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heres-to-all-that-is-mine · 1 year ago

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I may have led you to believe Chip is some kind of straightman (in the comedy sense), boring little guy but I need you to know that is misleading. He is very capable of being like that, it’s kinda part of the job, but in truth - off the clock - it’s just a little weirdo

#purples rambling #chip Spudley #the kind of guy who will lie about salt’s favourite chip flavour for No Reason #it says it’s good old salt. it is lying. his favourite is cheddar #why does salt lie about it?#’salt is the ‘good old reliable’! it makes me seem more trustworthy!’#good sir. no.#also the kind of guy to casually bring up something unimaginably horrific in casual conversation as a funny aside #then proceed to completely dismiss that salt said it in the first place #the kind of guy to go ‘what if there were two astronauts in space and one killed the other with a rock #would that be fucked up or what? :)’#and then immediately move on to another topic as if nothing happened

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