#the jokes were amazing

[wolflover33100aj]

I was cackling along with Night Mind during the Welcome Home update stream when he got to the cookbook

Those hot dog jokes took me out!

[ireone]

I’m riding on your rhythm Through the solar system Come with me You and I, crossing the night Cosmic love. — Cosmic, Red Velvet (2024)

[coolestclowns]

If I'm the only one making kaufax content, then so be it

[chalkrub]

mockley time it's mockley time will you have some mockleys of mine

[chairparasitez22]

Just laughing my ass off because of Jax..

I love this Au so much, because Pomni here gives off such a badass move!

I'd appreciate if you go follow this wonderful artist who made this Au @burrotello

[westaysilly]

guess WHO went to see the fnaf movie

tumblr fucking with the image as always grhgrhgrhrghrgrh click for better quality

reblogs very much appreciated <3

[logicpng]

studying the brand new raptor hand harlequin

feat. Caroline from the excellent re:curse. yes this is yet another re:curse propaganda post if you like digital clowns you should play it go go go

[rockingtheorange]

"We could not talk, or talk for hours" -tzp 2024

(From @/deadline on ig)

[elvispresley]

The Beatles - New York press conference (1965)

[endermiss1000]

Trying to find a new app for my meme creation = not fun. Making memes with g1 screamer = very fun tho

[lolalvrrgurl]

I finished watching Arcane for the 15th time and i'm swooning badly for Cait and Vi, they're so perfect together and i love the tenderness between them, but i simply need more MOMENTS, i'm SOOO excited for the second season, i hope their relationship will become even more stronger because of Jinx's....mess, i loved like crazy the last episode because it confirms their feelings even more, the scared expression of Vi when Jinx talks about visiting Cait? and when she called her is "girlfriend"?? the fact that the first flashback (while she was scared to death) was of Cait on the bed???? stunning, breathtaking, a masterpiece.

But the fact that she was starting to hyperventilate? Poor Vi, she needs a long damn break, she needs to be comforted and cared for...she needs peace and love and comfort, because Vi deserves it more than anyone else, all the years she was caged in that prison, she was starved and beaten for years, while she was still just a little girl who had just lost everything...and the only reason she kept going, kept training and getting stronger was Powder, her sister. Because she was all that was left of her home, her family.

God.. she kept blaming herself because that was the way she had been raised with, "but whatever happens, it's on you," UGH Vi was the one carrying all that weight on her shoulders, her brothers, her sister and all the responsibilities, she had to grow up so fast.

Plus she never abandoned Powder, it wasn't her fault, not at all. She was having a panic attack and needed a break, and then she was kidnapped just when she was gonna save Powder, damn it. Fuck it. It pisses me off so much ajxhsjx but without it we wouldn't been here.. anyway, the point of all this was to say that Vi deserves the whole damn world, the biggest hug, to be loved and— go Cait go, you're the right person for it.

[rightintheghoulies]

Ok, but Buster was always my fave anyway

Then I saw this- didn't think he was THAT sculpted tbh

I love my bendy boi

[thedreadvampy]

my friend invited me to go with them to a show tonight

and the thing is it was not good. it was a cabaret with some amazing circus acts but each of them got like. 5-10 minute slots. and were interspersed with 20+ minutes EVERY TIME of some of the most tedious standup work I have ever seen from the MC and the same 5 physical comedy bits repeated ad nauseum. this guy literally did a Borat bit. in the year of our lord 2024. he sang 2 entire rounds of the Family Guy theme.

and it just KEPT GOING. it was meant to be a 90 minute show, which imo is already a slog for a show starting at 11:30PM but within the bounds of reasonable. it finished. at fucking 1:50 AM. ALMOST TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF THIS SHIT. and it did not help that the 5 bits were all of the 'OH NO SOMETHING HAS DISRUPTED THE SHOW' variety which is funny for a bit, less funny when you're literally 45 minutes past the end of your scheduled finish and still fucking going.

HOWEVER. what I did not realise was that this was in fact. my friend's favourite comedian. and if I had known this I might not have gathered up my stuff and walked out during the curtain call and probably would not have announced on the way out, 'that was the most tedious fucking thing I have ever endured.' and I almost certainly, when someone overheard me complaining about the length and tedium and said 'yeah it ran a bit long huh,' have replied, at the actual near-shouting top of my voice, "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF."

I feel. bad for spoiling the show for them.

in my defence I have been very tired this week, I got home at 2:30 AM, and raked seating really hurts my hips so I was in agony by the end of the first hour. but mostly I'm just a bitch who loves to hate tbh.

[jade-len]

luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years

i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start

[runefactorynonsense]

Melotober - Day 26 - Zodiac

There's an even better view up here!

[bahoreal]

enjoyed wonka. my review is that timothy candelabra was not half insane enough. there was that Wonka Glint in his eye like twice but it felt forced. with paterson joseph and mathew baynton serving absolute evil chocolatier cunt opposite him it was like timmy was in a whole different genre. they were 100% committed, singing about chocolate fraud like if their fan dance wasn't sexy enough their chocolate monopoly would crumble and tim reacted like hwuh? like girl if you are not going to commit to the chocolate is life chocolate is love chocolate runs this damn town genre why are you here!