#the naughty daughters of the realm are NOT hungry for your chi

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Sweetie, are you okay? You’ve barely gotten SABM, Noel’s Lament, TSIA, or BOJD stuck in your head this month

[axolotl-bunny]

Maybe it’s the late night brain talking, but I am now going to make it my life goal to become as hot as I physically possibly can simply because I’m asexual >:)

[post-uwuifier]

[Ricky:] You might see before you An ordinary man Ha! an earthly illusion All a part of the cosmic plan

Yes, long ago, they visited Those others from outer space Informed me I'm the chosen one To save the zolarian race!

It's true. Listen...

[Noel/Mischa as aliens:] Ricky, we are a distant galaxy A galaxy greatly in need Of your groove, you kink-o-matic powers Yes we need your freak–tastic seed

[Ricky:] They took me then, to their daughters' realm The land of the kitty cat star I know you've heard the legends of

[Ricky and choir:] The sexy cat women from zolar!

[Cat noises]

[Constance/Jane/Ocean:] Meow Meow

[Constance (sexy pleading):] Make love to me, Ricky

[Ricky:] What?

[Constance/Jane/Ocean:] Meow Meow

[Ricky:] Okay

[Ocean:] But there's one more small thing. Won't you please help save our galaxy

[Constance and Ocean:] Ricky?

[Ricky:] Sure

What would you do in my place? A mere mortal man? With the fate of a galaxy before you Millions of lives in your hand?

The naughty daughters of the realm All hungry for my chi You'd never guess the role I played In zolarian history!

I'm just a swingin'... Space age... Bachelor man

Let's dance, kitties

[Tracked Ricky (tracked Constance, Jane, Ocean):] (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow)

[Tracked foursome:] Meow, meow meow meow, meow!

[Ricky:] It gets weird now

[Noel/Mischa as aliens:] Ricky, you've lain with our daughters You're our hero, our saving grace But now there is a new challenge For zolaria to face...

[Ricky:] For they're at war with k-9 Count dog-u-lous, that son of a bitch!

[Choir (except Jane):] That son of a bitch!

[Ricky:] The generals are all standing by

[Ricky and choir (except Jane):] Tell us Ricky, should we pull the switch?

[Constance/Jane/Ocean:] Meow Meow

[Ricky:] Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!

[Constance/Ocean:] Meow Meow

[Ricky:] Why are they asking me? I'm a lover, not a fighter! I thought I told them:

I'm just a swingin'... Space age... Bachelor man

So I told them

"I am just a man A space age man, that's all I am But I wanna hold your hands All your hands As we make love tonight

Oh, I have no desire to rule the galaxy Oh, to hold you close Is enough for me Making love in zero gravity-y-y-y! woah!" Hey!

[Choir (repeating):] Makin' love Makin' love Makin' love On just love zolar!

[Ricky:] Zolar! woo!

[Choir (repeating):] Makin' love Makin' love Makin' love On just love zolar!

[Ricky:] Uh! I've got to I've got to make

You're my catnip. You're the most... You're such a pretty, gritty kitty I wanna be, your scra-hatchin' post Let me be, let me be, let me be...!

[Choir (repeating):] Makin' love Makin' love Makin' love On just love...!

[Ricky:] And they listened. and they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. a g#, 5 octaves above middle c

[Almost inaudibly high note]

Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that's what happens...

When you're a swingin'... Space age... Bachelor man

So I came back to earth To show you the way To lead you pretty people To a brighter day

We can save the whole galaxy With love from the heart! And sexy cat ladies that, that, that's where we'll start!

Yes, I came back to this rock! With my love and my seed! Ladies, you got what I want! And you know I've got what you need!

Cause I'm a swinging! Space age! Bra-ba-ba-ba-bachelor man!

[Choir:] Bachelor man!

[Tracked choir:] Meow!

why do peopwe keep sending me song wywics in my asks UwU

[cherry-whxre]

[Ricky:]

You might see before you

An ordinary man

Ha! an earthly illusion

All a part of the cosmic plan

Yes, long ago, they visited

Those others from outer space

Informed me I'm the chosen one

To save the zolarian race!

It's true. Listen...

[Noel/Mischa as aliens:]

Ricky, we are a distant galaxy

A galaxy greatly in need

Of your groove, you kink-o-matic powers

Yes we need your freak–tastic seed

[Ricky:]

They took me then, to their daughters' realm

The land of the kitty cat star

I know you've heard the legends of

[Ricky and choir:]

The sexy cat women from zolar!

[Cat noises]

[Constance/Jane/Ocean:]

Meow

Meow

[Constance (sexy pleading):]

Make love to me, Ricky

[Ricky:]

What?

[Constance/Jane/Ocean:]

Meow

Meow

[Ricky:]

Okay

[Ocean:]

But there's one more small thing. Won't you please help save our galaxy

[Constance and Ocean:]

Ricky?

[Ricky:]

Sure

What would you do in my place?

A mere mortal man?

With the fate of a galaxy before you

Millions of lives in your hand?

The naughty daughters of the realm

All hungry for my chi

You'd never guess the role I played

In zolarian history!

I'm just a swingin'...

Space age...

Bachelor man

Let's dance, kitties

[Tracked Ricky (tracked Constance, Jane, Ocean):]

(Meow)

Meow

(Meow)

Meow

(Meow)

Meow

(Meow)

Meow

(Meow)

Meow

(Meow)

Meow

(Meow)

[Tracked foursome:]

Meow, meow meow meow, meow!

[Ricky:]

It gets weird now

[Noel/Mischa as aliens:]

Ricky, you've lain with our daughters

You're our hero, our saving grace

But now there is a new challenge

For zolaria to face...

[Ricky:]

For they're at war with k-9

Count dog-u-lous, that son of a bitch!

[Choir (except Jane):]

That son of a bitch!

[Ricky:]

The generals are all standing by

[Ricky and choir (except Jane):]

Tell us Ricky, should we pull the switch?

[Constance/Jane/Ocean:]

Meow

Meow

[Ricky:]

Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!

[Constance/Ocean:]

Meow

Meow

[Ricky:]

Why are they asking me? I'm a lover, not a fighter! I thought I told them:

I'm just a swingin'...

Space age...

Bachelor man

So I told them

"I am just a man

A space age man, that's all I am

But I wanna hold your hands

All your hands

As we make love tonight

Oh, I have no desire to rule the galaxy

Oh, to hold you close

Is enough for me

Making love in zero gravity-y-y-y! woah!"

Hey!

[Choir (repeating):]

Makin' love

Makin' love

Makin' love

On just love zolar!

[Ricky:]

Zolar! woo!

[Choir (repeating):]

Makin' love

Makin' love

Makin' love

On just love zolar!

[Ricky:]

Uh!

I've got to

I've got to make

You're my catnip. You're the most...

You're such a pretty, gritty kitty

I wanna be, your scra-hatchin' post

Let me be, let me be, let me be...!

[Choir (repeating):]

Makin' love

Makin' love

Makin' love

On just love...!

[Ricky:]

And they listened. and they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. a g#, 5 octaves above middle c

[Almost inaudibly high note]

Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that's what happens...

When you're a swingin'...

Space age...

Bachelor man

So I came back to earth

To show you the way

To lead you pretty people

To a brighter day

We can save the whole galaxy

With love from the heart!

And sexy cat ladies that, that, that's where we'll start!

Yes, I came back to this rock!

With my love and my seed!

Ladies, you got what I want!

And you know I've got what you need!

Cause I'm a swinging!

Space age!

Bra-ba-ba-ba-bachelor man!

[Choir:]

Bachelor man!

[Tracked choir:]

Meow!

Ah yes, my 2nd favorite song. My analysis is that Ricky Potts was on fucking drugs.

[juneberrie]

You might see before you An ordinary man An earthly illusion All a part of the cosmic plan

Yes, long ago, they visited Those others from outer space Informed me I'm the chosen one To save the Zolarian race It's true, listen

Ricky, we are a distant galaxy A galaxy greatly in need Of your groove, your kink-o-matic powers Yes, we need your freak-tastic seed

They took me then, to their daughters' realm The land of the Kitty-Cat Star I know you've heard the legends of The sexy cat women from Zolar (mrrow)

Meow Meow Make love to me, Ricky What?

Meow Meow Okay But there's one more small thing Won't you please help save our galaxy, Ricky? Sure

What would you do in my place A mere mortal man? With the fate of a galaxy before you Millions of lives in your hand?

The naughty daughters of the realm All hungry for my chi You'd never guess the role I played In Zolarian history

I'm just a swingin' Space age Bachelor man Let's dance, kitties

Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow (Meow) Meow, meow meow meow, meow It gets weird now

Ricky, you've lain with our daughters You're our hero, our saving grace But now there is a new challenge For Zolaria to face

For they're at war with K-9 Count Dogulous, that son of a bitch (that son of a bitch) The generals are all standing by Tell us, Ricky, should we pull the switch?

Meow Meow Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?

Meow Meow Why are they asking me? I'm a lover, not a fighter I thought I told them

I'm just a swingin' Space age Bachelor man So I told them

I am just a man A space age man, that's all I am But I wanna hold your hands, all your hands As we make love tonight

Oh, I have no desire to rule the galaxy Oh, to hold you close is enough for me Makin' love in zero gravity Whoa-whoa-whoa

Makin' love (hey!) Makin' love Makin' love On just love Zolar

Makin' love (woo!) Makin' love (uh!) Makin' love (I've got to make) On just love Zolar (I've got to make)

You're my catnip. You're the most (makin' love, makin' love) You're such a pretty, gritty kitty (makin' love on just love Zolar) I wanna be your scra-hatchin' post (makin' love, makin' love) Let me be, let me be, let me be (makin' love on just love)

And they listened And they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear A G sharp, 5 octaves above middle C

Incredible, peace was restored I guess that's what happens

When you're a swingin' Space age Bachelor man

So I came back to the Earth To show you the way To lead you pretty people To a brighter day

We can save the whole galaxy With love from the heart And sexy cat ladies that, that That's where we'll start

Yes, I came back to this rock With my love and my seed Ladies, you got what I want And you know I've got what you need

'Cause I'm a swingin' Space age Bra-ba-ba-ba-bachelor man (Bachelor man) Meow

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