#the moment i saw kauns tags

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A rare occurence of doodling normal Omori.

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sanjivani 29.10.19 lb

sid i swear to god, i'm not going to forgive you for this.

this manager is being helpful to the point of overbearing. take a hint, creep.

men ain't shit bb. men ain't shit. you know what this means. you've got to become THE best doctor in the goddamn world, and flex on him for the rest of your lives.

would it have killed them to run an iron over her outfit??? nothing bothers me more than wrinkly clothes. (if you can't tell already, i am an obsessive ironer.)

...... this is a hospital, not some kinda run of the mill office, ki sab hi ikkhatta ho gaye ek jagaah announcement sunne ko. matlab...... hadh hi hai?? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED CRITICAL MEDICAL ATTENTION AND Y’ALL ARE JUST STANDING AROUND LIKE THIS IS A RAILWAY STATION.

neil and rahil look really unhappy and that’s the mood for the day.

lmao i saw an insta post yest comparing sid in this outfit to munnabhai, and since then i cannot get it outta my head.

UNCANNY!

honestly, i'm just fwding till the real meaty bits.

oh ishani. babe.

also lord why are they doing this here in front of literally everyoneeeeeee??? i'm dying of secondhand embarrassment.

i hate when he makes this hard face. it's the look in all his modeling pics, that made me never wanna check out any of his shows.

RAHIL IS LIKE UWOTM8!?!??!?!?

juhi is like surprised, but not really, coz who better than her to know about the fuckery of sanjivani men. barson se chali aa rahi hai yeh toh...

everyone's more pissed at asha. because mardon ka chutiyaapa toh chalta hi rehta hai BUT THIS KINDA BEGHAIRTI FROM A GIRL????????? UNBOHLIEVABLE.

neil has lasers coming out of his eyes.

rahil toh daant aise chabaa raha hai, haaaaaye arnav/asad/shivaay ki yaad aa gayi!

oh asha. i know there must have been some super big reason for you to do this, but honestly i wanna beat that simpering smile off your face.

neil looks to have gotten over his fear of blood coz he wants to cut a bitch rn.

can we track down those ganpati waale gunday and contract them to do an encore beatdown on sid???? coz he's asking for it. he's dying for it.

vardhan like itni kameengi toh mujhe bhi nahi sooji???

oh boy. ishani is losing it. i can't watch this, i can't. it’s too hard.

SID JOOTEIN NAHI, POORA KA POORA 18 WHEELER MAAROONGI MAIN TUJHE.

YOU KNOW WHAT SID. YOU'RE RIGHT, AFTER ALL. YOU ARE A MANHOOS. BUT NOT COZ OF BAD LUCK OR WHATEVER KACHRA SUPERSTITION CRAP YOU BELIEVE, BUT COZ TUM EK MARD HO. AUR MARD HOTEIN HI MANHOOS HAIN.

rahil is the bigggggggggest fucking mood in this show at all fucking times.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE DAMN HOSPITAL IS MY QUESTION?!?!?!? GOD I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PPL WHO AIR THEIR DIRTY LAUNDRY LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSS???? LIKE THIS ISN'T EVEN ‘EK BAAR PEHNA ON A KINDA SULTRY, HUMID DAY’ WAALA TSHIRT, IT'S WAVING YOUR RATTY, PERIOD-STAINED UNDIES AROUND KINDA HOT MESS. I AM IN ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN RIGHT NOW.

*clings to rahil as my emotional anchor; now and forever*

how fucking big of an asshole move do you have to have pulled when even VARDHAN is like goddddayummmm????

"ab yeh kya nayi nautanki hai??? hospital hai ki theatre?"

LMAO RISHABH IS ME. I AM RISHABH.

vardhan is like oh my fellow asshole is here, i can't look soft in front of him, lemme turn up the jerk-o-meter to throw him off ki i was genuinely flummoxed at what’s going on.

STOP CREATING A SCENE??!??!?!?!? SHE SHOULD STOP CREATING A SCENE?!!?!?!?!?!??????????? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I HOPE SHASHANK AND JUHI ARE READY TO SCRUB IN REAL QUICK, COZ I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING BLOW A MAJOR BLOOD VESSEL IN MY FUCKING BRAIN RN, FROM SHEER RAGE.

oh no. girl on girl violence.

every time he's called asha "meri biwi", i have lost 8 months off my life span. by the end of this track my estimated time of death should be within the year.

okay sid, till now i was like tolerating this bs; but now this accusation that she was stalking you and making your life difficult, and generally blowing her professional/personal reputation up to bits at her workplace? NOPE. WE OFFICALLY UNSTAN. THIS IS NO LONGER A DR. SIDDHANT MATHUR FAN BLOG FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

lmao rishabh and vardhan's faces.

"tum mere liye kuch bhi nahi ho. you mean nothing to me."

UM SHASHANK, COME COLLECT YOUR SON OR BHAANJA OR BHATIJA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS TO YOU. 

oh. not necessary, shashank. ishani has done the needful.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM RISHABH.

oh NOW these two interfere. 15 minute tak toh nautanki dekhe khade the.

lmao kyaaaaa hi jodi hai yeh. aisa lagta hai bhai dooj manaane bhai choti behen ko le jaa raha hai.

yup. pretty sure my theory is correct; that asha's family was somehow threatening to drag her ass back to haryana and get her married, and she called sid for help, and he thought this would solve BOTH their problems. she gets to stay here and be a doctor, and he gets a foolproof method to get ishani to hate him and stay tf away. extreme chutiyaapa on both sides, that should have just had a proper honest conversation with ishani, instead of steamrollering her like this. 

NEIL KE SAR PE KHOON SAWAAAAR AND I KINDA FUCKING LOVE IT??????????????????? NICE TO SEE THIS SIDE OF HIM.

lol why does everyone chadhofy on rahil every time sid is accused of some bullshit? this bechaara is the onlyyyyy voice of reason in sid's godforsaken life.

BUT ALSO, OMG NEIL FOR FRIEND OF THE YEAR?!?!?!? “MERI DOST KA DIL TOOTA HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!” THE MOST WHOLESOME BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is aman asha's real husband or naaaaaaaah? that's all i need to know, honestly.

is he in hiding coz asha’s fam knows him and would be looking for him???? or omg what if he ran away last moment when asha needed help (coz lbr, he’d be the first one asha would go to) and that’s why sid had to step up????? OMG AMAN, WHERE ARE YOU?!!?!?!?!!? COME TF BACK AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF/ALL THAT’S GOING ON HERE.

oh boy, the hospital's two most savage bois are tag-teaming to verbally destroyyyyyyyy asha where she stands. i do nottttttt envy her rn. 😬😬😬

ok there's no need for THAT.

ouffffffffffff, abhi yeh alag siyappa.

aye chal be, personal idhar dhindora peet peet ke kaun laaya tha? hospital ke lobby mein sasta soap opera karke TU bol raha hai ki professional behave karo???? literally gtfo my boys' faces before i set you on fire.

white coat ke saath ab munnabhai outfit is totally complete.

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i hope this is the beginning of ishani's supervillain story.

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ishqbaaz 13.07.17 lb

MOAR EXCITE FOR RIKARA THAN SHIVIKA TODAY!!!!! un dono ka toh roz hota rehta hai, showwww me my dabba babiessss in lauuuuuu today! 😍😍😍

aur khabardaar agar rudra/bhavya background mein bhi aas paaas ya saath dikhaayi de toh!!!!!!!!!! 😠😠😠

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snort. seems like every conspirator here is heavy on the cheese while planning these little shenanigans. 😗😗😗

STOP BEING MEANNNNN BILLU. 😠😠😠

also, stop calling this the fucking ‘storeroom’. 🙄🙄🙄

the way he instantly trailed off when he saw the hurt on her face though. 😥😥😥

odd choice of flashback clips. why’re they only showing the sexyyyyy bits? like... this isn’t a really ‘remember how hot we were for each other’ kinda moment. 🤔🤔🤔

oh. eent ka jawaab patthar. taane pe taana. why should she be the only one with hurt feelings here? 😪😪😪

sigh. these idiot children. 😔😔😔

“jab mujhe gussa aata hai toh mujhe khidkitod bhook lagti hai!!!”

lololol billu trying to avoid the lureeeeeeee of khaana, but it’s not working. 😆😆😆

abbe oh angrez ki aulaad, keep your fork and knife advice to yourself before you find one of them impaled into your left eyeball. 😒😒😒

lmao “kadhaai ko sar pe rakh ke khaaon” hahaha 😂😂😂

lol she just called ragini “NAAGINI” 🐍🐍🐍

yaaaaaaaaaaas queen, call him and his BS out! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ooooop. ab aayi na asli baat baahar. 🙊🙊🙊

billu is struck silent. he didn’t realise that these silly little things he used to chastise her about made her feel insecure and unworthy of being married to him. 😞😞😞😭😭😭

oh man, his quiet little voice. my heart. my fucking hearttttt. 💔💔💔

omru ko what??!!?! i didn’t catch what he said despite multiple times rewinding... 🤔🤔🤔

if you caught what he said, please leave it in the comments! 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

anika’s doing a better job of not showing her emotions on her face, but her shaky voice is giving her away. meanwhile, this fucker...

...is 3 nanoseconds away from bursting into tears. 😥😥😥

aaaaaaaaaaand he’s crying. and masking it with coughing. 😪😪😪

and i’m cryingggggg. to give him some company. 😭😭😭

both these assholes; where the fuck do they get off being mad at each other for believing the other one at face value of what they decided to show each other, and went to great lengths to prove??? first him with the ragini engagement thing, and now her, with the gold digger stunt. 😒😒😒

such an unhealthy fucking realtionship. you fuckers need therapy. 😤😤😤

errrrrrrrr.... ok? what was that sound? 🤔🤔🤔

what??? that was gauri ki cheenkein? HEARD TILL HERE????? matlab, what earth shattering, dad-like cheenkein is she getting? 😟😟😟

you know what i mean? like dads are just not capable of sneezing like a normal person. it’s always like a fucking bomb going off. 😖😖😖

lmaooooo, anika’s learning that being a homeowner isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. 😂😂😂

lo, lag gaya 15,000 ka chuna, billu ke ek hi laath mein. 🙈🙈🙈🙈

lol what is he madder about? the challenge, or that she’s bad at math? fuck you billu, not all of us can be good at math. 😒😒😒

wow, bulbul does really have the most violent, dad-like sneezes. 😕😕😕

pft, bhaujaaai toh bulbul ki jaan hi lene mein tuli hui hai. 😈😈😈

snort, soooo subtle with the hints, anika. 😆😆😆

snort, the faces of a newlywed couple being offered a hotel room: 

OMFG THE WINK. HAAAAAAAAAYE. 😍😍😍

lol rudra’s tharkiiiiiii smile. 😂😂😂

IS THIS GIRL MAD? matlab, hadh hoti hai chindi hone ki. JUST ACCEPT BADE BHAIYYA’S OFFER OF THE HOTEL ROOM, IDIOT CHILD. 😫😫😫

aur kuch nahi toh it has a fucking minibar. paid for by shivaay singh oberoi. he can afford the 350% markup on that minican of pringles. 🙃🙃🙃

i am om’s wtf’s headshake. 😐😐😐

SHE SAID BAGICHA. THIS ISN’T EVEN THE BAGICHA, ITS THE DAMN PARKING LOT. 😖😖😖

stopppppppp being an asshole, om. go give her the damn blanket. 😑😑😑

haaaaaaye, the way he’s looking at her. 😧😧😧

thanks to @vishwaspur‘s fetish re: kunal’s hands, it’s all i can look at. and mmmmhmmm, i agree girl. those are some verrrrrrry nice hands put them on me 😏😏😏 

“please, please, let’s not fight.”

yes. make out inside the tent instead. 😚😚😚

lollllllll khopchaaaa. i haven’t heard anyone (other than myself) use that word in a really long time. 😊😊😊

omfg i can’t deal with his intense sexy staring, yougaiz. it’s doing things to me. 😧😧😧🤒🤒🤒🤤🤤🤤

ok, no need to get all bossy. jesusssssss. 😒😒😒

ok this is the most ridiculous BS ever. are you telling me he’s gonna stand here all fucking night holding on to the tent? like... so unneccessary and extra. 🙄🙄🙄

huh. i guess that’s what these fuckers mean by ISHQBAAZI. 😑😑😑

SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😌😌😌

and is having a bit of a carrie white moment??? 😯😯😯

ok wow. things have gotten prettttttttty bad here. even mild mannered prinku is angry enough to throw things. 😬😬😬

.... same, ranveer. same. 😐😐😐

yo man mansi and amrapali look almost the same??? please tell me you notice it toooooo!!!!!!!!! 

wow, so ranveer loves her for real now? huh. 😕😕😕

remember when yesterday, i was like “i care about prinkveer more than ruvya”??? yeah, i was wrong. i apparently have the same lack of fucks to give for both. 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽

ANIKA PLEASE. STOP REPURPOSING THE TABLECLOTHS YOU FIND AROUND THE HOUSE INTO TOPS. I BEG OF YOU. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT ONE SLEEVE??????? 😟😟😟

ew, he’s back in this ugly shirt/suit combo. fuck my eyes, i guess. 🙄🙄🙄

kyun, smile karne se pehle gazette mein chapwaana hota hai kya? 😒😒😒

lmao what nonsense. that side of the room looks out into the library/pool area. why wouldn’t you idiots pick the OTHER side of the room with all the windows to set this scene up at??? 😣😣😣

oh ho ho, billu wants to know wifely feelings. 😏😏😏

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. i’m smile-cryinggggggggg. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

rudra is us. we are rudra. 😘😘😘

lmao his eyebrow jiggles tho. 😂😂😂

lmaooooooooo ragini’s just randomly lying on the stairs and taking selfies. 😂😂😂

tbh, if i was rich and had a house that big, i’d be doing shit like that too. so no judgement. you do you, ragini. 😌😌😌

damn, what is with all the women in these shows being willing to throw themselves down the stairs for these shitty men? ladies, srsly. check yourselves before you literally wreck yourselves. 😖😖😖

lmaoooooo bitchy glare standoff. 🙃🙃🙃

THIS I SLEPT UNCOMFORTABLY ALL NIGHT COZ I LOVE YOU TROPE.  I FUCKING LOVE THIS TROPE OKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

no but, how is he not even leaning sideways even a little? aise ramrod straight kaun sota hai? 🤔🤔🤔

haaaaaaaye my bulbul. such pretty. HOW IS SHE SO GORGEOUS???? 😍😍😍

time for kaho na pyaar haiiiiiiiiii trope. 😊😊😊

pft. such translucent dupatta, usse kya hona hai??? 🙄🙄🙄

I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT RANVEER. WHERE THE FUCKKKKKK IS MAHI??????? 😩😩😩

“yakeeen nahi aa raha hai ki PRAAAANKA...”

humein bhi yakeen nahi aa raha... ki you can’t say a simpleass name like PRIYANKA the way it’s supposed to be said. 😐😐😐

waaaah, stigmatization of mental illness also. bas yahi baaki tha is show mein. 😒😒😒

“haan woh thodi mentally upset hai kyunki...”

hmmm let’s see... 🤔🤔🤔

1. i was harassing her whole fam continuously for over 8 - 9 months now 

2. she was sexually assaulted 

3. i drugged her into believing that she was pregnant 

4. i was physically and mentally abusive during that time 

5. i emotionally blackmailed her into forgiving and marrying me

... need i go on? 😒😒😒

LMAO KAMINI’S FRUSTRATION AT HAVING TO DEAL WITH PRINKVEER’S EXISTENCE = ME. 

ok whatever, don’t care anymore. fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

lololol ok omki. whatever you say. apne upar se yeh jhaad patttiiyaaan toh utaar de. 😆😆😆

omfg his cute “fuck i messed up” face. GODDAMNIT, WHY IS HE SO CUTE???????? 😍😍😍😭😭😭

hahaha awwwwwwwwwww, he just got caught. twice. 😊😊😊

this chiraiyya is very sayaaani. you can’t fool her so easy, omki. 😉😉😉

KISS HIM. KISSSSSSSSSSS HIM, BULBULLLLLLLLLLL. COME ONNNNNNNNN. 😚😚😚😚😚

.... or authoritatively slip your hands into his vest to pick out leaves. that works too. just sexxxxxx himmmmmm uppppppppp. 😏😏😏

OMFG KISSSSSSSSSSSSS GODDAMNIT. HOW ARE YOU TWO ATTRACTIVE MOTHERFUCKERS RESISTING EACH OTHER????? 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧 JESUS!!!!!!!!!!! IMMA DIE FROM THE SEXUAL TENSION HERE. 

“bas. thankoo.” 😍😍😍

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU STARE AT HER LEAVE WITH LOVE SICK EYES AND A SMILE. WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖🎉🎉🎉🎉✨✨✨✨

“moch, soch, aur loch, main sabbbb jaanti hoon.” lmaoooooooo 😂😂😂

arrrre waaah. emotional blackmail re: the dinner last night. 😗😗😗

oh boy, anika’s back with another glass. 😬😬😬

hahah “alooo shalooo khaaya karo” 😂😂😂

WAIT, WHAT’S ALOOOO KA HALWA?!?!?! THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVT THINGS. *pauses episode to google if such a thing exists* 😧😧😧

OMFG IT DOES. I KNOW WHAT I’M MAKING OVER THE WEEKEND. 😱😱😱

lmao shivaay’s face at anika’s nuskhe are the best. even yesterday, he just looked at her like “the fuckkkk”, but let her blabber on anyway. 😂😂😂

billu shall not hear a word against their family’s exalted kaadha, the miracle cure to everything, from a fever, to a gunshot wound. 😇😇😇

hee hee hee metaaaaaaaa reference to chantumaai vamp and hero ki hamdardi. anika’s been watching apne hi ghar ka cctv footage for kicks, methinks. 😂😂😂

lmao, she’s helllllbent on making her drink that water. 😆😆😆

shivaay’s “what am i going to do with this girllllll” face lololol 😙😙😙

how the fuck does ranveer keep affording all these expensive ass gifts on his public servant salary? 🤔🤔🤔

OMFG PRINKU’S WEARING MALLIKA’S BANGLES. DON’T EVEN FUCKING START WITH ME, I MIGHT CUT A BITCH, THAT’S HOW RAGEY I AM RIGHT NOW 😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤

blah blah blah blah don’t care, fwding this nonsense. ⏩⏩⏩

but can’t help but notice that subha seems to have lost even more weight? she looks veryyyyy thin now. like in a not-healthy way. 😬😬😬

ugh from one boring couple, to another. uggggggggggggh. GIVE ME MORE RIKARA SEXINESSSSS YOU ASSHOLESSSSSSSSSS 😡😡😡😡😡😡

THIS FUCKING HOUSE HAS 30 BEDROOMS AND 45 BATHROOMS, WHY IS THIS FUCKING FIGHT EVEN HAPPENING!?!?!?!? 😠😠😠

whatttttt is this lameasssssss bs? THIS BANTER SUCKS ASS. DO I HAAAAVE TO CARE ABOUT THESE TWO FUCKERS, REALLY????? 😒😒😒

“aaaap itna TAM TAMAAA kyun rahe ho?” lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂😂

lol wow, billu is attached to”chantumaai” tag also. doesn’t like sharing it. 😋😋😋

pffffft, why should she tell you if you don’t have the akal to figure it out yourself? idiot. 🙄🙄🙄

“aap chup nahi reh sakte kya???”

a question i’ve been asking for 300+ episodes now. 😐😐😐

i could think of an even better way you could have shut him up, but chalo, abhi ke liye yeh bhi theek hai. 😗😗😗

oh my heart. she can’t help but caress his cheek. and he can’t help but instantly melt. OH MY FUCKING HEART. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OMFG FUCKING FUCK YOU BHAVYA. WHY MUST YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING?!?!!?!? THEY WERE THIS CLOSE TO MAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩

FUCK THEM AND THE PLAN. KISS EACH OTHERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫

ouff, again prinkveer garbage. fwding. better than this, just show me what sahil is up to at boarding school. did he even come back from that trip of his? he must be somewhere past the chinese border at this rate. 😕😕😕

^ me, stalking ppl from high school on facebook. 

these three fucking idiots are on the world’s most futile mission again. LORD. 😒😒😒

shivaay’s faith in anika’s khurafaati dimaagh tho. #needmeafreaklikethat 😊😊😊

kamala is some michmichi waala praaani that these burger bachche have never encountered in their life, isn’t it? 😗😗😗

rudra toh matlab, full on lux waala bathing beauty hai. 🛀🏽🛀🏽🛀🏽

lmaoooooooooo awwwwwww, shivKara can’t bear to hear baby bro scream like that and NOT GO HELP. 💖💖💖

UGH MORE RUVYA?!?!?! GROSS. DO NOT WANT. GIVE ME SHIVAAY AND ANIKA IN THE POOL. OM AND GAURI UNDER THE SHOWER. RAGINI’S FAALTU KE CHEHRE BEHIND PINKY’S BACK. SVETLANA’S SCHEMING. ANYTHING BUT THIS, UGHHHHHHHHHH. 😩😩😩😩😩😩