#the misadventures of becka

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got my first dose of the vaccine this morning! 🥳

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just got fully vaccinated! 🤠

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every day the urge to either shave my head or keep my hair and dye it some obscure color grows stronger and so far this insta filter is making some points

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my sister brought whole donuts and donut holes and the urge to recite the monologue from knives out is very strong

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my sister told me "the only carbs you're loyal to right now are captain america's buns" and im

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it's here and it's beautiful

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i chaperoned my five year old nephew's class trip to the zoo today and while i didn't liberate any penguins because there were no penguins to liberate, a parrot did say hello and proceeded to catcall me so i guess the day hasn't been so bad after all. thank you so much everyone for the kind birthday messages! ily 😭💖

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local idiot being dumb on her staircase more at 11

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‪my best friend bought me a bearded steve funko im gonna cry‬

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i just got dragged by a two year old what's good saturday

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my brother in law and i aren't allowed to see endgame until my niece is born so @ universe not to be dramatic or anything but i'm gonna need my sister to pop her out like this week please kthanks

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i found steve rogers looking majestic as ever

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large glass of hurricane save me from baby shark playing in this bar please dear god

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i would like to thank the beer getting me through the fact that i'm at a piano bar and not watching the red sox game

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there's a new dog in my neighborhood that looks like dodger im

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anyone who survives a children's birthday party at a crowded pizza place with no alcohol is braver than any u.s marine