#the metatron don't want none if you're too young hun

[the-metatron]

Metatron, Sir.

Respectfully

With all my upside downness

STOP FLIRTING WITH DEMONS YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD.

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Okay?

Would you rather I flirt with you instead, Jay?

[the-metatron]

Ur walking down the street and see this man. What do you do?

He looks a tad too young for me. I keep walking and approach his grandfather instead.

[the-metatron]

And old women. And old nonbinary people. The Metatron doesn't discriminate--except against young people. You must be old enough to have received priority vaccination for covid-19 in 2021 to ride this ride.

I'd like to file a formal complaint against the Metatron.

That man ate my son.

You are aware that I, @the-metatron, have access to this inbox, aren't you?

Please see me in my office, anon. I'll reunite you with your son.

[helphowdoiusethis]

@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon can I get a restraining order for the metatron. He's hypothetically trying to flirt with me.

Metatron, Sir.

Respectfully

With all my upside downness

STOP FLIRTING WITH DEMONS YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD.

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Okay?

Would you rather I flirt with you instead, Jay?