terribly disappointed that being married means I can’t flirt with the other potential spouses at all when the Infamous Mathematician and Roguish Semiotician clearly don’t mind me seducing basically whoever
if the Honey-Sipping Master Jewel Thief is going to approach me and slip me diamonds when I don’t bite then he shouldn’t object so much to me being a married individual of indeterminate gender
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