#the longer the cat is stuck inside the box by itself. etc etc

[callmehere-iwillappear]

REF SHEET JUMPSCARE

fun facts/context/things that didn't fit on the sheet under a read more!

raph's chew stim necklace was a gift from mikey. he goes through them like once a month MAX

mikey's 'more sensitive to mystics' thing isn't necessarily plot relevant just a fun tidbit. he gets it from draxum's side /hj

donnie is officially the older twin now HOWEVER prior to the invasion they didn't know which of them was and would have some completely arbitrary criteria or competition (a la rock paper scissors) to decide every time someone asked. the criteria was different EVERY time and ONLY made sense to them

one time after witnessing this draxum tried to tell them who was older and they both chewed him out. it's not about who's actually older it's about the PRINCIPLE

in this canon the invasion took place aroundddd six months after shredder round two

i REFUSE to believe donnie wouldn't build his techbo/other tech stuff that got destroyed again. he would NOT solely use mystics you cannot convince me. my reasoning for why he did in the movie is that he was too focused on trying to bring back shelldon to worry about his other tech stuff

SPEAKING OF SHELLDON. idk that it'll come up in the fic directly so basically: donnie spent a while trying to bring him back and wasn't able to during that time, and then... didn't give up exactly but got super discouraged and 'took a break' from working on him

'took a break' aka saying he would get back to it but not actually doing that because he refused to admit he was really just scared it would end with concrete proof that it wasn't possible. at least this way he doesn't know for sure that shelldon is gone forever (even if he also doesn't know for sure that he isn't)

schroedingers shelldon basically

and then the invasion happened and everything went to shit. shelldon is still sitting in donnie's lab somewhere though -- he luckily didn't have any parts donnie needed for the portal that he couldn't get from something else

[ladywaffles]

hello fellow hearing aid wearer! any tips for me? this is my first time having an aid and it's getting a little overwhelming, ive never been able to hear properly so its a shock for sure! any tips on maintenance, cleaning, using it etc? 💘

omg yes hello! i am so happy for you, i remember when i first got mine. the world seemed so much brighter somehow! that being said, here are my tips from ~7 years of hearing aid use. i wear a starkey in-ear model, so some of these might not necessarily apply to you, but i hope you find them helpful!

1) don’t sleep with it on

seems like a gimme, right? i don’t know about you, but i am a very lazy person, and i’m prone to being lazy especially when it’s time for bed or if i’m just chilling in my room and getting ready for a cat nap. i can’t tell you how many times i’ve had to shake out my duvet in a panic because it slipped out while i was sleeping. to get around this: keep a little space on your dresser/nightstand clean, right next to your bed. close enough that you don’t have to get up to put your hearing aid there, but far away enough that it won’t get knocked off if you throw a pillow off your bed. i have a little jewelry dish on my nightstand for this purpose. you can also use a little bowl or box!

2) sewing pins are your friends

one of the best ways to make sure you don’t have itchy ears all the time is to make sure the airways they build into the hearing aid stay free of debris (earwax). this allows for some air to get in, so your ear doesn’t tell your body, “hey, there’s something in my canal, please produce more wax to push it out.” (this is inevitable if you have an in-ear hearing aid like i do.) your defender? sewing pins. these guys have a longer reach than some of the cleaning tools that you are given when you first get your hearing aid, and they’re skinnier so they can get at more of the tiny debris in the airway. be careful not to use too much pressure so as to not break either the needle or the hearing aid itself. never put the needle inside the mechanism itself. only use it on the parts that are meant to provide air flow.

3) it’s not safe to go alone; never go questing without it

always try to have an emergency kit of necessities with you. i always had a spare battery and a spare wax guard in my travel hearing aid case. i was really lucky in that my doctor was able to provide me with one case for home and one case for my bag, since i live in a humid place and humidity and hearing aids are mortal enemies. (i tend not to wear it outside so as to prolong its life; i only put it in once i’m indoors.) i always kept a spare battery in it and one of those little wax guard sticks, since you never know. the second week i had my hearing aid, the battery died on me in the middle of a movie, and i was fumbling to replace it in the dark theater while my friend laughed at me. twas bad timing overall, since the main character’s father had just died on screen and everyone in the theater was silent. oops! i would also think about getting one of those travel cases of q-tips. you can get them in a pack of 30 at target, walmart, or a drugstore of your choice. this can also function as an emergency case if it starts pouring outside and you don’t have a case with you, and it can hold a battery wheel and a few wax guards too. (ik you’re not supposed to stick q-tips in your ears but once you’ve been wearing your aid for a few hours, it Does get itchy and waxy and sometimes you just gotta get that ish outta there, ya know?) q-tips can also be used to scrub the outside of your hearing aid if there is debris (wax) stuck to them. a clean hearing aid will make for a less itchy wearing experience.

4) humidity is your mortal enemy

i mean, obviously right? aside from the fact humidity makes it feel like soup outside (blech), hearing aids hate being wet and they don’t take to functioning in the humidity well. i have to regularly put mine in a dehumidifier to make sure it works. if your hearing aid suddenly stops working, don’t panic immediately. if it’s been raining or it’s spring or summer, it probably just needs to be dehumidified. put it in for a few hours/overnight, and try again. if it still doesn’t function, then tell someone. there have been so many times when my hearing aid just quit on me in the middle of a lecture, and it was always because it had stormed right before or right after. look for a dehumidifier that’s a one-time purchase; some of them contain beads that can be reactivated by simply baking them or putting them in the microwave. never leave your battery in your hearing aid when you put it in the dehumidifier.

5) be an ambassador!

one of my favorite things about wearing my hearing aid is talking about it. i’m in my twenties, and most people don’t think about people who are “young” needing/wearing hearing aids. i get to explain about hearing loss, the different types of it, and why i wear a hearing aid even though it doesn’t fully restore me to 100% hearing (because tinnitus). never be ashamed of it, and only answer questions you feel comfortable with. kids who wear hearing aids are usually the most fun, because you can show them you match and make their day. don’t forget to have fun with it! one time this person was being kind of a bag of dicks to me, and when i asked them to repeat something because i didn’t hear it the first time because i was deaf, they went, “oh, yeah i totally get it. i’m deaf and i always miss things ha ha ha,” and i said, “no, i’m really deaf.” and then i pulled out my hearing aid and they looked like they sucked on a sour lemon because they were like oh CRAP she’s actually deaf abort abort ABORT. it’s the little things in life, ya know?

i hope you find these tips helpful on your journey! if you ever need any more help, i’m always just an ask away.

[agavex]

Soft-shelled turtle (Trionychidae) Birdworld, Surrey.  July 2012. 

Next to his tank was his incredible story:  “Turtle Tales (by Godfrey’s original owner) I purchased Godfrey about 23 years ago in Brighton. He was not much bigger than a 50p piece. However, over the coming months he grew rapidly and it became apparent that as well as being ugly, he was also aggressive, destructive and very territorial.  When Godfrey was about 3 inches long, he managed to lift the lid off his tank and climb out. I arrived home from work to find him scuttling around on the kitchen floor, terrorising my Siamese cat. Little did I know that this was just a taste of things to come!  Godfrey resented anything in his tank that wasn’t food. He attacked the glass heater and burned his neck, and although it healed quickly, he still bears the scars. Soon after, he crunched up his glass thermometer. Fearful that he may have done some damage to his mouth, I took him to the local vet, who attempted to examine his mouth with some metal tweezers. Godfrey did not take kindly to such an indignity and bit down on the offending item, refusing to let go. The vet finally admitted defeat and allowed Godfrey to take the tweezers home with him!  Godfrey continued to grow and was by this time in a 4 foot tank in the bedroom. He was eating huge amounts of whitebait, prawns, mince, salmon and trout, and as turtles are very messy eaters, a large power filter was used to clean the water. The filter itself was outside the tank but the tubes the water was pumped through were fixed inside the tank. Godfrey took a disliking to these plastic tubes and managed to push them out of the tank whilst I was at work. Unfortunately the pump kept on pumping water out of the tank onto the bedroom carpet. It eventually soaked through to the lounge ceiling, soaking everything below - carpet, cushions, sofa, etc. He chose the evening I had planned a small dinner party and I had to explain to the guests why everything was damp. Godfrey managed to repeat this trick one more time before I found a way to keep the tubes in plants.  I had looked after Godfrey for 19 years when I started to have problems with my back and found it increasingly difficult to keep Godfrey in the manner to which he had become accustomed. In addition, the 4 foot tank was no longer big enough for him. Godfrey has very specific needs, which a zoo is better equipped to provide. After many telephone calls to different establishments, Drayton Manor Park Zoo near Birmingham agreed to take him. They already had a female and thought they would get along. Godfrey made the trip to Birmingham and for a few weeks all went well. Unfortunately, Godfrey decided he didn’t want to share his new enclosure and was sent home for bad behaviour.  After months of telephone calls to establishments across the country, the Sealife Aquarium Scarborough agreed to take on Godfrey. After building a custom made enclosure specifically for him, he was installed in his new home, which he instantly trashed. Modifications were subsequently made and Godfrey called a truce, except to anyone wearing green wellies, which he would immediately attack. A work experience student ignored warnings about Godfrey’s aggressive tendencies and received a nasty bite!  Sadly, after two years of relative peace and stability, re-organisation within the Scarborough Centre meant that Godfrey had to be moved to the Tynemouth Sealife Centre. He was transported in a polystyrene box which he tried to eat and got some stuck in his throat. I later discovered that the vet took over an hour to remove it.  Godfrey was with the Sealife Centre for a further year before the business was bought out and the exhibits were restricted to fish. Godfrey was passed to the Reptile Trust - a sanctuary and rehoming centre for reptiles, who found a new home for Godfrey in the Algarve. I did not want to lose contact with Godfrey, because although he was obnoxious, he was a character and I still felt responsible for his welfare. Imagine my delight when I discovered Birdworld were looking for just such a turtle. Although Birdworld were looking forward to Godfrey’s arrival, it was earlier than anticipated. A temporary tank was set up while a new enclosure was completed. Godfrey is now happily settled in his new home.  -2002.”

[boydchloe]

Cat Urine Destroyer Jolting Diy Ideas

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Cat Quit Using Litter Box To Pee

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Cat Spray Stop Peeing

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[ozocho]

20/20 Jane is on her way to Brewster Creek

It felt like schoolwork and all the time inbetween. Little moments. The popping radiator next to her desk and the salt-stained aisles that led up to the front of the class and out the door, into the carpeted hall. Winter break was still weeks away and they had to work. By that point in the year everything was familiar. She could pull out the tray of her desk and it would smell like pencil shavings and old glue sticks, and what might've been new for the first few months was now something that was just so desperate to change. If the teacher wasn't paying attention she could inch it open and transport herself inside, imagining it as a dungeon with only a crack of light to sustain the eraser people populating the corner of it. The dark space in the back, behind the textbooks, was wild territory to them, so it was wild territory for her too.

If the weather was bad enough Pap would take off work early to pick her up at school, but Jane wouldn't know how bad the weather was until she had come out the front doors and squeezed through the crowd of other kids and checked up and down the curbside with all its chugging exhausts for the familiar rust pattern on the truck's passenger side door. If she didn't see it, she would start walking home. Each year the landmarks were closer to one another and she had less time to think about things.

She scared the cat on the sofa by tossing her boots across the foyer and stomping up the stairs.  For a few seconds even her bedroom smelled original. She aimed for the corner of the bed but the bookbag landed half on half off and did a tumble down the sheets, and she left it slouched over with its back against the bedpost. Back down the stairs, just as loud, because who was going to tell her that she couldn't? The cat had come out of hiding and waited in front of his food bowl next to the fridge. Jane ignored him and opened the white door in his face. She assembled everything needed for a bowl of cereal, ran to the wide parlor window and looked both ways down the road to see if Pap's truck was anywhere in sight, then loaded up her bowl with a third more of everything and carried the swishing load up the stairs. It was supposed to be: come home, eat, homework, so she idled in front of the radio on her desk for a better part of an hour with three soggy oats drifting around what was left of the milk. She started her homework, but stopped before she had finished half of it. She would tell him that she did it all.

The routine said that after she had finished her homework (and as far as the world knew, she had, but she still had to put on airs for her bedroom, the house, etc) she could do whatever she pleased, but staying indoors risked being asked about her day, and she just couldn't have that. The clock said she had fifteen minutes to avoid it. She pulled on everything she had and left through the back door, with the only goal of getting out of earshot.

Walking to or from home, with her hands in her pockets and her eyes only a couple feet in front of her, the same train of thought. There was nothing to get out of the pasture or anything beyond it, no undertow to ride out on if she looked hard enough, not like before anyway. It was just too dry. She worried that one day she would go blind from seeing the same things so many times. Lately she could get from the back steps to the first trees without remembering it at all, and she wondered if that was how the pasture felt, being out here all day, no change, with only the weather to look forward to. At least when she had gone far enough, when she was finally behind the trees, she could feel what she was thinking about stand out better, like there was a solid color behind it now, and though the paths were starting to feel more worn than they ever had before at least it was always easy to find a new angle to think from.

She took a right at the split. Only the desire for a longer walk prevented her from squeezing through what was left of the bushes at either side and cutting a straighter path than the path itself. She thought about how much garbage she could see during the winter and how all of it couldn't possibly be hers, and if it was, how it was a whole new perspective on quantity. It only got worse as she went along. There was that plastic bag that had been stuck in the lower branches of a pine tree for years, still intact when other things had disintegrated. There were tires in at least three different spots, all different sizes, and a broken wheelbarrow tipped over in the path that she never had the courage to pick up and move for fear of what lived underneath it by now. There was a rusty barbed wire fence along the top of the ridge that hid the drop off into the creek, held up by posts that leaned and leaned instead of falling over, sagging so far that the wire between them was covered with dirt and in some spots it was perfectly safe to just step over. It was scary when she was younger, but now she just felt sorry for how inept it was. Beyond it was the creek and the opposite bank, and more trees, and somewhere way beyond that was somebody else's pasture.

It was too cold to look for crayfish or dam up anything, and either way, she didn't feel much like playing in the water. She cut down to the creek bed by way of a set of small boulders that had been used so many times that they were slowly turning into a lumpy case of stairs, and once down into the jumble of sticks and wet leaves she stood along the edge of the water and tapped out holes in the ice the tip of her boot, with her hands still in her pockets.

Out of all the trash around her she only noticed the hatbox because it was dry and sitting level on the opposite bank. The lavender was faded and the accordion pattern along the lid had a few tears, and the bone colored cardboard showed through in spots, but no one had thrown it there. She crossed the creek on a pair of rocks, using a log that ran from bank to bank overhead to steady herself, and came up underneath it. The ground around it was cleared of everything but the hardest packed clay. No footprints. The woods past it had no trail that she could see, and in a way she felt stranded. She checked behind her, and didn't know why.

The lid had a pleasant friction when she took it off. Immediately, despite the cold keeping everything but the leaves out of her nose, an old, comforting smell drifted out of the box. It was packed with a cabinet's worth of children's things many times older than she was, maybe even her father. Books about spiders and magpies, plastic dolls with hardly any paint left on them, marbles and stuffed rabbits. And sitting on top of it all was her grandfather's silver pocket watch. Wound up.

[austinpanda]

Dad Letter 052420

24 May, 2020

Dear Dad--

It still feels weird typing “2020.” Did we all really make it that far into the future, and why did we get a pandemic instead of the flying cars we were all promised? Things here in the trailer in Maine are, actually, pretty fine. I decided I wasn’t feeling guilty and fiscally irresponsible enough, so I bought myself something I always wanted. More on that in a minute.

So, coronavirus! I hope you’re continuing to stay indoors and wearing a mask when shopping. We’ve lost 100,000 Americans to it by now, more than a 9/11 worth every single day. And it’s hard to talk about it without the conversation becoming quickly tainted with everybody’s favorite subject, politics! And I learned a long time ago not to talk politics with other human beings, just because it can be such a bull in the China shop of my sanity. This enables me to offer advice which is completely free from any ideology, other than the belief that staying alive is more desirable than the alternative, so: stay safe out there, and wear a mask, and wash your hands, and don’t french kiss strangers, etc.

A few months ago, I became conscious of the fact that I’ve never owned a decent stereo. I owned a large stereo, but it was a large and cheap and awful stereo. You helped me move it into and out of my dorm room back in San Marcos once or twice! It was made by Soundesign. It had big tall floor speakers, but each speaker box contained only a single mid-range speaker cone thingy inside, no woofers or tweeters, and the whole thing was a piece of shit that fell apart soon after college.

I got it in my head that I wanted an amp/receiver, and two floor speakers. I think of it as the box that makes the sounds, that you plug the speakers into, and the speakers. I wanted to get them used. Now that I’m no longer in an apartment, I wanted the option to crank my music up, if I ever decide I needed to. Generally I don’t need to. I figured, if I kept it to a hundred bucks, and get a good deal, I could justify it. It’d be my first grown-up, full-sized stereo with nice, big, midlife crisis speakers, and it would probably be the last stereo I needed for this lifetime, unless something very unlikely happens, like the cat sitting on it and peeing down into it. I wanted an amplifier/radio and speakers that were non-embarrassing.

Since I wanted used, I started with eBay. The problem with eBay is that, after you buy the shit, they have to send you the shit, and the cost of shipping just the receiver was often comparable to the amount I was hoping to spend on the receiver itself. If the receiver costs that much to ship, imagine what shipping the floor speakers would cost! With that, eBay removed itself from the equation.

Next was Craigslist, kind of the digital equivalent of local classified ads, only I’d be searching the whole state of Maine. Immediately I noticed that there were lots and lots of ads for exactly what I wanted. Lots of amps and speakers and other stereo components, all used, but tested and working, and all from the same area. At this point, my brain pointed out to me that facts were suggesting the existence of a single human being somewhere in Maine, who had a big garage that was full of used stereo components, which he obviously bought, sold, and collected. I figured this might be my guy. I picked one of his classified ads, for a Pioneer amplifier, and just emailed the guy in response to that ad, stating that I wanted a used amp/receiver and two used floor speakers, and that I wanted to spend $125, and I was okay driving to pick it up.

I don’t know why I increased my budget to $125, and it’s part of the reason why doing this while unemployed is so financially irresponsible on my part, and I feel so guilty for doing this. (My plan is to continue feeling guilty until I start working again, at which point the guilt over money spent on luxuries during the time of unemployment will, I assume, disappear on its own.) Also, though I never really articulated this to myself, if I tried to think like a guy in Maine who bought and sold stereo equipment, I’d sell someone a stereo that wouldn’t look embarrassing for a hundred bucks. But if they cared to spend just a bit more, I’d want to give them something better than just not embarrassing; I’d want to give them something that was actually decent.

And I got lucky; I was right. The guy who’d been placing the ads on Craigslist was a guy who lived on the other side of Maine, who had a huge barn garage, where he collected, bought, and sold used stereo equipment. I asked him for an amp/receiver and two floor speakers for $125, and he emailed back to say sure, he’d put something together and email me again. When he emailed again, what he offered was a receiver/amplifier made by Onkyo, which is Japanese, and two floor speakers made by KLH with 12-inch woofers. That would, in theory, provide enough audio power to lift my trailer clear off its foundation and send it hurtling into space.

It was a three-hour drive. The guy’s name was Mike, his barn of a garage was an audiophile’s dream, and his house was a no-shit big-ass geodesic dome. Then a three-hour drive back.

Long story short (too late) I got a helluva deal. The guy was not pleased to read the back label on the receiver and find that it was assembled in Malaysia, but it’s a good brand, and I don’t actually care where the shit’s made. The speakers are big and heavy and wonderful, and the cat is already getting used to sharpening his claws on the front, to my horror. It sounds wonderful. My financial shame is ameliorated somewhat by the fact that I really got a great deal.

I cleaned everything with Clorox wipes to get the plague off it, then cleaned the stereo with Q-tips and distilled water because it’s now my precious new baby and I want it sparkling. Thank goodness we have some good radio stations, including three NPR stations, out here in deep space. The first time Stevie Wonder’s “Superstition” came on the radio, and I turned it up a little bit, I felt like I was hearing all the instruments for the first time. It was really something! And $125 isn’t much more than I spend on groceries each week, so...perhaps I’m not an idiot for doing this. I’m going to enjoy this shit for the rest of my days.

That was the most exciting thing that’s happened to me in a while, and the farthest I’ve driven since driving here from Texas. By the way, I sent the guy a nice email after, telling him how I’d set up the stereo and it was working and sounded wonderful, and thanking him again for giving me such a good deal. I told him that, between his extremely valuable stereo collection and his geodesic dome house, he seemed like someone who probably had some good stories to tell. He replied that it was unfortunate that I lived so far away, and it was his pleasure to present me with such a bargain.

I’ve now spent so much time talking about the stupid stereo that I’ve now written more than I usually write in a typical Sunday letter, but I haven’t touched on anything else yet, so here’s a bullet list:

- We had a hot day! It got up to 89 degrees inside and stayed there for hours. In Maine, that isn’t as bad as it sounds. Sitting in front of a fan pretty much does the trick. It caused the cat to lay about in strange places, where he’d never lain before, because it was too chilly.

- We have spotted more birds! Also I read an article about how, with everyone stuck at home, they’re noticing bird populations exploding! (They’re not exploding. People just aren’t very observant; the birds were there the whole time.) Birdwatching is becoming hugely popular.

- We have had a new visitor, a chipmunk. Never seen a chipmunk before, that I recall. I don’t even know if they exist in Texas. This one keeps coming back to eat our bird treats, so we gave it a name: Old Deuteronomy.

- There’s a lady in the trailer park who occasionally goes off her meds, and starts sending letters to the landlord accusing her neighbors of being drug using fornicators! I wonder how long I’ll be able to escape her attention. I don’t care for those who would pass judgement on my drug use and fornicating.

More next weekend, and stay safe! All my love to you both!