#the one exception I can think of for male killers is like. Bubba maybe

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Catherine @ the male killers: Wow, what assholes. Not valid.

Catherine @ the female killers: *through tears* i l uv u soi much.. yoou;re so vaolid..... it; s so TRAGIC what you;;;ve go neo through............

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Hi, Can i have a Headcanon of Thomas, Vincent, Bo and Bubba, living with their adopted new small sister. How they would treat her, when she was a kid and when she's a teenager? P.s. when she's a teenager, her favorite songs are Killer Queen by Queen and Bubblegum Bitch by Mariana Diamonds.

Slasher Headcanons: Having A Younger Sister

First of all i am soooo sorry this took so long. I'm dealing with my health and work problems and im trying to keep it together. Anywho here's your request dear anon (if you even still follow me anymore 😭)

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So none of these boys had much female interaction (victims dont count) that i know of so they might be a bit awkward with a little sister.....

With a child sister:

Bo is gonna be that "grumpy but hella protective" dad type. He's softer with his sister than he is Vincent but he still nags them both. Bo isn't really good with emotional issues, but he's good at physical comfort. Lord helps anyone who hurts his precious little sister tho.

On the flip side, Vincent is actually amazing with emotions and his sister comes to him with any problem they have. Vincent is gonna encourage their more creative side. Whether it be painting, drawing, or even sculpting (no dead bodies tho!). Vincent loves his sister and maybe when she's older they can hang out in his workshop together.

Being as big as he is, Thomas doesn't think its a good idea to be near such a small child. However, with gentle coaxing from Luda Mae and puppy dog eyes from his little sister, Thomas will cave in. And from then on a bond is formed. Where ever Thomas goes (except for the basement) his little sister will follow. And if anyone hurts his little precious sibling be it emotional, verbal, or lord helps anyone who actually does it, physical. Thomas will not hesitate to do something about it. Even if it's Hoyt.

Unlike Thomas, Bubba is all happy and attached from the get go. He plays games with her and dresses up with her. Even gets everyone in on the tea parties. However, if anything were to happen to his sweet little princess, he and all of the other Sawyers are gonna raise hell on Earth. It will not be pretty

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Teenagers are another story:

Oh lordy, Bo and his sister clash soooo much. He's trying to set curfews and rules and she will not have any of it. Anytime they argue she slams her door shut and blasts her favorites so damn loud that Bo has to nearly bust down her door to turn it down. Only after something bad happens does she realize Bo was trying to keep her safe and they grow closer together.

Best bro ever award goes to Vincent. He is like the best friend anyone could have. Non judgemental, great listener, and is quite creative. Loves hearing his sisters favorite songs, although he doesnt like when she blasts them to spite Bo. Is always encouraging her to be herself no matter what. And they hang out in his workshop and maybe even lets her help his sculpt if she's really into it.

Oh boy oh boy, Thomas' sweet little sister grew up to quite the meal getter. She's mostly the one who lures meals to their home now. They seem to trust her exterior than they do anyone else's. However, when a male victim decides to get a little flirty, Thomas gets a bit angry. However, his sister didn't think that killing him right in front of her and staining her nice dress with his blood was a good idea. She sobs to Luda Mae and runs away into her room. Luda gives Thomas a stern talking to and eventually the two make up. He even listens to her favorite songs (which he doesn't quite understand but he doesnt care cuz he loves you).

And sweet Bubba has his own twin sibling now. They constantly match outfits and they rock out to Queen together with Chop Top. Bubba's sister now helps out with the cooking and even helps him butcher. They're inseparable and they might even have matching chainsaws. Could you imagine two Bubbas going ham on a saw? Well now you can, just one of them is small and female.

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Phew finally. Sorry if it sucks guys. I got carried away on Thomas tho 😅

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