#the number of new variations on 'xizuma' ive just created via typos trying to type this. yes i see it i'm leaving it to demonstrate

[conscious-naivete]

transcript:

zombiecleo: why did he want you dead so badly?

xisuma: yeah!

shubble: oh, it’s a long story. there’s this girl... and we both kind of liked her, and I definitely, completely stole her from him, like she definitely picked me over him. so.

xisuma: ah, I see.

cleo: ohh. that- that’s-

shubble: (overlapping) yeah.

xisuma: pirate with a broken heart!

shubble: yeah..

cleo: very dangerous beast.

xisuma: yes.

cleo: but uh-

shubble: it’s not my fault! he never stood a chance.

end transcript.

you tell ‘em shelby!

(clip from xisumavoid’s most recent video)