#the man can't even get the right princes matched to the right planes

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Mankar Camoran: How little you understand! You cannot stop Lord Dagon. The Principalities have sparkled as gems in the black reaches of Oblivion since the First Morning. Many are their names and the names of their masters: the Coldharbour of Meridia, Peryite's Quagmire, the ten Moonshadows of Mephala, and... and Dawn's Beauty, the Princedom of Lorkhan, misnamed 'Tamriel' by deluded mortals. Yes, you understand now. Tamriel is just one more Daedric realm of Oblivion, long since lost to its Prince when he was betrayed by those that served him. Lord Dagon cannot invade Tamriel, his birthright! He comes to liberate the Occupied Lands!

Me:

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My Fanfiction and Other Writings!

I've been thinking about making a pinned post of all my stuff over on AO3 as well as any further writing I do on here, so here we go. I've also linked my Fanfiction.Net account for the truly curious as well as catalogued my fanfiction on tumblr itself. Enjoy!

Me on AO3!

My Works on AO3:

A Miscalculation - Futurama The first meeting between Fry, Leela, and Bender. Only things have gone a little backwards. Now has fanart!

Both Sides Are Me - Lunar 2 Unable to bear being a passenger in her own body with no way to stop herself, Mauri writes a letter asking Ronfar to end her suffering.

Kindness By Proxy - The Magnus Archives A look at the unexpected emotional toll that came with Martin going to speak with a bunch of women named Angela.

Thoughts Crashing Into You - The Magnus Archives Jon has trouble containing his feelings for Martin. Literally.

Pins and Needles Heart - The Magnus Archives Martin is intellectually aware of his emotions after departing from the Lonely, but actually feeling them is another matter.

Give Me My Sin Again - The Magnus Archives You know how sometimes you don't realize how very hungry you are until you start eating? Same thing with touch for Jon.

Tears Like Wine - The Magnus Archives Jon comes to derail Martin's plans.

Jon's Fanfiction - The Magnus Archives Yeah, that's definitely about Darcy and Bingley. Sure, Jon.

Magnus Institute Employees Don't Look at Explosions - The Magnus Archives Jon survives the Unknowing, but it didn't end up helping Elias at all.

no map for where I'm going, no bed to rest my head - The Magnus Archives Tim does and doesn't survive the Unknowing.

Dear St. Jude - The Magnus Archives A meet-cute between Head Archivist Martin and one of his archival assistants.

A Fairy Tale Sleepover - Princess Tutu Duck goes to a sleepover at Rue's fairy tale castle.

Flesh and Bone, Bark and Wood - Princess Tutu Fakir turning into a tree from his perspective.

The Moon Holds You Forever - Rusty Quill Gaming Aziza makes her audition for her opera company.

A Spaghetti Lunch at the DMV - Undertale Papyrus gets his driver's license.

Stand-Alone Crossovers:

A Story Ends When You Stop Looking At It - The Magnus Archives/Princess Tutu A man with a duck comes to give his statement.

Series Works:

With This X, I Thee Wed - The Magnus Archives A series about Jon, Martin, piercings, and tattoos. This series includes:

With This Ring? No Thanks. - Jon likes a lot of jewelry, but not rings.

Delicate Chains, But They Won't Break - Not liking rings was not a deal-breaker.

Paper Plane Flew My Heart Away - Martin tells Jon about some of his tattoos, including the one he got for him. (Now with commemorative tattoo!)

Right There on the Dotted Line - Jon surprises Martin with a tattoo of his own.

Cry For Me - The Magnus Archives Songfics are so old hat. The hot trend is writing mini stories and naming each one after a lyric in the song! This series includes:

Cry For Me (if there really are angels to hear) -One particular visit Martin makes to the hospital to visit Jon.

Cry For Me (let the heavens rain down with your tears) - Jon drinks and thinks.

(knowing all along your love was no match for their evil) You Came After Me - Jon wakes up and gets hit with Knowing after Knowing after Knowing.

Should I Go On Living For The Memory Of Your Love? (or should I end it all?) - Jon knows he can't stay in this dreamlike existence, but he has trouble holding on to that enough to convey it to Martin.

You Were The Only Hope Left In This Hopeless World (and now you're gone, you're gone) - An ending somewhere else.

One Hit Wonder Fics - The Magnus Archives Fanfics that happened because of my love of one hit wonders. This series includes:

I've Never Even Set Foot in the Archives! - What happens when the crew can't get to the Archives in the first place? Now has fanart!

I Know What Boys Like - Jon and Martin go on a rowboat date.

The Archivist and the Prince's Heart - The Magnus Archives A Princess Tutu Fusion AU. Martin finds an unfinished fairy tale called The Prince and the Raven. Jon wakes from his coma and finds that he is in a very different story. This series includes:

Pinned My Hopes On You - the main fic (now has fanart!)

Heartshards - extra scenes (now also has fanart!)

The Canary and the Raven Prince - Jon has a nightmare.

Somewhere Else Under the King - The Magnus Archives/Chzo Mythos Crossover After the events of The Magnus Archives, Jon and Martin end up Somewhere Else. Only Somewhere Else has troubles of its own to the tune of being under the watch of a pain elemental called CHZO. This series includes:

Crossing the Bridge - Jon and Martin recover from their injuries, deal with the STP agents investigating their sudden appearances in this world, try to cope with their choices and losses, and learn just how well they know the name of the King.

Friends and Neighbors - Jon is working on a DIY project when a friend comes to visit. A haunted Colecovision is ordered.

Mind In a Net (I'm Still Drowning) - The events of the start of chapter 3 of Crossing the Bridge from the point of view of Claire Wyndham, one of the espers that fell in love with Martin.

The Sun Always Shines On TV - Frank watches the BBC's tapes of Simone Taylor after her time at DeFoe Manor. Jess makes pancakes and does not ruin them.

The Joy We Hide from the King - I'm at the holiday special. I'm at the wedding episode. I'm at the combination holiday special wedding episode.

The Bittersweet Choices of October - Trilby visits Jon when he comes home from America. There are tacky souvenirs and discussion of choices that Jon can't let go.

My Darling Dear, Love You For All Time - Jon and Martin discuss what music they want for their wedding.

Frehorn and Magnus - The Magnus Archives/Chzo Mythos Crossover What if Jack Frehorn and Jonah Magnus were friends? That's it, that's the pitch. This series includes:

Acquired Tastes - Jack and Jonah's first meeting on Clanbronwyn in 1824.

The Knife Cleaves and Cleaves - Jack takes Elias out to Buckinghamshire in 2014 and makes him an offer.

Leaping Into Assumption - A bridge is completed in 2018. Jack takes advantage of this and urges Simon to do the same.

Incident Report - Jim Fowler has an encounter in 2019.

From the Files of the STP - The Magnus Archives/Chzo Mythos/The Consuming Shadow Crossover The STP get to Jon before the Magnus Institute does. This series includes:

The Disappearance of Thomas Orzechowski - In the summer of 1997, Claire speaks to an eight year old Jon about A Guest for Mr. Spider.

The (Brief) Disappearance of Martin Blackwood - Martin meets Jon while working at a cafe, and while things start off a bit rocky they become good friends. And then everything around Martin crashes in on him.

The Thread of the Idol - In the autumn of 2013, Jon is asked to find a vision of the future. In the winter of 2386, Malcolm waits for his fate.

un petit chat - The Admiral gets out and talks with an old friend.

Litmus Test - London falls under the influence of a lust elemental. Gerry and Gertrude try to stop it while Jon and Martin fall under its sway.

The (Sort Of) Abduction of Daniel Stoker - In the summer of 2013, Danny goes on his fateful urbex trip.

Other writing that's not fanfiction:

I'm reading The Hobbit for the first time ever and liveblogging my reactions! The link is the tag entries in chronological order and is now complete!

Can we call it fanfiction if I'm not a fan?

A Shared Shade of Grey - Fifty Shades of Grey The fix-it fic that's kicked around in my head on and off ever since I saw the movie. Absolutely no sex is had in this fic and it's better for it.

Older Works:

Me on Fanfiction.Net!

All the works listed there are Princess Tutu. I still look upon some of them fondly, but I definitely feel like I'm a better writer now than I was then. (That's what 10 years will do to you.) Still, they're available online and I wrote them, so for the sake of records, here they are.

Tumblr Fanfiction:

Please note that I've not written any sort of ratings on these. There can and will be unmarked spoilers, violence, sex, and things I'm not necessarily proud of in general. But better for me to find and post them rather than wait for somebody to try pulling receipts on me.

I am, however, making one exception to this: I’ve written a couple of Harry Potter fanfics because I read the books and used to be a fan. But knowing what I know now of JK Rowling, it’s tainted anything that might have been considered good in them for me and I can’t bring myself to associate with the books anymore. If you want to find those fics, that’s your business, but don't pretend I stand by it today.

That said, here is everything else. Read at your own risk:

Princess Tutu:

(Fanart of some of my fanfiction.net fic here!)

Part I

Part II

Part III

Bewitching Dream (Paranormal 60s Sitcoms AU)

Autor and Erina and Lunar (Lunar 2 Crossover)

Beyond the Boundary

Song of Mirai (Saya no Uta/Song of Saya AU)

Beyond Belief's Boundary (Beyond Belief AU)

Steven Universe

Miscellaneous Fandoms - These are the fics for fandoms that I haven't written much for so they're all sharing a post. Right now this post includes fanfiction for Lunar, Mother/EarthBound, Psychonauts, Welcome to Night Vale, Deadly Premonition, Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Miraculous Ladybug, Soul Eater, Star Wars, Mystery Skulls Animated, Undertale, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Homestar Runner.

Miscellaneous Oneshot or Small Crossovers and AUs

And a big thanks to everyone who's gone to check out my fanfiction! I love you all! :D

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Since you made it all the way down here, here's the fanfiction I posted anonymously.

Secret Fanfic

Secret Fanfic 2: Electric Boogaloo

I also sometimes write fanfiction that I keep just for me because it is WAY out of my current wheelhouse, even for stuff that I would post anonymously. But if you message me here so I can give you a personal heads up on what to expect, then I might let you have a look-see.

[sassyhobbits]

for one night standards would you write a scene where aelin cant be found in the castle maybe bc shes doing sth ridiculous with her daughter like a mother daughter photoshoot to surprise rowan with later but when rowan can't find her he gets all panicked and out of his mind bc he still has unresolved trauma from when she was kidnapped and its all angsty until he has both back in his arms but also gives rowan a chance to talk and work through his experience with aelin gone? (because lets face it he probably ignores his feelings about that as much as possible in order to not burden aelin further and because it was just too painful)

loved this idea!!! i also added the prompt “Because I know when I open my eyes this will all turn out to be a dream and I’ll lose you again“ Thank you to everyone who supported ONS!! i had such a fun time writing it and im always happy to come back to it. enjoy!!

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Rowan Whitethorn was generally a patient man.

He knew how to wait his turn, to take his time. He was always one to raise a brow at those who seemed to be in a harried rush to everything. It seemed stressful, to say the least. He was perfectly content to sit back when needed.

Except for now.

He had made a trip back home to Doranelle to surprise Isolde for her graduation from her masters program. Aelin had wanted to come as well, but with the baby and the responsibilities she had back in Orynth, it just hadn’t worked out. Still, she sent her well-wishes to Isolde through a video chat, letting little Eliora babble into the camera and say hello as well.

Their daughter was just over six months now, already growing far too fast for Rowan’s liking. He treasured every moment he got to spend with his two favorite girls.

And although he was always happy to see his family back in Doranelle, it had been the longest he had been away since Eliora had been born. It made him highly impatient to return home.

His jet touched down in Terrasen in the early afternoon. It was summer, though the day was mild. The sky was a vivid blue, fat white clouds floating lethargically on the breeze. Absolutely beautiful.

Due to the time difference, he hadn’t been able to call Aelin before he had got on the plane. He tried to reach her as he slid into the dark sedan that would drive him from the airport to the palace, but all he got was her voicemail.

Maybe she was in the shower, or changing Eliora’s diaper. Maybe their daughter had a finicky night of sleeping and now the pair were trying to catch up on their slumber. It was fine. Or so Rowan told himself. He still hadn’t been able to stop the small clench of nerves at the pit of his stomach.

He scolded those foolish feelings. Of course his wife and daughter were safe. They were just waiting for him to return.

The drive was quick and easy and he was back at the palace before he knew it. His feet carried him towards the room he shared with Aelin, a small smile curling on his lips as he thought about having his wife and daughter in his arms once more. He missed the feeling of Aelin curled against him as they slept.

“Aelin?” he called, pushing into their room and nudging the door shut behind him. “I’m home.”

He was greeted by nothing but silence. No sound of running water in the bathroom to suggest a shower, so soft snores or shifting sheets meaning a nap. He strode into the bedroom, finding that the bed was already neatly made, not a thread out of place.

He dropped his bags by the dresser, noting that Aelin’s phone had been left there, face up. He picked it up, seeing that she still had the notification of a missed call from him and a few miscellaneous emails that hadn’t been checked.

“Aelin?” he said again, moving towards the nursery. He had gotten used to the sight of Aelin sitting in the rocking chair with Eliora, either when the babe was hungry or she just wanted to hold her daughter. Rowan had countless pictures on his phone of the two of them in that position. The sunlight streamed from the window and hit them just right in the mornings, making them look like a painting.

But the nursery was empty and the window was shut.

Those nerves reared their ugly heads once more. He had no reason to assume the worst, the palace was one of the safest places in the kingdom.

But… Aelin had once been snatched away from him on palace grounds. During their own wedding.

Rowan shook himself. No. That was the past. This was now.

Since his wife didn’t have her phone, he knew it would be fruitless to try and contact her that way. But, Rowan knew Aelin better than he knew himself.

He began a sweep of the palace, checking out her favorite haunts. The library was a bust, so was the gym. He had checked the kitchens to see if she had swooped in for a snack or something sweet, but she wasn’t there either. Rowan luckily ran into Aedion, asking the prince if he knew where Aelin was. But her cousin hadn’t seen her at all that morning.

With each failed attempt at finding them, Rowan’s fears steadily crept up. It wouldn’t be much longer before they had wrapped themselves around his throat and pulled him deep into their depths.

He took a long breath to center himself before striding out into the gardens. His heart started beating faster, not seeing any sign of her at first. Rowan’s fingers curled into tight fists as he stepped over fresh, green grass. Gods, where were they? If something had happened to them…

But before Rowan’s fears could conquer him, he heard a soft voice on the summer breeze. A familiar voice at that. Relief washed through him, heavenly and soothing, as he followed that melodic sound.

It was Aelin. It didn’t take him long to realize that she was reading one of Eliora’s favorite books to her. It was a silly tale, and it was made even more vivid when Aelin told it. She was an excellent story-teller. They didn’t know how much Eliora really understood, whether she just liked the brightly colored pictures or the faces her mother would make when she told it. Regardless, it always made the little princess smile.

Rowan rounded a hedge, a warmth spreading through his chest at the sight before him.

Aelin had spread out a large quilt under the shade of a willow. Some of Eliora’s toys were scattered about, but currently, the toddler sat in her mother’s lap, wide-eyes glued on the book before her.

Rowan couldn’t help but think Aelin looked stunning today. Her golden hair was left loose, swaying on the breeze, the summer sun bringing a healthy flush to her cheeks. She wore a silky, pale blue wrap-dress, bare feet tucked beneath her as she read. Eliora looked mighty charming too in a bright pink dress with a matching bow.

Rowan strolled towards them, Aelin’s eyes jumping towards him as she noticed his presence. A huge smile broke out on her stunning face.

“You’re home!” she greeted, putting the book she had been reading aloud down. Eliora, no longer entertained by her mother’s storytelling, crawled over the quilt to grab one of her brightly colored toys. “I thought you were going to call me when you landed?”

“I did, Fireheart,” Rowan said. He lowered herself behind Aelin on the blanket, his wife situated between his legs, before wrapping his arms tightly around her and tugging her back into his chest securely. “You left your phone in our room.”

Rowan placed a lingering kiss on Aelin's shoulder, breathing in her scent deeply. She was safe, in his arms, Eliora happy as can be, sticking her toys in her mouth. Everything was fine.

Aelin turned in his arms slightly, brows knitted slightly. Rowan knew she could see right through him.

“What is it, Ro?”

“It’s nothing, love.”

Aelin narrowed her eyes at him, as if to say, Don’t you lie to me, Buzzard.

Rowan heaved a sigh, reaching out and brushing some of Aelin’s silky hair behind her ear. “It’s just… you didn’t answer me when I called, and I couldn’t find you and Eliora when I got back. I just couldn’t help but think…” His hand drifted until it rested on Aelin’s abdomen, right over the scar she bore from fighting her way to freedom. He saw understanding on his wife’s face.

“We’re here, Rowan. We’re safe.” She placed a gentle hand on Rowan’s cheek, bringing his gaze towards her.

“I know,” Rowan whispered, jaw clenched. “But sometimes, I just worry that when I open my eyes, this will all turn out to be a dream. And I’ll lose you all over again.”

Aelin took his hand, giving it a firm squeeze. “This is real, Rowan. We both fought for this life, for each other. And nothing, nothing, is going to take it away. Ever.”

Rowan saw the determination blazing in Aelin’s eyes. She was right, of course. This was their life now, they had built their happiness bit by bit, even when so much seemed to want to go wrong. But Aelin and Eliora… they were everything to him. He didn’t know if he would ever be able to banish his fears entirely, but he would treasure every moment he spent with them.

Rowan leaned in, kissing Aelin softly before murmuring against her lips, “I missed you.”

She smiled, kissing him again. “I missed you too, Ro.”

They indulged in a few more slow, sweet kisses before loud babbling sounded, tiny hands twisting into Rowan’s trouser. He looked down, finding Eliora’s wide eyes looking up at him, flashing a gummy smile.

Aelin laughed. “It looks like someone else missed you, too.”

Rowan grinned, reaching out and picking up his daughter. He held her up high, making her release the sweetest little laughs, little legs kicking in delight. He kissed Eliora all over her little face before tucking her in one arm, throwing the other around Aelin. Immense love and devotion flowed through him, holding his two girls close.

No wonder why he had been so impatient to get home.

[hwauas]

🔞: "honeymoon"

kim hongjoong | 김홍중 - 2,347 words

please note that y/n is here a woman.

nothing would break your happiness. absolutely nothing.

you were newly married to the man you always loved from the bottom of your heart. Kim Hongjoong. your Kim Hongjoong.

the wedding day was exactly like you wanted it to be. in the forest, where all kind of magic would bring you into a real and living fairy tale. your fairy tale.

     this day, Hongjoong looked like a real prince as he tried to match with you who looked like a Victorian princess. the simple white dress, the delicate and embroidered bridal veil, this crown you always dreamt of on your head: you were living your dream by his side.

     your wedding day symbolised the very beginning of the honeymoon. the first two days as miss Kim has been spent in a cosy wooden house in this forest. but then, he took you out on a trip, and you discovered a whole new side of the honeymoon he planed.

the place he took you at was a place above all your hope.

this place held as much magic and fantasy as this forest you get to say 'yes' to Hongjoong. it was basically a manor house that fit perfectly your wedding theme, far from all form of civilization.

you thought he was crazy, but were the happiest deep inside you.

     it's been now a week since you get married to Hongjoong, and since you became Kim y/n. and so, it's been a week since you were living a dream. you forgot about your day-to-day life, the problems, the tasks. only your husband mattered.

     “honey, what are you doing? aren't you cold?”

Hongjoong approached you from behind. he rested both his hands on your arms, and softly kissed your exposed shoulders. you couldn't help but smile at this soft touch.

     “no, not really. the view is breathtaking.. this matters more than the chill breeze.”

     “but your skin says the opposite, honey.”

Hongjoong softly wrapped his arms around you. you soon felt his warmth engulfing you as well as his sweet scent.

he stayed against you, pecking your skin here and there. he didn't care as much as you about the sight, the sunset behind the city afar.

     watching the sunset never failed to soothe you. the stress, the pain, the issues or the angry... nothing could resist a sunset to you. the sunset was also announcing the calm, the peace of the night. just like the waves after something hit the surface of a stretch of water that slowly disappear, allowing the surface to slowly become as calm as before.

     “can we stay here a little bit longer, please?”

Hongjoong's warmth was enough for you to balance with the breeze.

     “i'd rather not. i don't want my wife to catch a cold during our honeymoon.”

his voice was sweet, a soft melody in your ear. a hand brushed past your arm and softly grabbed your hand.

“are you following me?”

the whisper gave you goosebumps, just as the kisses he left on your skin behind your ear, and down to your neck. you shyly nodded, feeling the breath twitch in your throat.

     Hongjoong led you across the corridors to a room you never visited before. he opened the door, and went inside before you. you could already tell there was a sweet scent coming out of this room. and when you saw the candles, the dozens and dozens of candles here and there which were illuminating the room, you understood this was all planed by your husband.

Hongjoong used your favourite candles, closed the net curtain and closed the window behind. he wanted to keep both the smell in, but also the warmth, and he wanted to darken a little the room from the moon.

     “Joong, honey.. you didn't have to..”

you slowly stepped forward to the bed, where Hongjoong sat while waiting for you.

     “i had to. we won't live this moment twice.”

he grabbed your hands once you were close enough to him, and pulled you to sat on his lap, you facing him.

“i wanted you to look at the star during this moment. but then, i realised nothing is more beautiful than you. not even the stars. so..”

he lifted up your head. you saw a mirror hanging on the ceiling, right above the bed. you blushed, yet stayed there, looking up to your reflections. Hongjoong started to kiss your throat, then your neck, and your collarbones.

“i want you to look at how beautiful you are.”

his hands made their way under your top, and found the perfect spot on your waist.

     “i- i can't look at me in a moment like this..”

you looked down at him again. your cheeks were showing how awkward you felt about this idea, but your eyes were showing pleasure only.

     “you can, sweetheart. and you will.”

     within a blink, you were under him, on the bed. his lips kept wandering on your skin: neck, collarbones, shoulders. until he couldn't go further because of your top. he slowly removed it, and threw it aside. he mumbled some compliments against your skin, his lips wandering back on you: the torso, your breasts, your stomach.

shy to look at you, your weren't looking at yourself. your eyes were closed, and your head turned to the side.

Hongjoong noticed it, and stopped what he was doing.

     “what did i say, sweetheart. won't you behave, today?”

you bit your lower lip, trying your best to take a deep breath even though it was still twitching. you slowly opened your eyes and looked up. the first thing you saw was your breasts which weren't perfect at all to you. you tried to hide them, but Hongjoong was quicker than you to stop you.

“you're stunning, sweetheart, don't hide yourself.”

     he slowly let go of your wrists to undo your bra. he also threw it away. his kisses were back on your breasts, going to a nipple. his tongue teased it, played with it, earnings few whimpers from you.

you ran a hand through his hair: you wanted to help him with it, and you wanted to let him know physically how good he was making you feel.

     your back arched off the bed, and it was as if you were gifting him your body, this body Hongjoong was loving, treasuring. you were his treasure, and his only.

Hongjoong's lips slowly started to go down again on your tummy, until he met your pants this time. he straightened up, his hands slowly tracing the curves of your body. he was so tender in his gestures. not a single gesture was violating your body, was doing something you disliked.

he finally reached for the brim of your pants, and removed it from you alongside your panties.

he spread your legs apart to sit on the bed in between them. his hands, on your knees, softly went up your thighs.

     “love, please, let me see you too.”

you were looking up to the mirror in aim to behave. you wanted this moment to stay as sweet as it has been until now. you spoke lowly, as if you were afraid to break the moment right now if you used your normal tone — and this caused your voice to crack.

     “as baby girl wants.”

he removed his top, and layed down between your thighs right after.

“but first, look at you being the most beautiful human this world ever known. you're so much more beautiful when your body is overwhelmed with pleasure.”

with that, he kissed your inner thigh, and your folds, before focussing on the main spot: your clit.

     his lips and his tongue were playing some magic on this bud of nerves, and around your area in general. you couldn't help but moan louder and louder at each contact between his wet cave and your wet core.

you tightened your hold on his hair, your toes curled up, your hips couldn't stay in place. he tried to pin them down, but he couldn't: you managed everytime to move them anyways.

you had troubles keeping your eyes wide open to look at you as he wanted. it was almost impossible, the pleasure was too strong.

     a first moan. and a second one. a third one.

you tried your best to aware him of your high approaching at each lick.

     “words. i want words, baby girl.”

he tasted again your wetness, yet only kitty licked you. this got you whining.

     “Joong, i'm- i'm close. please. let me come!”

your eyes finally shoot close at the pleasure overwhelming your body. his tongue slowly entered you, causing the pleasure to be ten times bigger.

     your high finally hit your body few seconds later. your hand was firmly holding his hair. your body was trembling at the stimulation through your high. you were short-winded. your skin was slightly twinkling at the glimmer of a candle.

Hongjoong was enjoying the view from your lower region. his tongue was again wandering around your area since he didn't want to waist any drop. but when he left your core, he frowned as he saw your eyes closed.

     “the mirror, baby girl. you're stunning, look at you.”

only when he made sure you were looking at yourself through the mirror, he removed his last pieces of clothes that remained on him. his length pocked at your lower region when he hovered you to kiss your neck again.

     “i only see a woman whose body was shaking because of the pleasure.”

a smirk you felt against your skin spread on his lips. he grabbed his manhood and rubbed it against your clit. your hips again moved, following his gestures, to enjoy to the fullest this strokes.

     “and you're gonna see it again pretty soon, sweetheart.”

he slowly entered into you, stretching your walls. it was a good sensation for both of you: you were welcoming him perfectly, and he felt good there, in this tight, hot and wet cave.

     before doing anything, he lifted your leg and rested it on his shoulder. he then started moving into you, slowly first so you could get used of his presence again. he kissed your leg on his shoulder, and gently stroked your thigh. his other hand was trying to keep your hips in place.

but this slow pace didn't last.

he first started by going faster into you, with each thrust going deeper into you. and these newly fast thrusts slowly turned into him pounding this spot he knew would take you to cloud nine — or higher.

his hand wandered from your hips to your chest to grab a nipple, and quickly went higher to your throat, meanwhile his other hand was holding on your thigh quickly, helping him to give you these powerful thrusts.

     “do you like what you see?”

he maintained your head up with his hand to force you looking at this beautiful reflection of yours — even though it was a blurry one. you only squeaked, hoping it was enough for him as an answer. but it wasn't. he lightly tightened his hand around your throats.

“words, sweetheart. i don't understand squeaks.”

     you collected your strengths to answer verbally his question. this task was harder than you thought, because of the pleasure coming from each gestures he made. you were almost speechless.

     “am i making you feel that good that you can't speak?”

his behaviour was kinda bestial, but the look in his eyes were showing an unending love, and lust. he desired you more than no one else.

     “f-fuck! yes, Joong! yes you do!”

you managed to scream again. your eyes were slowly getting wet by tears because of the pleasure, because of how good you felt. you high was approaching again, dangerously approaching. and when you thought you could experience it, Hongjoong's thrusts stopped.

     “on my cock, back facing me. if you want to cum, then make you feel good honey.”

he layed down next to you on the bed, and as desperate as you were, you quickly straddled him. you thought it was your chance to reach your high without looking at you as he wanted you to do. your hands were on his thighs as you were sinking his hardened member into you. but as soon as you started to bounce on him, he grabbed a handful of your hair to pull them without hurting you, making you look up at your reflection again. you moaned out at the feeling of your hair being pulled as you always loved.

“look how beautiful you are when you are bouncing on me.”

     you kept doing on him, and tried at the same time to look at you. all forms of shyness left your body, you were now down to look at you being fucked. and you even started to notice few things you liked about yourself. as strange as this was to you at the beginning, it ended up being something helpful to love yourself a little more.

     “Joong! can i come?”

you screamed out, feeling his manhood effortlessly hitting spots that made you feel extremely good. and as soon as you heard his approval, you stopped yourself and came undone on him, on his member, on his thighs, and his balls.

he let go of your hair to grab your hips, maintaining them in place, and used a lot of his last strengths to fuck you through your high.

he painted your walls with his white liquid, his thrusts sloppier than ever, and he slowly stopped, giving you his last thrusts.

     “how do you feel, honey?~”

he started to stroke your body softly: your back, your waist, your thighs.

     “good.. i've never felt this good..~”

you tried to catch your breath as you were coming down from your high.

     you pulled him out of you, and layed besides him. his sweet behaviour slowly came back: he held you close to him, kissed your forehead multiple times, and strokes your arm softly.

     “i love you, Kim y/n.”

you smiled wildly, proud to be his wife. proud to have the same name as him.

     “i love you too, Kim Hongjoong.”

you kissed his chest, and drifted to sleep in his hold without even realising it.

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Us, May 3

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Cover: Pregnant Meghan Markle: My Baby, My Way

Page 2: Red Carpet -- rufflemania -- Hollywood style stars are tier-ing it up in this flattering design with feminine flair -- Tracee Ellis Ross, Kaitlyn Dever, Margot Robbie, Logan Browning, Nicola Coughlan

Page 3: Lizzo, Maude Apatow, Lucy Boynton, Jessica Alba, Lily Collins

Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Anya Taylor-Joy vs. Isla Fisher vs. Regina King in Stuart Weitzman Nudist sandal

Page 6: Loose Talk -- Shonda Rhimes on the intense backlash she received over Rege-Jean Page's exit from Bridgerton, Kelly Ripa on her most embarrassing interview, Luke Bryan on his mother LeClaire's Instagram fame, Blake Shelton on The Voice's new coach Ariana Grande, Reese Witherspoon joking about wearing bottoms that aren't sweatpants

Page 8: Contents

Page 10: A Final Farewell to Prince Philip, his four children Prince Charles and Princess Anne and Prince Andrew and Prince Edward were among the loved ones who participated in the emotional ceremony, feuding brothers Prince Harry and Prince William (and his wife Duchess Kate) put their differences aside after the intimate service, due to Covid-19 protocols the grieving Queen Elizabeth stayed socially distant from the other 29 people who attended the funeral for her husband of 73 years

Page 11: ACM Awards 2021 -- Maren Morris teamed up with her husband Ryan Hurd and won Female Artist of the Year, Thomas Rhett won Male Artist of the Year, Carrie Underwood took the stage

Page 12: Hot Pics -- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wore an orange coat during a visit to NYC, John Stamos plays a coach on the TV show Big Shot, Zach Braff goofed around on the set of Cheaper by the Dozen in L.A.

Page 13: Eva Longoria on her trampoline while aboard a yacht in Miami, Howie Mandel arrived to the set of America's Got Talent dressed as a bug in Pasadena

Page 14: Jon Hamm and his rescue dog Splash strolled around the neighborhood in L.A., Heidi Klum in all white in Pasadena, Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry take a stroll in L.A.

Page 15: Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes held hands after dinner at Il Segreto in L.A., Patrick Dempsey shot a scene for his show Devils in Rome

Page 16: Rachel Brosnahan in a blue dress and carrying a clear umbrella on the set of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel in NYC, Lin-Manuel Miranda at the opening of a vaccination center for Broadway workers in Times Square, Trisha Yearwood feeds one of her rescue pups

Page 18: Gen Z Has Spoken -- these celebs are making the young kids proud -- Baggy Jeans -- Hailey Bieber, Tracee Ellis Ross, Bella Hadid

Page 19: Middle Parts -- Busy Philipps, Lizzo, Jennifer Lopez, Kourtney Kardashian, baguette bags -- Dua Lipa, Elsa Hosk, Irina Shayk, Kendall Jenner

Page 20: Seeing Double -- stars bear a striking resemblance to their famous counterparts -- Elizabeth Banks and Chelsea Handler, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Nina Dobrev, Betty Gilpin and Jodie Comer

Page 21: Rob Lowe and Ian Somerhalder, Jaime Pressly and Margot Robbie, Isla Fisher and Amy Adams, Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran, Kyle Richards and Kacey Musgraves

Page 22: Clueless Crew -- stars are totally buggin' over Cher Horowitz's style in yellow plaid -- Robin Roberts on Good Morning America, Katie Holmes was rollin' with her homie beau Emilio Vitolo Jr. in NYC, Vanessa Hudgens, Dianna Agron

Page 23: Gabrielle Union

Page 24: Stars They're Not Like Us -- Jay Leno took one of his vintage automobiles out for a spin in L.A., Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took a selfie with a fan while grocery shopping in Beverly Hills, Kylie Jenner has custom vending machines

Page 25: Carrie Underwood in her massive walk-in closet, Denzel Washington signs autographs for fans in NYC, Megan Thee Stallion on a private plane, Drake and his bodyguard in Beverly Hills

Page 26: Stars They're Just Like Us -- Sarah Jessica Parker catches a yellow cab after working at her shoe store in NYC, Brad Paisley picked up five pizzas to go in Montecito

Page 27: Kelly Osbourne handed out goods at a drive-thru food distribution event at the Islamic Center of Southern California, HGTV's Egypt Sherrod transformed her closet into a meditation space in Atlanta, in between filming Law & Order: SVU's Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T take a selfie

Page 28: Hollywood Dads -- Scott Porter on parenting his two kids McCoy and Clover

Page 29: Jonathan Tucker on life with twins Hayes and India, parenthood is a lot tougher than Jovi Dufren imagined, Maksim Chmerkovskiy can't wait to show son Shai his work

Page 30: Love Lives -- Rihanna and A$AP Rocky are showing no signs of slowing down -- the pair enjoyed a night out in L.A. hotspot Delilah where they were holding hands and laughing and they're not hiding the fact that they're dating but they just don't want people in their business -- they're a good match and are each other's best friend

Page 31: Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber may look like the picture-perfect couple, but Justin admits that their first year of marriage wasn't what he expected, saying it was really tough and there was just a lack of trust and he blamed the strain on his own personal struggles and said before he didn't have someone to love or someone to pour into but now, more than two years after exchanging vows with Hailey, he has that

* Kacey Musgraves' romance with Dr. Gerald Onuoha is giving her butterflies -- the pair are so happy they found each other and while Kacey, who split from her husband Ruston Kelly last summer, is trying not to get too ahead of herself, her connection to the Nashville-based doc is off the charts and it's got the potential to go a very long way

* Today's Savannah Guthrie is thankful to have husband Michael Feldman in her life, especially given the demands of her early morning work schedule

Page 32: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are getting serious -- all the details on their whirlwind romance

Page 33: Adapting to parenthood has been a breeze for Emma Stone and she's soaking in all the precious moments of being a mom for the first time -- she and husband Dave McCary welcomed their baby daughter in March and Emma is super protective and a very hands-on mom and Dave is also hands-on and helps with their daughter -- thanks to the little one, Emma's marriage with the comedian has also gotten stronger and having a baby has brought them closer in a way they never expected -- Emma is looking forward to getting back to work; she's taken this time off to embrace motherhood and her number one priority is to raise a healthy baby so that's what she's focused on right now

* Britney Spears is setting the record straight -- despite her ongoing conservatorship battle with her dad, Jamie Spears, she is doing totally fine, assuring fans that she's extremely happy and she has a beautiful home, beautiful children and she's taking a break right now because she's enjoying herself -- although the legal drama with her father is heating up, Britney is staying strong and she has this wonderful ability to see the positive even when the odds are against her

* Keeping Up With Us -- production for the Downton Abbey sequel is underway, Mossimo Giannulli is a free man, Chrissy Teigen returned to Twitter 23 days after announcing that she was leaving the platform, Vanessa Bryant remembered her late husband Kobe Bryant on what would have been their 20th wedding anniversary, Helen McCrory lost her battle with cancer at age 52 according to her husband Damian Lewis

Page 34: A Day in My Life -- Whitney Port

Page 35: Colton Underwood is ready to live his truth -- during an interview on Good Morning America, the former Bachelor came out as gay, saying he's run from himself for a long time and he came to terms with his sexuality earlier this year and he's the happiest and healthiest he's ever been -- now that he feels like he can finally breathe, Colton is excited for his next chapter, which fans will get to see on an upcoming reality show with Olympian Gus Kenworthy -- a huge weight has been lifted off of Colton's shoulders and he is looking forward to being his authentic self

Page 36: Moms Tell All -- Happy Mother's Day! From milestones and manners to rules and nanny-bans, celebs and insiders talk about raising kids in Hollywood

Page 37: Bindi Irwin says life at home with her daughter Grace Warrior has been positively blissful and her family with dad Chandler Powell is so full of love, adding that the newborn has already met some of the wildlife at the Australia Zoo where Bindi and Chandler live and work and of course she's seen some crocs and really lit up when she saw them -- while the Aussie conservationist is sad Grace won't get to meet her late dad Steve Irwin, Bindi's brother Robert Irwin and mom Terri Irwin have been by her side constantly and Robert is obsessed with Grace and has been helping out so much and her mom has been the biggest guiding light and she's already taught Bindi so much about being a mother, both in how she raised her and by showing her things day by day and Terri is quite the baby whisperer and she's so great a calming Grace down when she's crying -- first-time father Chandler is also a natural with Grace and he's been the most supportive and involved dad and together, he and Bindi make such a great team -- for now, Bindi, who stars with Chandler in Crikey! It's a Baby!, is hoping Grace will follow in her animal-activist footsteps, saying having three generations of strong women working as conservationists is a dream come true

* Jennifer Garner said teaching your kids is a lifelong job, and certainly values are something you have to show them -- Jennifer, who shares kids Violet, Seraphina and Samuel with ex Ben Affleck, is staying true to her word and has led by example when it comes to things like kindness and patience and she won't let anyone in the house to judge or speak ill of people, and she enforces the same wholesome, traditional values that she was raised with and the kids have been taught to be loving, hardworking and fair -- Jennifer has always taken a kids-come-first approach to parenting, and it shows as they bake together, enjoy movie nights, read books and have very active lives and it's a very healthy, happy household filled with laughter and love

Page 38: Gwen Stefani has her hands full with her sons Kingston, Zuma and Apollo with ex-husband Gavin Rossdale, but she wouldn't want it any other way -- Gwen's a tomboy, so having three boys wasn't daunting for her at all, plus she has fiance Blake Shelton by her side to pitch in with parenting duties and Gwen and the boys have a blast at Blake's ranch in Oklahoma where they enjoy riding their ATVs, and they play baseball and football -- it's not all fun and games, though because Gwen is big on boundaries and manners and she doesn't want to raise Hollywood brats and it's important to her that her sons be gentlemen

* Meghan Markle's pregnancy with Archie was no walk in the park, as she revealed during her bombshell TV interview with husband Prince Harry, the couple had concerns over whether or not the royal family would provide security for their son and claimed there were conversations about his skin color -- but this time around, as Meghan and Harry gear up for baby No. 2 at home in L.A., she's doing everything her way, without the royals and Meghan and Harry feel blessed that they're able to raise their daughter in the U.S. and can live by their own rules and make the decisions they feel are best for their children; having independence is the most important thing for Meghan and she's got free rein to be exactly the kind of mom she wants to be -- her parenting style is really like most mothers out there, and she's been craving pasta and doing yoga two times a day as her due date nears and she keeps a lot of art supplies out to foster creativity and healthy snacks around and she's a devoted mom and wants the best for her kids

Page 39: Kate Hudson has a lot on her plate, so the mom of three, who shares son Ryder with former husband Chris Robinson and son Bingham with ex Matt Bellamy and daughter Rani with boyfriend Danny Fujikawa, knows when to put her foot down as things can get a little overwhelming at times for Kate, but when she says no, it absolutely means no, and the kids respect her very much because of that

* Gigi Hadid, who shares daughter Khai with boyfriend Zayn Malik, wants to spend every waking moment with her precious little girl -- Gigi could easily afford to employ a team of nannies but chooses not to and she prefers to do everything herself and besides, she can't bear to be away from Khai for more than a few hours

* Candace Cameron Bure's three grown kids are flying the coop, but she's still super involved in their lives, despite slowly becoming an empty nester -- the mom of Natasha, Lev, and Maksim with former hockey player Valeri Bure says it's been a very transitional time and she's been trying to help them make decisions they feel good about and it's challenging, but they're figuring it out

Page 40: Oh, Baby! Meghan Markle's due date is just around the corner, and here are all the details

* Bump Brigade -- Halsey, Gal Gadot, Shawn Johnson East

Page 42: 10 Years of the Cambridges -- a look back at Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton's solid marriage for their anniversary

Page 44: Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez: What Really Happened -- cheating and lies? The truth behind J.Lo's split from fiance A-Rod

Page 45: Friendliest Exes -- these former couples managed to stay close after going their separate ways -- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz

Page 48: Gifts for Mother's Day

Page 54: Entertainment -- Ben Barnes on Shadow and Bone

Page 58: Fashion Police -- the most daring Oscars looks -- Bjork, Whoopi Goldberg, Charlize Theron

Page 59: Rachel Weisz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady Gaga

Page 60: 25 Things You Don't Know About Me -- Julia Michaels

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Rio & Indie

Rio: How did you even? Rio: Soz Bills but this is next level sorcery! Indie: nah man it werent no militant thing Indie: when your ride that crutterz whatever i did was gonna make it less clappin' innit Indie: plus your boy mad distracting 👌 i been knew Rio: Too real 😂 could hear me coming, like Rio: giving the boy racers a run for their money and I ain't even tryna hang, lads 😬😷 Rio: Idk how yous even managed it seriously but 👏 Indie: could here you cumming too bitch i knew i had time 😏😂 Indie: forreal tho you better not drag without me 👑 of the strip like so gimme them 2s Indie: thank me with that good 🎂 fore the sibs take every slice Rio: Ew shut up 😂 Rio: 'Course, babe Rio: Not racing for pinks now you got my motor so 🔥 tho Rio: Can have Ro's Rio: baby might want some of that taste sensation like but 🤷 Indie: tell yourself and your mans 👌🤐 Indie: yeah your whip is beast now if i do say myself after clocking in dem hours Indie: gotta hit drew with his share of that sugar cos he did help me source Indie: but unlucky younger you ain't getting yours 😂 Rio: PLEASE Rio: I know you ain't been hearing when I been trying so hard Rio: full time occupation keeping it 🤐 legit Rio: I love it Rio: That's good, nothing like bonding under the hood of a car right? Indie: is it? then how am i clued that mckenna aint the strong silent type that he is in the streets 😏 boy got some volume Indie: gurl we need more paper if you want that privacy cos thats how the walls be in this drum Indie: yeah? i love you bitch 💖 Indie: naaaah you kno he aint getting himself dirty like that with no oil or grease Indie: 💰 only Indie: & he took me buying off them travellers and DAMN how some of those lads be 😍 Rio: Imma pretend I didn't hear THAT 'cos I ain't about to share his secrets 😏 Rio: I'll work on it then 😜 Rio: Always gon' love you bitch 🧡 Rio: What a tart 🙄 Rio: Not you though don't be tryna give me grey hairs already gurl 😂 Indie: 😂 Indie: me too cos you the only 1 getting that work done free baby Indie: 💖💖💖 Indie: gotta look good for his fancy piece innit 🏥 Indie: catch me on site tryna get grabbed rn giving you all the alone time w mckenna you be needing Rio: Trust, feeling that special with it 💖👸 Rio: 'Course, not that he's afraid of hard graft or anything, nah 😏 Rio: Hold up on the heart attack you gonna give Ma Rio: 'cos about to both have all that alone time 🛫🏖 Indie: safe 👑 Indie: nah nah 😂 hardest working rudeboy in the 24 Indie: self titled drew innit tho Indie: ma can get in line cos how these boys are got me feelin i could have one of my own 😍😍 mines bout to stop on the words they say & them accents Indie: gotta play hard like my wifey do so i dont get vexed being here in this temp at this time Indie: stuck schoolin & hustlin like 😒 Rio: 😂 Rio: I ain't no snitch so I'll keep it on the dl Rio: but bitch knows her way 'round that site herself so 👀 out for her even if your 💘 is gone like Rio: Poor baby 😟😥 Promise it's your turn next, anywhere you wanna Indie: ✌✌✌ Indie: its chill ill party like its my bday & im legal Indie: cant keep a rudegirl down Indie: gimme the 411 on how mckenna did tho did he come through w your 💍 or nah Rio: Gotta have one on me, like Rio: wouldn't be polite otherwise 😋 Rio: [pics] Rio: Bitch, when I tell you I can't even Indie: 😮😮 bitch WTF Indie: how he out here doing it like that?? Indie: boy stop Indie: but like dont Rio: I know Rio: and you're gonna see where we're going Rio: it's ridiculous Rio: he's ridiculous Indie: 😍😍😍 Indie: and you dont want me on his friends bitch EXCUSE ME Indie: i gotta tap this demo Rio: I thought we was all about the travellers now? Rio: if I can't keep up with you idk how these lads stand a chance 💔😉 Indie: allow it Indie: not trying to get wifey'd by anyone else Indie: & no lad has said yeah to my 💘 yet Indie: hmu all of yous Rio: At the risk of sounding older than the 18 I'm repping now Rio: Enjoy the ride, babe Rio: way more fun Indie: 😂😂 Indie: this boy tho i need him 💰 or nah Rio: Gimme the deets then! Indie: i gotta go back & get em im pure 💘 from first 👀 Rio: You best hmu when you do Rio: just 'cos Imma be in paradise don't mean I'm not still mumsie Indie: if you dont hear then you know i been owned by my 😍 & hes some chief wasteman who just thinks he bad Rio: all been there Rio: and you know, can't be judging whilst you keeping my secret can I? Indie: ma please thats your whole job 😂 it is how my step be doin it like Rio: I'll let her cover it then Rio: be the cool mum we all know i'm destined to be Indie: is it? Indie: can you be cool & tell her to hurry up and drop so the baby girl can vex her stead of me Indie: living so dry rn Rio: You reckon that'll make her any cooler? Rio: Mumming even harder, just you wait babe Indie: 😒😒 Indie: tell her i got loads of mas then Rio: Bless Rio: least we're back on so you don't have to live with her and Drew, like Indie: ���🙏 foreal tho shes flatroofin me from afar i cant be running in that house no more Indie: dont leave me woman Rio: Promise Rio: that said, a bitch be packing Indie: not gonna say take me w this time cos i kno what you finna do w that boy Indie: 😏 mad jealous Rio: 🤐 remember Indie: trust Indie: if i go back for that lad tonite is that too hype? its been a minute since i was there but idk Rio: Nah, go for it babe Indie: ✌✌ Indie: garda better keep things jam cos i aint asking drew for a ride there Rio: Not the vibe getting your Da to take you to a dick appointment, like Indie: 😂😂 Indie: hes been in a weird vibe Indie: must be cos the 👶 is due soon Rio: Yeah? Rio: Know he ain't go as hard as mine but hardly new to the game Indie: first time hes done it standard tho Indie: still no excuse to get so high off your own supply tho Indie: idk man Indie: maybes hes having a midlife Indie: maybe shes just driving him how she do me Rio: God knows Rio: ain't your job to stress it tho Rio: leave that to them, like Indie: innit Indie: just dont let mckenna put one in you Indie: its a madness how she flips Rio: Err no chance Rio: I bet Rio: already highly strung bless her, then you throw a load of hormones at her, nah, I'm good Indie: you can rep that how you like babe but aint none of our parents tryna bring us & still we out here vibin Indie: least they wanted this one like Rio: Yeah but I've heard of birth control 🙄 Rio: You think she'll make him marry her? Rio: Get a dress, like Indie: how un 🍀 of you bitch 😂 Indie: yeah shes been after a 💍 since she landed back in his bed Indie: better not try and put me in no dress Rio: 😂 matching with your younger Rio: so cute Indie: allow it Indie: ill 🛑 that shit fore i agree that Rio: 😬 no one needs to see that Indie: or other mckenna snapping the day like she needs the 💰 Indie: wheres the peng one taking you then? Rio: fr fr Rio: Maldives baby Rio: I'll send you all the pics Indie: 😮😮😮😮 Indie: that boy gon kill me & i aint even going Indie: don't send me ALL the pics tho I dont need 👀 for what ive already 👂 Rio: this place gon' kill me Rio: i been some places but damn Rio: behave Rio: gotta pay for that privilege honey 💁 Indie: when you fam & she still tryna charge 😂 Indie: tax a celeb hottie aint that how & where they hang? Rio: You want that new drum babe Rio: 🤞 Indie: hells yeah i want that new yard for a 🐶 Indie: make it happen ma Rio: 💪 here's hoping there's a becks or some shit out here Indie: spoke like mckenna aint dropping that dime on you standard Indie: lookin & actin all 😇 Indie: 💸💸💸 Rio: Think asking for a new gaff is taking the piss though 😉 Indie: IS IT THO 😂 Indie: boy down to move you in if he coulda Rio: I don't think he down to be livin' in the 24 tho 😏 Indie: bitch you know id change postcode if i can party in his Rio: You'd hate it 😂 Indie: nah all dem rich rudeboys wanna slum it for a nite Indie: hmu lads Rio: been there done that Rio: 'less they upped their game Rio: not worth the plane ticket Indie: waste 💔 Rio: truly Rio: keep rinsing their da's, like Indie: if youd let me babe ✌ Rio: bitch, not you ⛔ Indie: jokes Indie: imma link my gypsy prince Rio: 👍 Rio: how many 👙s do I need Indie: how long he ticking you away from me & these ends for? Rio: only a week Rio: should be in school, like Indie: 😂 Indie: at choir practice or some posho shit like Indie: but forreal like you dont wanna repeat gotta keep the looks fresh and the game 🔥 Rio: 😂 can you imagine Rio: lawd Rio: yeah, fuck it, one for every day and a spare it is 😉 Indie: 👑👑 rep that Indie: you kno that boy gon be carrying more clothes than a store Rio: Well, he ain't dodging those extra baggage charges by putting shit in my case, like Indie: 💔 Indie: honeymoon off fore its on Rio: When I can't quit being a bitch 🤷 Rio: awks Indie: you bad & he loves it Rio: hope so Rio: don't need domestics in the airport forreal Rio: don't kill my vibe boy Indie: 😂 Indie: bitch like he could when youre ✈ maldives Rio: Yeah we both gon' put up and shut up for that view Indie: forreal gon be lush Indie: im vexed but stealth bout it Indie: save you that domestic baby Rio: We gon' brawl when I'm back? Rio: Okay, I'll prepare my best dramatics in my downtime Indie: depends how im vibin Indie: got my own plans for this week Rio: Aside from riding a gypsy or? Indie: thats day 1 gurl Indie: keep w me Indie: drew best not be trying to chill & ruin my empty Indie: brawl him no drama Rio: Do my best Rio: and if you change the locks on him, send us a key, like Indie: innit tho Indie: get to steppin man Indie: your drum be lavish use it Rio: When he ever there man Rio: how they found time to make this baby is impressive if not gross Indie: 😂 Indie: no shade but im shook she could Rio: Literally though Rio: could call her a medical miracle, might not clock the shade over the ego boost Indie: good she aint here cos im creased rn Indie: their life is mad jokes Rio: s'alright, she can take a good laugh at mine if she gotta Indie: please your life is bare hectic 💖👑 Indie: dont trip Rio: Doubt the Cambs med student turned super doc is jelly tho 😜 Indie: what she kno? shes drews piece & he still more about you 😂 Rio: Shut up Indie: ✌ Rio: You crazy Indie: he is Indie: for ya Indie: chatting at me about how you grown good Rio: He really is high Indie: you kno Indie: old man relax 😂 Rio: Nasty Rio: gimme my card and cash and begone Indie: gimme your slice of cake too drew cos you aint eating for two Indie: abs are welcome like Rio: 😂 Rio: sometimes i reckon you are Rio: you and ya tapeworm Indie: big love Indie: even if i am marv Rio: 🧡🧡🧡 Indie: keep me knowin & ill give you same back 💖 Rio: 'Course, goes without saying Rio: ✌ out lil one Indie: safe