#the junhao is so huge in my mind. alas i have not written any of it down

[jeonghoneyss]

HONEY WIP GAME!!!

tell me about junhao single parent magic, jay ibn jafar and hyunho catboys get along shirt pls!

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junhao single parent magic... ough, my beloved. i really just threw the keywords around when titling the doc haha. it's about junhui and minghao, who are sort of harpy things. they've got a little place together, in the woods - but junhui is not built for settling down. he leaves, and travels, and comes back, and leaves again, and it's straining minghao, it really is. then one day he comes across an abandoned child (seungkwan) and takes him in... and then junhui comes back. and he stays. and minghao has to grapple with the fact that junhui stayed for this random child, but not for him. and they also have lots of cute moments, both together and with seungkwan.

unfortunately i do not have any snippets for this, just snatches of a feverish discord discussion haha.

jay ibn jafar is a descendants wip! it follows jay, who is part genie in this one, and how he discovers that once he's off the isle and in auradon. this one is jaylos as well. harry hook is there, too, and he's absolutely insufferable.

here is a snippet - i am aware it is slightly badly melodramatic, but all my descendants writing is, honestly.

Another pitiful treasure – well, he’s not a treasure, just a boy, but the emotion that Jay feels when he watches Cruella de Vil’s boy get pushed around is very much like pity, in that he doesn’t like it, and so the boy must be close to a pitiful treasure, right? And a treasure is a treasure, and a treasure must be protected, and so Jay squares his shoulders and reminds himself that he has to be brave, and he marches over there and he comes back with Cruella de Vil’s boy hanging off his arm. The poor thing’s shaking, and his huge eyes are wide and wet, and Jay kind of wants to scrounge a blanket to wrap around his shoulders, and he really is a pitiful treasure.

and finally, hyunho catboys get along shirt! another one that is what it says on the tin. hyunho are very feral catboys, and they get magically stuck together (jisung does it as a joke, and then the universe decides that no, actually, this is really good, they need to learn to get along) and have to deal with that. it's going to be non-linear, once i figure that out, going back to when they were young and still friends, and then to what happened that made them how they are today.

you've already seen the. hairball scene. so let me give you the deleted opening that i didn't like.

Minho’s not one for dramatics. He’d like to say he’s one of the least likely amongst his group of friends to burst into loud, limb-flailing dramatics at the drop of the hat (not like Hwang Hyunjin, more of a friend-in-law than a friend, who lives for the chance to turn every moment of his day into some sort of theatrical production in as obtrusive and noisy a fashion as possible). To reiterate: Minho’s never been one for dramatics. He’s always been one of the most level-headed people he knows, not prone to over-the-top reactions at all. It’s very important to Minho that this is known, and he would like to make it clear that he is not being dramatic when he says that he’s having the worst day ever. ‘You are being dramatic,’ Jisung says, bored. In a completely reasonable way, Minho feels that it ought to be known that Jisung is the worst best friend ever. ‘I’m being so mature right now,’ he hisses. His claws flex, and Minho takes a deep breath, scrabbling for some composure (more than his normal amount, because he’s very relaxed right now, thank you very much). ‘You’re lucky I can’t reach you right now, Han Jisung.’ Jisung takes a step back. The sparks from the spell are still hanging around him, bright and golden and highlighting exactly where Minho would scratch him if he wasn’t otherwise occupied. Jisung, probably revelling in this knowledge, says, ‘This is probably the least mature you’ve ever been, Minho.’ Then, with a very annoying smug look on his face, he continues, ‘You’ve always been dramatic about Hyunjin, anyway.’ Minho splutters. That’s just not true. ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about,’ he spits. ‘Stop making things up. As if I’d ever be dramatic about— about someone like—’ ‘Someone like what?’ the thing that is occupying Minho screeches. Hwang Hyunjin, in all his attention-capturing, room-filling glory. Hwang Hyunjin, the actual bane of Minho’s existence. Hwang Hyunjin, stuck to Minho like a burr. Alright. This might be a little confusing, so let’s go through it again. The worst day Minho’s ever had, from the top.