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DR FUNKENSTEIN
#you know what that WAS a good name you should start using that again#the names funkenstein. DOCTOR funkenstein#honestly you cant do better than that#shes so bug shaped#everyone loves insects
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Species across the universe have given the Doctor terrifying and impressive names; meanwhile the names the Doctor has given themself include:
John Smith
The Rottmeister
The King of Okay
Doctor Who
Doctor Idiot
Doctor Disco
Doctor Funkenstein
Spartacus
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there should really be a compilation of all the stupid names twelve gives himself. doctor funkensteinâŚ
#i would probably answer to doctor disco tbh#ALSO ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT HE SAYS HIS NAME IS BASIL ONE TIME.#basilposting
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you keep talking about rose with scorn, about future regenerations having outdone her completely & acting like they are somehow disgusted by the romance with her. but what are you basing your opinion on? in those books or comics that no one really cares about? which werenât even written by showrunners?! moffat NEVER made twelve disrespect roseâs memory. that comic of him picking on ten was written by a bloke who doesn't even like rose, which indicates that the stories reflect more on the writers' opinions than the character. and while in the comics thirteen is somehow unbothered by roseâs presence, in the podcast narrated by jodie, she mentions rose in a fond, wistful voice. bc, guess what, the author is doctor/rose stan and said that she believes that the doctor loves rose in ALL incarnations and that jodie understood at the same moment what a mention of rose meant. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ ÂŻ matt and jodie also talked about working with billie piper, about bringing rose back. and do you really believe rtd will write his doctors making light of the romance with rose??? he clearly still has a lot of affection for the character and it's no wonder he decided to name donna's daughter after her (when it would have been easier to name her 'martha' seeing as donna properly met her). so⌠yeah keep talking shit about rose and even tenrose all you want, it won't change that rose was immensely loved by the doctor, by TEN. ten loved rose so intensely he gave himself to her. david said that rose defined his doctor, and i say she defined the entire rtd1 era. and you can accept that or stay mad idrc
"And you can accept that or stay mad, i dont really care"
no lemme be serious hold on.
"by TEN"
yo yall see this? just completely ignore mr. fuck the monarchy, queen killer, the lovely, the irreplaceable the impeccable ninth doctor himself christopher eccleston?? oh no i know why. its because nine flirted with black girl princess of the forest of cheem herself miss jabe? but you dont really care.
im sorryyy im trying real hard but you are fumbling your own argument.
what makes you think rtd2 era is gonna be rose centric? if it was rose centric - we wouldnt need ruby sunday. but because shes yt and has blonde hair - of course YOU would think that. i mean with 14 its gonna be rose templenoble centric but you dont care. it would be easy to name ANOTHER BLACK CHARACTER WITH THE ONLY OTHER BLACK COMPANION NAME THAT DONNA KNEW?? other than what?? LANCELOT?? MINNIE?? YOU KNOW IN REFERENCE FOR LANCE HER NOW DEAD EX OR MICKEY??? but you dont really care.
anon. i can't stop laughing. you wrote all of that just to out yourself as a racist doctor who fan. you had very key things to strengthen your argument and prove your case and you fumbled. but you dont really care.
"jodie understood what a rose mention meant" and she understood what a river mention meant as well and YET jack mentions rose but 13 mentions river. she dont mention any of her previous companions vocally. she actively avoids it. tegan even noticed that. now rtd has a lot of affection for the rose character because it revived the show he used to watch as a child. but you dont really care.
"loved her so intensely he gave herself to her" - yeah he gave his human alias to her now 12 has to go by doctor funkenstein and doctor disco and doctor caretaker and 13 got to go by jane smith in honor of sarah jane smith big oof - like damn that sucks. but you dont really care.
But also, the 12 whole entire era was built off of donna. like that was clear. cut. dry. print. but you dont really care.
"jodie believes that the doctor loves rose in ALL incarnations in a podcast she narrates" and yet, we see from big finish productions that the doctor loves river in all his incarnations too. but you dont really care.
yo that "comic picking on ten was written by someone that dont even like rose" anon now you know thats the ONLY ONES WE GOT CORRECT BILLIE PIPER EYE COLOR ON INSTEAD OF BLUE AND GREEN INSTEAD OF HER LOVELY BROWN EYES AND ROSE WASNT EVEN IN IT. IT WAS WITH TWO COMPANIONS OF COLOR. THE ONLY BILLIE WE GOT WAS THE MOMENT. AND THATS IT! AND THEN WE GOT THE NOVELLIZATION BY STEPHEN MOFFAT THAT EXPANDS THE MOMENT AS HER OWN CHARACTER AND NOT ANOTHER ROSE. LIKE HUH??? but you dont really care.
"which weren't even written by showrunners" girl neither was human nature/family of blood the doctor's wife, vincent and the doctor, and the lodger THE LODGER IS A MICKEY X TEN COMIC BEFORE IT BECAME AN EPISODE WHA--PFFT. but you dont really care.
anyway seems to me you dont really care about ten or rose or tenrose, you just using that as an excuse to be antiblack and silence anyone that dare point that out. just like series 3 does to martha. hm. interesting.
#u talk about rose with such scorn#answered#bw: out of ethos#{no i cant stop laughing! thanks for that! anyway imma reread that 13 x martha comic that titan comics published again. its geunine hope}#{ as i roast ten on an open bonfire with marshmallows}#{i want 14 to fuck martha. you want 10rose to be flanderized. we're not in the same supercluster of the same reality of existence}#anonymous#bw: love groove#{ i talk about ten with scorn and somehow once again u think im talking about miss tyler. we aint alike}
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The Promotion
For the first time in the five years, the Burnmax Deadly Acid Factory whirred to life. After OSHA found out that none of the catwalks over the coverless vats of acid had guard rails, the factory had been shut down so fast they never even drained the tanks, which still burbled threateningly. Murderize wasn't sure if it was actually still dangerous. It made sense to him that Deadly Acid left out in the open would turn bad, like milk, but if the new boss wanted the mayor's daughter slowly lowered into a vat of acid, he wasn't going to say no to a paycheck. Times had been tough for henchmen ever since the new crew of masks hit town. His old crew, Mutilate and Comeuppance, were stuck in the Asylum now, and he was lucky to get a C-list criminal like Doctor Funkenstein to work for, even if the pay was worse and the bell-bottoms looked dumb and the free-love orgies had to be cancelled because there weren't any girls. Still beat working for Catboy.
The mayor's daughter, Barbara Whatsherface, was doing a good job of being tied up and screaming, though. Sometimes you'd kidnap a woman and she'd just cry or something and sticking her in a deathtrap got awkward. Non-consensual actors rarely stuck to their roles, not that Muderize cared, but the bosses always got mad when it happened. God forbid a big dramatic crime have victims who didn't resist being murdered in a fun way. "MMMMM! MMMMM!" screamed the mayor's daughter through her gag. It was real convincing, which was one of the advantages of using real victims and actually trying to kill them.
Doctor Funkenstein flipped the switch. "It's Alive! Alive! But soon, my dear, you won't be!" he said, which was a bit weak. He was clearly more committed to the "Funk" than the "enstein" of his gimmick. A tall lanky man in a purple suit and labcoat with a large disco ball for a head, Funkenstein was kind of a terrible boss to work with. Not deadly enough to be thrilling, not funny enough to be a good time, not quite thematically cohesive enough to get the good headlines. He'd been working on this rebrand for weeks, and hoped it would get him the success so many had expected of him two years ago. Murderize was unconvinced, but he wasn't paid to think. The mayor's daughter was halfway down. Murderize flicked his cigarette into an acid vat and unbuttoned his shirt. If the good guys wanted to save dear sweet Brenda or whatever, they were running out of time. Sometimes you actually got away with crimes and then you got to go home early.
CRASH!
Glass rained down from the broken skylight as the Wonder Five dropped in to save the day. Damn it.
Wonder Red landed on the catwalk before him. The founder and the leader of the group, he was still a dork in his red spandex onesie and motorcycle helmet. Wonder Red had hoped the other Wondernauts would change their names to be Wonder Blue and the like, but none of them did, and he just looked like a cosplayer who wandered into an actual superteam by mistake.
"Disco is dead, Doctor Funkenstein", said Wonder Red, "And so are your plans for world domination!"
"You're the one who's dead, Dunder Red", shouted Doctor Funkenstein, "For you've walked straight into my Saturday Night Deathtrap!". He leaned back, and lasers spewed in all directions from his disco ball head.
Muderize let the leaders have their fun. With hero teams as with villains, the henchmen were the ones doing the real work. Already Snakes flew into the mayors daughter, cutting the ropes with his teeth and he carried her off to safety. When Already Snakes flew off with your girl, you were never getting her back, so Muderize fired his Disco Gun (which was just a glock with glitter on it) at Animal Cracker, who cracked some birds into existence in the path of the bullets.
The birds disappeared in a puff of smoke, which hid Animal Cracker, but Murderize had fought these guys enough times to know AC liked to land an elephant on people, and ran out of the way. The elephant slammed into the ground, broke its legs, and poofed out of existence. AC dropped gracefully to the ground, and threw up a Gorilla Shield fast enough to block the second and third bullets Murderize fired, but not the first one, which grazed his arm. As the gorilla poofed, AC jumped behind a one of the acid vats. Shooting a giant vat of acid was a rookie move, so Murderize took cover himself. The two women members of the Wonder Five were busy with the other henches. Pink Moon had managed to pick out the rookies and was doing the "Oh no, I'm a poor defenseless girl what will I do" act, which every henchman fell for the first time. The smarter henches were left to Sorcera.
Murderize suddenly realized that a whole entire hero was dedicated to fighting just him. He tried not to get emotional about it, but if the Wonder Five had elevated him in their minds from henchman to miniboss, that could open up all kinds of career opportunities for him, especially having scored a wound.
Of course, scoring a kill, even against Animal Cracker, would do even more. He shook himself a little to get his head back in the game. AC had been hiding behind that vat for too long. He was up to something.
He barely had time to finish thinking before a murder of crows shot out from both sides of the barrel. He knew that Animal Cracker's animals got weaker the more of them he summoned, and that just the sound of a gunshot would be enough to dispel them. This was a distraction, AC wanted him to fire wildly at the birds from a distance. He was too smart for that. He waited for the birds to get close before firing, and made sure to aim his gun away from the acid tank while keeping an eye on it to make sure Animal Cracker didn't bail. Bang. One shot, and all the birds poofed into a big cloud.
A big cloud directly on top of him, obscuring his vision. Shit. He coughed, and tried to see which way the inevitable charging rhino would come from so he could dodge it. He didn't see it. He felt it, though. Hurt just as bad as the last time he got Rhino'd. He flew into a piece of machinery, and collapsed to the ground in pain. He blindly groped for his gun, but the only thing he felt was Animal Cracker slapping the cuffs on.
"I tagged you, though", said Murderize, as AC finished handcuffing him. AC said nothing, but there was no denying the nasty gash on his shoulder. "Gotta report that".
Animal Cracker sighed. "Yeah, yeah". Above them, the music stopped. Seemed like Doctor Funkenstein's Dancing Queen's Gambit had failed. He's barely lasted longer in a fight than Murderize himself did, even if it was against the star.
"You gotta tell 'em. Come on! You gotta tell 'em Murderize tagged you!"
"I'm not your PR guy, man"
"Come on, make me look cool and it'll make you look cooler for beating me. We both win!"
"You know how you could really win? By giving up a life of crime"
"Bro. C'mon. Bro".
There was a long pause. Socera broke it, swooping down with six experienced henchmen tied up behind her in magical ropes. Pink Moon was with her, carrying eight rookies in a net. "Yo, AC. You only got one?", Sorcera said, smirking.
Animal Cracker looked at Murderize for a moment, then at Pink Moon, before turning to Sorcera. "This isn't just a henchman, Sorcera. This is Murderize. He's.....he's a mini-boss". He pointed at the gash in his arm "Tagged me and everything"
Murderize looked down at the ground, trying not to let Sorcera see him smile
#My Writing#Short Story#Wonder Five#I wrote this in one hour on the discord just to get something creative done
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In S9, Twelve canonically introduces himself as âDoctor John Disco,â and âThe President of the World, here to rescue people and generally establish happiness all over the place. Doctor Funkenstein,â and Iâm 99% sure those arenât the only times that dork has used these names, including but not limited to:
- Making restaurant reservations. (âWhat, Clara? Why are your eyes getting all glare-y like that? Everyone knows the President of the World gets the best table, itâs just a fact.â)
- Calling up Claraâs school to harass her. (âExcuse me? Ms. Oswald? The office got a message from a Doctor John...Disco? He said to ask you why you werenât answering your phone.â)
- Messing with his students. (âHello, class, when you turn in your homework please remember to write my name on the top of your papers correctly. Itâs Doctor Funkenstein.â)
- Using it as an excuse to change anyplaceâs music he doesnât like. (âThis is Doctor Disco, Official Musical Taste Inspector. Sorry to say you failed inspection. Iâm taking over your speaker systems. The torturous easy-listening music youâve been playing in the elevators is outlawed in seven galaxies. Or, if it isnât, it should be.â)
Tl;dr John Disco is canon and Iâm pretty sure itâs the reason why Clara will no longer let the Doctor make restaurant reservations.
#this is the same guy who canonically rode in on a tank playing guitar#doctor who#twelfth doctor#clara oswald#twelve#12th doctor#text post#whouffle#whouffaldi#notes from soph
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someone: whatâs your name, tho? you canât just be âthe doctor!â 12: basil s: basil? 12: .....funkenstein. s: ?
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FOURTEEN PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER
I was tagged by @lord-petyr, thank you! :D
ONE / name/alias: Kate
TWO / birthday: August 28th
THREE / zodiac sign: Virgo (isnât that a bit useless since you already have my birthday?)
FOUR / height: I donât know exactly but around 166 cm (5â˛4âł)
FIVE / hobbies: Iâm still not sure whether I count music as my hobby since I study it and it currently also makes me money and i have a very complicated relationship with it which I will not go into but... I guess, that includes concerts and listening to music... then watching TV shows and films, reading, writing, sometimes I draw stuffÂ
SIX / favorite colors: black, blue, silver, dark red
SEVEN / favorite books:Â I donât wanna repeat myself, some of my old favorite non-fiction: The Art of Asking by Amanda Palmer and anything written by Oliver SacksÂ
EIGHT / last song I listened to:Â something terribly cheesy and summer-y from the radio at work (I have about 5 of those stuck in my head rn and what can I say, I donât love it)
NINE / last film I watched: Baby Driver (worst film Iâve seen in YEARS, no kidding, one week ago I was home sick and watched it on Netflix for Jon Hamm in leather. I did enjoy that, tbh.)
TEN / inspiration for muse: walking, generally getting to any destination
ELEVEN / dream job: Iâm interested in copyright law, intellectual property etc., so anything where I could use that and do something meaningful. I hate this question so much.
TWELVE / meaning behind your url: :))) itâs a play on the âIâm here to rescue people and generally establish happiness all over the place. Iâm the Doctor, Doctor Funkensteinâ line in Doctor Who S9E7(?). I needed a new URL and Twelve is the fictional character I (probably still) relate to the most. Also I like the general trashy rockstar/rebel vibe. And since itâs my nickname on many other sites as well now, I canât really change it.Â
THIRTEEN / top 3 ships: Â Iâm preparing myself for whatever season 4 of The Good Place is gonna be for Michael x Eleanor. Other than that, say... Marvey from Suits and Petyr x Sansa.Â
FOURTEEN / lipstick or chapstick: Nothing, preferably
FIFTEEN / currently reading: Sandman
Work: I do that sometimes.
Fiction: Yes, please.
Fanfiction: YES, please.
I tag @thewholeguacamole, @intpdreamer, @sylphdrake, @lovehugsunexpected, @doctor-bowie, @anelementofsurprise, whoever else wants to do this.Â
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tagged by: @quietresistance
name of your muse: Â The Doctor
aliases: Doctor. Doctor Disco. Basil Disco. John Smith. Doctor Idiot. Doctor Funkenstein. Please Stop. Shut Up. The list goes on.
one picture you like best of your characterâs fc ((at the moment)):
two headcanons you have for your character that you never told anyone:
ONE | he had hoped he would reunite with Susan during this regeneration, given that he looked most like himself when he left her to be with her love all those years ago. but it looks like itâs never going to happen. so his hope is slowly fading away. TWO | heâs a big fan of netflix original cartoons
three things your character likes doing in their free time:
ONE | playing the guitar TWO | thinking of theories and talking to himself THREE | going exploring
seven people that your character loves / likes:
ONE | clara TWO | river THREEÂ Â | missy FIVE | bill SIX | nardole SEVEN | charlotte
two things your character regrets:
ONE | not doing more TWO | not being a good man
two phobias your character has:
ONE | unable to think TWO | too many people talking at once
tag ten people to do the same: everyone
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would you ever put in a reference to one of twelve's supposed nicknames into LoG? (like basil or doctor disco or doctor funkenstein)
I mean, yeah, I feel like Iâm not against the use of Basil as a name for Twelve in AUs, tbh, and itâs not hard to work things like that in, I just havenât worked out how I wanna do it yet
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Moffat Era Rewatch:Â The Zygon Invasion/The Zygon Inversion
The Doctor needs Osgoodâs help to prevent all out war between humans and Zygons....Â
Warning: Spoilers SweetieÂ
Sheâs wearing the ? tanktop!Â
âThe Zygons are a peaceful race.â Sounds fake, but okay.Â
âEvery race is peaceful and warlike.â Except for the Daleks. And the Cybermen. And probably the Sontarans too. Â
How is it when the Doctor was covered in ? I detested it, but on Osgood I find them endearing? Â
Heâs playing âAmazing Graceâ on his guitar.
âHi, this is Clara Oswald. I'm probably on the Tube or in outer space. Leave a message!â Clara isnât even trying to keep her two lives separate anymore. She probably introduces herself by saying âHi, Iâm Clara, Iâm an English teacher and sometimes I save planetsâ.Â
âHello, it's Doctor Disco.âÂ
Deep cover? Doctor, you havenât even changed your coat. Â
Odd that UNIT have a portrait of the First Doctor since he never worked with them.Â
Rebecca Front is rather wasted in this story as Colonel Walsh. She has barely anything to do in the first part and completely vanishes in the second.Â
âAre you phoning me with your backside again, or are you really sending me a distress signal?â Itâs official: Kate has butt dialled the Doctor.Â
This version of Claraâs theme sounds like its from the sitcom version of her life.
Itâs obvious at this point that Clara has been replaced because she would never just walk away from a child in distress like that.Â
âI snogged a Zygon once. Old habits.â  Â
âI'm going to order Colonel Walsh to bomb it.â You can take the Lethbridge-Stewart out of the military, but you canât take the military out of the Lethbridge-Stewart. Â
âIt's a Trivial Pursuit question. I used to memorise Trivial Pursuit questions so I could win.â Is that a Clara or Bonnie talking?Â
âNo, but I like poncing about in a big plane.â
âThere was an attempted Zygon invasion before, in the seventies, eighties. One of our staff was a naval surgeon.â And an imbecile. Â
Turmezistan. Why is it when TV writers make up fake countries now they just add âistanâ at the end? Â
âDoctor Funkenstein.â
How do they know exactly who is controlling the drones at that exact moment?Â
Why does Kate, the head of UNIT, go to this town alone and without backup? I know she can take care of herself, but it still seems like a really dumb thing to do.Â
âYou must have brought backup. Where's your backup? Tell me!â Yes, tell us. Where is it?
I know UNIT soldiers have never been the sharpest tools in the shed, but this lot are monumentally stupid. The Zygons donât even offer up basic proof that they are who they claim to be and yet they still follow them inside. At this point Iâm starting to suspect that the âIntelligenceâ in the Unified Intelligence Taskforce was put there sarcastically.
And now theyâre all tumbleweed, which is what they deserved.Â
âI've got question mark underpants.âÂ
âLike a hybrid.â *internal panic*
âBut I don't see how these are duplicates. That's not how Zygons work. They don't grow duplicates, they kidnap the originals. So these, these are the humans." Cue evil smirk. Â
Jenna is clearly enjoying playing the bad guy. Wish more companions got the chance to go evil.Â
RIP Jac and the rest of UNIT UK. Â
"Well, you can't have the United Kingdom. There's already people living there. They'll think you're going to pinch their benefits.â Some on the nose social commentary.Â
âI'm sorry, but Clara's dead. Kate Stewart is dead. The UNIT troops are all dead.â Donât tell the Doctor his friends are dead, youâll only make him angry and desperate.Â
Stuck in a Zygon pod and Clara still manages to save the Doctorâs ass.Â
This is the second time the presidential plane has been blown up. Theyâre going to have a hell of a time getting the next one insured.Â
The Zygons seem to have killed and replaced everyone on this estate. So what happened when peace was restored. Did they take new forms or did they assume the lives of the people they murdered?Â
Sure, the Doctor and Osgood survived but what about everyone else on the plane?Â
âWhy do you have a Union Jack parachute?âÂ
âNever really met Clara. Pretty strong, yeah?â "She was amazing.â
So are these cops Zygons are just really indifferent.Â
âZygella.âÂ
âYou're sending out some very mixed messages here. You know I'm over two thousand years old? I'm old enough to be your Messiah.â
âI don't think I've ever seen you smile before.â "Dazzling, isn't it?â Yes, it is.Â
Clara Vs Clara.Â
Why does Bonnie have a human name if she wants the Zygons to be their true selves? Is Bonnie also a Zygon name?Â
âI am a brilliant liar.â Somewhere in the afterlife Danny Pink is letting out a disappointed sigh.Â
The Doctor is not a fan of the capital.
âTwenty million Zygons against seven billion humans. That's not a war you can win.â
But what if it his first name is Basil? What if his full name is Doctor Basil John Disco Funkenstein?Â
Hello, Petronella.
He wants to know if sheâs human or Zygon because he canât tell and he hate that he canât tell.Â
âI'm not part of your fight. I never wanted to fight anyone, I just wanted to live here. Why can't I just live?â
 And thatâs why its called an Osgood box.Â
âFive rounds rapid.â That was very cheesy fan services and I loved it.Â
They got to the Black Archive very fast. Which is more absurd when you remember they are travelling by car in London.Â
â...release the imbecile's gas.â Harry Sullivan is, and forever will be, an IMBECILE!!! But I do love him.Â
These two episodes have more than their share of iffy moments, but Iâm happy to overlook them because of how bloody amazing this scene is.Â
âYou just want cruelty to beget cruelty. You're not superior to people who were cruel to you. you're just a whole bunch of new cruel people. A whole bunch of new cruel people being cruel to some other people, who'll end up being cruel to you. The only way anyone can live in peace is if they're prepared to forgive.â
This scene is all Peter, so the other actors donât get to do much, but Jenna sure did get to give her scowl a good workout.Â
âI don't understand? Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand. I mean, do you call this a war? This funny little thing? This is not a war! I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know. I did worse things than you could ever imagine. And when I close my eyes I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count! And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight till it burns your hand, and you say this. No one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will have to feel this pain. Not on my watch!âÂ
And the reason Peter Capaldi didnât win all the awards for this scene is...?Â
Of course they are empty, did they really think the Doctor was going to give them doomsday devices to play with?
âThe same thing that happened to you. I let Clara Oswald get inside my head. Trust me. She doesn't leave.â Which is true. Even a Time Lord mind wipe couldnât completely erase her.Â
âI made it up from the initials. It stands for Totally And Radically Driving In Space.â
âLongest month of my life.â "It could only have been five minutes.â âI'll be the judge of time.âÂ
Next Time: Sleep No More
#doctor who#DW#Moffat Era Rewatch#The Doctor#Twelfth Doctor#Clara Oswald#Kate Stewart#Petronella Osgood#The Zygon Invasion#The Zygon Inversion
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Thereâs âDoctor Discoâ and âThe Architectâ;
Thereâs âBasilâ and thereâs âDoctor Funkensteinâ,
âSir Doctorâ too. Alas, I do suspect
That these names will be gone come end of line...
#doctor who#doctor who poetry#Twelfth Doctor#12th doctor#Notreadytosaygoodbye12#poets on tumblr#poetry#spilled ink#humorous poetry#rhyming poetry#doctor who humor#the deep and lovely dark#doctor disco#doctor funkenstein#the architect#sir doctor#basil#time heist#The Magician's Apprentice#the zygon invasion#the zygon inversion
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Friendly reminder that Funkenstein was the name of the doctor who created him, not the monster on the dance floor.
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Mikeâs dumb shadowrun OC ideas, summed up in terrible one-liners
âRunnerâ has some negative connotatins. I prefer the term âFreelance luchadora.â
âNecromancy is just archaeology with an interest in primary sources.â
âThatâs Doctor Funkenstein to you. I have an MD.â
âYes, the Heelies are smartlinked into the body armor.â
âThe yo-yo was originally designed as a weapon. The flamethrowers, however, are totally my idea.â
âRule 1 is that everyone is expendable. Rule 2 is that goes double for me, if itâs funny enough.â
âAs a rule, I like to ask myself âWhat Would Queen Elizabeth II do?ââ
âAny Troll can be large and intimidating. But me? I can be large, intimidating, and know seventeen recipes for fruit preserves.â
âI was damn good Butler for him. And yes, Iâm aware of the irony, but his named was really Philip Johnson.â
âRenrakuâs Red Samurai are tough. But the Black Ashigaru....they were frigginâ crazy.â
âOni? Sure, I can work with that. Better than my last stage name.â
âKing Kamehaha, the walking tsunami, at your service.â
âNever cut a deal with the fair folk, unless you can beat them at a dance-off.â
âWhat do you mean, âTwenty-twoâ isnât about munitions sizes? Iâm telling you, Taylor Swift was a hell of a runner. Look at Bad Blood.â
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Wassup? I'm new in the comics scene, and I've been thinking about something. Have you watched Hbomberguys's video on Killing Joke and how he talks about the importance of nuance and subtlety? Well, I don't take issue with him but with the idea that these are important. I'm personally going for something that's just cool and fun. Is this okay or do I need to do some more thinking?
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Comics are art, but they donât have to be ~*Art*~. You can make a silly comic about a dude with a disco ball for a head named Doctor Funkenstein, and it doesnât have to be a withering critique of neoliberalism or whatever to have value. There are a ton of great comics out there that are light and fun and cool and donât have any deeper message beyond âMy OC superhero Overkill beats up all the bad guys and has unprotected sex with a bunch of girls with huge titsâ. Thatâs a completely okay and valid thing to do with your comics if thatâs what you want to do, and donât let anyone tell you otherwise.
You still need to think more about nuance and subtly, though, because even if your comic isnât arty or high-class, it should ideally still be good.Â
For example, thereâs a comic I like called Latchkey Kingdom. Itâs a fairly light and fluffy adventure comic with jokes about the zeldas and the soulsbornes and the hippity and the hoppity and all that jazz. And it has a chapter that opens with this panel.
Iâve praised this panel a lot in the past. Itâs great, because there are all these subtle nuances that mean that even if youâve never read Latchkey Kingdom, you have a solid understanding of who this person is. She has an incredibly fancy chair and a fancier dress, and sheâs literally looking down at âyouâ with a smug expression and amused pose, so you can instantly tell that sheâs high class and maybe a bit of a jerk. If youâre a little more perceptive, you might notice that her chair has a crown on it, indicating royalty, and that sheâs wearing very practical boots, hinting that sheâs perhaps a bit more outdoorsy and practical than the dress alone would indicate. Sheâs an arrogant snooty princess with a hidden adventurous side, and you can tell just by looking at her. (It is in a featureless void, but featureless voids are under-rated and thereâs a perfectly good background shot on the same page)
Hereâs a scene from the movie Fargo. In this scene, Jerry is meeting with some bank execs who he believes are going to loan him $750,000 which he needs for yadda yadda, and he realizes that his assumption was not only wrong, but moronic, and that heâs not even a player in the game he thought he was about to win. Iâve linked the whole scene but all you really need are the first fifteen seconds.
Because Jerry is so out of his league here that he doesnât even have a chair to sit in, he has to awkwardly sit on the arm rest of a chair thatâs facing the wrong way, and the second he starts getting comfortable on it he gets BTFO by the main banker guy. This is followed up by the famous Parking Lot scene where Jerry has to scrape the ice of his windshield, throws his ice scraper in a fit of rage, and then has no choice but to pick it all up and go back to scraping. This isnât a deep arty metaphor, itâs a visual indication of how impotent and powerless Jerry is, but itâs famous for how it captures Jerryâs weakness in such a clever and subtle way.Â
A comic that wanted to establish a guy as a loser but didnât think about these subtle details as much as the Coen brothers might, I dunno, just have him walking and then he falls down and then someone points and him and laughs like Nelson from the Simpsons because ha ha what a loser.
Because if you donât think about subtle and nuance, all you have is flat and broad, and flat and broad isnât very memorable. If your character has a disco ball for a head and is a disco-themed supervillain, thatâs a very silly idea, but if you show his bedroom and heâs got like one desk next to a bed, youâve passed on a chance to make the character more interesting. If your comic doesnât have depth, than it doesnât reward me for being invested, and if Iâm not rewarded for getting invested in your comic, Iâm not gonna.Â
But if thereâs stuff to see and notice and think about, Iâm going to get invested, your comic is going to get its hooks into my brain, and even if you do something really weird or dumb like naming a major character Yiffy Longstocking Lalonde Harley, those hooks will keep me reading.Â
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