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sciderman · 1 year ago

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Am i the only one always kinda anoyed at the "i don't carry wallet with me, ruins the lines of my suit" joke from Deadpool 1 for the simple reason of missing a great set-uo for a belt pouches joke?

i always thought the joke was a dickish excuse for wade to get away without paying when he very clearly has pouches with which he can very easily carry a wallet - classic "i am a dick" behaviour from wade wilson, my favourite dick

#sci speaks #i love him.#sometimes it's the things that go unsaid.#i think if dopinder retorted about the pouches you'd lose two things:#the snappiness of the joke and the establishment of dopinder as a character who just accepts wade's bullshit #like when wade says something stupid on the blog like “i didn't wash my hair” as a bullshit excuse #the joke wouldn't be as snappy or funny if peter responded “you don't have hair.” we know he doesn't have hair.#we know that he has pouches. he is being a dick.

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