#the main cosplay contest was flop cause of organizer drame though

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Funny things that happened at ColossalCon North

1. At least one couple fucked in the wave pool; source: me and my friends saw it and it was so obvious

2. Banana man got escorted out by security at the water park. Handcuffed him on the ground and everything. We also saw this one

3. At like 2pm on sunday one of the ashtrays outside the main entrance caught fire. Literally just as we were leaving.

4. The “non-drinking” (false) outdoor hottub basically became a second small rave. it featured Michael Myers doing Gangnam style, crab rave, and 50ish drunk weebs singing Discord. It was honestly better than the wave pool rave.

5. The wave pool rave was the biggest drowning hazard I’ve ever seen. Especially when The Vortex started. What is The Vortex, you may ask? Picture this: an absolutely jam-packed wave pool full of people in varying degrees of cosplay, (and also varying degrees of sobriety) all start to move in a giant circle. May god help you if you enter The Vortex, for you will be vying for position with ~150 other people PLUS tubes. Absolutely SHOCKING that no one drowned.

6. Worm Church.

7. The in-character cosplay contest deserves its own write up but it was 100% the most bonkers even of the weekend. A few highlights: A solid 10 minutes where we were genuinely concerned a child from the audience was going to get paired w/ the Hisoka cosplayer for the final section (they did not thank god), Pickachu dry humping a chair and also a couple people on stage, and the show getting absolutely fucking STOLEN by a guy doing Rodger from American Dad.