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im-getting-help · 9 months ago

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I need a version of Saltburn in which Farleigh helps Oliver to get with Felix cause he's been waiting too damn long for Felix to accept that he's queer.

Like, he doesn't really care about Oliver, they're not friends or anything. He just knows that Oliver is in lesbians with Felix and Felix is intrested but too deep in comp-het to do anything about it.

Imagine, the possibilities.

#the name of the fic is “La Celestina”#no but like #imagine how tired Farleigh is #he was raised with Felix #he was there when Felix got his first boy crush #and Felix keeps denying his queer side #Farleigh is like #look me in the eyes and tell me you don't think about kissing Oliver #and Felix is like #i don't know what you're talking about he's my bestie and we don't do that #while avoiding eye contact and pressing his hand on Oliver's thigh #idk im just rambling #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #oliver x felix

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