#the most expensive thing on the wedding page is $500. allegedly $100 from the original 600

[inklingofadream]

felt unsure about what the kids toothpaste flavors are. y'know, quite a while since i used them

i still don't know that, but what i do know. is that. that. there's a whole category on the oralb website.

labelled Wedding Gift Guide Products

and the cheapest thing on that page costs $80, now, allegedly 20% off

and it's ONE toothbrush.

happy wedding, y'all can fight over which one of you gets to use my weird and rude gift. also i could've gotten you something good and useful, i didn't even cheap out, this is an $80 toothbrush

so y'know little archive writing is progressing apace