#the most unbearable thing about asoiaf and the targs in it is that they’re all stuck up his ass
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aegon targaryen they could never make me like you
#this is about Aegon I#I hate him#the most unbearable thing about asoiaf and the targs in it is that they’re all stuck up his ass#honestly I hope Rhaenys cuckholded him. he deserves it#aegon i targaryen#aegon the conqueror#every time they talk about him all I hear is targ propaganda and it makes me hate him more#“of course he had to conquer Westeros! he knew they would need us to defeat the same thing they defeated on their own thousands of years ago#oh no the Westerosi are just uncivilised andals and first men. they don’t know anything. we’re Valyrian so we’re so much better obvi.#but we’re also better than all the other surviving valerians here and in Essos bc we’re dragon riders.#yes I know we don’t currently have dragons or worship the 14 gods of old Valyria but we should still do the incest.#that’s the only part of our culture we still practice but yes we absolutely deserve the same rights as dragon riders who killed everyone#to get this for us#the targs are interesting but I am a hater first and foremost#divine right of kings can kiss my ass (I’m a historian. I know what I’m talking about trust me)#asoiaf#fire and blood#a song of ice and fire#got#game of thrones#house targaryen#the whole point of f&b is the targs suck. dany is different from them which is why she is awesome.
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