#the lord farquaad hee-man

[pandoa]

it's like i see his face everywhere...

Knew Deuces house looked familiar

[maestro-of-clockwork]

[[ i drank coffee. this is the result. this is based off of different moments (not in chronological order) in maya winky's lord farquaad's asmr vid & it's in script format! this includes characters by @beepsparks , @moonlitva and @clownival ! please enjoy ]]

cyrus: *ringing a bell* hear ye, hear ye! isaac is inviting all to join his twitch stream! he is live now!

antonio: ...is that all?

cyrus: oh, and sign here, sir time. *they hand him a fancy parchment* he wants you to be a special guest on his stream!

antonio: of course. where can i sign to have him banned?

cyrus: here, sir time.

antonio: *casually signs it* there. 🥰

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antonio: guess who? eee-hee-hee-hee! 😊 hello there- OH.

antonio: *stands there staring in shock @ you*........who are you???? ah....you must be warren's sibling. how dare you show up to my manor UNINVITE-

sara beth: no, this is [name]! the other baddie!

antonio: *incredulously looks back @ you*

(his inner monologue)

antonio: woe is me.....indeed, they will be fun to torture....but golly...that outfit is tacky......

(back to reality oop there goes gravity)

antonio: [name], you are but a diamond in the rough! i do fear your eyesore of an ensemble may burn out the retinas of my other guests!

you: that's not very nice! 🥺 *runs away goofily crying*

antonio: no, where are going?? get back here at once!

sara beth: sir time, WHAT THE FRICK??? go apologize!!!! >:c

antonio: *looking into a hand mirror and combing his hair* no. if they think that i am that desperate for a murder, i'm not going to. ❤️ i am not in the mood to chase.

sara beth: well you fumbled the bag, sir time. like, you're honestly mid. =_=

antonio: *death glares at them*

sara beth: yea, they're pretty weak, AND they have major insecurity issuez......>:3

antonio: .....*on his way to manipulate your ass*

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antonio: hello...again. i'm sorry about earlier. that was the old me...i'm a changed man now :) *he extends a hand for you to shake it and his cufflink drops to the floor*.......*he picks it up and refastens it*

antonio: i didn't know you had self-esteem issues! 🥺

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antonio: that? *gestures to a portrait* oh, yes. that was hand-painted by justin bieber. you know him? yeah, we're friends...that was my christmas gift in the late 2000's. it's quite the antique!

(camera zooms in to the worst ms paint drawing of antonio you've ever seen)

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antonio: call me a stalker...but i do really keep track of everybody who enters the void! :)

you: that's kinda creepy 😥

antonio: *showing you photos he took of them without permission* jester the clown, that mime who has a crush on them, this one- *it's a picture of anthony. he stares at it like:

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[[ okay i'm done for now, lemme know if you guys want me to do another one of these! ]]