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izzystizzys · 6 months ago

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i think if i was commander fox of the coruscant guard and some wrinkled raisin of a man who i was bound under pain of death or torture to protect along with a planet’s worth of ungrateful, uppity rich fucks who couldn’t be bothered to consider me sentient much less deserving of a smidgen of civil rights, looked me in the eye and went i’m going to catch and store a massive, eldritch space monster right smack dab in the middle of all the Most Important And Very Breakable people and places on this planet under the most flimsy, whack-ass excuse you’ve ever heard and also it’s your circus and your monkeys-

well i think i would simply have punted him out the window

#tcw zillo beast arc #commander fox #no but really #corrie guard deserves better #thorn finds him rocking back and forth muttering to himself in the scream closet an hour later #and that’s how fox saves the galaxy!#look i just think it’s astonishing how much drama and conflict in this series stemmed from the most contrived stupid strategic calls #of a distinctly palpatine flavoured nature ofc #the jedi and senators have two settings: complete and utter stupidity or warcrime #they know no other tactical or strategic thinking #somehow they are still military leaders #fix it entirely born of the corrie guards nervous breakdown at the sheer incompetence of the senate #yes yes fox deserves to murk palpatine because he’s evil and systematically abuses and murders all his vode #but also he deserves to dropkick him into coruscant traffic for the sheer gall on that man for the zillo beast debacle alone #how did anyone believe a word out of his mouth after that

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