#the jacker off poll

[oneshotdepresso]

I missed the who's most likely to JO poll and while I agree with the majority that Kris is most likely to say it accidentally... Have we considered they never did anything like that but Kris blurts something out / goes on one of his rambling sprees / makes an awkward joke that makes it sound like they have or strongly implies something like that, because I can 100% see this happening at any point in the near or distant future xD

But yeah either way 100% Kris like that is the guy who once joked Bojan "is homo" live on national radio so ....

LMFAOOOO oh yes i can also see that 😭 since the hypothetical interview would take place in 50 years, it's very likely that it would be an individual interview compared to a group one. bojan would not be there to pull an increasingly confused face (the same one when jan started talking abt new wave when asked abt carpe diem during that one esc interview), furrowed brows, disbelieving smile and all, while kris patters on about "having special bonding time and fulfilling wet dreams with his closest friends"

it probably doesnt help that when the other guys would be asked about it, they'd be sooo vague abt it too. im now imagining jan flatly saying, "ah yes. we did do many things behind closed doors, that's what happens with people you're always with."

i wonder which one of them will realize that everyone is thinking that they had regular jack off sessions and finally go, "wait. what the fuck. that never happened. what is everyone going on about?"

[oneshotdepresso]

JOblr has decided

the most likely of joker out to have a paul mccartney beat the meatles moment is...

✨ Kris Guštin ✨

at the beginning it was neck-and-neck between him and jure. but after the entire 24 hours, a definite conclusion had been reached. the guitarist responsible for saying such hits like "our wet dreams came true" and "tommy cash isn't a musician" will awkwardly stumble his way into blurting out in an interview about being part of the band's group jack off sessions in 50 years time!

here are some highlights from the notes:

(the last one made me watch an animated version of the game grumps d club clip and it is so fucking hilarious holy shit)

thank you to everyone who participated in this absolutely scientifically relevant survey 😌