#the massive ominous aircraft hangar in the desert contains nothing but a desk and a stack of credit cards

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If I was a highly placed corrupt official in the US Air Force I imagine I'd have a lot of fun spinning rumours so that all my colleagues think my department is secretly reverse engineering an alien spaceship when I'm actually just embezzling millions to pay a few dozen findommes to talk to me at unsociable hours.