#the lesbian with the trans husband and the alien son living in rural kansas in the 90s had a lot on her plate emotionally speaking

[unpretty]

watsonian: she was an anti-theist and did not have internet access in 1990 to research different religious sects and this was the least triggering option of the ones she knew the names of off the top of her head

doylist: lying about what a unitarian is to rural school officials is funnier

Do u think Clark has like. Weird organs. Does he have lungs. Is his heart on the right.

has weird organs. lungs too big. some extras that humans don't seem to have. he doesn't know either and refuses to let anyone look if he can help it. martha avoided a lot of uncomfortable questions when he was a kid by saying she didn't believe in various medical procedures because she was a unitarian. she really coasted on no one in smallville knowing what a unitarian was. when an actual unitarian moved to smallville there was a lot of confusion until martha told everyone she'd been lying because she was actually in a cult at the time. no one had a problem with this because it seemed like it explained a lot.

[ihasafandom]

#the lesbian with the trans husband and the alien son living in rural kansas in the 90s had a lot on her plate emotionally speaking #if rural kansas is anything like rural michigan then after she left the admins would have asked each other what a unitarian is #and if it's some kind of jewish thing or a kind of catholic #CONTEXT REMINDER this is an ask and an answer about sorrowverse i don't care about canon except when it's good #(not directed at reblogger these posts just get away from me sometimes)

Do u think Clark has like. Weird organs. Does he have lungs. Is his heart on the right.

has weird organs. lungs too big. some extras that humans don't seem to have. he doesn't know either and refuses to let anyone look if he can help it. martha avoided a lot of uncomfortable questions when he was a kid by saying she didn't believe in various medical procedures because she was a unitarian. she really coasted on no one in smallville knowing what a unitarian was. when an actual unitarian moved to smallville there was a lot of confusion until martha told everyone she'd been lying because she was actually in a cult at the time. no one had a problem with this because it seemed like it explained a lot.