#the mailman (who does remember me yes and not fondly) just woke me up
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Anyone who has ever received a package from me had better know themselves loved
#yapping tag#the mailman (who does remember me yes and not fondly) just woke me up#to tell me there's a hole in the box of my package and do I still want to ship it like this?#he's got free boxes in his truck he can swap the box for me right now. free replacement box#not a free replacement label though. I'll have to go back in and print a new label. and request a new pickup! not today though#unless I want to pay for a specific timed pickup in the afternoon? since the free slot is now. or was now. is done now. goodbye#so now my package will be mailed tomorrow!#I've paid twice--which is fine because I will get a refund on this canceled label. not now though! it's processing--and printed it#oh I think five times now? yes twice I fucked up taping it to the box and once I bled on it (cut myself on the tape. inelegant)#the fourth was the first successful label with the failed pickup and now the fifth successful label which will I fucking hope!!#get picked up tomorrow#anyway yeah I hate boxes and I hate tape and my printer hates me and my mailman hates me and if you have ever gotten anything boxed from me#please know it is the physical representation of my deepest and most enduring love#edit: it was the squirrels. the hole in the original box I mean#they fucking ate a corner off my package just for kicks I guess#payback for all those times I've stuck my head out the window and shouted#'you aren't birds and that ain't your feed ya fucks'
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