#the miners are literally like the oil field guys of drg we literally have an oil extraction mission with nodding donkeys too!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

lordofthefeline · 1 year

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In Deep Rock Galactic, the implications that everyone that works for the company is a dwarf is actually really funny. Cause you have the scientists in the Research and Development area that do need stuff, then there’s Mission Control that has the patience of saints, lastly management the unseen entity. Everyone is a dwarf acting civilized to get their job done.

All of that means that us the players cough i mean miners are just like that. i.e. batshit crazy. It’s our normal state to cause issues (barrels belong in the launch bay fuck you Mission Control) and go to work drunker than a monkeys uncle. It comes with the job description.

And that, frankly, is beautiful.

#catspeaks #deep rock galactic #the miners are literally like the oil field guys of drg we literally have an oil extraction mission with nodding donkeys too!!!#once a dwarf becomes a miner I think it’s just natural that they return to their natural instincts of having the survivability of a roach #also that leads me to a whole OTHER world building thing I was going to use for like Dnd or homebrew where dwarven potions are alcohol based #alcohol based because they have a natural high tolerance and the ethanol makes potions more potent I guess?#anyways I wish the funny beer buffs should stick for the entire mission. imagine doing a mission after drinking the flintlock beer? wild

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