#the last page i read with natasha she was dissing Boris cause she couldn't remember him pft

[lalaboy]

ooh. rubs hands like fly. nikolai + dolokhov and natasha + boris . books it away

Nikokhov... Dololai... they're giving vaguely problematic yaoi.

Why don’t you ship it?

Now- I would love to ship this cause they're vibes? Insane. But, I think Dolokhov would see Nikolai as too young? he's a confused little man easy to rob with the power of homo-erotica, not much use to Fedya. So I just think they meet at the wrong time to have any kind of Workable relationship

What would have made you like it?

See I DO like it... it's these guys that have the issue pft.. I think what I would like is an older Nikolai and Dolokhov, now that I can get down and dirty with. Nikolai just drained of any youth, an angry dried raisin of a man stuck in the past, Dolokhov takes one look and goes That One. I don't super consider this idea though because I doubt Dolokhov is still kicking for the epilogue, he certainly isn't in my version.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

They would be so cool together, just the aesthetic would look good. Two short kings built like bricks? please and thankyou we need more of those pairings. I wanna see em fight each other with there bare hands in the mud. What they have going on is incomprehensible to me to describe it's like the embodiment of if saving private ryan (have not seen it) was a romance.

Nataris. Borasha... It's interesting

Why don’t you ship it?

Well, like most Natasha ships I can sum it up with He's a Bit Too Old but- Addressing my Charts, he's around three years older than her which- Hey! I think that's the closest in age any man has been.

What would have made you like it?

Eh I'm not sure, I just don't think I vibe with it, in general not much about Boris' relationships pique my interests aside from Julie and Andrei- I think he's a solitary man that thought Natasha was cute when they were young but now sees her as more of a nuisance.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

I am a SUCKER for height differences and man are they're heights different! Boris also sorta has this vague princely charm from Natasha's view and thats cute.

Okay thinking about them a bit more and man, I don't ship them but they REALLY are cute. Young Natasha totally having a crush on him and everyone teases her about it, he's definitely aware and is like 'hm. No' but doesn't wanna hurt her twelve year old feelings. Something-Something Something about these child hood friends drifting apart and occasionally reuniting as completely different people from the last time they saw eachother- ough