#the most dramatic overreaction she probably isnt even. far frm civilisation

[lanamemories]

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lana: god. a lot jst happened. so i'm on this boat a guy bought n named after me bc he said i cld take it out whenever n i was bored right so i did it?? bt long story short i cnt rly sail n now i'm stranded way out frm shore n it's so warm out here n i don't even have water

lana: considering drawing a face on a beach ball like tom hanks in castaway and naming it willy sin after two of my fav things

lana: how can i even swim to shore like my phone will get wet n what abt my nudes? what then? my precious nudes?

lana: this is a disaster