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initiala · 6 months ago

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It’s so funny to me that Barnes & Noble does not give a single solitary fuck about you entering your birthday into your profile. “Listen here you fucking NERD, you already have a membership for a discount that you pay a yearly fee for, we know your kind. You’re gonna come in here on your birthday to get yourself a fun little treat regardless of if you have a coupon or not, so we’re not gonna inconvenience ourselves and lose 20% on something. Fuck you, give me your money”

And I did. I went in for a little birthday treat and paid full amount.

#I’ve been idly tracking the kinds of coupons and rewards and such I’ve been getting the last couple of weeks for my birthday #target only offers 5% off #Cinnabon offered a free SMALL iced coffee—not a Cinnabon!!! a coffee!!!!#most places send a 20-40% coupon but they’re all clothes and I don’t need any clothes #I got a $5 coupon for the weed place #the most beneficial were the Ulta extra points and free item #and then since it’s the bath and body works semi-annual sale I had two birthday rewards that stacked #so that’s honestly the only things I went out and did today ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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