards into a dining chair on his way out of the room. KGHFHKSJHFJGSHKFG
while him n his mum hv a kind of strained situation (there’s a great deal of resentment from her end n kind of. blaming him fr “driving his father away” n it’s never spoken abt bt it’s very much Present in their relationship n honestly ziggy kind of resents her too fr bringing some of the men into their lives tht she did) there is. love there...... sometimes she’ll like. reach out to cup the back of his head n he’ll duck his head away n be like wtf are u doing checking me for lice? n she’ll jst smile like :)...... knowing that’s how he loves. KHSFGKJGHKSFGFHKGSHF. ugh we love men who know how to process their emotions yesssss king give us nothing <3
(abuse n violence tw) idk i won’t go into it too much bt even tho ziggy’s constantly like 🙄 when his mum shows him affection he wld quite literally. kill fr her n almost did one time.......... narrowly avoided getting charged w assault when one of her bfs was drunk n evil n he went into protective mode.... idk he. has gone thru a lot n seen a lot n so has his mum. they look after each other the best they kno how despite the negatives in their relationship.... it’s complex <3
literally got in trouble so. often. at school. he ws always hyperactive (undiagnosed adhd n also probably not helped by the fact he ws jst allowed to eat sm junk food w 459729457952 sugar percentage all hours of the day) bt when his dad left n like. dealing w acting out so severely at home where his mum’s bfs were concerned it rly escalated..... i jst think he ws like. literally a terror. probably got suspended so many times. maybe even was permanently expelled before he cld get his diploma honestly. set off a firework in school hallway. smthn absolutely reckless n stupid.
hs hd a bunch of jobs mostly in the service industry...... usually ends up getting fired.... worked at mcdonald’s fr a while n then one day he went in rly high n ate three cheeseburgers in front of a weeping child who hd ordered one.... promptly gt fired bt he ws like yo fuck this place i’m quitting n threw off his apron n was like who’s with me??? who’s joining the union??????? to the rest of the staff n they were all mostly like >_> <_< before security approached to forcibly remove him n he grabbed a cookie n crammed it into his mouth in rebellion mid frantic n frankly possessed escape.....
in terms of wht’s going on to this day w his living situation i honestly think he still lives w his mum. i can just see this. KHGFSKGHSFGKSFGH. in like. a ramshackle bungalow in delphinus heights.... having said tht she probably isn’t. there tht often nw she’s dating her latest man (jonas, somehow always sweaty no matter the weather, wears too many gold rings n smells like shoe cleaner) who owns a car dealership n thinks he’s a kingpin for it. still home sometimes tho.
PERSONALITY:
ziggy spends his days working shifts at an ice cream parlour (one he got fired from once bc he broke in high n ate sm ice cream he was lay on the floor in the bk pants unbuttoned stomach bulging sm calling himself garfield saying he had too much lasagna. they hired him bk tho bc he has a harem of middle aged women who lust after him n it brings customers....) or like. cruising parties...... setting off fireworks.... skateboarding...... breaking into abandoned buildings.... filming stupid jackass type tricks....... playing guitar hero...... getting drunk at the arcade..... sometimes busking fr cash in a tossed dwn hat (very badly) (thinks he’s sick at it however)........ or alternatively...... fucking chicks aha...... fuck.......... not exclusive to chicks tho just had to sound despicable bt :smirk: he’s bi Baby....
i won’t lie he’s kind of an asshole................ never rly was taught properly how to empathise with ppl so like he struggles w that....... sometimes he’ll say smthn tht’s genuinely just quite mean n doesn’t need to be said but he doesn’t rly realise it’s like bad. n he’s like. what’s the deal haha why are u mad......
fuckboy. genuinely jst. rly summarises it well. insatiable. sleeps around wildly. will say he’ll call u back n then will not call u back. lies like oh babe i’m moving to france tomorrow fuckkkkkkkkk sucks so bad that we can only have one night but let’s make it special yeah? tits? n then they’ll see him casually skating past them on the street a week later n be like well clearly he’s not in france. ziggy doesn’t care.
calls himself a “genius inventor” bc he once gutted a vintage analog television n made it into a fish tank. it literally leaked water a bit. still convinced he is a literal visionary never seen before never done again. he’s like i’m on the brink of greatness. i’m the next einstein.
has a bit of a god complex where he thinks he’s the sexiest person in any given room n it’s kind of funny bc like dylan minnette’s sexy to me bt tht isn’t a widespread opinion n ur being a bit bold ziggy...... regardless has confidence thru the roof tht isn’t rly deterred by anything or anyone.....
dyes his hair 49729572459752 colours every colour under the sun. sometimes all at once jst different patches. wears lots of tie dye tshirts n basketball shorts even tho he doesn’t play basketball. rly colourful sneakers. just lots of loud colours tbh. often wears a paper clip in his ear as an earring. pierced it himself. someone probably recorded him doing it fr his insta story. probably was drunk.
drives a vespa around tht is baby blue with pastel yellow polka dots. it has lots of tin cans attached to the back by string like on those cars when u just got married. he did not just get married. u can hear him arriving frm over a street away.
almost never pays fr anything bt is always like “yo it’s my treat” n then either dine n dashes or u have to pay
his idea of romance is nuking a hot pocket as breakfast in bed n then complaining he’s hungry n eating half
WANTED CONNECTIONS:
fuckboy antics: he’s insatiable. rabid. notorious. mayb they fkd n he didn’t call........ jst completely ghosted........ mayb they were genuinely into him n he honestly built up kind of false pretences abt them having a connection n then jst dipped..... cld b good fr angst n drama <3 someone please egg his house he deserves it <3
high skl heathens: locals tht were equally chaotic in hs..... just picture him having this group of misfits tht were like so loud n always getting up to no good doing god knows what god knows where.... probably gt arrested together breaking into an old abandoned hospital one time........... rly just doing the absolute most at all times............. probably so loud........... drinking n smoking far too much.....
an attempted teenage relationship: i’m like. tentative to even put this one bc i just feel like ziggy wld be a shit bf. KJHGFSHGFHGSFHGFKGHFKSG. but. maybe it ended in drama.....i’d say this wld probably be a girl bc in hs he probably ws less open w his sexuality... maybe ziggy cheated on her or she cheated on him................ angst........ strife.... we love it we love it........ i crash my car into the bridge... i don’t care... i love it... sudden icona pop moment me stood on stage singing karaoke.... it’s just gone 7am as i write this so i apologise if this is losing any. coherency. smiles so sexy....
last adolescent plot i swear: i picture when ziggy was expelled he somehow amassed a large group to protest w signs outside the school fr him to be accepted back. it didn’t work. he threw a party when he received news he hadn’t got back in anyway. maybe ur muse was involved or helped organise this or was violently opposed.
enemies: ppl who just. don’t like ziggy bc like honestly that’s so fair n valid. KJHGFKGHKSFGHSGKHSFHG..... mayb he like. exploded their mailbox one time when they were younger. mayb he skated over their toes. mayb he fucked their bitch aha fuck................. (joking btw) (don’t condone misogyny) (hashtag feminism). cld be fun to play around w
fwb: probably hs a few of these......... mayb they’re cool w things being no strings attached n lax n at ease w ziggy being the mess tht he is in general..... mayb they want more bt ziggy cannot provide...... mayb they literally don’t get on at all n this is their only mutual ground n they keep coming bk to each other.... :smirk:..... whatever u Farncy....
maybe ziggy’s mum dated ur muse’s dad at one point???? we can discuss this if u think it fits..... cld be fun to play around w............
coworkers: past or present r fun..... mayb they were like WTFFF is this guy fking ONNN at a past job (he’s had a few in the food service industry so pretty open in tht area)... mayb they work w him at the ice cream parlour now..... cn discuss the dynamic probably wld be dependent on the muse involved fr like. how he’d act n stuff.... :yum:
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Wicked Game
Chapter 1 // read on AO3 // @today-in-fic
Washington, D.C - 1948. Fox Mulder is a detective on the top vice unit; scandal, corruption, and lies come with the territory. He is forced to investigate a fellow officer and finds the lies go much deeper than the truth.
CHAPTER 2
U Street NW 3rd District 11:00am
I tried to tell myself I was rested, but that was a lie. Insomnia is a bitch and she makes a hell of a bedfellow. I couldn’t be bothered with the percolator in my apartment, though day old coffee hadn’t stopped me before. I didn't bother shaving, instead deciding to give my five o’clock shadow an extra half hour. My dress shirt lightly concealed the white bandage on my shoulder and I found a set of grey pants and matching suit jacket. I remembered my raw brimmed fedora and locked the door behind me. I debated whether or not to take the car but I didn’t want to deal with public transit this afternoon. The starter on the Pontiac needed a wake up call and after some persuading I made my way out of Alexandria.
I drove across the bridge and further into the district, stopping about a block away from the precinct so I could hop into the corner diner. I needed a decent cup of joe and some bacon and eggs. Sure it was almost lunch but I hadn’t eaten breakfast yet.
When I arrived at headquarters the bullpen was buzzing like a hornet’s nest. I removed my hat and took a seat at my desk. My shoulder burned and I felt the stitches pull slightly as I reached down to unearth a group of files from a bottom drawer. I winced as I placed everything I had on Vincenti atop my desk. From behind the stack of papers I watched a parade of suits and uniforms flow in and out of the captain’s office. A cloud of Morley cigarette smoke signaled each time the door opened or closed; it reminded me of how they choose the Pope in the Vatican. I was waiting for that smoke to turn black when I saw Skinner in the doorway. His eyes narrowed and he flicked two fingers like an impatient father. I gathered the assortment of files I was reviewing and brushed past the remaining uniforms that were heading back downstairs.
“Nice of you to join the party, Mulder.”
“Well after my patch job I decided to take a powder and take my phone off the hook. My shoulder is fine by the way.” Skinner took a seat behind his desk and asked me to close the door.
“Funeral arrangements have been made at Arlington. We’re still waiting to receive the final report from the coroner. This of course will tell me how he died but I want to know why. I know you and Detective Spender had been working for some time on the Vincenti ring.”
“Well you did make it a top priority for vice if I’m not mistaken. At the request of the mayor?” I questioned as I glanced at a crowded ashtray then lowered into one of Skinner’s leather chairs.
“Last year, the mayor asked the commissioner for help decreasing drug related crime in the district. And this precinct’s vice squad had a no-nonsense reputation which the commissioner spoke so highly of.” Skinner stated as he pressed back in his chair. “I assume those files you have are related to the case?”
I handed him the papers.
“Since you gave us this assignment, Spender and I discovered Vincenti likes to run operations out of the Navy Yard. Spender wanted to find an informant, or at least pressure someone into being an informant. We staked out a flophouse near the old factory and watched for any dealings. Saw a street-savvy kid who looked like an easy mark and followed him. I remember Spender turning on the bad cop routine and pinned the kid to the wall. We told him he could stay anonymous but he gave us a name; Dimitri Kristoff.”
“A Russian?” Skinner questioned with a raised eyebrow.
“A Russian alias. He gave us that and a phone number,” I replied with a shrug, “At the time, the less we knew the better. Spender may have contacted him and pushed for more info. Eventually we were able to build a file on our friend Dimitri.”
“That might give a little more motive for Spender’s murder,” Skinner stated as he leafed through the file, “Do you think Spender was sold a bad tip or do you suspect the kid?”
“If Spender was dealt a bad hand he must have kept it pretty close to his chest. We were partners but I personally wasn’t very close to him. I kept Dimitri at arm’s length and I don’t think he’d squeal. You could stake my no-nonsense reputation on it.” I replied as I shifted in my seat, “Frankly if the kid knows what’s good for him he would get out of the game all together.”
“Admirable,” Skinner said while he closed the file and placed it back on top of the stack. I could see the wheels in his head turning, grinding as he tried to rearrange the puzzle pieces. He removed his wire-frame glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose. There was something itching at the back of my head.
“Sir. Can I speak off the record?”
“What is it?”
“I think Spender might have gotten in too deep with Vincenti.”
“Do you think he was working for him?”
“Not directly but he might have been pulling a side job. Thinking he could take a little off the top and offer the precinct’s blind eye as collateral.”
“He wouldn’t have been that stupid, Mulder. He wasn’t a green recruit fresh out of the academy. He had several years climbing the ranks before getting in with the vice unit. Not to mention his military history.”
“Absolute power corrupts absolutely, sir. He also has connections to The Hill and those connections have mob ties.”
Skinner leaned forward on his desk and put his glasses back on. I could see the wheels turning again.
“Surveillance can post-up in one of the abandoned warehouses at the Navy Yard and gather more intel, see if Vincenti makes an appearance. They’ll be coming out of the woodwork once this hits the papers. In the meantime I want you to find your junior informant and bring him in for questioning.”
I rose from my seat and reached for my files with a wince and headed towards the door.
“And Mulder,” Skinner began before I had a chance to leave, “it will be military dress blues for Arlington. Regardless of your opinion, the precinct lost a man with high honors.”
I nodded in response and headed back into the fray, closing the door behind me. I weaved back to my desk, dropped the files, and searched in my drawer for a memo with Dimitri’s phone number.
I listened to the phone ring on a seemingly endless loop, the long shrill sound reverberated in my left ear and I could feel my eyelids get heavy. The ring evolved into white noise and I was one dim chime away from disconnecting the call when I heard the receiver click on the other end.
“You’re lucky I’m a patient man, Dimitri,” I started as I tried to stifle a yawn, “we need to arrange a meeting.”
“I don’t know if I can do that,” he responded.
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means, detective, I’m no good to you. My sources are as dry as the Sahara.”
“Is that so?” I questioned as I switched the phone to my opposite ear. “Well how about we just meet for a coffee.”
“That’s sweet detective but lunch dates aren’t really my style. I like something with a bit more spirit if you catch my meaning.”
“Fine. I can meet you in the nearest alley and serve up my fist to your goddamn nose. That spirited enough for you?” I heard him laugh through the phone, my fingers tightened on the receiver. “Georgetown University library. I’m giving you three hours.”
“You gonna have a carnation on your lapel so I know it’s you?”
“Try a grey fedora and a pissed off look on my face.”
And I ended the conversation then left the office to get something to eat.
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3:35pm
Georgetown’s gothic spires, stonework, and green fields reminded me of my stint at Oxford. My professors felt that I could use more than a State-side education and my father agreed. He shipped me off to England hoping I would return top of my class. I studied psychology, took in the local pubs, local women, and managed a little bit of travel. After completing my academics I knew I wanted to return to Europe. However, in 1941 I was shipped off to the Pacific in a crisp Marine Corps uniform. Never got to see the Old World before things changed.
I found a bench near the library at the edge of campus and checked my watch. Some students took their studies outside due to the favorable weather.
Springtime in the city.
I surveyed the quad: A male student was more focused on a small group of chatty sweater girls than his textbooks, a professor struggled with a satchel as he hurried into a nearby building. I clocked a young man in a pork pie hat headed my direction but he stopped suddenly to retrieve a gauzy scarf that was snatched by the breeze. He caught up with the shapely owner and said something to make her smile. The man adjusted his hat and continued towards me.
“Nice weather isn’t it?” he began, “Spring is truly in the air and the winds of change are a-blowin’.”
“Dimitri?”
“One in the same, detective.”
“I take it you’ve heard?”
“It hasn’t made the papers, but yes,” he replied as he took a seat on the far end of the bench. I fixed the brim of my fedora as another breeze rolled across the quad.
“I need some answers from you.”
“Well it depends on what you’re asking,” Dimitri said as he took a pack of cigarettes from his jacket pocket and tapped them against his palm.
“Do you know who bumped off Spender?”
“That’s a tall order.”
“Did you set him up last night?”
Dimitri took a drag off the cigarette then exhaled a short plume of smoke.
“I got an alibi if you’re interested,” he said confidently as he flicked away fresh ash.
“Let me guess; you were home all night, listened to the radio, brushed your teeth then went to bed like a good boy,” I replied as I shifted positions.
“Nah, I’m not the homebody type. Never was good company.”
“I can see why. I honestly hate being around you at the moment.”
He laughed and placed the cigarette between his lips. His glance followed a co-Ed as she walked down the path towards the library.
“Instead I was out following a tip.”
“A tip? Related to your boss Vincentti?” I questioned.
“You could say that,” he replied, letting the statement hang in the air. It appeared I wasn’t going to get a simple answer.
“Let’s go for a ride,” I said as I leaned forward and rose to my feet. The kid chuckled.
“Are you arresting me?”
“Not yet, I just want a change of scenery. My car’s this way.”
Dimitri pulled out another cigarette as we walked, waiting until he got in my car to light it. I turned on the radio so I wouldn’t have to talk with him on the drive to the precinct. We would have plenty to talk about once we got there.
Upon arriving, I got the attention of the older uniform at the desk who led us to a vacant interrogation room. I handcuffed the kid to the table and told him to stay put as I left to find the captain.
Skinner tucked a thick file under his arm as we entered the room. I closed the door and took a seat across the table. Skinner handed me the folder.
“Dimitri Kristoff. Or should I say Alex Krycek,” I began as I turned the page, “you’ve got a record colorful enough to hang in a gallery.” I thumbed through a series of reports. “Petty theft, bribery, breaking and entering, minor assault, and this last one - public indecency? Don’t see that too often.” I watched him shift uncomfortably in his chair. His eyes found the corner of the room and carved a path back to focus on his hands.
“A guy’s gotta make a living,” Krycek said flatly.
“Well Alex, you must have been deep up shit creek,” I said reaching the end of his file. “I want to know a few things.”
“You’ve got it all there in front of you, detective.” He gestured with a cuffed hand. “Besides I already told you everything I know.”
“Actually you haven’t. I want to know set us up that night? What was your gain in all of this?” I questioned as Skinner rounded the edge of the table. I let Krycek idle for a moment and think. He looked towards the ceiling.
“Can I get a smoke? I got a pack in my pocket.”
I shot Skinner a look then leaned over to uncuff one of Krycek’s hands. He cleared his throat as he reached in his shirt pocket for cigarettes and a matchbook.
“I was in a bad way when I came home from the Pacific. Better off than the boys who didn’t of course, but I was still living alone, scraping by. Did you serve Detective?”
“Marines,” I said curtly.
“Ah. Semper Fi,” he said with a quick salute, “ I was in the Army myself. I couldn’t find a decent job when I got back to the States so I got involved with a fair amount of indecent work. I tended bar at one of Vincenti’s haunts. After a conversation one night I was asked to drive them to a job they were pulling. I had driven a troop transport while I was overseas, so I figured how hard could it be? I signed on with no questions asked.” Krycek flicked a match and lit his waiting cigarette. “I put my lead foot to good use and the more jobs I ran, the more green I had for my pockets. Shakedowns and bank jobs were fine but when the heroin came into the picture I knew I needed to find a way out. I had seen enough of that when I was over there, lost a few friends to it when we got home.”
“So that’s when your moral compass pointed north?” Skinner asked.
“I got involved with a dame. She was a honey of a blonde named Marita who was in deeper with Vincentti than I realized. She worked at a nice club the crew would frequent. I chatted her up one night and she said I was different than the others. Well, she played me for a fool. She had a strong addiction that I helped fuel and it got her killed.” Krycek let the cigarette hang on his lower lip. “Hell of a dame.”
“Okay. So the motive was revenge,” I said as I rose from my chair. “Sounds simple enough. Thought you could single-handedly take down a mob boss because of a woman. Change of heart, realized the error of your ways, and all that.”
“Why get two of my best detectives involved in the first place Krycek if you wanted to handle this yourself,” said Skinner from his corner.
“The top vice unit would have easily wrapped this up with a ribbon,” Krycek responded as he twisted the butt of the cigarette into the ashtray. “Apparently Detective Spender didn’t play by the rules. But that wasn’t my department.”
I was growing impatient and paced the far side of the room.
“Son, you better elaborate,” Skinner said with arms folded tightly.
“I’m stating that the detective might have had another agenda at that meeting. He might have been linked up with them longer than you realized. Maybe he was working as a mole all along. Or, perhaps the goon didn’t want Johnny Law getting an extra cut from the drop so he cut him out of the picture.” Krycek mimed two shots with a finger gun. He sat there grinning like a dirty rat. I ran a hand over my face and let my palm rest on the side of my jaw, feeling the muscles tighten. My eyes darted in Skinner’s direction then back at Krycek.
CRACK
I felt my new scar tissue stretch and tear as I swung a right cross that plowed into his cheekbone. The impact knocked him sideways but not entirely to the floor thanks to the thin chain keeping him tethered to the table. I rubbed my knuckles and backed away, waiting for a retaliation.
“Mulder!” shouted Skinner as he stepped in between, “You’re dismissed.”
I rolled my wrist and watched Krycek adjust his jaw then situate himself in the chair. No blood yet but mine coursed through my veins like a superhighway. The fact I hadn’t left the room caused Skinner to approach me.
“Leave. Now Detective,” he said with a deep tone to his voice. I exhaled and obeyed with a heated walk to the bullpen.
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NSFW Alphabet
With Farmer! Daveed :D
I borrowed from @caitlinpotter
For Rose, (@Iiknowthekoolaidflavor) on a special day
Farmer! Daveed
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
· He will carry you anywhere you have to go because most of the time you cannot feel your legs. He’ll remember a really funny story and tell it to you so you can have a good laugh before you fall asleep.
· He always cleans you up
· Peppers your faces with tons of kisses, and he never forgets to say I love you
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
· Daveed loves his thighs. He actually suffered an accident to his knee when he was a teenager, but he was able to rehab fully. He loves that he is able to lift you and is fully capable to work on the farm. That being said, it’s his least favorite part to work out.
· He loves being in your arms because he thinks you give great hugs and he loves the way you take control of him in the bedroom
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
· The man is not afraid of a little mess, he births calves for crying out loud! He’ll cum anywhere you tell him to, but he loves it when you swallow. Swallowing wasn’t your favorite thing before he came around, but he is very clean, so you love it.
· His absolute favorite place to cum is on is your breasts
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
· He switches his chore list with his brother so he can spend some afternoons with you every so often.( Life is short and their cousins are around to help)
· He can’t wait until you’re pregnant with his baby because his heart swelled when you held and fed the newborn goat
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
· In the same way that he could deliver a baby animal with his eyes closed, Daveed is very experienced at sex
· He preferred oral and casual hookups before he met you
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
· Most likely something that mimics a yoga position. You can’t take a class anymore without imagining Daveed “assisting” you.
· His hips holding you up against the wall and your legs around his waist.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
· Daveed’s definitely goofy and soft. In the moment, he’s so focused on you and how your body feels.
· It usually starts with someone feeling extra cuddly, and that touch becoming more sensual
· No, it’s full of passion for all the weeks and months y’all have been denying the mutual crush.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
His beard is well groomed, but his pubic area is thick and curly. He works long hours and just doesn’t have the time. If you needle him enough about it like you did with his armpit hair, he might control it. He is sensitive like that
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
· Daveed is the epitome of romance and intimacy: He brings flowers, is a very smooth talker(it has literally gotten you out of your clothes a few times.), and he sings for you
· He is so shy, but his crush on you was not a secret from anyone. His mother found out when she saw him baking a pie late one night to go with your delivery order
· When he is in charge (which is rare) he takes it nice and slow
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
· Yes, before you were together, he couldn’t get you off his mind,.
· He’d have to be quiet because his brother’s bedroom was next door, and he was always in his business.
· He’s very comfortable with his sexuality so he will touch himself during sex and even when he’s not with you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
· Some kinks both of you share: overstimulation, spanking, voyeurism(once y’all did it in the barn before dawn), and name calling
· You love to visit him at work and to stay the night, but you know you can’t do it in the house(the family is too eager for your relationship) so y’all always do it in the barn
· The horses know the sound of your moans
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
· The barn (it’s large and airy, and in a spot away from the animals-he’s classy)
· Your bed
· bed of his truck in the middle of the night(during a picnic date he took you out to look at the stars)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
· Seeing you after a while(whether he’s busy or he has to make an out of town delivery)
· You sending him a naughty text when he’s on his way home
· You in your nightgown
· Seeing you getting along with his family(even when you side with them, he can tell that it’s gonna be a great life with you)
· When you cook for him (and when he cooks for you)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
· No to knife play, biting, or excretory play(he sees so much shit at work, and he thinks that people into that are s i c k.)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
· Daveed loves to give AND receive. He almost didn’t last the first time he felt your lips around his cock.
· He thinks you’re the sweetest thing in the world, eating you out is his favorite way to wake you up.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
· Depending on the time he has. He knows exactly how move so that you feel all of him
· That makes you scream
· However he does it, he makes you feel like the only girl in the world
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
· They’re alright, nothing compares to the real thing though. He prefers to take his time with you.
· He just shows up at your door on his lunch break, and you know exactly what you’re doing for the hour. You have such an effect on him that when he goes home, everyone notices how relaxed he is
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
· Anything you suggest, he’ll try it, and vice versa. Y’all trust each other
· It depends on the place, because sometimes you get really nervous about being out in the open(in the booth at a bar, around his parent’s house etc.)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
· He can go three rounds in a night and before you wake up in the morning, he’s ready again. He can last for an hour.
· Loves the way you touch him and enjoys making sure you’re ready.
· Foreplay is his holy grail.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
· He’s never used any toys, but he’s eager to learn how all of yours work.
· He has fun pleasuring you until you pass out once he learns what you like.
· He randomly buys you toys and lingerie. Sometimes he takes you with him. He spoils you because he feels so lucky to have you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
· Good grief, you knew Daveed was a teaser the first moment his truck showed up on your front gate. It was a hot, summer day and he wore a tight t-shirt (as if he had to convince you to buy his family’s products)
· Sometimes he’ll “forget” his flannel or lick his lips obscenely
· During sex he’s not very coy. He’ll make you beg for every part of his body explicitly.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
· He is loud, but you don’t mind at all. You’ve always needed a man who could shout the roof off.
· It doesn’t really matter because the neighbors aren’t that close. Once, he hollered during a blowjob and your dog got alarmed, scratching at your bedroom door.
· You’ve got to figure out how to make him growl at you more often…
· When he moans, you just want to do whatever he wants
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
· Farmer! Daveed will always, wine and dine you on the classic records (blame his father). He knows good music! It makes you soft when he sings along.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
· He’s a big boy, you noticed the first time you saw his all-weather work boots.
· When you finally see him, Daveed tells you afterward that you had a big smile on his face.
· He’s thick and circumcised, and very pretty
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
· He works up a large appetite on the farm all day, so he comes over late and more than ready to unwind with you.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
· He’s ready to knock out, but he has to make sure you’re comfortable. Unless you’ve really worn him out, he takes his time to fall asleep.
· Daveed is just willing to relax and cuddle beside you.
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788.
What's on your wish list right now? >> Nothing.
What are you behind on? >> As far as I know, nothing.
What did you get rid of that you wish you had kept? >> ---
Who do you miss? >> ---
Does your hometown have bad memories attached to it? >> As in, the place I was born? Sure, but not anything really compelling.
Are you spiritually dead? Or are you spiritually alive? >> This concept doesn’t really make any sense to me.
Do you feel in control? >> Sometimes, sometimes not. As far as I understand it, it’s all illusory either way.
Have you found any cures for loneliness besides company? If so, what? >> Yeah -- remembering that I actually enjoy the freedom that solitude offers, and that I prefer quality over quantity when it comes to social interactions. Also, the Inworlders are excellent company and far more fulfilling than my experiences so far with outworld people.
How many subscribers do you have on your youtube channel? >> ---
Does it irritate you when someone has a dream but does nothing to work toward it? >> Why would that have anything to do with me? What reason should I have to assume that a person who dreams of something should be working towards it in a way that I can see and approve of?
What color nail polish do you want to put on next? >> ---
Do you own pastel-colored pants? >> Nope.
Do you find the concept of colorblindness fascinating? >> Sort of, yeah. Simply because I can’t imagine it.
Which site have you been bullied on the most? >> I haven’t been bullied on any site.
Do you hate your hair? Or do you love it? Or are you indifferent toward it? >> I find it to be far more trouble than it’s worth, which is why I keep it buzzed.
Who in your family is colorblind? >> ---
Do you ever wear sunglasses indoors? >> Yeah, because my eyes are sensitive to light.
Do you get hugs on a daily basis? >> No.
If not, when was the last time you received a hug? >> I don’t know.
Who do you wish loved you? >> Well, it would have been nice to have experienced parental love. Too late for that now.
Who do you wish cared about you still? >> ---
Does snow and ice ever got on the inside of you window panes? >> No.
What do you do for pain? >> I rarely experience it, and when I do it’s usually taken care of by some Aleve. Assuming we’re talking about physical pain, of course.
What type of lotion do you use? >> I use whipped shea butter for most of the year, but in the summer I use Aveeno.
Do you own wool socks? >> No.
What color socks are you wearing? >> I’m not wearing any.
Name everyone you know who's first name has a Z in it. >> I don’t think I know anyone with a Z in their name. Oh, wait, I know a Mackenzie.
What were your favorite clothing stores in high school? >> ---
If you watch Niki and Gabi, which twin do you think has the best style? >> I don’t even know what that is.
Name a youtuber whom you think acts shallow and superficial. >> Oh, Niki and Gabi must be youtubers. Anyway, I don’t watch any youtubers that I think behave like that, so...
If you had an identical twin, what would he or she be named? >> ---
Do you know anyone who has twin babies or toddlers? If so, what are their names? >> No.
Would you ever want to have twins? >> I don’t want to have one child, let alone more than one.
Who has the cutest babies on your facebook newsfeed? >> ---
If you could have a car in any color you wanted, which color? >> Man, I hate it when I take two surveys by the same survey-maker in a row and half the questions on the first survey show up on the second. That’s on me, though.
What do you think is the best color for bridesmaid dresses? >> ---
What is your favorite color, do you look good in it, & do u wear it a lot? >> Gold. Yes. No.
Name someone you know who hates pink. >> *shrug*
What is your favorite Avril Lavigne song? >> ---
Do you think Taylor Swift's hair looks better wavy&long, or short/straight? >> I can’t imagine giving a fuck about Taylor Swift’s hair.
What's a song lyric that you like? >> Thinking of song lyrics off the top of my head when prompted is not a skill I have.
Do you listen to Casting Crowns? >> No. I almost got whoever-this-is confused with Counting Crows for a second.
If you were on the Ellen show and got asked to perform a hidden talent, what would you do? >> I wouldn’t be on the Ellen show, and even if I was, she’d have to ask someone else.
Do you kill bugs? >> Not usually / intentionally.
Have you killed any bugs today? >> No.
Tacos or burritos? >> Tacos.
Do you watch As/Is and Ladylike on youtube? If so, who's your favorite character on those channels? >> I’ve never even heard of these folk.
Are you subscribed to Miranda Sings? >> No. Is that where that one Netflix show comes from? Forget the name of it now... gah.
What do you wish you had money to buy? >> You know, furniture and good shoes and stuff.
Have you ever did something and been afraid of getting caught? >> Sure. I shoplifted for years, after all.
Have you ever had a bedroom that had wallpaper on the walls? >> No.
Which youtuber has the best bedroom? >> ---
What color were your bedroom walls in high school? >> Off-white or white or something.
Do you own any rompers? >> No.
What was the last music festival you went to? >> Taste of Chaos, way back in like 2007.
Would you ever hitchhike? Why or why not? >> No. Because that’s a level of risk I’m not willing to assume.
Name someone you know who is a hippie. >> I don’t know any hippies.
What's one thing you've done to celebrate Earth Day? >> I don’t celebrate Earth Day.
Who do you love? >> Oh, you know.
Do you use window clings (aka window stickers)? >> No.
What color is your stapler? >> I don’t have a stapler.
Do you have a desk that you sit at in your room? >> No, I have a desk that I sit at in the living room. I can’t fit a desk in my room.
What do you miss about college? >> ---
Was your middle school crush the same as your high school crush? >> ---
Have you ever been homeschooled? >> No.
What was your high school's mascot? >> I don’t remember.
What was your college's mascot? >> ---
What is/was your dream school? >> The one university I was even moderately interested in was Hampshire, but that was a while ago and I really don’t want to go to school, period.
Do you wish you could talk to someone about your past? If so, who? >> A therapist, lmao. Like.
What is your favorite food? >> ---
Did you eat dinner today? >> It’s midday.
What motivates you? >> I’m not sure.
Have you ever completed a weight loss program? >> No.
Which restaurant has the best smoothies? >> I don’t know.
Are you truly happy with your life? >> I’m never sure how to answer this. My feelings about my life change depending on a variety of factors. At this very moment, I’m okay with life.
What was the last thing you cooked on the stove? >> ---
What was the last thing you were mad at a doctor about? >> ---
Do you have the heat turned on right now? >> No, thank god. Finally.
Where you live, is it possible to get sunburned&frostbitten in same week? >> From what others have reported, yeah, probably. Michigan has weird weather patterns, especially between seasons.
Do you own a Vera Bradley purse? >> No.
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Harry took one look at the survey && rolled his eyes. What a waste of fucking time. As if they were all going to BOND because a survey supposedly confirmed they could be f r i e n d s . Or at the very least good roommates ?? Whatever. Harry quickly wrote his name, crossing out the rest of the questions with EASE. Besides, they knew who he was already.
Instead, cursive letters inked the paper — If you put me with someone annoying, I’ll make sure the trip is absolute hell. Ending the sentence with a thick period, annoyance festering as it usually did with life’s POINTLESS trifles.
The usual smug smirk dipped over his lips, carelessly turning the questionnaire in without a second thought.
so yeahhh, because my son is the way he is ... i filled it out for him bless up. why do i love harry bingham when i fucking hate him ?? idk fam, idk.
BASIC INFORMATION
FULL NAME: Harold Theodore Bingham PRONUNCIATION: H EH - r uh l d th EE - uh - d aw r b IH ng-uh m MEANING: estate ruler / army leader REASONING: Harold was his great-grandfather’s name, while Theodore is is father’s name that’s been passed down for quite a while as either a first/middle kinda deal NICKNAME(S): Harry, Har ( though he doesn't like it ) Bingham, Pretty Boy PREFERRED NAME(S): Harry, just Harry unless you want a punch or a mean remark bless BIRTH DATE: April 13th, 2001 AGE: 18 ZODIAC: Aries !! GENDER: Male PRONOUNS: He/Him ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteroromantic SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual NATIONALITY: American ETHNICITY: wonder bread
BACKGROUND
BIRTH PLACE: West Ham, CT HOMETOWN: West Ham, CT SOCIAL CLASS: Upper/Close to the 1% FATHER: Theodore Bingham † MOTHER: Karen Bingham SIBLING(S): Stacy Bingham ( 12 ) BIRTH ORDER: Harry, Stacy PET(S): In the Bingham household ?? Never. OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: He’s surrounded by family, they usually always have at least two reunions a year. However he’s never felt close to them ?? So he’d never list their names here really. He’s only somewhat close to his immediate family. Though, he was close to his nanny growing up if that counts bless PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS: it’s a list of like ... relatively short lasting relationships, hookups, && one night stands, until his most recent, kelly, which is probably his longest lasting one ?? ARRESTS?: Technically, on record, none :). He’s definitely been caught like, trespassing, underage drinking, && drunk driving lbh ... but yeah, no record. i hate him. PRISON TIME?: N/A
OCCUPATION & INCOME
SOURCE OF INCOME: intern at parent’s company / his parents CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?: he doesn’t really like it tbh, but it’s done his family well so after college he definitely plans to continue the legacy && make if flourish even more. PAST JOB(S): n/a SPENDING HABITS: *throws money in trash can* MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: the gold ring with the bingham family insignia his father gave him when he turned 13 ( made him feel like he finally belonged you feel ) though he’d tell you it’s everything he owns ... i hate him
SKILLS & ABILITIES
TALENTS: bringing people together ( or apart ), lightening the mood ( or you know, fucking it up too ), banter, racing, fixing cars SHORTCOMINGS: oh honey — saying shit he doesn’t mean, his own arrogance, addictive personality, emotional invulnerability, aloof nature, shall i continue ?? LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: English, French, Italian DRIVE?: Hell yeah JUMP-STAR A CAR?: Yes CHANGE A FLAT TIRE?: Yes, but he’d rather pay someone to do it before ever doing it himself RIDE A BICYCLE?: nope catch me crying SWIM?: Yes PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?: Does learning the recorder in 3rd grade count ?? PLAY CHESS?: Yes BRAID HAIR?: Yes ( Stacy made him learn since he was the only one home most of the time ) TIE A TIE?: Yes, his father practically taught him that in the womb. PICK A LOCK?: nah. he’s more into the jump the fence, break some glass, make a fucking scene, kinda trespassing
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS
FACE CLAIM: Alex Fitzalan EYE COLOR: dark brown, specks of gold in natural light HAIR COLOR: Chestnut Brown HAIR TYPE/STYLE: Curly && wavy, his hair texture kinda varies by each strand unless he properly styles it ... which he does when feeling okay GLASSES/CONTACTS?: No, but he definitely likes the aesthetic of glasses sometimes. Like bet money on his ivy interviews he wore glasses ... did i mention i hate harry bingham ?? DOMINANT HAND: Right HEIGHT: 5′10″ WEIGHT: 140/150ish lbs ??? BUILD: Slender Muscular EXERCISE HABITS: it’s rather irregular and depends heavily on his mood. if he’s in a good/okay mood then a few times a week. otherwise it’s hard to do much of anything, let alone work out you know. SKIN TONE: light with pink/tan undertones TATTOOS: none PIERCINGS: none MARKS/SCARS: small dark birth mark near his right, outer ankle. shoulders/back && cheeks tend to get rather freckly in the summer && he hates it. some random cuts && bruises from blacked out drunk/high escapades, the occasional hickey bye. NOTABLE FEATURES: dimples when he actually smiles, white af teeth, the hair™ USUAL EXPRESSION: either completely unamused or smirking tbh CLOTHING STYLE: designer, preppy — think polos, ironed pants, or cuffed skinny jeans, all paired with some boat shoes. sometimes when he’s not feeling so great he’ll wear a plain tee/hoodie JEWELRY: gold pinky ring ( mentioned above ), apple watch on occasion ALLERGIES: long haired cats BODY TEMPERATURE: runs hot 😏 DIET: no such thing, boy’s metabolism is fast, the lucky son of a bitch. PHYSICAL AILMENTS: N/A
PSYCHOLOGY
MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral TEMPERAMENT: Choleric / Melancholic ELEMENT: Fire MENTAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS: Anxiety, Depression, Toxic Masculinity 👀 SOCIABILITY: Moody™, but very social. Popular™. EMOTIONAL STABILITY: um ... he tries ?? it’s not good though, nope. PHOBIA(S): autophobia ( fear of being alone ), atychiphobia ( fear of failure ) ADDICTION(S): coffee, opiods, alcohol, etc DRUG USE: yes please ALCOHOL USE: yes please PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: if provoked yes, or if he feels the need to protect/stand against something.
MANNERISMS
QUIRKS: easily annoyed, rolls his eyes a lot, has a comeback for almost everything ( even if it’s just a fuck you ) HOBBIES: cars, racing, sailing ( learned from his dad ), HABITS: drinking, swearing, pills, drinks coffee every morning NERVOUS TICKS: furrowed brows, pacing/unable to stand still, hand twitching, squinting eyes DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS: Money, Perfectionism, doing the Bingham name justice FEARS: Being forgotten, Isolation, Losing the rest of his family/the few he cares about, Death, Fatal Illness POSITIVE TRAITS: Charming, Adventurous, Witty, Ambitious, Assertive, Protective NEGATIVE TRAITS: Moody, Enigmatic, Cocky, Prideful, Destructive, Sarcastic, Stubborn, Impatient SENSE OF HUMOR: sarcastic, dark DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?: he fucking literally fucking says fuck every fucking other fucking word :D CATCHPHRASE(S): fuck you cassandra, fuck off, fuck you, fuck me, fuck that, we’re playing fugitive tonight
FAVORITES
ACTIVITY: Racing / Sailing ANIMAL: Otters BEVERAGE: any && all alcohol™ ... or secretly strawberry hi-c don’t @ him. BOOK: never let me go by kazuo ishiguro CELEBRITY: Margot Robbie COLOR: Navy Blue && Dark Gray DESIGNER: Balenciaga && Ralph Lauren FOOD: loaded fries FLOWER: blue stars GEM: Sapphire/Diamond HOLIDAY: halloween MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: he has a lot of favorite cars, but his black maserati ( aka the fugitive car ) is probably his favorite. he also likes helicopters MOVIE: Fight Club, The Wolf on Wall Street, The Breakfast Club MUSICAL ARTIST: blackbear, Drake are two of his go-tos, though the list is long QUOTE/SAYING: “Just do it.” boy bye SCENERY: nothing like overlooking a long wooden dock into a bright blue lake surrounded by trees SCENT: cedar, sandalwood — anything kinda woody/musky ?? bless. SPORT: golf SPORTS TEAM: his father always rooted for the yankees, so he roots for the yankees TELEVISION SHOW: Mad Men WEATHER: cloudy with just a bit of sun peaking through, bright blue sky — not too hot, not too cold. VACATION DESTINATION: anywhere near a body of water, though he’s particularly fond of lake como in italy cause there’s a bit of everything ?? mountains, the lake, beautiful architecture, etc :’)
ATTITUDES
GREATEST DREAM: living that ‘american dream’ baby GREATEST FEAR: peaking in high school, being forgotten/not wanted (yet you push people away boii water u doing ?!), being vulnerable ... again there’s a long fucking list MOST AT EASE WHEN: in a fast car, living that reckless™ lifestyle LEAST AT EASE WHEN: realizing what a dumbass he is && having to apologize for it BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT: getting into brown && columbia off some actual merit && not just money wow BIGGEST REGRET: not really being there for his dad near the end bc that would mean being vulnerable && saying goodbye coming on this fucking trip MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: losing the student body president position to cassandra BIGGEST SECRET: which one you want honey ?? TOP PRIORITIES: for everything to stay the same / go back to the way it was :) :( :) :(
#newhamhq: task#( * you say a lot of things you don't mean !! ) — headcanons.#task 001.#death mention tw#drug mention tw#depression tw
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70 questions, tagged by @stan-the-best-stan-monsta-x thx bby
1. do you have a good relationship with your parents? uhhh... well me & my mom generally have a good time, she acts more sisterly if that makes sense?? but me and my dad butt heads A LOT and do not get along very often.
2. who did you last say “i love you” to? see i’m pretty uncomfortable physically saying the words but like probably my cat or something lol.
3. do you regret anything? um YES let’s see off the top of my head: dying my hair red in the sixth grade, putting waaaay too much cheese on the pizza i had the other day, and being such a shitty student this year haha.
4. are you insecure? yES. i mean i have this rule that everyone who knows me in irl knows. like no one is allowed to take pictures of me. or share pictures of me. if they want a picture i have to take it or i have to direct them. there are years of pictures of my growth or w/e missing and it pisses my parents tf off lol.
5. what’s your relationship status? single as the day i exited the womb
6. how do you want to die? preferably when i’m asleep i mean??? like i don’t wanna feel anything so...
7. what did you last eat? pork? and then right after whipped cream from a can because that’s who i am as a person.
8. played any sports? hahahahahah fun fact i don’t play sports because i have really weak ankles - i’ve sprained both of them twice!
9. do you bite your nails? ugh yes... i had three years where i didn’t but now i do. :/ i’m trying to break the habit by carrying an unlimited amount of nail files with me. i miss having long nails SO MUCH.
10. when was your last physical fight? two nights ago, my mom came home after work at like midnight and hid behind a wall to scare me, which resulted in a ninja-like slap from me.
11. do you like someone? the beauty of being socially awkward and anxious and being in a uni where you don’t have to talk to anyone means there is no one to get to know and crush on. nice. :-)
12. have you ever stayed up 48 hours? no, i’ve stayed up for 37 but that was the longest and i was... pretty wacked out by then but that’s a story for another time.
13. do you hate anyone at the moment? if i do i’ve blocked them from my mind i??? can’t think of anyone at this particular moment, probably just fictional characters.
14. do you miss someone? i’m gonna say this really adorable cat named toby that i saw at a petsmart like a year ago. i hope he found a good home.
15. have any pets?
three cats! boris, pepper, and widget.
16. how exactly are you feeling at the moment?
um a little bit numb because i’m sitting on my foot but otherwise neutral.
17. ever made out in the bathroom? no
18. are you scared of spiders?
yeah the story of the first time i stayed up for a full 24 hours relates to a spider. also when i was very little i had a night terror where i had materialized a tarantula the size of me on top of me in my bed and well. that scarred me for life yanno?
19. would you go back in time if you were given the chance? fuckin yeah i’d tell myself not to confess to that one guy. embarrassing
20. where was the last place you snogged someone? never lol
21. what are your plans for this weekend?
crying before i start work on monday. i really don’t wanna go back, fuck.
22. do you want to have kids? how many? yeah! i already made a pact with myself that if i’m still single when im in my thirties i will adopt some kids.
23. do you have piercings? how many? just my ears~
24. what is/are/were your best subject(s)? um well once it was english but NOT ANYMORE LOL
25. do you miss anyone from your past?
no, i don’t think so.
26. what are you craving right now?
surprisingly more of the pork i had earlier even tho i didn’t really like it lol??
27. have you ever broken someone’s heart?
no
28. have you ever been cheated on?
no, kinda have to have had a boyfriend for that to happen
29. have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
no
30. what’s irritating you right now? the exam i have tomorrow. i should have withdrawn from that class i’m gonna have two F’s on my transcript wails
31. does somebody love you? my youngest cat. i am her mom.
32. what is your favourite color? black, pink in your area
33. do you have trust issues? yes but at the same time no
34. who/what was your last dream about? omg k let me get out my dream journal hang on... okay a short synopsis: my friend owned a burger king in this area near our high school (idk??) and i worked there w her, her boyfriend, and a few other people but one of the guys took my uniform which was, by the way, for some reason pastel blue and pink overalls but like shorts? and they were puffy like winter jackets. and then so i couldn’t work but i was still there and then allison and lydia from teen wolf walked in and we had like a reunion bc apparently we were friends lol and then scott came in and then stiles came in after him and i like ran to him and we hugged. idk what happened in my head man.
35. who was the last person you cried in front of? omg... my roommate. because i read a really sad fic and i tried to hide my tears w my blanket bUT SHE CAUGHT ME and then i started laughing while bawling my eyes out simultaneously bc i was embarrassed rip.
36. do you give out second chances too easily? gdi yeah i do. but i’ll bitch abt the person a fair amount first.
37. is it easier to forgive or forget? forgiving is hard but i’d never want to forget anything someone did to me. i’d want to remember so i can caution myself to make sure the same thing doesn’t happen again.
38. is this year the best year of your life?
um no unless the second half is gonna have a really great turn around.
39. how old were you when you had your first kiss? well i can tell you at this rate i’ll be 20 or over when it finally happens
40. have you ever walked outside completely naked? (réka omfg i laughed so hard at ur answer) no i have not. but once i forgot to take my pajamas off and just put my clothes over them and then when i went to the bathroom later in the day i was really fucking confused
51. favourite food?
well you got ur meats, steak, bacon, any sort of chicken. but you got pizza too. and you got sugar waffle cones... i mean like how am i to pick?
52. do you believe everything happens for a reason? i mean i hope it does because otherwise that’s just a big fuck u from the universe.
53. what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
(réka fuck me up enter the realm of exo) um i read exo fics and then i was on @vixx17andbtsimagines‘s blog catching up on her stuff.
54. is cheating ever okay? noooooooooooooo~~~~~~ its not like wtf is that why would you put someone through the pain that’s so shitty. idc the circumstance.
55. are you mean?
no i’m really not but my face and fast-paced walk and avoidance of ppl makes them think i’m a mega-bitch. seriously, at least three of my friends have told me that was their first impression of me yikes.
56. how many people have you fist fought?
technically two but very lowkey. the first one was a very hesitant, light slap to the face of this boy when i was in the sixth grade - i was very scared to do this but afterwards he cried and said i broke his jaw lmAO. and this doesn’t really count but this guy i was friends with was sitting across from me at a table and he jokingly threw a plastic fork at me and out of pure reflex i smacked him across the face. this has happened more than once disclaimer rofl.
57. do you believe in true love?
books make me want to believe it. but i don’t really know. i feel that can only be answered by someone who’s experienced it idk??
58. favourite weather?
just... march, october, and november because that is when there are no bugs and it’s cold enough to wear pants and the bulk of my clothes without sweating/freezing.
59. do you like the snow?
yeah if i’m not in it lol. those canadian winters, man
60. do you wanna get married? yeah i’d like to one day, but when i think abt having the ceremony i get very anxious haha
61. is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? that depends on the person?? but i feel like i’d personally be such a sucker for it if it was from the right guy lol
62. what makes you happy?
the rare perfect cup of coffee, music, smyang’s music box version’s of songs, exo and bts crack videos (i die every time), having a good ass sleep with my body pillow to name a few.
63. would you change your name? yeah i go by aluri everywhere because its what i want to change my name to. by this point i’ve ‘had’ it for ten years and even though my family/irl friends don’t call me it, that’s all the online knows me as.
64. would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
well the last person i kissed was in a dream and it was mark from got7 so no, not at all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
65. your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? i don’t have one of those anymore so
66. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? no?
67. who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
shocker it was my dad lmao
68. who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? my roommate. which sucks because we aren’t roomies anymore and i’m gonna miss our car talks so much. :/
69. do you believe in soulmates?
if the reason i haven’t been so much as looked at by a guy is because the world is saving me for my soulmate then sure. but otherwise NO
70. is there anyone you would die for? my oldest cat boris. :/ he’s kind of my best friend so what’re you gonna do, you feel? i love doing things like this as an excuse to talk abt myself & it was really fun so thank you for tagging me babe @stan-the-best-stan-monsta-x and i loved reading yours!! and um gonna tag my two mains again @tearsmp4 @bunmyeon because a) i love them b) i have no other friends seriously also @sooberri if you wanna do this i’d like to know more about you as creepy as that sounds ^^
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this turned into a lot of talking i’m drunk sorry
since i love talking about myself and i’m working on finishing all the random cider/alcoholic drinks in my fridge i appeciate @chitown-sounder for tagging me in this
1) How tall are you? I’m 5′7″ and I don’t have anything else to say about that.
2) What Color And Style Is Your Hair? My hair is medium brown which is v boring I want to dye it like daaaaaaark brown in an attempt to match my fingernails and my wardrobe which are both slowly entering the shadow realm until I can finally take my rightful place as an all powerful witch of darkness where I belong. Lately I’ve been working on growing my hair back out, right now it’s just below the middle of my back bc a year and a half ago I decided I wanted to go back to the bob I had in senior year of high school. Generally speaking my hair is an awful mess.
3) What Color Are Your Eyes? Depending on the day/weather/my mood/the color of my shirt it varies between blues and greens and greys. I wish I was constantly crying so they could be green always.
4) Do You Wear Glasses? Yeah and tbh people always ask me why I don’t wear contacts and like why the fuck would I? When I got glasses in the 10th grade (After 3 years of staring at a computer screen bc I got obsessed with writing and never wanted to leave the house I developed near-sightedness like a fuckin dope) I was hype af they somehow made my face look less round imo like honestly my glasses make me look older and less pudgy and I fuck with that shit. I, like my dawg Cody, also am getting new glasses in like a week or so (They’ll be in on the 11th and I’m reeeeady) and I got 2 pairs, one of which is the same rectangle shape I’ve always had and the other one is more fahionable and maybe I’ll like them??? I better bc they were expensive but they were literally buy one get one free so....... Idk they’re more round shaped I can’t wait to put new accessories on my face
5) Do You Have Braces? I never did and it’s funny I always had a fucked up dental situation ok my front 4 teeth on the top were shaped like |_|_/\_||_| it wasn’t a gap or anything my teeth were just angled like that??? Apparently there was a bone in my gum where it shouldn’t have been and it was keeping my teeth from growing right and so when I was like 8 they did a removal of all 4 teeth like - ya girl was in the third grade missing my 4 front teeth??????????? Embarrassing anyway they took out the teeth and when I went back a few months later to get the bone out there was literally no bone there? There was no explanation for it it just wasn’t there and my teeth grew back in perfect. My teeth aren’t perfect by any means like I have a severe overbite and my lower row has a small gap in the front and also I had a fuckin tooth that grew in the middle of the roof of my fucking mouth????????????????????????? Teeth are so weird anyway that tooth got taken out and I’m just here living with a semi-ok mouf now
6) What Is Your Fashion Sense? Whatever I feel like wearing when I get out of bed 15 mins before I’m supposed to be at work lmao whatever takes the least effort and still looks put together enough. There’s a lot of black and particularly black leggings bc they almost pass for dress pants which works for my job. Also a lot of camisoles paired with shawl/overshirt things idk what they’re called. And jean shorts whenever I’m not at work.
7) Do You Have Any Siblings? I have 4 step sibs and 3 sisters - my sister Candace is 28 and got married last year, we always argue about politics (we are on the same side but she is a realist and I’m a romantic) but we love each other even though she makes me cry from emotions and frustration. My step brother John is 27 and he’s always been a fuckin dickhead even when we were kids and they were just my neighbors and not my step sibs - yes my father is dating a woman who used to live across the street from us in the neighborhood I grew up in - He is v strong and has strong opinions, has a lot of tattoos and is a misogynist. My sister Jackie is 26 and is a human fucking landfill who I haven’t spoken directly to in 4 months bc she got mad at me when I showed concern about her boyfriend being abusive, then he did beat her ass and when I tried to talk to her about it she fuckin blocked me on Facebook. Oh yeah and she’s pregnant with his kid and won’t stop smoking cigars. Fucking landfill. My step sis Amanda is 23, always a good time even if she’s a super thot, she has 2 babies who I love more than anything and she lets men make a fool out of her more often than not. I love her. My step brother Chris is my fave step sib mainly bc he went from being an actual juvenile delinquent, arrested and then on parole at age 15 even, to being the first of his family to graduate high school on the same day as me, with a steady job and a wife and a baby and paying his own bills I’M SO PROUD OF HIM. My step sister Tory is 19 and she doesn’t have a real name she’s just Tory, is a bigger fuckin thot than Amanda literally this bitch is in the DM’s of every dude I know and I’m not shaming her like boo do whatever u wanna do but be better at it? Be a boss ass bitch and don’t let ppl make fun of u for being a human disaster? My younger half-sister Dalaney (Literally, named after Dale Earnhardt thanks to my trash father lmao) is 11 and she lives with her mother in Minnesota. She comes to see us every summer and she is so fucking funny, she is a tomboy and she is a sassmaster just like the rest of us I love her sfm.
8) What Kind Of Student Are You? I was an honors sudent, took AP classes and barely skirted by (But passed the final exams while my geek fuckin classmates sobbed bc they failed lmao) I graduated with a 4.89 so like, I was litty. I never studied bc why would i read the same thing twice? I also missed a day a week from 6th grade to graduation, bc I was “sick” but really I didn’t feel like going. My mom thought I was lactose intolerant bc I faked sick so much. One time Amanda and I let my mom drive us to school only to walk home (3 miles) and get stopped by a police officer 20 feet from my front door, he wanted to know why we weren’t at school and we lied and said we missed the bus but our moms were fine with us not going to school that day. That fuckin cop offered us a ride to school so we had no choice but to go to school after all that!!!! Then in senior year when my mom left me to live with Jackie I was literally missing 2-3 weeks at a time until the AP was like “If u miss 40 days of school this semester you will be considered a drop out” and I was like “Fuck” so I finished and graduated and never went to college because fuck the education system tbq fuckin h.
9) What Are Your Favorite Subjects? Math, History, English, Human Geography. I loved learning, that was why I never wanted to be at school, everything was fucking boring but when I had the right teachers, in these subjects in particular, I actually wanted to be there.
10) What Are Your Favorite TV Shows? I never watched TV until like the last year, I finally got a Netflix subscription and caught up on shit people have been raving about for years but I was completely late on - Shameless, Orange Is The New Black, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, How To Get Away With Murder, in particular. Otherwise I just watch sports. Literally the only reason I pay for cable is so I can watch sports.
11) Favorite Books? BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH Scott WESTERFELD ANRD NEAL SHUSTERMAN. LIKE OK I’LL BE A HARRY POTTER STAN ALL MY LIFE. BUT. SCOTT WESTERFELD WROTE AN INGENIOUS SERIES ABOUT SOCIETAL STANDARDS OF BEAUTY (uglies/pretties/specials/extras) AND ALSO HIS VAMPIRE SERIES WHERE VAMPIRISM WAS TRANSMitted through sex and cats (peeps, the last days) WERE THE ONLY VAMPIRE BOOKS I EVER READ LMAOOOO. then, fucking neal. fucking neal shusterman changed my entire life for the better with a series about a future where the pro-life/prochoice battle turned into parents literally having the option of just, not dealing with their unruly teens anymore by having their body parts fucking dispersed to ppl who needed like new hearts, arms, etc (unwind/unwholly/unsouled/undivided) FUCKING ICONIC and also THE SERIES NEAL WROTE ABOUT KIDS WHO DIED AND WERE STUCK IN LIMBO BC THIS EVIL BITCH WOULDN’T LET THEM GO TO HEAVEN (everlost/everwild/everfound) GOD I LOVE BOOKS SO FUCKING MUCH OK. ALSO FOR MY NON-RELIGIOUS ASS EAST OF EDEN BY JOHN STEINBECK IS FUCKIN EVERYTHING. LIFE OF PI ALSO FUCK AND TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD BOOKS ARE GREAT.
12) Favorite Pastimes? If I’m not Netflix binging or watching sports or going to the movies with my friends or drinking with the one friend I have who I can drink with, I’m writing. I have literally 25 characters now I’m fucking trash but I love them all so much ok leave me alone.
13) Any Regrets? Nah I think I’m the smartest most reasonable person on the planet so I think everything I do is right and not questionable at all lmao.
14) What Is Your Dream Job? Huh. Hard to say. I’m doing something I love now, and my boss has been in the business for 20 years and his business pulls in 5 mil a year so like.......... I could stand to keep doing this for a long time. Honestly I’ve never had a direction in life so now that I found an occupation that I love I think this might be my dream job.
15) Do You Want To Get Married? No lmao marriage is a patriarchal social construct and what’s the point? To legally be able to call someone mine? I don’t like people enough to want to spend my entire life with one.
16) Do You Want To Have Kids? I never in my life want to give birth to a child. That shit is not for me. I have 5 nieces and nephews, a pregnant sister, and another sister who plans on having at least 2 someday. I don’t need no babies. I’ll be the cool vodka aunt who encourages my trash siblings’ kids to follow their hearts and encourages them to be gay if they’re feeling gay. I have always liked the idea of waiting until I’m like 40-45 and rich, and adopting a 10-12 y/o kid bc those kids never get adopted and I’ll just be the best parent to them.
17) How Many Countries Have You Visited? I’ve never left the United States lmao. Fuck me right???????????????/
I have finished 3 bottles of beer/beer-like substance while writing this and the Rangers just fuckin lost go figure. I want @gingeronastick and @chrisarchers to do this and also whoever else feels like it ok ily babes
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Better Eight Than Never --- Chapter 23: Some good and knot so good feelings
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Toda groaned.
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“I’m trying to sleep, phone...” He murmured, turning over in his bed, and then cringing in pain as he put pressure on his leg. Oh right, his life wasn’t exactly normal anymore… He carefully sat up, pulling the blankets off to get a look at his leg. Bato’d put the bandage up as high as he could, most of it able to be hidden under a pair of shorts, but he’d still have to wear actual pants if he wanted to be on the safe side… He took a moment to watch a few raindrops trickle down his window before leaning over and picking up his phone; There was a chance these texts would be important. When he saw it was from Jill and neither in all caps, or spelled properly, he relaxed and pull the covers back over his lap.
J: Hey T are you up yet?
J: I was wondering how u r
T: yah im up
T: im donig okay, prty sore tho
T: wbu?
J: Im good
T: good 2 haer
J: shoulder still hurts
J: aLOT
J: not suprised ur sore tho
T: yeah
J: r u feelin sick @ all?
J: jus gathrin info 4 S
T: hm...
T: no, i dnot thik so
J: good! :D
T: :)
T: wht bout u?
J: Im fit as a skattele!
J: *Fiddle
T: lol
T: hwo fit s a skattele? :P
J: theyre pretty fit
J: easy ot fit in ym mouth!
J: omnomnomnomnom!
T: LOL XD
J: Do u like skatteles?
T: nto my al-tim favrite, btu i liek tem
J: Ok, then wh@ candies do u like?
T: nything wit choclate
T: especly milk chocolte
T: espcily peant m&ms
J: I'll keep th@ in mind. XP
J: Especially th@ u dont have a peanut allegory
J: *Alligator
J: *A L L E R G Y T: lol XD
T: yah no allergies
J: I cant type 2day!
J: it is a cuuurrseeee
T: sems lik it :P
J: A hilarious curse...
Toda wasn’t quite sure how to reply. He decided he’d try to figure it out while he got himself some clothes for that day. He carefully swung his legs over the edge of the bed and started to stand slowly, but as soon as he started to put weight on his bad leg he winced and sat back down quickly. Alright, it's fine, there's no hurry... He took a few deep breaths, then tried to stand again, putting a hand on his nightstand to brace himself as he put the weight on his leg again. “Okay, so at least I'm standing now...” He murmured as he started to limp towards the closet. Once there he leaned against the wall and looked over his available clothing. His usual layered anchor shirt needed to be washed… and to have the sleeve stitched up… He supposed he’d wear his part-time pirate, and a pair of baggy pants he hadn’t worn in forever, that was bound to be much easier to put on than a pair of jeans, or worse… He just remembered to grab a pair of socks as well before staggering back to his bed and sitting down. Thank Judd that was over, now he could take a bit of a break before changing clothes. Oh, Jill’d messaged him again while he was picking out clothes.
J:... T, how many of th messages did u read from after u stoped rplying yetsrday?
T: um.. I ddn’t rly
T: y?
J: You may want to look again.
T: ok?
Toda frowned a little, starting to pull up the group chat. He hadn't remembered receiving a notification for one after that, though he'd had no signal just before Oz came, and his phone had been muted too--
S: Toda!
S: No
S: answer!
S: Toda Pleaes
S: Toda pleas eanswer
S: I love you
He stopped, eyes settling on the message at the bottom of the chat. "Oh." He said aloud. A blush crept up his face, his stomach butterflies seemed to wake up and promptly triple in number; some of them made their way into his chest, making it feel lighter. "Oh." He repeated, his voice a little softer this time. He couldn't seem to come up with anything else to say.
He sort of lay back for a second, staring up at the ceiling. So.. so his feelings weren't unrequited. They liked him too, loved him too. He actually started to smile, feeling some of the worry that had been sitting with him the last couple of days ebbing away. He should call them and... wait. Should he just call them and tell them? What exactly would he say? Was now even a good time? Maybe in person would be better... but that might not be for a while; he didn't know if they were going to be up to coming to the plaza today... probably not... or would it be better to let them bring it up first? He rubbed his forehead, feeling a few knots starting to mix in with the butterflies, though these were slightly different knots than before.
He realized that Jill was probably waiting for an answer, so he picked up his phone and started to bring up their 1-on-1 chat, when it... occurred to him that Simon had confessed in their group chat room. He grimaced a little, feeling his blush become darker. Oops... He brought up Jill's messages, but the only thing he could think of to say was still just:
T: oh
J: Im sosorry this wa snone of my busniess Ishount ave sad anythung imsosorry i wish idneevr seeniut Ijsut fiue
J:ds thatsome ofs waht s isupsetbout i can hear thm pacing abd i got curios and
T: nonoonno
T: its fin
T: rel yit sok
T: wai
T: r they ok?
J: Im right below their room
J: Theyre pacing more than usual
J: I think... they thought you knew they said that.
T: oh
T: no, i hdant sen it til now
T: m phon was mutde
T: nd teh siganl wsa rell bad ther
A short pause.
J: Do u like them back?
T: yeah, i do
T: I really do
J: Oh thank goodness...
Toda smiled a little, taking a deep breath and trying to get the blushing under control… Simon had been a little awkward after they’d found him… was this why? They thought he’d seen the message?
J: Theyre pacing faster D:
J: MayB when u come over u should talk 2 them
J: or @ lest try.
T: yah...
T: wold tey b up 2 tha tday?
J: MayB
J: Probably just thruogh the door tho
T: ok...
J: @ this point u stand a beter chance than me...
T: oh...?
J: We... havnt been connecting as well snce... the stuff happned.
T: oh...
Toda felt more knots, of a different kind. This wasn’t good…
J: Theyre so distant from me now.
J: Its hard...
J: Sometimes I wonder if... he said something 2 them...
T: ... yeah... its posibl...
J: I wish I could help thm
J: But our encounters r so... the complt opposte.
T: yeah...
J: sryy 4 droppin heavy stuff....
T: its ok
T: i dont mnid
J: are u sure?
T: im sure
T: :3
J: if u say so...
Toda waited a moment, then sighed and began to change his clothes. Part of him wanted to stay at home, his leg hurt so much, but he had to go to the plaza anyway to meet with the squid sisters, so he didn’t really have a choice either way. He’d just have to take some pain medication and hope for the best. And have breakfast, if there was one thing he was fairly sure he’d never do again, it was take food for granted.
He stood up on wobbly legs and straightened his clothes, then slipped his phone into his pocket and limped toward his bedroom door. He paused with his hand over the knob, casting a glance at his Splattershot Jr. and ink tank. Nope, not going to take any chances today. He grunted and bent down to pick them up, and fastened them on before finally heading out of his room and going to get ready for the day.
Bato awoke that morning to the sound of rain tapping on glass, his room dimly tinted gray from the dappled light coming in through his window. He yawned and sat up, looking toward his bed, where he saw Hachi already awake and watching the raindrops glide down the windowpane. "Morning." He greeted, voice still a little heavy from drowsiness.
Hachi gave him a quick glance, but then looked back out the window.
He fell silent, watching the rain as well. It was awfully calming, he had to admit. “How are you feeling?” He asked.
“… Meh...” She croaked after a moment’s pause.
"Looks like it might be a while before we can leave for the plaza." He continued.
Hachi nodded.
“… How long have you been up?” He asked.
She tried to speak again, but just started to cough, deeply and painfully.
He grimaced a bit. "Do you want something to drink?" He asked her.
She nodded, rubbing her throat.
He nodded as well, then stretched and groaned, feeling a bit of pain from where Hachi’s kick had bruised, then got up to get her a cup of water. As he did, he wondered how well Toda was going to be able to watch her with his hurt leg. He could always offer to help, he supposed. And if Toda didn’t let him help, he reassured himself that he was in the same building, so he could respond quickly if something went wrong. He walked back into his room, holding out the glass of water. “Here you go.”
Hachi gave a small nod, then took the glass and took large gulps of water. When she’d finished drinking, she cleared her throat. “Testing… Okay… So what things aren't going to go according to plan with you today?" She asked, voice still a bit rough.
He chuckled. "I think right now all we have planned is to go check in with the Agents at the plaza... I guess anything else will depend on how everyone's feeling. And the weather."
She paused. "... I'm... actually hungry this morning."
"Well, that's good." He said with a nod. "It sounds like both my parents left early this morning, likely to get to work before it started raining, so... There's leftovers we can heat up again, or I could look at making something quick."
"... You have any more oranges?" She asked quietly.
"Yup." He replied. "Stepmom got quite a few the other day."
She nodded. "One of those."
"Alright... hm..." He thought for a moment. "There's still some casserole left... or... I wonder if there's still any pancake mix left, that wouldn't take too long..."
"I'm not having dinner again." She clarified.
"Okay then, that's fine." He said with a small shrug. “Do you think you’ll be able to walk by yourself today?”
“We’ll see.” She grunted, then swung her feet off the bed and stood. “… Looks like we’re okay.”
Bato nodded. “Good. Come on, let’s get some breakfast.” He turned and lead the way down the hall and into the dining room, pulling out a chair for her to sit in. “Go ahead and sit while I get you that orange.” He said, then stepped into the kitchen. As he was opening up the fridge, he got a text from Jill. He began to text her intermittently as he peeled the oranges.
J: B is it raining @ ur house 2?
B: Yup. Might be a while before we can get over there.
J: k
J: just curious.
J: hows 8?
B: She has a bit more of an appetite this morning, so that's a good sign.
J: Oh good
J: She stil fevery?
J: oh man she went through yestrday w a fever course she was so upset
B: I think she's over the fever now
B: Yeah...
J: U think u got it?
B: Not that I can tell
B: And it has been a few days now...
J: Well im not feelin it yet ethir
J: ima have 2 ask T
J: mayB its just an octo thing
B: Maybe
Bato separated the orange slices and put them on a plate, bringing them out to the dining table and setting them in front of Hachi before stepping back into the kitchen. He opened up one of the cupboards and sure enough, there was a box of pancake mix at the top. He brought it down and got ready to start cooking.
J: I realy hope we dnt get it
J: if only 4 S's sake
B: Same here
J: Did ur moms let 8 stay or did u have 2 sneak her in?
J: just curious
B: They let her stay
B: I had to do some pretty fast talking though
J: wh@ did u have 2 tell them?
B: Mostly just reassurances that nothing serious was up
B: I think SMom was starting to think that she was in trouble with the law or something
J: Well....
J: I mean shes probly not WRONG
B: Yeah, probably not
J: I hope theres a rainbow 2day
J: th@ would b cool
B: Yeah, that would b cool
J: U think 8's ever seen a rainbow?
Bato had to consider that for a moment.
B: Hm... I don't know actually
J: MayB u should ask her
J: but if she doesnt kno just leave it a surprise
B: I might do that.
J: :D
After that, Bato began to pour pancake batter onto the griddle and didn’t check his phone any further. He figured that at least if Hachi had seen a rainbow before, that wasn’t what they called it, since she didn’t know what rain was. Then again, that lingual quirk could have survived, he theorized. Language was interesting… Where had words even started in the first place? Probably the word ‘Mom’, it was easy to say, and it had such an important meaning. He’d know, he had two.
He put the pancakes onto a serving plate and turned off the burner, then went back into the dining room. "They're ready--" He broke off, realizing that Hachi was absent from her chair. He quietly cursed and slammed the plate down onto the table, then jogged to the front door. Who knew how far away she could be by now, he should have paid more attention to her, he should have--
The sound of a toilet flushing broke into his thoughts and he froze on the spot. Oh. She’d just gone to the bathroom. He sighed in relief and headed back to the kitchen, getting out another plate and some silverware, then went back into the dining room and started setting up while Hachi came back and sat down.
“Great, more forks.” She muttered.
Bato chuckled a little, turning to head back into the kitchen. "It'll be easier than last night, trust me."
“I don’t think that’s a mistake we’re going to make again.” She replied.
He huffed, then went to the fridge and got out some syrup and butter, setting them down on the table and then sitting down himself. “Alright, so these are pancakes.” He explained. “You eat them like the… um… the breakfast from the other day.”
Hachi’s nose wrinkled in disgust, and her tentacles curled up a little.
“--That is, you put butter and syrup on them to flavor them.” He continued. “Go ahead, try some.” He pushed the bottle of syrup toward her.
Hachi paused, then picked up the bottle and flicked open the cap. She sniffed it, looking a little weirded out. She poured a little on her plate and then licked some off her finger, immediately recoiling.
“Not a fan?” Bato asked.
"Why do you make everything so sweet?" She asked. "Eeegh..."
He couldn't help chuckling a little. "It's what we like, I guess." He said with a shrug, taking the bottle and drizzling some on top of his own pancakes. "You don't have to put any on if you don't want it."
Hachi hesitated, then cut off a bit of butter with her knife and then tried that, face scrunching up again.
“We don’t usually eat butter all by itself.” Bato explained. “Try putting some on a little bit of pancake and let it melt in first." He suggested.
She raised an eyebrow at him and then cut off another piece of butter, dropping it onto her stack of pancakes. She attempted to spread it, but ended up just tearing it while scowling in frustration.
"Let it melt a little first." He advised.
She sighed. “I hate that I can’t go a single meal up here without instruction...”
He paused. “It’ll get better.” As she tried to spread the butter, he dug into his own pancakes, nice, light, and fluffy. They weren’t quite as good as they could be, this box was a little old, but it was still just what he needed this morning. He glanced at Hachi as she finally got a piece of pancake into her mouth. “Well, what do you think?”
“… It’s okay.” She said.
“Not an orange, huh?” He asked.
“Nope.” She agreed.
He nodded and went back to cutting up his pancake. “So, I think I’m going to bring the backpack with me today, just in case you can’t handle walking.”
“Keep running to a minimum.” She snapped.
He nodded. “I’ll do my best.”
She nodded. "I've never thrown up while transformed and I don't want to find out how it works."
He grimaced. "Yeeeah, I can't imagine that would be pleasant."
Hachi paused. "...I say that and then I get curious, but I still don't want to know. especially not in a bag."
He couldn't help chuckling a little bit, but then nodded. "I'll try my best; hopefully we won't have a reason to run anywhere today anyway."
She. "And hopefully I can walk."
"Hopefully." He agreed, taking another bite of pancake.
They ate quietly for a while, until Hachi sighed glumly.
"... You doing alright?" Bato asked.
She shrugged. "I still hurt inside and out, and whatever these things are made of its weird."
Not knowing how to reply, he just nodded.
She paused. "Are these things made with the same thing as the sandwich?"
He nodded. "It's not quite the same, but they're both basically bread."
"Hm... is it plant?" She asked curiously. "Because it doesn't taste like meat."
"It's made with flour, which is ground-up wheat, which is a plant." He replied. "It's basically made by making a dough out of flour, water, yeast, and other things depending on the sort of bread you're making, and then baking it."
“Flour? Oh! I heard of that!” Hachi said. “I think more high up people get to have and use that… But… I thought it was made from grain?”
He blinked. “Well, wheat is a grain.”
“No no no, grain!” She said. “Little white bits about this big.” She gestured with her fingers.
He frowned a little in thought. Why did that sound familiar…? “Oh! We call that rice!” He said, finally making the connection. “Rice flour is a little bit different than wheat flour. Bao is made with rice flour, actually.”
Hachi nodded a little. “… I’ve been missing out on stuff like this all this time...”
Bato gave a huff, only a little amused. He got a text and realized he’d left Jill hanging, pulling out his phone. Though, it wasn’t Jill, it was Toda.
T: u 2 bout redy?
T: rains stppd
"It's from Toda." He said. "He's wondering if we're ready to go."
“I need some water.” Hachi said. “Then I’ll be ready to go.”
He nodded.
B: Yeah, give us about 10 minutes T: k T: tahts probly hw lng itll tke me 2 gt 2 teh elvator nyway :P
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REALLY LONG CHARACTER SURVEY. RULES. repost , don’t reblog ! tag 10 ! good luck ! TAGGED. nobody but i stole it from dislcyal TAGGING. cosmicstardreamer, valilance, mov-lepida, elleonazul, bloodsung if you guys wanna (im not tagging 10 fuck this rule)
BASICS.
FULL NAME : keith kogane NICKNAME : mullet (by lance), keith (general name) AGE : eighteen BIRTHDAY : unknown ETHNIC GROUP : korean NATIONALITY : half-galra LANGUAGE / S : english, korean SEXUAL ORIENTATION : demisexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION : demiromantic RELATIONSHIP STATUS : verse dependent, canonically single HOME TOWN / AREA : born and raised in austin, texas, left the state after his father abandoned him CURRENT HOME : he has no permanent residency. the castle of lions is the closest place to home that he has PROFESSION : a paladin of voltron, specifically the red lion
PHYSICAL.
SKIN : light skin, slightly yellowed/tannish skin from his korean descent. EYES: blue-grey, but can sometimes be seen as a faint purple in certain lights. medium sized eyes that end in points with large irises in the middle of them FACE : a long, thin face that ends in a pointed chin LIPS : sometimes pouty due to his expressions. his lips arent thick, but they certainly arent thin either. theyre a perfect medium. are often cracked because he forgets to drink or just gets lost in what hes doing. doesnt wear chapstick or anything like that either COMPLEXION : is typically pretty good. keith doesnt get much acne, and if he does, he just waits for it to go away. hes one of the lucky ones. he had more acne when he was in the desert probably due to how much dirt he was suspectible to, but after that things calmed down BLEMISHES : no blemishes, no notable faults in his skin SCARS : a scar on his right shoulder from the blade of mamora trials TATTOOS : none HEIGHT : 177.5cm / 5′10″ WEIGHT : 68.04kg / 150lbs BUILD : thin frame, but still built strong from all of his personal body training. has a thin waist and long legs. muscled, but nothing too extensive FEATURES : nothing notable ALLERGIES : none known USUAL HAIR STYLE : black hair cropped into a mullet USUAL FACE LOOK : often emits a grumpy or plain expression, but is perfectly capable of smiling and showing other expressions USUAL CLOTHING : outside of his paladin gear, keith is seen with a half jacket of red, yellow, and white, thats almost designed as a racers jacket, with a black short sleeved shirt, black pants, and red, white, and black boots that come up a little under his knees. he also wears leather fingerless gloves as well as a brown belt with two pouches on their respective sides, his blade hanging in the back
PSYCHOLOGY.
FEAR / S : losing the people hes close to (especially shiro, his closest friend and considered brother), being alone again ASPIRATION / S : defeating zarkon, finding shiro again, finding his family (specifically his mother) POSITIVE TRAITS : adventurous, brave, calm(at times), capable, cautious (also at times), committed, curious, dedicated, determined, faithful, fearless, hardworking, honest, independent, loyal, self confident (typically), skilled NEGATIVE TRAITS : annoyed, argumentative, awkward, feisty, grouchy, hot tempered, impatient, restless, risk-taking, skeptical, stubborn, tactless, unpredictable, MBTI : VIRTUOSO (ISTP) ZODIAC : scorpio (subject to change) TEMPEREMENT : choleric SOUL TYPE / S : The Hunter, The Performer ANIMALS : penguin VICE HABIT / S : crossing his arms, frowning, raising his eyebrow(s), nape scratching, looking off FAITH : agnostic GHOSTS ? : definitely a believer AFTERLIFE ? : yes, but unsure what sort of afterlife it would be REINCARNATION ? : hes on the fence with this one ALIENS ? : oh yes. even before voltron he believed in these things POLITICAL ALIGNMENT : the voltron force EDUCATION LEVEL : high school and military drop out
FAMILY.
FATHER : the man who raised him in austin, texas after his mother disappeared mysteriously. has a scar on his right eyebrow and speaks in a texan accent unlike his son. left keith one day while he was still a young age and keith feels spiteful towards him for this. it is unknown if he is alive. MOTHER : a presumed galran woman that keith cannot remember. he still feels close to her, however, and wonders how that can be even if he does not remember her. it is also unknown if she is alive. SIBLINGS : none known EXTENDED FAMILY : grandparents and other family still reside in korean. only keith and his father lived in the united states NAME MEANING / S : the name “keith” means “wood” and it is derived from scottish heritage. “kogane” is the japanese word for “gold” HISTORICAL CONNECTION ? : unknown
FAVORITES.
BOOK : he hasnt read a book in a long long time MOVIE : alien vs. predator (he hasnt seen a movie in like 500 years let him live) 5 SONGS : the best of you foo fighters, everlong foo fighters, tonight seether, welcome to the black parade my chemical romance, float on modest mouse (he has also not listened to music in forever. he has a small, old, outdated music player) DEITY : he believes that theres a god, just not one that has been named in any religion that hes heard of HOLIDAY : hes always liked halloween despite the fact that he didnt often participate in it MONTH : he doesnt have one SEASON : summer. he likes being outside, being in warm air, and just being relaxed. hes a chilly person despite being associated with the fire element, so the warmer the better. its also what he grew up in, regardless of whether it was in texas or in the shack near the garrison PLACE : the castle of lions is practically home, so thats where he likes to be WEATHER : a little breeze, nothing too crazy, warm weather, sunny SOUND : the people he cares about laughing, comforting voices, the songs he likes SCENT / S : vanilla, the desert, the smell of summer TASTE / S : pineapple pizza, spicy curry (spicy food in general), hot wings FEEL / S : dirt, smooth skin, dog’s fur ANIMAL / S : dogs NUMBER : he doesnt have one COLORS : red, yellow, orange
EXTRA.
TALENTS : moderate mechanical skills (i.e: he built his speeder), hand to hand combat, survival BAD AT : shooting guns (aim), trusting people, opening up to people, conveying deep emotions without being awkward TURN ONS : biting, care, confidence, dirty talking, marks, praise TURN OFFS : inconsiderate, people who assume, rude, talks too much (he can only handle so much), etc HOBBIES : listening to his old music player, staring at his gd blade, sparring (especially against the gladiator) TROPES : "80′s Hair”, “Ace Pilot”, “Half-Human Hybrid”, “No Social Skills”, etc QUOTES : “We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!” (to Lance) || “I have to know!” (to Shiro) || “Good kitty” (idk if this means his quotes or ??? so im just gonna wing it)
MUN QUESTIONS.
Q1 : if you could write your character your way in their own movie , what would it be called , what style would it be filmed in , and what would it be about ? A1 : oh my god dude i dont know omgg....i mean i like to think i write keith pretty well to canon. Q2 : what would their soundtrack / score sound like ? A2 : alksdf im not sure for this one either tbh. i have issues with songs that reminds me of keith because a lot of songs dont remind me of keith Q3 : why did you start writing this character ? A3 : because i love him. and i honestly just fell for him so fast lmfao Q4 : what first attracted you to this character ? A4 : okay im ngl when i started this fandom i thought that shiro was gonna be my favorite (albeit this was only based on looks, but i digress) but then keith entered that room and i felt a legitimate doki in my chest and it was all over from there Q5 : describe the biggest thing you dislike about your muse. A5 : that one scene where he said the thing abt leaving allura made me kinda :// but i think hes gotten better since then Q6 : what do you have in common with your muse ? A6 : i dont think were very similar tbh Q7 : how does your muse feel about you ? A7 : man id hope hed like me i mean im trying my best here Q8 : what characters does your muse have interesting interactions with ? A8 : i have a shit ton of interactions on this blog, before and after that short hiatus i had, so naming them all would be ridiculous, but you definitely see me interacting with a lot of lances. he has a bias towards elleonazul’s lance vwv Q9 : what gives you inspiration to write your muse ? A9 : i dont rly get insp im just thirsty for keith and have no life outside of school lmfao Q10 : how long did this take you to complete ? A10 : probably like 2 hours oh my god im not sure exactly but it took a longass time thats all u need to know
#{ from the ashes I rise (about) }#ooc#i cant believe i just spent like 2 hours doing this holy frick
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16 october 2018
08:00: Turned off alarm, “forced self” not to go back to sleep immediately by thinking, “if you win this battle, you’ll start the day off with a victory, not a defeat,” realizing the latter part of this sentence was redundant, but unable to stop myself from thinking it anyways.
Apologizing to all my “liveblog fans” for the low quality liveblog yesterday, was still feeling very under the weather for almost the entire day. After the last update, I lay down in bed, thinking I was just going to “rest my body a little,” and then, like, literally a second after I lay down, I fell into the deepest nap, which lasted just under four whole hours. I guess my body was a lot more exhausted than I thought?? Regardless, the day felt distinctly “over” after that nap, so I looked at things on the internet (music reviews, YouTube, you know, “the usual”) until around midnight, showered, fell asleep again at one am. Feeling good about that, that I got so much sleep yesterday, like, so much.
Might explain why I woke feeling refreshingly “refreshed” for the first morning in a long time. Still coughing A LOT, but definitely feel a bit less sick than yesterday.
08:10: Turned off alarm for second time after lying in bed with eyes closed, sometimes alternating to eyes open, staring blankly at ceiling. Turned to my side and checked phone, which I keep charging on the nightstand to the right of my bed (the right if you’re lying down on it, not facing it). Briefly checked Facebook, Instagram, skimmed news headlines, checked weather.
08:12: On Tuesdays and Thursdays I have to make an 8:30 class in “McMed,” the medical building situated near the base of one of the ways to get up Mount Royal, so it’s a bit of a trek, and it’s a good twenty-plus minute walk from my apartment. I’ve found that if I power walk, I can get there in around seventeen minutes, depending on how long my strides are. So I need to “hustle,” gotta “hustle my butt to class,” gotta “push my butt up that hill.” Glad the weather is feeling like autumn, but the temperature is, characteristic for Montreal, “dropping rapidly” already… I fear it won’t be “sweater weather” for much longer...
Stood from bed, then, in an “extremely efficient manner,” I feel, in fluid, unstopping motion, put on brown corduroy pants, black short-sleeve t-shirt, flannel over shirt, “bunny sweater” over flannel, filled water kettle with water, set it to boil, went into the bathroom to “assess the situation” of how I looked, splashed water on face and hair, brushed teeth, placed yerba mate bag in mug, poured hot water in mug, put on boots, then sipped from almost-too-hot mate while taking a selfie of me sipping from it to put on Instagram story. Thought, “nice, nice, good job,” while stepping out apartment, knowing I would make it to class on time, and that I was atypically feeling ungroggy, though also a bit dim and unmotivated, though also unstressed, probably a result of the emotional stunting effects I always feel when I have a cold.
08:34: “Made it” with a minute to spare. Sitting in the furthest back row of the large lecture hall. Hey, between you and me, this is actually the first lecture in this psych stats class that I’m going to sit “all the way through.” I know what you’re thinking, please don’t think it, because I already am. I’m such a terrible student, I know, and I’m wasting so much money. The professor for this class is so efficient, and also so empathetic; she took a break partway through the lecture to ask us humorous questions from an old survey given to Americans, like, twenty years ago, including things like: “do you put on your socks and shoes in the order sock-shoe-sock-shoe, or sock-sock-shoe-shoe,” and “do you twirl your spaghetti when you eat it, or do you cut it into pieces?” I laughed “heartily” when nobody raised their hand for sock-shoe-sock-shoe. That order does seem hellish, to a significant degree, to me, at least, though the actual survey of Americans two decades ago said that around a third put their feet-things on in the order sock-shoe-sock-shoe. What the hell.
Got first assignment back and laughed again when the TA who graded it didn’t give me points for the question which I knew I answered inefficiently, though I wrote next to my answer, “I know this is, like, the least efficient way of solving this, but I am so tired please cut me some slack.” Worth the loss of points, in my opinion. At least it gives the graders something to laugh about through the endless hours of mindless marking? In my English midterm last semester, I just rewrote all the questions I didn’t know the answer to, to things that I could actually answer, like, I’d change “Name three German Romantic poets who influenced…” by crossing out “German” and writing in “English,” then writing the answer to the new question I created.
Found myself “pleasantly enjoying” this lecture, but still finding “complete lack of enthusiasm” in knowing I’d have to finally force myself back into the practice rooms to “tickle the ivories” after not touching them for three days as a result of debilitating cold. Picturing Sylvester Stallone saying “this… is not gonna be fun” in his usual gruff delivery, then grimacing slightly, and standing up from previously seated position.
09:49: Thinking, “onto the practice rooms,” while walking to practice rooms. Weather feels “brisk,” like a Subaru commercial. Thoughts while walking: -Going to start referring to eating/drinking as “taking things to the face” -Would people really not wear ripped underwear? re: another survey question asked in class -Maybe I need to “get caffeinated” before practicing, need to update liveblog anyways -Dude vaping Juul-like device, remembering that Juuls are now officially shipping in Canada, except Quebec -Cannabis is going legal in one day here, seems so surreal
Making decision to stop at Tim Hortons on the way to “take a large coffee to the face.”
10:04: Holy crap the line at Tims is almost “out the door,” there’s no way I’m gonna wait for a coffee, heading to Java U instead.
10:10: Mission successful. Large light roast coffee in hand, chosen over dark because of its higher caffeine content. Chose maple milk to put in for the first time ever, feeling “cheery” and “full of grins.” Gonna drink it while updating liveblog in music library, then practice.
10:46: Hey, what’s up, I’m just finishing up today’s first liveblog update!! Now I’m going to post it!! Then I’m going to walk to the practice rooms and practice for a few hours!! Today is going well, I hope your day is going well too! Wow!! I’m thinking the word “wow” a lot today! Wow!!! Here’s some more Kero Kero Bonito lyrics to brighten up your day if it’s going bad, or make it even brighter if it’s going well!! I love you!
I got so much time today I got hopes and dreams and plans all yet to be made So look out the way 'Cos I'm coming through now I got something to do And I'll try As I might To keep up with the light 'Til I'm into bed for the night
I got so much more to say I got books and tapes and canvas bearing the weight But they're not arranged 'Cos it takes too long and I'm still moving on But I don't Even know Where I should be trying to go So I guess I'll follow my nose
And I can't help but think about If the sun ever stays down Will I notice or will I Just be sitting around Ticking a list off Rueing what I said wrong But dawn still greets my windowpanes And as long as I shall Wake up in the morning I got plans
I got so much time today I got so much time today I got so much time today I got so much time
13:40: Okay, so, a good almost-three-hour session. My hands felt like mush for the first hour-and-a-half, which was expected, but after going through the Beethoven and part of the Alkan, they felt strangely not as bad as I thought they would. Feel like I was “hyper-focused” for the first ⅔ of the session, and then only “sort-of focused” for the final third, but it was overall really nice.
Feeling skeptical at how smoothly today is going… Where’s the catch? What’s going on? Something bad is brewing on the horizon, isn’t it… Oh heavens look, it’s me thinking pessimistically again, I’m really not a pessimistic person, why do I keep doing this. Have to “reel in” this sort of behaviour. Today is going well and I’m putting in effort towards having a productive day, and sometimes that effort aligns with chance events that cumulate to a smooth, sometimes even “good” day, that’s all, right?
Gonna “call it” on this session, feeling energy/focus storage for piano “depleted.” Feeling semi-proud of myself for making it to nearly three hours without feeling “depleted” earlier, usually my sessions are most productive capped at two hours, and then if I try to continue I end up wasting more time than I actually use practicing. Might return to the practice room again today before going home, I really should be doing at the very least four hours, but maybe I’ll keep today at three hours, just because starting up again after a few days of not practicing and immediately jumping back to four-plus hours might be a little hard on the tendons/joints?? Is that just me making excuses for myself? I’ll see how I feel after my next class, I guess.
Walking to McLennan now to study a bit, see ya soon.
13:54: At workstation in Cybertheque. Weird “phasing” effect going on in my head right now, like, sounds are slightly off-balance? Not that they’re louder in one ear than the other, like, sounds sound dizzy to me, right now, if that makes any sense… I’m not describing this well…
Stomach in a bit of pain, a result of having coffee on an empty stomach and not eating anything yet today. Maybe I’ll get something cheap before class starts at 17h. Yeah, I think that would be the best option… Don’t think I’ll “last” til the end of class if I don’t. Do I go get food now, and then try and study?? That seems like a waste of time going back-and-forth so much, maybe I’ll try to “tough it out.” Yeah, okay, that seems the best option, gonna start studying now, wish me luck.
14:27: Oh no, oh no, seems impossible to “scrounge up” the motivation needed to study effectively, I’m just reading more on Ghost right now, this is bad, this is bad, don’t do this to yourself. Maybe this can be counted as the “study break” between practicing and studying?? Maybe I just won’t be able to get any studying done during this little chunk of time? I’m fine with that, I’m fine with that, I think… Still have time after class ends at 17:30 to study, can always study at home, “in the comfort” of my “tiny abode.” Shoot shoot shoot why didn’t I bring Knausgaard with me, now I don’t even have any reading material. Oh! Oh! I can read Megan’s Liveblog from my phone!! Yes yes okay, perhaps I’ll just “nip on out” for some food, then, and then head directly to class? That might work…
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1: How tall or short do you wish you were? lit 7′0″ 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) cat 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? met gala type fancy for sure. 4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Just dance 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day? My gf, boulder, art,
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? "pwease no steppy” 7: What is your opinion on life? V weird. v cool 8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] I tihnkkkk it was melancholic but i shud take it again bc it’s def changed 9: Are you ticklish? very 10: Are you allergic to anything? not that i know yet 11: What’s your sexuality? gay bi gay bi gay bi. 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Tea 13: Are you a cat or dog person? cat 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? whichever one is least lonely. probably merperson. 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Alex bertie!! 16: How tall are you? 5′4 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Kiwi 18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] likeee 125 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? pass. 20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Ocean. 21: Are you religious? No 22: Pet peeves? A . Lot. im so impatient. 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Diurnal! 24: Favorite constellation? uhhhh *panics and looks around kitchen* the big spoon 25: Favorite star? North bc i used to see it every night after work and i didn’t know it alr had a name so i named it after my gf as a romantic gesture hahhahaha 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? Yuh 27: Any phobias or fears? Afraid of loneliness 28: Do you think global warming is real? shut up. 29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Havent thought about it 30: Favorite movie? Scott pilgrim 31: Do you get scared easily? Yes 32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 1 33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] my blogs a 10 even tho i still have the OG tumblr theme 34: What is a color that calms you? blue 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? Iceland 36: Where were you born? baltimore 37: What is your eye color? hazel 38: Introvert or extrovert? both 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? hahahhaha yesss 40: Hugs or kisses? bofa 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? Would love to visit boulder i miss the mountains & weather a lot 42: Who is someone you love deeply? Rayven 43: Any piercings you want? septum tbh 44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? yes. v hot 45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? not anymore 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! Rayven is my crush and also my gf she’s about to turn 21 which is exciting!! this feels like show n tell haha 47: What is a sound you really hate? fingernail scratching jeans 48: A sound you really love? keys jingling 49: Can you do a backflip? no 50: Can you do the splits? no 51: Favorite actor and/or actress? emma stone 52: Favorite movie?alr asked. scotty P. 53: How are you feeling right now? fine but restless bc of a tummy ache 54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? back to black acctuallly im tired of dying it 55: When did you feel happiest? idk 56: Something that calms you down? tumblr 57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] havent had an evaluation in years so idk! 58: What does your URL mean? that’s my JAMATHON!!! To describe a good song. A word i tried to make happen. like fetch. except not original, just “jam” with “athon” added. 59: What three words describe you the most? Understanding. Funny. Intense. 60: Do you believe in evolution? Yes 61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If they dont post enuf memes 62: What makes you follow a blog? Memes 63: Favorite kind of person: Funny, outgoing, spontaneous 64: Favorite animal(s): Whales 65: Name three of your favorite blogs. eh idk 66: Favorite emoticon: the drooling one 67: Favorite meme: too many 68: What is your MBTI personality type? intp idk if that’s right 69: What is your star sign? capricorn 70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? no 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? i like layers. probably my leather jacket w black pants and a my yellow shirt. it makes me feel cute 72: Post a selfie or two? too hard 73: Do you have platform shoes? yes 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I used to be double jointed and could bend my finger back to touch my hand, unsure what happened but now i have 0 party tricks 75: Can you do a front flip? yeah probably 76: Do you like birds? So much!!!!!! 77: Do you like to swim? no!!!!!! 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? swimming... 79: Something you wish didn’t exist: pollution 80: Some thing you wish did exist: cures 81: Piercings you have? ears 82: Something you really enjoy doing: playing music/drawing/taking pictures 83: Favorite person to talk to: rayven 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? cupcakes 85: How many followers do you have? like 100 on this blog now hahaha 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? yes but will I? No. 87: Do your socks always match? No 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? No 89: What are your birthstones? Turquoise 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Fox 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? I want to be creative but when i think about it...a red rose. 92: A store you hate? The grocery store bc im there all the time 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? zero now but at the beginning of the year i was drinking around 4-5 a day. 94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? fly 95: Do you like to wear camo? nah 96: Winter or summer? Used to be winter but nothing is good in the south. 97: How long can you hold your breath for? not long at all it gives me anxiety 98: Least favorite person? some of the people ive met in the past year have been atrocious. 99: Someone you look up to: My roommate Chris. 100: A store you love? I could spend all day in H&M 101: Favorite type of shoes? vans 102: Where do you live? ....atlanta 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Yes bc my girlfriend is and we always share food so like... i guess i eat meat on my own but that’s liike once a month haha 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? hmmm...bismuth. 105: Do you drink milk? No 106: Do you like bugs? Not in the south. 107: Do you like spiders? NO. 108: Something you get paranoid about? Bugs. 109: Can you draw: NO. 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? people love prying idk at this point 111: A question you hate being asked? are u a boy or a girl has definitely gotten old 112: Ever been bitten by a spider? yes 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? yesssssss 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? depends 115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my gf 116: Favorite cloud type: rain cloud 117: What color do you wish the sky was? orange. 118: Do you have freckles? yes 119: Favorite thing about a person: humor 120: Fruits or vegetables? veggies 121: Something you want to do right now: sleep but im restless :( 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? hmmmm depends 123: Sweet or sour foods? sweet for sure. 124: Bright or dim lights? bright bc i need new glasses and cant see in dim light 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? dragons 126: Something you hate about Tumblr: nothing really 127: Something you love about Tumblr: takes my mind off everything 128: What do you think about the least? everything i shud be thinking about 129: What would you want written on your tombstone? something super funny that i cant think of rn 130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? John cena bc i think he’d find it funny 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? Inability to fake happiness 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? sometimes! 133: Computer or TV? computer bc its both 134: Do you like roller coasters? no 135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? yes 136: Are your ears lobed or attached? lobed bruh 137: Do you believe in karma? idk 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? strong 8.5! I don’t think im too shabby most of the time actually 139: What nicknames do you have/have had? kiwi 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? yes named Kiki 141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? plenty 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Depends 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Receiving 144: What makes you angry? people not being nice really irks me 145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? tag yourself im nonbinaries 147: Are you androgynous? i’d say 148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: lately it’s been my chest. it’s p hot 149: Favorite thing about your personality: I’m funny. 150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. uhh idk 151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? the uhhh one w swords 152: Do you like BuzzFeed? ya 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] Tindeerrrrr hah 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? uh idk 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? ya 156: What embarrasses you? a lot 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: when other people are noticably anxious 158: Biggest lie you have ever told: idk 159: How many people are you following? lots 160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? lots 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? like 50 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? like 3,000 ishhhh 163: Last time you cried and why: My birthday bc one of rayvens gifts was ....so ....fuckin..sweet 164: Do you have long or short hair? short 165: Longest your hair has ever been: long 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? It’s annoying lmfao 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? Only bc im nosy 168: Do you like to wear makeup? no 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? no 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yup
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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? • "well, I didn't see this coming. Did you?" 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? • we don't really talk anymore. I don't really know what happened, but I wish our friendship wasn't ruined. 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? • I'm down for them to be into anything except for meth 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? • nope. 5 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? • drunk cause New Year's Eve, baby 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? •ohhh yeah. it's already happened twice this year 7. What does your last received text say? • "psst" 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? • I can't remember an exact number but it was multiple times 9. Where was your last kiss at? • in my friends front yard 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? • last night when I got home 11. What do you drink in the morning? • tea, water, oj, and beer on a good day 12. Where did you sleep last night? • my bedaroo 13. Do you think relationships are hard? • they can be if the other person doesn't give equal effort 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? • ohh yeah, the list is too long to type lol 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? • nah. we'd most likely start talking about what happened with us. at least I'd hope that would be what happened. it could also just be silent. or, we'd get drunk and then talk about shit. lol 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? • raining while it's sunny!! 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? • surprisingly, no. it's such a common middle name 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? • boxer briefs that I stole from someone. they're comfy as hell 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? • who knows 20. Does anyone like you? • I'd like to think so 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? • no, I don't think so 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? • haha no. that would be a plot twist 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? • Donald Trump 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? • I plan on getting my whole body tatted 25. In the past week have you cried? • yes, in the shower 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? • a gorgeous German Shepard 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? • in the shower 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? • 3. unfortunately. those lil fuckboys 29. Do you think you’re old? • my soul is old, but my body isn't 30. Do you like text messaging? •if I wasn't so shy, I'd definitely want to talk on the phone more. text messaging is a good safe zone 31. What type of day are you having? • I just woke up, I don't know yet 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? • it's been pierced 3 times. it never works out, although I do want to try it again someday 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? • fucking warm as hell, r u kidding me 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? •hell yeah, multiple people 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? • depends. some people are relationship worthy and some people are better as flings 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? • I'd like to think I'm a simple person, but I'm not 37. What song are you listening to? • palemote. it's from my sleep playlist 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? • wholeheartedly. That's why i don't say it very often 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? • yeppers 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? • I don't really like anyone right now. 41. When did you last receive a text message? • 4 minutes ago 42. What is wrong with you right now? • haha, don't get me started 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? • she works with me and I've never seen her out of work, so not much 44. Does anyone disgust you? • Donald fucking trump 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? • depends who they were and if we have a connection 46. Are you in a good mood right now? • neutral 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? • my sister 48. What color shirt are you wearing? • a darkish blue 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? • yeah. this guy asked me on a date to the movies and it made me cringe a lil bit and I don't know how to get out of it 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? • nope. I don't give up on people. unless they want me out of their life completely 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? • no. I'm still in love with him actually. I can't really move on because I haven't had the closer that I need 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? • you have no idea 53. Do you like rain? • I crave it 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? • nah, we'll having drinking competitions 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? • haha yep. but I didn't tell them because I was too afraid that I was going to get hurt 56. Do you like to cuddle? • I love it, I just can't fall asleep when cuddled 57. Are you shy? • depends on who the person is. I try not to be 58. Do you get along with girls? • yessss, all da girls are my friendz 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? • no, and I don't want to 60. What do you carry with you at all times? • haha, this one will be funny. i carry my wallet, 4 lighters, weed, a pipe, rolling papers, makeup bag, 2 chapsticks, something minty, eye drops, naproxen sodium (for nasty ass migraines), a flashlight, phone charger, a water bottle and an old spice container I put tequila in sometimes so I can have a little somethin somethin during the day 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? • GHOSTS! :D :D :D 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? • I've never even had a relationship in general, but I'd hope so lol 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? • nah, single as the pringles I was eatin 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? • yes, I'd cry a little bit on the inside 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? • probably. can't remember anything too special though 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? • hahaha. 21, 20, and 28 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? • pay to get them done, I need those nice ass acrylics 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? • sheer print. heh. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? • if I had a car, I'd have a shit load of stickers 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? • Luke Bryan makes me want to claw my ears off, so lil Wayne it is 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? • iPhone. Always. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? • ew. 73. Do you like diet soda? • I don't like soda in general. except for sprite when my tummy hurts. 74. What color are the walls in your room? • boring and white 75. Are you 16 or older? • turned 18 a month ago, boyyyy 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? • I used to, now I think it's been carried out for too long so it bores me. 77. Do you have a job? • I got 2 78. What are your initials? • S.A.B. 79. Did you ever have braces? • yes, and I might need them again because my teeth hate me 80. Are you from the south? • nahh, Texans are hot as fuck though 81. What does your last status on facebook say? • it's a picture of the curly haired kid from Stranger Things pointing to a number on the wall that says "11" and the text above it says " on a scale of 1 to 10, how stressed out are you?" 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? • noooo, I don't even think he's alive. sadly 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? • I was closer to my mom. Lately, I've been feeling like I'm drifting away from both of them. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? • I did gymnastics for 3 years when I was little 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? • split 86. Do you smoke? • not cigarettes but hella weed 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? • depends on the occasion because I look good in both 88. Is your phone touch screen? • nah, this iPhone is from 1999. it has a keyboard hooked into it 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? • since its growing out right now, the only way it looks good is if it's curly 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? • too many times to count 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? • all of the above 92. Have you ever made out in a car? • yes 93. …Had sex in a car? • nah, but I've given sloppy dick kisses multiple times in a car 94. Are you single or in a relationship? • been single since 1999 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? • fast the fuck asleep 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? • New Year's Eve 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? • it's not the bestest of the best. but it does its job 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? • yep. it never ends well and I end up losing that friend :( 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? • ugh. yes. I hate it 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? • no. they're probably blocked 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? • yeah, when I was 14. not good. I know 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: • sleazy. my go to song when I was 13. lmao 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? • yesssss and imma get more today 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? • I'd wear heels or doc martens with shorts. word.
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Basics of Urban Cycling
More and more individuals are testing the car-dominated society of our cities. As well as why not? Urban cycling is enjoyable, healthy and balanced as well as lets you see your community in a new and interesting method. A bike can obtain you to the food store, concerts, to institution or work-- you call it.
To join the pedal parade, you just have to recognize a couple of essentials regarding being a smart and risk-free metropolitan cyclist, picking the appropriate equipment as well as accessories and ways to preserve your bike.
Choosing a Bike
Any type of bike will suffice: cruiser, road, hill. Popular city options include a retro 10-speed from a yard sale or a glammed up single-speed to display your style. If you go for a high-mileage way of living, consider a new "metropolitan bike" for low-maintenance dependability. Include fenders if you ride in stormy conditions.
No room or funds for a bike? A bike-share program might currently remain in your city, or coming soon. You can rent a bike as needed for brief journeys then leave your ride at a safe and secure docking terminal.
Lugging Things
Even a straightforward duty might require you to carry something on your bike. Choose your ideal solution from these metropolitan biking devices:
Daypack or messenger bag: For light loads and also short journeys. Extremely versatile. Goes where you go, with or without the bike.
Front basket: Adds Euro design and lugging ability for a couple of items. A smaller sized alternative for the front of the bike is a handlebar bag.
Back shelf and panniers or basket: For heavier tons over longer distances. Some panniers function as a purchasing basket or shoulder bag. Best for travelers as well as committed urban cyclists.
Freight trailer: For major tons transporting from the farmers' market or residence improvement store.
Bike Protection
Bike theft is an unfortunate fact of life. To minimize the threat of having your bike disappear:
Select and also make use of a suitable lock. A light cord mix lock is sufficient for short-duration parking outside a store. For higher threat areas or multi-hour car parking, use a heavy duty, keyed U-lock.
Make use of protected bike parking services when readily available at occasions like performances, showing off occasions and also markets.
Park your bike inside your work environment or a store, when possible. Ask authorization initially.
In high-crime locations, consider utilizing a bike with reduced curbside charm. A low resale worth is less tempting to burglars.
Maintain your devices protect! Make use of a bolted seatpost clamp, not a quick-release clamp. Remove and also pocket your bike computer and also lights while away from your bike.
Tip: Maintain a lock either connected to your bike, or in your pannier or biking daypack to ensure that is always offered to use.
Bike Garments
Unique bike clothing is not required for many city biking. A long bike commute might necessitate padded biking shorts, but otherwise you can opt for your fashion of choice offered it does not jeopardize your safety.
Stay clear of long scarves and billowy skirts or lengthy coats, which could tangle in the rear wheel or brakes. On bikes without a chainguard, long pants could get caught up in the chain or get oil marks.
Trousers: If they are not tights, either roll up or put the pant leg right into a sock on the chain side, or safeguard with a rip-and-stick band to avoid the leg from waving into the chain.
Footwears: No need for biking shoes. Routine shoes are much more flexible. A grippy sole will assist keep your feet on the pedals. If you use smooth-soled shoes, a strapless pedal toe clip will certainly prevent your feet gliding forward.
Coat: The discomforting results of rainfall as well as wind can be hindered with a suitable wind or water-proof coat. For serious damp weather condition protection, include rainfall trousers as well as shoe covers.
As city cycling expands in appeal, garments is being designed that blends biking function with city fashion. Elastic wind resistant material, distinct reflective accents, and also surprise roll up pant tabs help you ride, work and also play without looking like a spandex fashion design.
Riding Security
Riding securely in traffic could be distilled down to 3 vital behaviors:
Be visible: Wear an intense jacket/top or white helmet. Outfit your bike with front and also back blinking safety lights, and use them in the evening and also in gloomy daytime problems. For added presence, include spoke lights.
Be lawful: To gain respect, show respect to other road individuals. Flight with website traffic, not against it. Use bike lanes where readily available. Observe the road rules. Flight in single file. Flight on the street or in a bike lane, out the sidewalk unless this is allowed. The pathway could feel more secure, however you must remain alert for pedestrians and also driveway traffic.
Be predictable: Do not ride unpredictably or weave in as well as out of cars. Hand signal your transforming purpose prior to you go into the turn. Be courteous to other road individuals by not needlessly blocking lanes or hampering traffic circulation, unless the best action is to "take a lane." When riding with family or friends, focus on the traffic as well as not the chat.
Bike Upkeep
Standard cleaning/maintenance involves 2 simple things:
Air: All tires gradually lose air. Tires need to be inflated to their advised pressure one or two times a month, despite use. Invest in a flooring pump with a built-in gauge to make this quick as well as very easy.
Oil: The drivetrain will work quietly, efficiently and with much less initiative when maintained lubed. Apply chain lube one or two times a month, depending upon usage. Let it saturate it, then wipe off the excess with a cloth.
Tip: Take your bike to REI or various other respectable bike-repair purchase regular upkeep. A yearly solution will certainly prolong its life and minimize possible failures. Here is some best bike repairs stand which will be helpful to clean up your bike.
What Regarding Apartment Tires?
Slits happen, but not almost as often as you could fear. Your choices are:
Avoidance: Have tire liners and/or tubes with sealant set up. This is specifically advantageous if you ride in locations tormented with "goat heads" and flat tires prevail from this thorny seed.
Fallback: Have a contingency plan. It might be calling a good friend to pick you up, or catching a bus or train with your bike to finish your trip. Or securing your bike up, calling a taxi and also attending to it later on.
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All the questions ;D
1: Name - Hannah2: Age - 193: 3 Fears - Masks, dark windows and the unknown4: 3 things I love - smell of vanilla, cake and bunnys5: 4 turns on - sexiness6: 4 turns off - non sexiness7: My best friend - @bird-with-brokenwings8: Sexual orientation - frying pan9: My best first date - erm?10: How tall am I - short11: What do I miss - old friends12: What time were I born - 10 past 1213: Favorite color - purple or teal14: Do I have a crush - got a boyf15: Favorite quote - don’t live your life waiting for friday16: Favorite place - either Newquay, Cornwall or St Ives, Cornwall or Burley, New Forest17: Favorite food - FUCK NO18: Do I use sarcasm - naaaaa19: What am I listening to right now - Ev playing TOP20: First thing I notice in new person - Hair21: Shoe size - Small22: Eye color - Hazel23: Hair color - Pink Shit atm24: Favorite style of clothing - emo af25: Ever done a prank call? - ofc27: Meaning behind my URL - i like sunflowers and winter28: Favorite movie - disney or something like Catch Me If You Can29: Favorite song - changes every week but something either pop punk or acoustic30: Favorite band - atm Good Charlotte or Simple Plan (download 2017 needs to happen)31: How I feel right now - Content32: Someone I love - bae33: My current relationship status - taken34: My relationship with my parents - meh35: Favorite holiday - Newquay 2008 or something36: Tattoos and piercing i have - 12mm ears, nose ring and rose side piece37: Tattoos and piercing i want - more ear piercings and so many tattoos38: The reason I joined Tumblr - fuk lyf b emo39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - don’t think sooo? I hated him40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - yaaaa41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - if whatsapp counts42: When did I last hold hands? - yesterday :’)43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - 15 mins if i try44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - fuk no45: Where am I right now? - bed46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - hopefully whoever i’m with :’)47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - depends, usually reasonable48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - uni or mums49: Am I excited for anything? - download/slammy d50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - yaaaa51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - meh52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - yesterday evening53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - WELL FUCK U54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - probably55: What is something I disliked about today? - le cries56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Carrie Hope Fletcher57: What do I think about most? - how stressed I am58: What’s my strangest talent? - my bendy pinky and flexibility probs59: Do I have any strange phobias? - the sound of rain60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - behind unless selfie61: What was the last lie I told? - *queue emoness* ‘you okay’62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? neither?63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - both64: Do I believe in magic? - erm65: Do I believe in luck? - ye66: What’s the weather like right now? - shit67: What was the last book I’ve read? - half of Winters Snow and half of Dear Amy68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - meh69: Do I have any nicknames? - Bub, Hannalo70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - cut my head open lol71: Do I spend money or save it? - both, hopefully save72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - tongue tied73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? - my pants in the wash basket lol74: Favorite animal? - pengys or giraffe75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - sleepys76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - probably something italian77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - that world cup song wavin flag 78: How can you win my heart? - well if i knew that79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - we will always be proud80: What is my favorite word? - aggy81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - no82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - stop being scared83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - not that i know of84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - flying or the ability to read minds85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - do you still love mcfly as much as you used to86: What is my current desktop picture? - baymax n co87: Had sex? - maybe88: Bought condoms? - no actually89: Gotten pregnant? - hope not90: Failed a class? - don’t think so91: Kissed a boy? - yaa92: Kissed a girl? - yaa93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - yaaa94: Had job? - yaa95: Left the house without my wallet? - thank god for apple pay96: Bullied someone on the internet? - hope not97: Had sex in public? - yaa98: Played on a sports team? -naa99: Smoked weed? - once100: Did drugs? - see above101: Smoked cigarettes? - yaa102: Drank alcohol? - yaa103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - was for a year lol104: Been overweight? - yaa105: Been underweight? - don’t think so106: Been to a wedding? - as a bridesmaid only107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - this ones a joke right108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - and this?? have you heard of disney channel109: Been outside my home country? - yaa110: Gotten my heart broken? - yaa111: Been to a professional sports game? - i actually don’t think so112: Broken a bone? - nope113: Cut myself? - yaaa114: Been to prom? - yaa115: Been in airplane? - yaa116: Fly by helicopter? - i wish117: What concerts have I been to? - too many118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - hasn’t everyone?119: Learned another language? - does GCSE count?120: Wore make up? -yaaa121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - well the age is 16 in the uk sooooo122: Had oral sex? - dem blowwieee123: Dyed my hair? - yaaa124: Voted in a presidential election? - does the prime minister count125: Rode in an ambulance? - naaa126: Had a surgery? - yaaa127: Met someone famous? - yaa128: Stalked someone on a social network? - hasn’t everyone?129: Peed outside? - yaa130: Been fishing? - yaa131: Helped with charity? - skydive bitch132: Been rejected by a crush? - probs133: Broken a mirror? - i don’t actually think so *touch wood*134: What do I want for birthday? - slammy d tickets
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